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quinnmorgendorffer · 11 months

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gob x tony

Oh boy okay okay first of all thank you for asking and sorry for taking so long to reply!!!

anyway.....

I am not exaggerating or speaking hyperbolically when I say that Gob/Tony is truly one of the best modern, CANON gay romances ever put to film.

First off, you have Gob's whole backstory. He's the disappointment, the one who should be the one to inherit his dad's company but is too incompetent compared to his younger brother. It's, again, canon that he's kept around to commit crimes for his family, use his charm, and - this one is his own thought process - fuck people to help the business.

He's the unwanted son, the bullet in his parents' shotgun wedding, canonically his mom's least favorite child and definitely not that high on his dad's list, either. The man is desperate for love throughout the whole show, leading to him freaking out when he thinks his girlfriend doesn't appreciate his magical abilities or using his bachelor party to try to frame someone for murder just because his dad's the one planning it. He cries when he thinks his brother didn't listen to his CD! He just wants people to love and appreciate him and it never seems to work.

Then he meets Tony. And even in "Sword of Destiny", Tony is impressed by him! And Tony takes enough interest to come to his wedding illusion and seem vaguely impressed as well - and note that no one from his family came to the wedding at all except Tobias, and that was just because he got an acting gig!

And, though they both were faking at first, Tony listens to him. Tony doesn't judge him. Tony is just as ridiculous as him, is just as "same" as him, and obviously feels a need to be around him for more than the Fakeblock scam, just like how Gob obviously wants to be around him for more than just to ruin his career. After all, they're both disappointed and hurt when they think the other is straight, not just angry and mad they did this for nothing like you would think if they didn't have feelings for each other.

And Gob, the man who consistently tries to run away from his problems - including even Tony at first in the beginning of s5 - becomes someone who actually proposes that they go on the road together, that Tony runs away with him. And then when he finds out that Tony is still really alive, he's the one who tracks him down and brings him back to Newport Beach.

And Tony, someone shown to not give a damn about anybody - he surely isn't romantic with Sally and he was doing something with his brother's widow ("it's fucked up") - cares so much about Gob. He tries at first to gently let him down when he's denying his own feelings. He apologizes for "missing" their sex date. He doesn't laugh at Gob for getting his words mixed up ("branding each other's taint"), which most everyone else does to him whether he realizes it or not ("the matriarch, if you will" "sure, I will"). He even agreed to do the 2nd of July float, and I cannot believe someone as show-boat-y as Tony fucking Wonder, someone who has to be the center of attention, would do a combined magician act for just anyone. And that's not even getting into the look of pure fucking LOVE Tony gives Gob in the series finale or how he's the one to suggest "Just hands!" to him.

And, outside of the canon of the show, I've seen some people say it started as a homophobic joke and I truly do not believe that. From my knowledge, Mitch basically made Gob a magician because it was funny. And you know what's funnier than one magician? Two magicians! And since magic is still weirdly a man's world, of course a magician couple happens to be two men. Will Arnett even said the story is sweet and is about Gob finding a connection he's never had before. And since they were planting hints of Gob's sexuality for YEARS, I find it hard to believe they were trying to be homophobic in any way. (Though, tbh, I have to agree with Maeby that "Gay Gob is funny.")

Anyway, I'll stop there. But tl;dr, Blunder is a true fucking masterpiece of romance and I will take no critiques on that.

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

#thanks again for asking!!!#blunder #gob bluth #tony wonder #i'm in so many emotions now wow #ad #maverickcalf #bite me in the ask #ship meme

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moxxie-joestar · 9 months

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Jojo's bizarre adventure character argument about politics at 1 AM

Character presenting: Joseph joestar, Jotaro kujo, Josuke higashikata (4), Giorno Giovanna, jolyne cujoh, Johnny joestar, gyro zeppeli, Josuke higashikata (8) & jodio joestar

meanwhile at Alcatraz island

Jodio joestar: too early in the morning for this shit. *chugging some cola & saw this post* what the fuck gyro?!

