#anyways barty would make fun of him bc he takes devil dick aka his dick
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regulus would also be told by jehova witnesses to go to a jesus christ website to find out why he died on his work phone line.
and he would awkwardly say, i'm ok and barty would not be able to stop laughing and calling him a sinner baby.
#THIS GENUINELY JUST HAPPENED TO ME? I ANSWER A CALLED AND WAS TRYING TO MAKE THEM AN APPOINTMENT AND THAN IN THE END THEY TOLD ME TO GO TO#THIS WEBSITE TO FIND OUT WHY JESUS CHRIST DIED#and i stood quiet in the line for a second stunned and went in a very fast awkward tone: i'm okay#LIKE HUH?#regulus black#barty crouch jr#bartylus#anyways barty would make fun of him bc he takes devil dick aka his dick#harry potter#the marauders#marauders
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