Ask me! I’ll answer honestly
Nabbed from @nachosforfree
1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I’m okay where I am, maybe a smidge taller.
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) A Charizard, but one that’s lovable and thinks it’s a dog while aware of its tail.
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? Not really
4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Pokemon Crystal
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: Wrestling stuff, what I’m gonna do going forward in life, and how much of a liar I am.
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? “Be aware of being unable to hear him. It’s okay, you’re not the only one. If he gets mad, stay calm about it.”
7: What is your opinion on Disney remakes? Fuck it, I already sold my soul to them long ago.
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] Dunno, don’t feel like looking those up. Sorry.
9: Are you ticklish? [Oh god, I don’t wanna say yes, then I’ll get tickled, but if I say no then they might get suspicious and tickle me anyway so I don’t know.]
10: Are you allergic to anything? Failure...but not really
11: What’s your sexuality? A human
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Cocoa
13: Are you a cat or dog person? Cat, but still love dogs
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Elf
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Right now it’s probably Everglow
16: How tall are you? 5′ 9″
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Officially to Joshua Meredith Spicer, but probably something like Joshua Meredith Crumpton-Spicer to keep the Crumpton name going
18: How much do you weigh? 220 lbs.-ish
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Yes
20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Space
21: Are you religious? Yes
22: Pet peeves? What does my pet peeve?
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Noc
24: Favorite constellation? Stars
25: Favorite star? Brian Blessed
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? I like vagina-jointed dolls
27: Any phobias or fears? Advanced darkness, being completely alone, the undying pressure of living my goals but settling and giving up and making my mom disappointed. I don’t know why, my mom means nothing to me beyond a base level of love and care, but she just won’t shut the fuck up.
28: Do you think global warming is real? Of fucking course. If you don’t you’re well and truly an idiot.
29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Yes
30: Favorite movie? Christopher Robin
31: Do you get scared easily? Jumpscared usually
32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 6 orange cats, one was officially ours named Festus. Keeshound named Hunter. Calico cat named Callie that we saved from the vet. Black cat named Borus. Husky named Rory/Aurora that we red to get eight puppies. We kept three of them named Stitches (mom tried to eat her at birth but my mum saved her), Tiki/Tikitus (dumb as fuck, and I do mean dumb as fuck, the guy was a literal moose), and Brutus (most loving dog ever but will force his love on you god dammit.) Two terriers named Sophie and Charlie that my mom kind of adopted from her current husband.
33: Blog rate? $75 a night for a double
34: What is a color that calms you? Couldn’t say
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? California, Vancouver, Toronto
36: Where were you born? Mason City, Iowa
37: What is your eye color? Blue
38: Introvert or extrovert? Intro by design, extro when needed
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Yes
40: Hugs or kisses? Sure
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? My sister
42: Who is someone you love deeply? My sister who is the only relative I trust wholeheartedly
43: Any piercings you want? No
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? I can
45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? No and no
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! God she’s so amazing. Big dork but a hell of a smile. So shy when she does’t need to be.
47: What is a sound you really hate? When a tree falls in the woods.
48: A sound you really love? I dunno
49: Can you do a backflip? No
50: Can you do the splits? Poorly
51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Ryan Reynolds and Emily Blunt
52: Favorite movie? Christopher Robin, didn’t we already--yeah, #30
53: How are you feeling right now? Alright
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? I’m okay
55: When did you feel happiest? Couldn’t tell ya
56: Something that calms you down? Can’t think of anything right now
57: Have any mental disorders? None that are diagnosed
58: What does your URL mean? Name I came up with when I first joined the internet. An OC brother of Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown that I used on an old XS RP board.
59: What three words describe you the most? Kind, empathetic, stubborn
60: Do you believe in evolution? In some ways yes
61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If they’re too hamfisted in their belief/opinion to the point that it contradicts something so blatantly that they don’t realize it OR if they blatantly post a cheating/NTR fic/art with no remorse or with enjoyment.
62: What makes you follow a blog? Fun opinions, great art
63: Favorite kind of person: Someone who appreciates you for who you are and won’t judge you for your interests or dislikes. Kind and sweet, trustworthy, able to talk to.
64: Favorite animal(s): Cats, dogs, foxes
65: Name three of your favorite blogs. Nah
66: Favorite emoticon: Nah
67: Favorite meme: Right now it’s still surprised Pikachu. All time it’s probably the flagging ref
68: What is your MBTI personality type? Dunno
69: What is your star sign? Cancer
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? T-shirt, jeans, converse rip-offs, white socks, and my blue Menards jacket
72: Post a selfie or two? Yeah sure, see down at the bottom.