Gyro zeppeli: who's disturbing my morning of peace?! *enters the mess hall/cafeteria of Alcatraz & saw Jodio* Jodio, what do you want? It's 1 AM, why the fuck are you up so early?

Jodio: I want you to use every cell in your brain & figure out why you tweet this shit, man!

Gyro: what?! It's true! Out current President is sucking up to the British, & the brazil are trying to take our county!

Jodio: you do realize that you said is insensitive, right? America isn't about attacking people, you fucking idiot!

Gyro: O/C it is! Who're you to tell me that Robert E.O. Speedwagon was in the wrong? & if we had used guns in Australia, all that shit about the enemies 2fort taking over wouldn't have happened either!

Johnny joestar: what're you boys yappin' about? Don't you know what time it is?

Jodio: this fucker dickhead thinks that we should have attack the 2fort & the gm_construct. He's like, worse than Afghanistan terrorist!

Gyro: it is damn true that if we had nuked them sooner, we would have dominated the entire world & it would have been way better then this dystopia!

Johnny: IDC about them Britain or Brazilian people.

Jodio & gyro: WHAT!?!

Johnny: why should we be concerned over some distant nations? America's dying, we need reshape it to be confederacy once again.

Jodio: are you fucking kidding me right now?!

Johnny: yeah it's the way things were always meant to be, it's natural, that's why we need segregation now, segregation tomorrow, & segregation forever.

Jodio: you should seriously reconsider your words, man. Segregation ain't cool.

Gyro: yeah, & it divides people, not unite them!

Johnny: I can't stand havin' to see a Chinese person, or a Hispanic, claimin' they're the better of me, I can't. & not to mention, black people cause 70% of the crime.

Jodio: you make one more racist word & I'm cancelling you on Twitter, Johnny. I'm not joking.

Johnny: take example of south Africa, it prospered, now it is a shithole filled with incompetent people, That's what happens when you get rid of segregation, son!

Jodio: no, it's failed B/C separating people of skin color was morally wrong in the world, that's why apartheid south Africa failed, nobody liked segregation dude!

Gyro: you also believe in a cause that failed! How's it feel to have your asses kicked by the North, traitor?

Johnny: shut your damn mouths, you two are Yankee sons of bitches!

jolyne cujoh: what the bloody hell are you blokes doin' up at 1 AM in the mornin'?!

Jodio: we're talking about politics here, just go back to bed.

Jolyne: politics?! That's my favorite discussion! I'm lib-right. I love my guns.

Jodio: WTF? You don't need an AR-15 to protect your ass!

Jolyne: what're you talking about I don't have an AR-15 you bloody mongrel! I carry my M16A2 with me. I also carry my launcher, ever heard the song: "keep your rifle by your side" ?

Jodio: that's from fucking game. I can't believe you take that shit seriously girl! Also guns kill a lot of people man as John seed once said: "we'll take your AR-15's"!

Jolyne: oh you want my weapons huh? Well you're gonna have to come & take it, wanker!

Johnny: I won't lie. You don't need those big guns anyway.

Jolyne: yes I fucking do! What if some intruder comes into my house & I didn't have a weapon? WTF am I supposed to do? Call the police? I'll be dead by the second I call them!

Gyro: it's called obeying the law, you australian son of a bitch! Most shootings happen B/C of people like you!

Giorno Giovanna: why are you guys up early?! We were supposed to wake up at 6 AM, not fucking 1 AM!

Jodio: OH shit, it's the drug lord.

Giorno: what did you just called me?!

Jolyne: why are you assuming that he's a drug lord? He could be something else!

Jodio: what? He could be a drug lord, dude!

Gyro: hate to say it, but that libtard's right. We have a drug lord on our army.

Giorno: STOP CALLING ME THAT! I am not a goddamn drug lord! Just B/C I happen to be Italy doesn't mean I am selling drugs of cracks & cocaine! You have no clue what you're talking about what so ever!

Jodio:

calm down dude, it was a joke.

