The Legend of the Titanic & Tentacolino
Hello!
Me
Hello there, night human!
thenightetc
So... I haven't heard of this. What are we in for...?
Me
A mess.
thenightetc
*anticipation, yet trepidation also*
thenightetc
Quick, put it back--
Me
Nothing to see here.
thenightetc
😬
And he just happens to sit there!
Me
What a coincidence!
Jalaperilo
yo!
Me
Jalaperilo human! Hello!
Jalaperilo
i have 0 work tomorrow so i can hang all night!
thenightetc
Hello!
Nice.
Me
Glorious! You won't want to miss a second of this one.
The Ramsey human can smell lies.
Jalaperilo
the ramsey human is one of the best of us. tells professionals when they are idiots, encourages those that are learning
Me
Exactly the way it should be.
thenightetc
...Alright, I know how food looks doesn't necessarily indicate how it'll taste, but
Jalaperilo
what the f are chitlits?
thenightetc
They're... pig intestines
Jalaperilo
ah
thenightetc
Boiled and fried
Jalaperilo
and microwaved apparently
thenightetc
Oh!
THAT'S where that's from!
Me
I always wondered!
Jalaperilo
he's so different on american tv
thenightetc
Red velvet cake is delicious
Jalaperilo
it is
I'm gonna cry
thenightetc
....:<
Me
I like to think I've learned to spot a good human, and he was one.
thenightetc
Yeah.
Jalaperilo
oh yes
his acting is amazing
Me
It really is.
thenightetc
They may not be effective at villainy, but they make a wonderful band.
Me
We'll just...pass on the video where he's singing on his death bed.
Onto the giant octopus movie?
thenightetc
...Yes, let's.
Jalaperilo
what is this?
thenightetc
Hello!
eggshellwhitesucks
Hi!
Me
Hello!
Jalaperilo
yo!
eggshellwhitesucks
I’m the anon who demanded a terrible movie and I’m pleased
Me
""""Whistle""""
thenightetc
We just started.
Me
Happy to deliver!
Thank you for prompting this awful thing!
eggshellwhitesucks
Why are there so many movies about mice being put into terrible situations
Me
Maybe the mice deserve it for some ancient atrocity?
eggshellwhitesucks
hey look it’s discount marissa faireborn
Starscreamapillar
Oh good, I did not miss the madness.
Me
Unicron forbid!
thenightetc
Aw, he even has a little sailor suit.
eggshellwhitesucks
that’s just lazy writing
thenightetc
What is that hat
Starscreamapillar
Someone ate part of it. They are rodents.
Jalaperilo
they said they wwere in england, but if theyre picking up europeans, they'd be in france
thenightetc
That's right, this is a soccer movie now
Me
This certainly has something to do with anything.
Starscreamapillar
Mouse soccer definitely belongs in a titanic movie.
Jalaperilo
they had to fill the movie with innanity cause the story is lacking
thenightetc
Oh! Cats!
Starscreamapillar
Who could possibly be the bad guy. It is a mystery.
Jalaperilo
just her hand?
thenightetc
Looking forward to this descending into a horror movie as the cats hunt down and brutally murder every single mouse character
eggshellwhitesucks
I hope this ends up like the bee movie and she falls in love with a mouse
Me
Oh look, it's the personification of Vos.
Starscreamapillar
. . .
Me
Well, the fun part, at any rate.
Starscreamapillar
Good save.
Jalaperilo
nut him!
she looks so generic
eggshellwhitesucks
OH
was that completely necessary
Jalaperilo
nothing in this film is
Starscreamapillar
That is unsettling.
thenightetc
Well! Nothing distasteful about THAT.
Me
Close your mouth.
eggshellwhitesucks
Because everyone knows who that is
thenightetc
Oh, so he's saying his boss is too special to follow the rules.
Jalaperilo
looks like the animators cant animate dialogue, everything is spoken off camera
Starscreamapillar
Classy.
eggshellwhitesucks
The best part of the movie thus far
Jalaperilo
why havent they set off yet?
Starscreamapillar
They have to wave in three frames of animation per second.
eggshellwhitesucks
is this movie even about the titanic
Jalaperilo
this offends me
eggshellwhitesucks
tag urself I’m his eyepatch
Jalaperilo
i'm the entire cast being american
Starscreamapillar
Exclusive. Worldwide. Whaling rights. Because surely one man can grant those.
