My system friend: Oh, we should tell the waiter it’s one of our birthday to get the free dessert! Who volunteers?
Me: Well, it is actually kind of my birthday.
My system friend: It is? That’s right, it is! It should be you because it’s technically your birthday!
My other friend, who knows our legal birthday (in October) and doesn’t know we’re a system: What do you mean, it’s your birthday?
Me: It’s a… complicated story.
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