Giorno: no! I am sick of your jokes, Jodio! I want you to quit calling me something that I'm not, as for you, gyro, I want you to quit calling the Jotaro a nazbol, I actually spoke to him & he's the most reasonable person of everybody in this God forsaken army!

Gyro: he is speaks German! He is a Nazi terrorist! You're a drugs leader you're suppose to hate him, you idiot!

Johnny: Giorno ain't no goddamn drug lord, he's one of 'em stinking socialist.

Giorno: I am not a socialist either! I am a democratic technocrat!

Jodio & gyro: a democratic techo-what?

Giorno:technocrat! I believe Dr. Vu's & general Vu's science, science is what will improve us in the future! Not your stupid ideologies & not your pitiful religion either!

Johnny: how dare you criticise God like that! What dumb son of a bitch would take you seriously?!

Giorno: what's wrong with my views?! You're the one who thinks that the divine entity telling you to do something when it doesn't exist! God didn't fuck your mom, YOUR DAD DID!

Johnny: everyone knows that God is what progress us & protect us, not your damn science!

Gyro: & democracy is weak! Just look at the U.S. & how fucked up we now B/C of these politicians!

Giorno: democracy is what makes the individual free! & we need more intelligent people in this world, the only people I would consider intelligent is Jotaro, Joseph, speedwagon & Anthony Smith!

Jodio: yeah gyro! Are you a crazy fascist like that demented Trump?

Gyro: trump? Fascist? Are you joking you hippy bastard? I am a PATRIOT, I believe in United States of America, being the shiny beacon of the motherfucking world! We have a DUTY to spread out great ways overseas! But look at the woke democrats & the crazy foaming republicans! They have lost the way of the true American patriot, now they're making the U.S. A circus & the federal government are the clowns! It's time we get a good old green camo & gold stars makeover in the white house! It's time we have another General like Patton Washington or even poopy me for President!

Jotaro kujo: [RAGE STAR PLATINUM ORA]

Jodio, gyro, Johnny, Jolyne & Giorno: [scared & screams]

Jotaro: for the love of all that is mighty, could you all shut up? I am trying to sleep & you all are SCREAMING LIKE A BONDLE OF SQUALING HOGS!

Jolyne: who the bloody fuck you callin' a 'squaling hogs'?! You're fatty fuck!

Jotaro: Jolyne, I'll duct tape your mouth & tie up your wrists & ankles, so I can use you as a pillow! & you gyro! Knock it off with the terror shit!

Gyro: or what?! You're from Japan, you were SPEAK & disguised as German! You're a terrorist! I should deport you to the HUAC for UN-America attitude for this!

Jotaro: gyro for the last goddamn time just B/C I was disguised & speak a German, DOESN'T MEAN I AM A FUCKING TERRORIST!

Giorno: yeah! & you need to STFU with your anti-terrorist rhetoric! It's getting pretty old! WE'RE SICKING TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN SHIT! You think some douchebag like speedwagon is always 100% right, he didn't even have proof of any terrorist imfiltration, that's how irrelevant he was! He was a useless fuck in the end!

Gyro: irrelevant? As irrelevant as Islamist terrorist & North Korean were in their times compared to President Eisenhower!

Jodio: he wasn't even the President at the time, that was, Truman, you fucking idiot!

Johnny: at least he didn't consider ending segregation like Eisenhower did!

Gyro: Johnny joestar, you're more racist than goddamn Trump, you know that? At least the military isn't segregated it's integrated & filled with virtuousness by our merit in history!

Jotaro: speedwagon was no better than Arabs & the Islamic or North Korea & the nuke missile! Targeting anyone & everyone who was even slightly against his ideals! Throwing allegations left & right or even on the slightest "abnormal" behavior to eliminate anyone who could politically challenge him!

Josuke higashikata (4): what in the bloody fuck's goin' on 'ere?! You guys woke me up & made me all sober! Now I can't get comfortable!

Jotaro: everyone is arguing about politics & ideologies. Gyro is also up to his bullshit again & calling me a terrorist & Giorno a drug lord.