Me
I'm the wistful she-human in the painting.
thenightetc
Now that you mentioned the dialog thing I can't stop seeing it
I'm the lamp.
Starscreamapillar
I am the broken CGI.
thenightetc
....
Jalaperilo
haha!
thenightetc
That uh certainly is something.
Jalaperilo
this is where the dialogue animation budget went
thenightetc
Probably half their budget
eggshellwhitesucks
...there’s still an hour left
thenightetc
oh my god
THEY WERE JUST FLAT TEXTURES
Jalaperilo
oh god egg, why did you do thuis to us?
Me
Why is soccer mouse afting around with him anyway? He's not staff.
thenightetc
"mouse inspection board"
Jalaperilo
i'm not scottish, and this accent offends me to my soul
thenightetc
I'm pretty sure none of these mice are staff, per se
eggshellwhitesucks
he’s the spike witwicky of the movie
Starscreamapillar
Is he the one that sinks the ship, then?
eggshellwhitesucks
No that’s the iceberg, the best character
thenightetc
They're all stowaways.
They're all stowaways.
Starscreamapillar
Are they even speaking actual words, or just vague, word-like noise?
thenightetc
...What did her hair just do?
You all saw that, right?
Jalaperilo
i was distracted by smut on my other screen
eggshellwhitesucks
I was going to respond to that with a comment but I’ve got nothing
Jalaperilo
then tey all die in the icy water
eggshellwhitesucks
I’m so proud of the icy water
It deserves an award
Me
It's doing good work.
Ew.
Jalaperilo
was this film originally another language?
thenightetc
....
Starscreamapillar
A racist.
Jalaperilo
hahah!
thenightetc
So this IS like Bee Movie
Starscreamapillar
Only if it is reciprocated.
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh great they sing
Starscreamapillar
Those dolphins, and their fifty foot leaps.
thenightetc
Hoverdolphins.
Starscreamapillar
And floating.
eggshellwhitesucks
They escaped from Seaworld.
Jalaperilo
fuck off
i hate everything that was just said
eggshellwhitesucks
Bad comment my apologies
thenightetc
Magic.
Jalaperilo
what you say?
Me
I laughed at it.
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh it’s an educational film it has nothing to do with the titanic
If they all live at the end I riot
Starscreamapillar
I think she is just insane, and there is no dolphin magic.
Me
I want all these characters to watch each other die.
Jalaperilo
she was prob high on mescaline as it was in most medicine back then
eggshellwhitesucks
That would certainly be more entertaining
thenightetc
hahahaha
eggshellwhitesucks
I like how you keep checking the time just to remind us how much longer we have to endure this
thenightetc
Getting some more mileage out of that model, I see
Me
Oh, it does that when I archive the chat.
Starscreamapillar
.... The frag is that?
thenightetc
oh my god
A... shark-man. With a hat. A prison hat?
eggshellwhitesucks
I want to see him face off against the sharkticons
Me
I too want to see him die.
thenightetc
With any luck, "face off" is what would happen
oh my god
She just rolls with it
Starscreamapillar
Did she not tell them what she thinks?
Me
Mescaline: not even once.
Starscreamapillar
Two mice, truly the backup she needs to turn the tide of her unwanted marriage.
thenightetc
"Now that I know a couple of talking mice I just met are on my side"
Jalaperilo
youre on the same ship in the middle of the sea
eggshellwhitesucks
I just missed a good two minutes because I got a phone call. Can I have a recap?
thenightetc
"fascinating charisma"
Jalaperilo
ah, this was original italian
thenightetc
Well, the minion guy apparently is in league with sharks, and the mice revealed themselves to this lady and offered to help her get out of her engagement
ThebesAce
Sorry I'm late--whoa, is this the second animated Titantic movie?
MAKES IT EASY
Me
It is!
Starscreamapillar
Well then. Problem solved.
Jalaperilo
the besace!
thenightetc
Oh, god, he's still got her glove.
Starscreamapillar
Stop smelling that glove, it is weird.
ThebesAce
Jalapero!
eggshellwhitesucks
Titanic 2: the boat is back this time with vengeance
thenightetc
I bet smelling isn't all he's been doing.
Me
He's doing all kinds of things to that glove.
