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#anyway sharing bc i thought it was hilarious + we were both stunned for a sec and
kindlyfunkn · 9 months
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my coworker threw a ball of paper towel to the trash, me and my buddy both caught it at the same time (all of us were fucking with each other all day) and we ended up interlocking fingers💀💀
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hey-its-nonny · 3 years
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Yay! I was thinking if you could write a Thranduil x Male Reader. The reader is Thranduil’s husband, he’s shy, caring, intelligent and small (I mean compared to Thranduil😂). I just want Thranduil being all sappy and protective of his lovely Angel! Thrandul’s husband is such a cute cinnamon roll🥰 and Thranduil just spoils him so much! His husband wants new clothes? Done. New Jewels? Done. Thranduil loves to pamper his husband, always the best things for his Angel!
Omg! Imagine Gandalf and the others meeting Thranduil’s husband (he’s a motherly figure to Legolas) and just being so in love with him omg. Just some Thranduil being a big softie and protecting his husband! Ahhh so cute
Thanks for your time!
Love it!!!
fluffy one shot coming right up!
this differs a bit from canon, but it’s hilarious so just bear with me.
warnings: Bullying, slightly underweight reader, protective (lowkey scary) Thranduil
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You strolled across the bridge, tugging at the hem of the soft, olive green tunic resting around your torso.
You knew they’d find you if you didn’t get to the library soon, so you put a bit of pep in your step. A group of elves claiming to be your friends usually paid you a weekly visit on your way to work.
Most of the time they just made fun of you, so it was easy to brush off; but there were times when they got a punch or two in to really make their point.
Unfortunately, this was one of those special occasions from the looks of it.
The tall, dark haired group of brutish elves steadily followed you, only speeding up when you spared them a glance.
At this point, you were running to the library.
That only fueled their ambitions, though. They chased after you, hellbent on ruining your day.
Then, you made it into the maze of books, finding shelter behind your desk. You looked up to make sure they didn’t hear your breathing, peeking above the surface to check if they were gone.
They weren’t.
Even better, they saw you. With grins more twisted than the labyrinth of books you sat in front of, they slowly approached you.
The closer they got, the further you backed away. Once your back hit the wall, heart racing, you realized there was no way out of this.
Mine of the elves, Belhír, if you remembered correctly, grabbed the collar of your shirt and offered a bone chilling smile, sending shivers down your spine.
Accepting your fate, you closed your eyes and braced yourself for the blows sure to come.
Only thing was, there weren’t any.
You opened your eyes and lo and behold, Thranduil Opherion, your king and frequent visitor, stood in front of you, cooler than an autumn breeze.
You’d only interacted with him a few times, but from what you remembered, he was a decent man. You might have even gone so far as to develop a silly little crush on the king.
“Release him.” The elf demanded, voice smooth, yet somehow sharper than knives.
Belhir immediately let go of you, clearly baffled by the king’s mere presence.
Yet, the king was focused on you. He stared at you, sending blood straight to your cheeks.
Three simple words broke the silence, Thranduil’s gaze never leaving your face.
“Come with me.”
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Now, you sat beside your husband in the garden, basking in the warm embrace he gave.
”Y/n? Can you hear me?” The elf inquired, pressing a kiss to your forehead to make sure you heard him.
With heated cheeks, you sheepishly smiled, pressing a kiss to your husband’s jaw.
”Sorry, meleth, I was just lost in thought.” You apologized, shivering at the deep chuckle against your neck. In reality, however, you were a bit disappointed.
Today was your anniversary and Thranduil still hadn’t remembered. You decided to drop one more hint, hoping he’d remember the event.
“What’s on your mind, my love?” Thranduil asked, eyes trained on your face just as they were the day everything changed.
“The day we became a family.” You answered, your voice laced with nothing but love for the two boys so deeply intertwined in your life.
Your husband hummed, running his fingers through your hair. “One of the best days of my life.” He replied, standing up and holding his hand out for you to follow, his grin warmer than the sun.
“Come with me.”
You followed him out of the garden you’d grown to love, curious as to where he was taking you. With a bit of patience and some walking, you found yourself standing in front of your shared quarters.
Now you were just confused.
