#anyway Bowser keeeps trying to find out how Luigi cheats. except he never does. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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Bowser : why is Green Mario here ?? I didn't kidnap anyone this week ! Won't you pests leave me alone ?? You have a death wish or what, you wimpy little-

Luigi, scruffed by the collar : ah, I'm-I'm-I'm here for the job offer actually.

Bowser : what job offer ??

Luigi : *holds up an ad for a croupier job*

Kamek : that tracks, Sire, the casino is hiring these days.

Bowser : You ?? A dealer in MY casino ?? Since when do you that ??

Luigi, shrugging : it's-a been a while but I used to do that as a side job during my studies. I saw the ad, got nostalgic, and-

Bowser : Pah !! As if I would hire you ! I'm NOT gonna let you turn my casino into a joke ! Bet you can't even hold a deck properly !

Luigi, glaring : bet I can beat you at any card game.

Bowser, too vexed to think : DEAL !

Bowser, 2 hours later : ...what just happened.

Kamek : you promised him the job if he beat you, Your Baffledness.

Bowser : HOW IS HE THAT GOOD ?? He must have cheated!! I can't give him the job !!

Kamek : Sire, you gave your word-!

Bowser, grinning devilishly : he wants to work for me ? Oh, is he gonna love his new job...

#super mario bros #miscellaneous mario madness #bowuigi #sorta ?#i just listened to that world 8 theme in 3D world and it slaps #but also made me think of Luigi's casino gig #anyway Bowser keeeps trying to find out how Luigi cheats. except he never does.#Luigi is still a nervous mess outside of a poker table but when he sits down he gets in the zone #dealer Luigi in Bowser's casino AU

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