ThebesAce
(I know it's jalaperilo but I like going jalapero in my head)
(SPICY DOG)
Jalaperilo
knock out, please, i'm trying to eat ice cream
i got it lol
ThebesAce
I mean, it's not wrong
okay, it's wrong, but it's not incorrect
thenightetc
...So he CAN talk
Starscreamapillar
And then he ate those mice.
eggshellwhitesucks
He believes in a functionalist society.
Me
Smiley believes that some bots should be smelted for the greater good.
ThebesAce
or he doesn't want humans asking questions about him coughing up sailor outfits
thenightetc
Now, what about the cats.
Oh, god, the soccer thing's going to die into it
eggshellwhitesucks
I’m thinking of a particularly horrific scene from the great mouse detective
Starscreamapillar
Oh yes, the tiny, mouse sized soccer ball sent him flying.
Jalaperilo
what is actually going on, cause i keep looking away for a few seconds and i have no idea whats happenng
ThebesAce
shenanigans
shenanigans are happening
thenightetc
I think it was a regular soccer ball that the mouse somehow kicked hard enough
Starscreamapillar
It is all nonsense, even when one tries to pay attention.
eggshellwhitesucks
All that matters is they are en route to a giant ice berg
Jalaperilo
cant come quick enough
THERE IS A SEQUEL
ThebesAce
YUP
TENTACOLINO
Jalaperilo
tentacle what?
eggshellwhitesucks
i‘m so buying these films on dvd
ThebesAce
the sequel, it's called Tentacolino
Jalaperilo
thats up knock out street
Me
Don't tempt me into streaming it.
ThebesAce
You mean you don't want to stream the tale of toyland Atlantis?
Me
...
Starscreamapillar
. . .
thenightetc
voyeur mice
Me
Well, we're watching it. And I've no objections to watching it tonight, if no one else does.
thenightetc
Let's do it!
Me
Beautiful!
thenightetc
Was that a pun?
Jalaperilo
might as well, we've come this far
thenightetc
Mice-tro
Starscreamapillar
Sure, I have not suffered enough in my lifetime.
Jalaperilo
this is our collective punishment for the terrible things we all did in the past
eggshellwhitesucks
I’m home alone all weekend to watch the dogs and my mom is gonna be like “what’d you do last night” I can’t wait to introduce her to this wonderful world of cinema
Me
I like how he seems to have given up on the female mouse and settled for her brother.
eggshellwhitesucks
Iceberg. Roll credits.
Jalaperilo
can he understand them?
Starscreamapillar
I have been exploded from the inside out, and I still count these films as more painful.
ThebesAce
I am also in for the sequel and apparently yes
Yes he can
Jalaperilo
he didnt cry in the moonlights into the sea or whatever the fuck it was
ThebesAce
no but true love or some crap like that
thenightetc
I think the mouse was saying something about how if he marries her, he'll be able to understand them?
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh great. I’m so glad Smiley gets a girlfriend because we totally needed that.
thenightetc
I'm just glad there's not going to be a human/mouse romance after all
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh I completely forgot about the eyepatch villain
Jalaperilo
i thought the sailor mouse and the football mouse were a couple
ThebesAce
this movie isn't nearly that interesting
eggshellwhitesucks
Time to write fanfiction
Jalaperilo
the only piece of fanfiction to be written of this
eggshellwhitesucks
Didn’t they like just meet
Starscreamapillar
Have they actually said a whole sentence to each other?
thenightetc
I'm not sure they have.
Me
True love means never having to say literally anything to each other at any point.
Jalaperilo
theyre from the romeo and juliet school of romance
thenightetc
He had his dog steal her glove, he kept the glove to... smell... and then they danced
eggshellwhitesucks
The mice are the real villains. They just interrupted Smiley’s wonderful sleep.
Me
He was dreaming of a better movie!
thenightetc
Oh. New characters. Hooray.
Jalaperilo
cant wait to see these gypsy stereotypes
eggshellwhitesucks
Boyfriend. Smiley gets a boyfriend.
Me
Well, that's refreshingly...something.
thenightetc
"Mice! Wearing little clothes!"
Jalaperilo
gotta get back to my comics
eggshellwhitesucks
Well that’s totally a good idea
thenightetc
Please let them electrocute themselves
Jalaperilo
so, god i must be really flakey tonight. WHY do they want her to mary the eyepatch guy?
Me
This won't backfire at all.