Josuke (4): gyro. I know we're best buddies... But arguing about politics at this time of night gets you a lot of headaches. Trust me, lad.

Johnny: & Giorno is saying that religion doesn't matter! That idiot is literally ignoring meral & ethics! We need those & God on our life to be righteous!

Josuke (4): you don't speak on behalf of the lord, ya bloody racist! He loves everybody as equals!

Jotaro: & just B/C Giorno is a atheist doesn't mean he has abandoned his morals & ethics! You don't need to be religious to have those, you know that right?

Jodio: if gyro is a fascist, & Johnny's a confederate racist, jolyne's a lib-right pro-arms dickhead & Giorno is a scientists... Which I don't know think is an actual ideology, then what you two's beliefs?!

Jolyne: the big boi dad is probably a terror, or a tsarist, IDK...

Jodio: WTF is a "tsarist"?!

Gyro: I'm not a fascist you libtard! I'm an advanced for military intervention in politics!

Giorno: that's exactly what fascism is, you stupid dummkopf!

Gyro: oh shut up you drug lord, you're not even democratic you're a scientists whatever that means.

Giorno: for the last time, I AM NOT A GODDAMN DRUG LORD!! I AM A FUCKING TECHNOCRAT!

Josuke (4): I am a socialist democrat, I believe in equality for everybody, it has free healthcare & free shit that everyone would want to get.

Jodio: WTF is that? Socialism? Are you a Bernie bro or something?

Jotaro: OKAY! ALL OF YOU! SHUT UP! NOW! first off, Jodio, think of a monarchy as the eastern European version of a monarchy or empires. Second off, Jolyne, I'll wring your fucking neck if you call me a terrorist like gyro has been doing. & lastly. I am a menshevik. I support the established of a Japanese Republic!

Gyro: ohh a Republican, you can't fool me with those terms it's a JAPANESE EMPIRES republic, eh?

Johnny: now that's a good one gyro.

Giorno: you people are such childish kids!

Jotaro: gyro, you have NO. IDEAL. how much I recent the Japan emperor & what it has done. What it has done to Japan. What it has done to me. What it has done to my family!

Gyro: yeah & so what? Why should I believe you? I've never met Japan that hated emperor, you're probably just lying!

josuke (4): gyro I hate havin' to see you like this, but need I remind you that we're on the red army, again?

Gyro: WHAT?!?

Jodio: oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, pls/plz don't actually tell him that again!

Gyro: I hope Jonathan joestar & Washington is watching me...B/C this is how true patriot deals with terrorist~ better dead...than red.

Jolyne: you remember the last time he went terrorist attack at Nazi Germany & Bolsheviks Russian? He was having a terrorism breakdown. Don't mess him up like that, mate.

Josuke (4): gyro don't think about it!

Jodio: oh shit WTF is he gonna do?!!

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Gyro: [ULTIMATE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN RAGE]

Joseph joestar:

SHUUUUUUUUUT THE FHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK UP!

What are you fucking imbeciles doing awake at 1 AM? WE HAVE TO TAKE OVER THE 123 SUNSET STREET STUDIO/MFN STUDIO IN THE FUCKIN' MORNING, & YOU ALL ARE AWAKE?!?

Jodio: my fucking ears, Joseph why did you have to yell so fucking loud?!

Joseph: mind your tongue or I'll cut it out!

Jotaro: believe me gramps. I am just as annoyed you are. They're all arguing about politics & ideologies. IDK how it started, but it all woke me up too.

Joseph: so this is what the whole screaming was about?! POLITICS?!? You all are the most EMBARRASSING character I have EVER worked with! this is the third time this week the screaming! Can we sleep for one goddamn night?! I AM SICK OF HAVING TO WAKE UP TO SEE THAT SOME IMBECILE HAS SOMETHING TO SCREAM ABOUT!

Gyro: & what about YOU new Yorkers? Do you follow a particular ideology different than mine? It so, you would be wrong as only a strong stratospheric government will enrich & stabilize our country from outside & inside threats! Hahaha!

