#anyways can u believe the above phone call was placed primarily to say our condolences that his mother died
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im curious now what was the dad's answer 🤚
Lol it was anticlimactic tbh
Mom: how’s your wife - what was her name again? I keep forgetting. She still gets mad when we talk?
Dad: Uhh [name]?
Mom: yeah I thought it was something else.
Me, in the background, talking to my son: Jonny, can you say ‘homewrecker’? Can you say that for momma??
Mom: anyways what about your girlfriend?
Dad: who??
Mom: [describes her] + with black hair
Dad: black hair…black hair…? oh her! … we don’t talk anymore aha she’s married now
#asks#big shrug#i remember when I was 18 his wife called me on my birthday talking about how sorry she was for breaking up the family#when I tell y’all i was unimpressed but my mom loves drama so she was like#we’ll see if she’ll compensate with money or something idk#i think I led her on this forgive and forget journey for abt three months before I got tired of the shenanigans and just ghosted her#i was not monetarily compensated 😓#anyways can u believe the above phone call was placed primarily to say our condolences that his mother died#i may be heaven sent but am I hell proof???
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