Starscreamapillar
So that is why the ship sank. Evil mice sabotage.
eggshellwhitesucks
YESS THE ICEBERG
thenightetc
The eyepatch guy wants her father's whaling rights
eggshellwhitesucks
I’ve been waiting the entire movie for the iceberg
thenightetc
Again, why does the shark have a prison hat and patch
Jalaperilo
the iseberg is here to cleanse us of our sins
thenightetc
And hands?
Starscreamapillar
Because he is a bad guy.
ThebesAce
THAT'S HOW SHARK-HUNTING WORKS
wait how did they understand the sharks, anyway
Starscreamapillar
Moonbeam slag.
thenightetc
He has stripes, too
eggshellwhitesucks
So this was the inspiration for finding nemo
Jalaperilo
why come up with the moonbeam shit if everyone is gonna understand animals
thenightetc
How is the hat styaing on
Who put a shark in jail
Starscreamapillar
Because the humans who made this are also high on mescaline.
eggshellwhitesucks
Magic
Jalaperilo
haha
i feel im on mescaline
Me
I like his large, visible claspers.
thenightetc
.....
eggshellwhitesucks
I want you guys to know my dog is equally as disappointed in this film as me
thenightetc
*eyebrows*
eggshellwhitesucks
She fell asleep
Jalaperilo
your dog is a good judge of character and film
thenightetc
*eyebrows*
eggshellwhitesucks
She fell asleep
Jalaperilo
your dog is a good judge of character and film
Me
A very good dog.
Jalaperilo
many pets for doggo
eggshellwhitesucks
do they not realize that if the titanic sinks they too will die because of the icy cold waters
or are they hoping to survive off of the marvelous breadfish
thenightetc
So he's like. A baby giant octopus
Jalaperilo
WHAT IS GOING ON???
tantacles. finally something for KO
Me
I'm in serious danger of losing my taste for tentacles.
eggshellwhitesucks
The shark is officially my favorite character. His manipulation tactics are wonderful.
thenightetc
And who can blame you?
Jalaperilo
i hate this octopus
it looks fucking freaky
thenightetc
Got a little... dog nose
ThebesAce
don't worry, he suffers
thenightetc
nooooo, poor cat
eggshellwhitesucks
Death to the mice via the introduction of cat?
Starscreamapillar
Is he going to murder that old man?
Jalaperilo
we can only hope
eggshellwhitesucks
Man this really....sinks
Starscreamapillar
. . .
Jalaperilo
booo
eggshellwhitesucks
Almost as bad as the joke
Ice to see eyepatch man again
This movie is whaley bad
Jalaperilo
what they making him sign?
Starscreamapillar
A will.
ThebesAce
This script needs a tuna-p.
Me
They should have cetacean-motion a better one.
thenightetc
Wait, the hat wasn't stuck on?
ThebesAce
Eh, I'd probably clam up about my involvement in this, unless I was a real sucker.
eggshellwhitesucks
I can’t believe they’re sinking the ship. It’s clearly octopied.
thenightetc
Hhahahaha
Jalaperilo
YOU CAUSED A MASACRE KID
thenightetc
And nobody saw fit to tell him before he did it
This is a pearl of a movie.
Me
"LOT OF POOR PEOPLE AND CHILDREN, KID."
ThebesAce
it is when they manage to coral their animation and tell the story
eggshellwhitesucks
I do wish I knew what type of mascara the captain uses
Jalaperilo
they served a lot of nice drinks on the titanic. they all went down well with ice
Me
HAH!
thenightetc
I mull-ask why anyone thought this was a good idea.
eggshellwhitesucks
This movie just got good. Because they’re all going to die.
Jalaperilo
ssoon we will be free of this awful movie
Me
And onto its sequel.
Its awful, awful sequel.
Starscreamapillar
Ah yes, plenty of room for everyone. That is historically accurate.
ThebesAce
Don't want to bring the mood down, talking about the TITANTIC
TITANIC*
eggshellwhitesucks
Well, ship happens.
Jalaperilo
how do you do a sequel? do they do a return trip on the lusitania?
ThebesAce
If it mast, it mast
thenightetc
I'm getting a sinking feeling about this.
eggshellwhitesucks
I heard the salads on the titanic used excellent iceberg lettuce.
Me
The script just falls a-port.
thenightetc
Well, I am looking forward to the sea-quel
Starscreamapillar
I hate all of you.
thenightetc
😁
Starscreamapillar
He's dead. Excellent.
thenightetc
What an electrifying solution.
