mike ghosts is really the ideal man like his idea of a good time is eating a trifle and falling asleep in bed his first instinct to fight robbers was to put on a suit of armour he can do throat bass his emotional stability relies on his wife and some guy called obi he has great taste in huge dead stuffed bears hes embarrassed enough to wear swim trunks in the shower cos some dead person is definitely spying on him but he'll run straight through the entire house cock and balls swinging around without a second thought he loves a cottage pie hes always gotta be in control but hes kind of bad at it he Will let a vicar be late for a wedding he is hosting because the vicar wanted to go sledding he is 90% high strung anxiety 10% impulsivity and he is always always down to clown i absolutely love him