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spn 14x13, liveblog, collected posts (all 24 of them) or as i like to call it: More gays named Max. Nice.

Sam just immediately touching cursed objects asdfhj

#idiot nerd

Okay, the dragons breath is really cool

“oh, you’re a big boy, you might take some work.” Asdfh?!?!?!

#pls no #i do love that dudes voice though

“They always talk too much.” Well, Dean’s not wrong asdfgh

Eliott is such a nerd and he’s fanboying about the Winchesters asdfgh

#i also love that they are known in the town #like that’s so cute

Max has such a terrible massive crush on Stacy

#and the way her brain goes into dumbass lesbian mode immediately

I love how Sam is like “we won’t hurt you, just tell us the truth” and Dean is like “I will kill you and your entire family if anything happens to my car, I swear!”

#okay so max is gay she steals cars she is new in town!

The post office woman calling Sam out for sounding like a weirdo is very good

#the fact that she immediately gives it to dean though ? not good #also I hate the boys flirting with old ladies for information ufffff #its so gross

Max and Stacy are so cute and gay

#like the way they smile at each other… awwww

Also they really decided to display Lebanon as super diverse and tbh I like that!!!

“A serial killer clown. That’s like the best-worst thing that’s ever happened to you. Get it, because you love serial killers, but you hate clowns!” asdfg

#thanks captain obvious asdfgh #dean is so happy he gets to tease his brother

Elliott is just like “ahhhhh I knew it!” what a cute little fanboy

Listen, I love JDM and I know it’s been 14 years, but would it have killed them to put a wig on that man and like idk? Powdered his beard darker?

#just done anything to make him look even remotely like john from 2003. Whenever the hell he comes from

Also how the heck does he recognize Sam & Dean, like not to sound rudeTm or anything, but if you gave me two pictures of Jared, one from season 1, one from now, I would be so very confused

#i do have White Man faceblindness though sooooo #like I a) don’t care and b) am just so bad at remembering faces #like dean maybe? But dean looks very Typical ManTM so I wouldn’t have recognized him either… #but then im not a parent

John acknowledging that he wasn’t a great dad? And saying that it wasn’t okay? Nice.

#i do get why sam forgives him though but its still like ehhhhhhhh don’t want this #like its for sams own benefit and I get that but uffff #john deserves more of a callout than he gets tbh #”you did your best” me: gagging noises #like he didn’t! #also you can forgive someone even if they didn’t do their best #but this? this aint it chief

They slowly realize that something is off in this place… yeah somethings wrong boys

#sams slow double take when he sees the wanted poster

Sam’s TED talk is so bad

#but also kinda sad… #ted talk sam has some serious problems…

Listen, murder Cas is kinda cool, but he should stop being a lesbophobic dickbag and not interrupt Stacy’s and Max’s date

#home of phobe

Sam murdering Zachariah is very good tbh

Cas stop hitting Sam in the head

#angel boot camp made him into a gigantic lesbophobe :/ #the slow mo blood spit cam is kinda cool though

I wish Dean had also gotten a good scene with John where he gets to call his dad out, but Oh Well

#bleh #like Dean would have deserved that so muchhhhh #but of course they couldn’t have gone there or this would have been too messed up #its just weird since they just had dean acknowledging that john did a lot of messed up shit too him #and then theres just nothing there :(

Dean’s “I’m good with who I am. I’m good with who you are.” Is so good.

#im love this boy sometimes #and rn its dean love hours here

Sam finally getting to hear John say “I am so proud of you” on camera is… so good

#yessssss #i still have many many problems with this episode #but it could be worse

Max and Stacy holding hands… Gaybies!!

#spn 14x13 #collections #sam liveblogs

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