ThebesAce
Guess we really sunk your opinions of us, huh
eggshellwhitesucks
Icee dead mice.
Jalaperilo
cant wait for this to fin-ish
thenightetc
That is definitely how octopi move, galloping across the ocean floor.
eggshellwhitesucks
Wait the octopus’ name is literally tentacles?
Jalaperilo
they dead
eggshellwhitesucks
That’s REALLY lazy writing.
Me
Casual sexism, lovely.
Jalaperilo
elizabeths full name is elizabeth human-woman
Starscreamapillar
Finally, someone acknowledges that it is a mouse.
thenightetc
And that there's something weird about that.
eggshellwhitesucks
Row row row your boat gently down the freezing waters you’ll inevitably die in
Starscreamapillar
The Titanic kraken. How could we forget?
Jalaperilo
didnt half the people die in the sinking?
ThebesAce
so do dolphins just. Fly?
thenightetc
...Did he just
Take a breath
Me
He did.
Starscreamapillar
Yes.
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh by all means save the instruments for incidental music
thenightetc
Well, THANK GOD everyone's safe!
Starscreamapillar
And then no one died. Except for that one mouse. And I guess those three idiots.
Jalaperilo
i hate this
ThebesAce
my, I feel such tension for their safety
thenightetc
I'm glad nobody died in the MOST FAMOUS SHIPWRECK OF ALL TIME.
Me
I certainly care what happens to them.
eggshellwhitesucks
Jut say “I never want to let go” and get it over with
ThebesAce
I am so invested in this cardboard cutouts of people and animals
Starscreamapillar
DEad.
Jalaperilo
where the fuck did this whale come from
Starscreamapillar
No such thing as hypothermia.
Jalaperilo
deus ex whales
eggshellwhitesucks
Hear that kids? The next time your boat sinks in freezing cold water jump in and die of hypothermia instead!
Jalaperilo
lemme guess, thats the uss california
ThebesAce
well I mean that did actually happen historically, but it sure didn't end happily
Jalaperilo
*ss
Starscreamapillar
I am glad he is dead.
No....
eggshellwhitesucks
He comes back as zombie octopus in the sequel
thenightetc
Well then
ThebesAce
the sequel is a hot mess of acid-fueled bad ideas
eggshellwhitesucks
And this film wasn’t?
thenightetc
Oh, so it's in the spirit of the original.
ThebesAce
no, compared to the original, the original is boring
thenightetc
noooooo, the cats
ThebesAce
the sequel's where they put the HILARIOUSLY bad ideas
thenightetc
...His name is "Don Juan"?
Starscreamapillar
Of course it is.
ThebesAce
yes, because this is an Italian production, and they thought that was appropriate
thenightetc
Welllllll I'm sure their marriage is going to be just fine.
Me
Smiley and his boyfriend are the only acceptable couple in this movie.
eggshellwhitesucks
I concur
thenightetc
Thank god they gave that mouse tits.
eggshellwhitesucks
Wow this films soundtrack sure is wonderful
Starscreamapillar
But only two. Instead of the twelve she ought to have.
Jalaperilo
HAHAHA
eggshellwhitesucks
Hahahahaha....no
Jalaperilo
threesome
eggshellwhitesucks
I just heard the cinema sins laugh play in my head
Me
Beat the horses to make this tragedy right!
ThebesAce
I feel like Cinema Sins' sin counter would combust trying to tackle this movie
Jalaperilo
why is this film still going?
thenightetc
Oh good, more terrible CGI
Starscreamapillar
An unmoving mannequin crowd.
Jalaperilo
eat them
eggshellwhitesucks
I....I’m boycotting for the lack of death
thenightetc
And nobody's concerned about a giant octopus grabbing people out of the crowd
Jalaperilo
beig fukken stoned
eggshellwhitesucks
I didn’t need to see that
the animated mouse ass
Starscreamapillar
That mouse made all that up.
Me
Sometimes they meet up for "fishing trips."
thenightetc
That explains a surprising amount
He didn't want to upset the kids so he told them nobody died.
ThebesAce
yup.
Starscreamapillar
They also lived for eighty years.
ThebesAce
lot easier than telling him he was a stowaway shiprat who clung to a liferaft until he saw the shore
thenightetc
...THIRD animated Titanic Movie?
eggshellwhitesucks
I’m switching to a computer because the sheer horror of this film killed my phone’s battery
Me
As well as something precious inside of all of us.