73: Do you have platform shoes? No
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? This question is always asked and I never know what the fuck to post.
75: Can you do a front flip? No
76: Do you like birds? All but geese and Pidgey
77: Do you like to swim? Not particulary
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Swimming
79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Teeth diseases
80: Some thing you wish did exist: All my hopes and dreams
81: Piercings you have? None
82: Something you really enjoy doing: Sitting here at the computer and coming up with film plots and characters that will probably never be made.
83: Favorite person to talk to: My sister or Dawn
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? Good site in concept with a nice structure that holds up when it works but shit-tier communication from the top down and a tendency to break
85: How many followers do you have? 200+
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? Maybe if I actually gave a shit about a mile I would but the mile was the stupidest fucking thing in gym class
87: Do your socks always match? Yes
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? No
89: What are your birthstones? Ruby
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? A house cat
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Dunno
92: A store you hate? Salvation Army
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? None
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Fly
95: Do you like to wear camo? Not really
96: Winter or summer? Summer
97: How long can you hold your breath for? Dunno
98: Least favorite person? My mom’s husband
99: Someone you look up to: Dunno
100: A store you love? Hot Topic or Video Games Etc.
101: Favorite type of shoes Tennis shoes, converse
102: Where do you live? Denver, CO
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? No
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Not particularly
105: Do you drink milk? Yes, I’m grown up
106: Do you like bugs? Eh
107: Do you like spiders? No
108: Something you get paranoid about? The weight of pressure ever expanding on me
109: Can you draw: Not well. I can doodle decently.
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? Nothing I can think of
111: A question you hate being asked? “What was that? Why can’t you slow down? Why can’t you speak up”
112: Ever been bitten by a spider? Maybe once
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Yes
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Cloudy
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: Couldn’t tell ya
116: Favorite cloud type: Blonde, long-ass sword
117: What color do you wish the sky was? Warm orange/yellow
118: Do you have freckles? Yes
119: Favorite thing about a person: Their laugh (usually), their voice
120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruits
121: Something you want to do right now: Nothing forever
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Ocean
123: Sweet or sour foods? Sweet
124: Bright or dim lights? Bright
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? Maybe
126: Something you hate about Tumblr: @staff��
127: Something you love about Tumblr: Everything else
128: What do you think about the least? All the friends I’ve left behind
129: What would you want written on your tombstone? “This bitch empty. I’m ash so let the world turn to me.”
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Myself
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? I can give advice and feel emotion for anybody but lack the ability to practice what I preach.
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? No
133: Computer or TV? Computer
134: Do you like roller coasters? Yeah sure
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? Only when I’m cramped and already have a headache
136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Lobed
137: Do you believe in karma? Yes
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? I’ve been told I’m a 7 by a gay guy when I was in high school and wasn’t fat or hairy. I’d say maybe a 5 now-a-days.
139: What nicknames do you have/have had? McLovin, Toad/Toadman, Crumpton
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? Yes
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? Yes
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Good with what they know of me
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Receiving gifts, giving help
144: What makes you angry When people can’t hear me despite speaking clear as possible. When people go through my shit without my express permission. When people disobey people’s trust and relationships.
145: How many languages do you speak fluently? English. Really wanna learn Japanese.
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? Females for the most part but I’m coming around to males
147: Are you androgynous? No
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: My hair when it’s not bed-ridden
149: Favorite thing about your personality: Empathy boiiii
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. Dawn, my sister, Caroline
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? Post-WW2
152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Neutral
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? I time warped to the future and decided I’m good.
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? Not really
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Never tried
156: What embarrasses you? My stutter. My internet past, much to my chagrin. My likes and interests to somebody new.
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: Introducing my likes and interests to somebody new.
158: Biggest lie you have ever told: “Yes I’ve totally been going to football practice for the last two months.” “Yes I’ve totally been going to school for the last two months.”
159: How many people are you following? A lot
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? A lot
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? None on purpose
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? Not a lot
163: Last time you cried and why: Infinity War on its third rewatch because Peter
164: Do you have long or short hair? Longer
165: Longest your hair has ever been: Probably now
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? It gives me hope that everything will be okay when I die. It also gives me hope that people can be good. There are bad people within this sect, yes, but there are good people out there. Genuinely good people. I’ve met them.
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? Not really
168: Do you like to wear makeup? No
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? No
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? Mostly
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