“What are we doing?” You asked, tilting your head to convey your confusion.
Thranduil just smiled. “Get dressed. I have a something for you.”
Still confused, you obliged, slipping in between the doors of your closet.
You had to admit, knowing he didn’t remember hurt your feelings, but it was just a date in time. It was silly to be upset about.
You dressed into a f/c robe, one that Thranduil had given you, and tousled your hair in the mirror before striding out of the room, still clueless as to what was going on.
Thranduil looked stunned when you walked out, eyes wide. Shaking himself from his trance, Thranduil offered his hand.
“You look wonderful, meleth nîn.” Your cheeks flushed while you took the elvenking’s hand.
“Thank you, love.”
Thranduil lead you down the hall, dead silent with an expression more solid than the ground you walked upon.
You realized that you were heading towards the celebration hall. Why were you going there?
Was he throwing a party for some reason?
Oddly enough, you were right.
Thranduil opened the door for you, that wretched, gorgeous smile tainting his lips as your eyes lit up.
Everything was decorated so beautifully.
Flowers and green garlands were strung high everywhere, adding to the natural beauty this kingdom already held.
Upon looking closely, you saw that the flowers Thranduil had chosen to decorate with were the same flowers you’d put up on your wedding day. You couldn’t believe he remembered.
”Happy anniversary, my darling.” A low, beautifully familiar voice stated, accompanied by a hand slipping around your waist.
You grinned, standing on your tiptoes to wrap your arms around Thranduil’s neck, pressing a kiss to his nose.
“You remembered.” You breathed, your goofy grin melting the elvenking’s heart.
Thranduil scoffed. “Of course I did.“ He hummed, smooth voice ringing into the almost completely silent room.
It was just the two of you in there, which made it so much sweeter. While you knew Thranduil loved being the center of attention, you were quite the opposite.
You liked leading a more private life, and Thranduil knew that. Somehow, you loved him even more.
With a nod towards a group of musicians, Thranduil led you out onto the large dance floor, gripping your hand with a smile.
While your cheeks darkened, your smile went in the other direction, brightening with each step Thranduil lead you in.
The music only elevated how you felt, sweet melodies touching your heart while you danced in the arms of the one you called your home.
You wanted to cry a bit, in all honesty, just because of how happy you were, but you refrained from it to keep from confusing Thranduil.
You watched Thranduil’s feet, attempting to remember the dance as best you could. While you were focused on getting the steps right, Thranduil was merely admiring how perfect you were to him.
You were sweet, caring, intelligent beyond comparison, handsome, strong in the sense of willpower (he was actually very concerned when he first saw you.), and to put it simply, everything Thranduil needed.
You were everything he wanted, too.
Thranduil watched you dance, madly in love with the way you tried so hard. While he would never speak to anyone else this way, Thranduil opened his mouth and spoke with a honeyed tone.
”My love, it’s just us. Do not worry about formalities.” He reminded, finding that this was one of the first times he’d spoken this gently since his first love left him.
Then, he realized how lucky he was to have you.
As if you knew what was running through his mind, you smiled up at him, slowing the dance to kiss him.
It was sweet, affectionate, and conveyed the love you both shared for each other.
Once you pulled away, you grinned, wrapping your arms around Thranduil’s neck, falling into a slow sway as the music followed.
”I love you.” You breathed, cheeks so red, you had to avert your gaze to the floor.
You couldn’t see it, but Thranduil was genuinely smiling at you, admiring how phenomenal you were.
“And I love you.” He replied, tone smooth and loving.
After plenty of dancing, you both grew tired and decided to call it a day.
You both changed out of your formal wear, settling in under the covers of your shared bed with content.
You laid on your side, Thranduil behind you as the day came to a close.
”Goodnight, Ithildin nîn.” Thranduil hummed, wrapping an arm around your waist with a kiss to the nape of your neck.
You shivered, placing your hand over Thranduil’s. “Goodnight, meleth. Thank you.”
Upon seeing the way your body reacted to it, Thranduil kissed the nape of your neck again just to tease.
“For what?”
You shivered again, playfully smacking his hand.
“A wonderful life.”
~~~~ Thranduil’s ooc bc in this one he’s not heartbroken and angsty all the time :)
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