im starting to think marijuana just doesnt affect me at all

Funniest effect steven universe had on the world is that you can't look up certain gemstones without one of the guys from the show being there

thats it thats the whole movie everyone can go home now

ill allow the slander on the spanish language

once ☝🏻

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

so shes taking a sick day which means shes at our moms' house (they are out of province for hockey) all day, meaning i do not have to go there myself to take the dog when tge bank appraiser comes.

simple instructions. take the dog out of the house for when the bank guy comes so he doesnt terrorize the guy. i told her exactly what my mom told me to do, in writing and over the phone. and she couldnt fucking get it. why why why

no fucking wonder she doesn't make any money when all she ever does is take sick days for the smallest things. like dont complain to me about not making any money at leaat you HAVE a job when ive been having zero luck for months, nowhere is hiring and if they say they are they arent or have already found their one candidate (throw back to when i handed in a resume to a place that had "now hiring" on their door and the guy looked at me and said "thanks but we just hired someone sorry!"). go to work and budget your fucking money because i do not want to hear complaints about having none when ive been overcharged -&1000 and my balance is continuously under $100

is she just incapable of making supper for once im so tired of this. she only eats what i cook up and what's leftover, never makes her own and never buys general ingredients, and when i dont make anything or am gone she always goes out to eat (barely asks me or asks at last minute so by the time i see it shes already gone) like can i just have somebody else cook for me for once is that so hard to ask. like without needing to spend money can i come home or be able to chill on the couch while somebody else makes like spaghetti or some shit

Also, I hope that this is a commitment to actually making the Decepticons evil. I don't want any moral ambiguity or anything like that. I genuinely want evil Decepticons that feel like a threat and aren't secretly good guys or whatever.

And evil Thundercrakcer? I'm here for it.