Artemis Fowl is what happens when you put all your stats into intelligence and have -800 left over for self-awareness

My prediction for part 2 is that Kai is gonna befriend one of the forbidden five while in the nether space together

And once their all freed, Kai saves the one he befriended from being controlled by ras and has to desperately convince the ninja to let them stay

I’m sorry but has Oscar been hanging out with Lando and Max this whole time and there’s only ONE PICTURE OF IT???

I know I'm the "Gortash apologist" guy here on Tumblr, I accept that title, but I want y'all to know, that Gortash just ended my 40 hour honor mode run with my buddy...

And... and I want a fucking divorce.

this is a Gortash hate blog from now on.

I HATE YOU ENVER GORTASH.

I WANTED THOSE GOLDEN DICE YOU LITTLE SHIT.

I can appreciate “empath” jokes as much as the next person but it is a little unfortunate that the word has basically lost all meaning when it actually describes a childhood trauma response of becoming hyper-aware and hyper-vigilant of other peoples emotions while simultaneously becoming disassociated with your own.

Much like how there are sci-fi concepts that have real world names everybody uses like “Dyson sphere” and “ansible,” I think somebody who knows more about biology than me should make up and name a hox gene mutation responsible for six-limbed tetrapods so we can all have a go-to explanation to facilitate stuff like dragons and winged humanoids in fantasy

good day to all 5 people who ship Clemmy have this shitty ass no effort me meme

update time !!

a new term is starting up again very , very soon. so , tuesday ( jan. 16 ) , i'll once again return to being completely devoted to my academics , setting everything on HIATUS . like before , you will see me pop on in to regale you with my progress or to mention anything worthy of your interest , but otherwise , please anticipate that activity will once again completely fall to the backburner / become virtually nonexistent. the queue is stocked up for a little while longer , but once it runs out , i do believe it will remain stagnant until i find the time to manually reply to things between assignments.

as always , i am most easily reachable through discord or IMs during this time going forward , and plotting is always welcome !! thank you for your patience / understanding uvu

ok confession time. so i've seen a lot of ppl recently talk about how they found out about mulder and scully's estrangement in the revival and how they were shook about it but. basically. ugh. it didn't realy work out that way for me. bc genuinely the first time i saw i want to believe the msr vibes were so insane that i thought they were already estranged. like i fully thought the unremarkable house was just. mulder's house. and scully just came over to visit. and stayed over. in a weird ex-wife sort of way ? so when the revival happened years later and everyone was all: omg mulder and scully broke up ??? i was just there like ???? no kidding ????

truly i have been misinterpreting this show for decades

my type is pathetic boys.

like yes throw up your hands and cheer right before we kiss and tell me all about you stupid silence ass shit.

I love in Ray Donovan when Ray Donovan tries to kill himself and he's like "I forgot to eat" and they're like "you jumped off a building."

Was looking at a 360 image of the remains of the Hanging Gardens cause it's the only way I'll probably ever be able to see it and there's just something so touching about this

Does Morris ever call Elliot “baby girl”?

Hopefully not, Elliot would die of cringe immediately!

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customer at work the other days was extremely surprised when i was reading her info off to her to confirm things and pronounced her daughters name right. she was astounded someone like me would know how to properly say “saorise” 💀

so I’m not letting myself read tyk until I finish qi ye but since I’ve watched shl and have been hanging out in that fandom space, every so often I glimpse a mild tyk spoiler in the form of someone detailing some atrocity Zhou Zishu committed for Helian Yi’s sake and get unreasonably excited