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weepylucifer · 2 years
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Hmm. Looking back on it all, I really do think the whole building an entire ass identity around a skill I might not be very good at, and probably never will be much good at, was something akin to a Mistake
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spideyy-girl · 5 years
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Dating Richie Tozier Would Include...
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Request by anon: hey are u writing richie fics??? if so can you just do one where he realizes he really loves her or just a dating richie fic?
Summary: pretty simple,,, what it would be like if you were dating the infamous “trash mouth” of Derry (spoiler it’s fukin awesome)
Fandom: IT
Warnings: swearing, abusive parents are mentioned, serious injuries and talking of death, making out
Word Count: 1480 (4.3 pages)
A/N: so this was requested in May and to the anon who did request this I’m so sorry it took so long! Also, I hope you don’t mind that I did a headcanon instead cause I just had so much to say. But anyways hope you enjoy!
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Dating Richie is just so like nice and just perfect
you guys would've met a long time ago, he defended you when Henry Bowers tried to take your animal crackers in kindergarten
and ever since then you two were thick as thieves
being the closest friends out of the entire Losers club
you started to get feelings for him in sixth grade...
it was one of the many nights when he had come over to your house in the late hours of the night due to his mother drinking again or another family issue
you had stayed up and let him rant to you, holding his hand in yours and gently brushing your thumb against his knuckles as he tried to keep his tears at bay
he hated crying in front of you more than anyone
after he had gotten everything out he was exhausted
he fell asleep right away as you were finding extra pillows
still dressed in his jean shorts and stupid hawaiian shirt
you had seen it many time before but this time it triggered something in you and you knew you were fucked
you not being able to hide your feeling for him and told him two weeks later
you never kept any secrets from the other so it was bound to happen
but thank god he felt the same whoo
and this BOY he was just so EXCITED like YES
after you turn around he definitely starts dancing and pumping his fist in the air
you catch him doing it too
your first date is at the arcade (obviouslyyyyyy)
he teaches you how to play mortal combat
you guys get slushies and it somehow ends up in spilling the entire thing on each other
"SLUSHIE FIGHT"
but as I was saying he's just really the perfect boyfriend right y'know
cause he's already your best friend and you guys aren't awkward and you can trust him and tell stupid jokes to each other
but also Richie has a soft side (fight me on this)
tells you stupid pick up lines, gets you little gifts and flowers, always spoiling you with little things like that
is SOOO into pda but only if you're comfortable with it of course
soft pecks: YES 
forehead kisses: MORE YES
hand kisses: BIG YES
hand holding: ALL THE TIME
hugs: EVERY DAY
always has to be touching you, sorta clingy but in a good way
especially after the events of IT, he is always nervous and always has to have his hands on you
because you got seriously hurt during the events of the Well House in the final battle
this poor boy thought you weren't gonna make it and was just so distressed
staying by your side at your hospital bed every single day without fail (not like he had many other people to be with)
crying silently into your hand when he was alone 
but when you woke up he was so happy he started to cry more
showers you in kisses and cries to you about how scared he was about you leaving him and his nightmares about the clown from the sewers
slips the big L-word while rambling without even realizing it
and even though you guys are young you knew that you felt the same way, but would save that conversation for later
when your nurse walks in to check on you she finds you and Richie asleep on the tiny hospital bed, cuddling
his head was on your shoulder and your hands were threaded through his long black hair, that was pretty greasy but you didn't mind
his glasses fell off a while ago and cracked but neither of you really cared
Richie practically living with you after his household becomes too much so he's just always over
him always acting like an angel when he's around your parents and them actually loving him and basically adopting him
him wanting your parents to think he's a good influence because all of his other friend's parents despise him for some reason
OMG SLEEPOVERS 
your mom and dad wouldn't think much of it before agreeing like once a week since you used to have them all the time when you were younger and before you were dating
you two making out in your room and Richie being really nervous because "what if they just come in?"
(they never do anyways)
doing dumb karaoke sing-alongs to songs like africa and bohemian rhapsody
MOVIE MARATHONS
would usually consist of multiple star wars movies and stupid romcoms that your mom has a stash of
groaning at all the cheesy scenes even though they were exactly like the two of you in real life
cuddling on the couch and sharing a blanket awwww
him feeding you popcorn as you're watching the movies AWWWW
you guys eventually tire yourselves out and sleeping on the couch LIKE JUST SO GODDAMN CUTE WOW
you guys go to your first school dance together
Richie bicycles to your house and makes sure to bring you the nicest bouquet of flowers not so much money could buy
he was for some reason so nervous, like his palms were sweating as he rang the doorbell, and was constantly smoothing down the one regular white button-up shirt he owned
when he sees you in your cute little dress with your hair done in little curls and the small amount of makeup your mother had done for you, he felt like he was gonna faint
how did he get so damn lucky like... SERIOUSLY
little did he know you were thinking the exact same thing as you smiled brightly back at him
you guys had an absolute ball, dancing all night like crazy people, not even caring about the popular kids at school judging you
slow dancing at the end of the night to put your head on my shoulder and it being really sweet
him kissing you at the end, and even though it's still awkward middle school kissing it was just the best thing ever
"I sorta think I may be in love with you"
"I know, you told me last month" 
going into highschool still strong as ever just POWER COUPLE
still being nerds and bullied a lot but also everyone wanted to be you cause your relationship together was PERFECT
you guys had one small fight in junior year because of some nasty freshmen were trying to get him to ask them to prom
the poor boy was absolutely oblivious and didn't know what was happening until you started yelling at him
you guys break up during the summer but just before school starts he shows up at your door with a big teddy bear, a bog full of chocolate, a handpicked bouquet of daisies, and a very practised apology
you couldn't help but run into his arms again
you went through everything in life together after that, graduation, college, getting jobs, finding a place to live, and eventually getting married and having a family together
you guys have one little girl named Annie and she's just so perfect
her being such a daddy's girl and having Richie wrapped around her little finger
Richie is the best dad imaginable, despite his not so similar upbringing, going as far as to play dress up and having tea parties with his little girl
living in a cute apartment together in new york, where Richie worked as a radio host for one of the biggest stations in the country
your loves being complete and everything was just how it was supposed to be finally
well, that is until you guys get the phone call from your childhood friend Mike
when IT comes back Richie insists you don't come with him back to Derry, saying that you had to go watch the Annie while he was away
you gave up after a long few days of fighting over it
never being able to sleep since whenever you closed your eyes all you could see was that stupid clown hurting your husband
always keeping Annie close to you all the time and never letting her leave your sight, even though you no longer lived in Derry, or Maine even and there was technically no threat towards you guys
when he gets home you've never been happier in your life
taking Annie to the airport to pick him up and running into his arms when you finally see him, your little girl in your arms as well
"It's over now, it's gone for good this time"
you guys grow old together, and are both really happy and love to recall useless memories from when you were children and everything turns out great
wow honestly I'm crying at this point
you guys are just so damn perfect and everything is perfect I love this 
okay sorry I'm done now have fun
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