Joseph: you want to prolong the argument? Fine, I'll have to remind you about what truly matters! You seek to rule over the badlands with your so-called "stratocracy" when you can't even tell what planet we were on! You once told me that we were on the goddamn MOON at one point! You think that by running the badlands under a military dictatorship, you'll prosper?! Need I remind you that you're under service of fucking speedwagon foundation?!!? BY MAKING YOUR OWN GODDAMN NATION, YOU'RE ACTIVELY BETRAYING THE JOESTAR COMPANY! YOU'RE BREAKING THE CONTRACT THAT YOU, SIGNED TO FIGHT FOR. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SCREAMING TOP OF MY LUNGS & RAISING MY VOICE, AT THE GODDAMN PERSON WHO THINKS HE'S IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY! I SNUCKED INSIDE THE GODDAMN ANTHONY D. SMITH'S OFFICE, YOU DICKHEAD, YOU'RE NOT A REAL SOLDIER! YOU NEVER WERE INSIDE THE AMERICAN FORCES, YOU'RE A CIVILIAN IN SOLDIER CLOTHING! YOU WERE NEVER PART OF THE MILITARY, YOU NEVER PART OF THE AMERICA ITSELF!

Jodio: Jesus Christ, Joseph calm down! Okay, if Jotaro is a menshevik or...democratic, & the Josuke is a socialist, then what you Joseph?

Joseph: I am a corporate, I went to central America to make deals with the SCP foundation there. I also recently purchase slaves in the underworld market, I am also human trafficker leader. Just recently I made sales on guns, M.R.E, first aid kit & more I made from working with speedwagon foundation. I have a lot of stand arrows & requiem arrow was made by meteorite from cape york, Greenland since 50,000 BCE to trade. As long as I'm interested into whatever you're offering me.

Johnny: hot damn cousin, you got anything to sell?

Josuke (4): you own people which is morally wrong! How dare you make money off of helpless people, while also sitting on half of the world's money!?

Gyro: I knew it from the stars that you were a goddamn globalist piece of scumbag shit, Joseph! Almost everybody here would fucking hate you!

Jodio: yeah & we murder enemies, not exploit people, you fucking corporatist!

Gyro: you're a coward hiding behind your money, you deserve to die just B/C you follow that ideal!

Josuke (4): I don't agree on him dyin' but he should definitely be beaten up! What do ya say lads?!

Jotaro: Josuke, are you crazy?! We can't fight our team!

Johnny: not to mention, y'all are getting uppity at his ideals, y'all are pathetic.

Giorno: oh so says the overzealot religious man who thinks God does everything he tells him to do!

Jolyne: quit mocking us Christmas, you fucking atheist nerd!

Joseph: oh yeah?! I can take everyone of you on, on gun on your head & you're fucking dead!

Josuke higashikata (8): [angry Japanese]

Jodio: holy shit, gappy we didn't mean to wake you up sailor!

Josuke (8): [growing Japanese]

Gyro: WTF dose Japanese arsonist want?!

Josuke (4): we were just talkin' politics... Nothing too serious, right lads?

Jolyne: yeah, what he said.

Josuke (8): [asking to join]

Jodio: oh, you wanna join us? Well, what's your ideal?

Josuke (8): [tell about my politics]

Jodio: WHAT? ANARCHIST?! gappy that's a terrible idea!

Joseph: you're an anarchist?!? [Laughter] that's fucking hilarious!

Jolyne: I got jarate (taught by Vaggie) here if something goes horrible wrong, lads.

Josuke (8): [angry Japanese about society being terrorist]

Jodio: okay this is not good in here uh.

Jotaro: gappy! Don't you dare!

[Roundabout by yes playing]

⬅ TO BE CONTINUED ⬛

Original name was (TF2 15.AI) The RED TEAM debate over ideologies politics at 4 AM

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the-firebird69 · 2 years

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We're receiving the order and we're going to have it done cuz we can't stand that piece of s*** then tell him to go to hell too and writing over and over and over

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