ThebesAce
YUP
COME JOIN US IN ACID FUELED SEQUEL LAND
thenightetc
Oh, good, they kept the CGI model.
Starscreamapillar
I am fairly certain it is known where the wreck of the Titanic is. No searching necessary.
thenightetc
...oh, they're just recapping for the credits. nevermind
thenightetc
"It's in just the right position now!"
teehee
Jalaperilo
i had to go deal with some noisy ass bug in my room
what did i miss?
ThebesAce
absolutely nothing
Jalaperilo
oh good lol
ThebesAce
they recapped, then bathysphere to find the Titanic
Jalaperilo
bathysphere?
Starscreamapillar
Somehow, despite the entire lack of quality of the first film, this one manages to look worse.
thenightetc
Why's his hat different
ThebesAce
it's that round diving thing with the lights coming out
Me
I miss Smiley's accent.
And "Y."
ThebesAce
you attach it to a ship, dip it down as far as you can get it, then winch it back up
Starscreamapillar
It is a different dog, Smiley did and was replaced with Smile.
thenightetc
Wow, they extended themselves to ANIMATE the cgi!
Jalaperilo
so theyre going to go get the titanic?
Me
He ran off with his Scottish beast of a boyfriend.
Jalaperilo
are they gonna
thenightetc
Uh
Jalaperilo
............
ThebesAce
SO WHO WANTED THIS TITANIC MOVIE TO BE A MUSICAL
thenightetc
Where did he get that shirt
ThebesAce
BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING A MUSICAL
Starscreamapillar
Oh good. It is a musical now.
Me
I like that this is apparently almost two hours long.
Jalaperilo
thebes, you sneak
2 hours to go get the titanic
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh this one's a musical. Wonderful.
Jalaperilo
his fin is unfortunately placed
thenightetc
Everything about this is unfortunate.
Where did the hermit crab get glasses
eggshellwhitesucks
I can't wait to perform in this show.
Jalaperilo
haha
thenightetc
He IS half yellow
eggshellwhitesucks
Almost as much as I hate eggshell white
Starscreamapillar
That is why he has yellow on his stolen clothing.
thenightetc
Why is he stripping
eggshellwhitesucks
Clam down guys.
ThebesAce
why was he wearing clothes in the first place
Jalaperilo
whats with the oyster chorus
ThebesAce
now hold on, it took a lot for them to come out of their shells
Jalaperilo
wait, did i miss something, is the football mouse a girl?
thenightetc
Sharks hugging.
eggshellwhitesucks
The original voice actor came to his senses and decided he wouldn't do the sequel for purposes of his career.
Jalaperilo
why was there no background music
thenightetc
Why DOES he have a different hat than the other sharks
Shouldn't there be water cominb in?
Jalaperilo
sharks arent evil
thenightetc
Isn't one of those things an air hose or something?
Why are bubbles coming out of the sphere itself
eggshellwhitesucks
Because I'd much rather watch this film than Shark Week
thenightetc
Why does he need them to come with him to brush his--oh, of course, he can't reach his own teeth with his weird finhands
Jalaperilo
where is the music?
what is the purpose of this scene?
thenightetc
Wow, everything about this makes sense
Jalaperilo
its too complicated and nothing is happening
thenightetc
So, all the air's definitely leaked out, right
..................
Starscreamapillar
. . . . Sure.
Jalaperilo
whaaaat
thenightetc
This sure is how everythign works
Starscreamapillar
The air they are wasting currently.
Jalaperilo
when does james cameron appear?
thenightetc
From the top.
Jalaperilo
haha
Starscreamapillar
I wish this was the undersea crevice Megatron was chucked into. He deserved this madness.
eggshellwhitesucks
I think I like this Tentacles a bit more.
thenightetc
Ha!
Me
He's got a pinch more grit.
Jalaperilo
its 3am and ive lost the plot
Me
Aerosol cans. Because of course.
Starscreamapillar
That is how bubbles work.
thenightetc
Sure is.
That, too!
eggshellwhitesucks
OH MY GOD SEAHORSES
ThebesAce
THAT GALLOP
WHAT
Me
"Oops."
thenightetc
"what's a dog"
Jalaperilo
they dead?
Starscreamapillar
If only.
thenightetc
Couldn't they just carry them up to the surface instead of taking them to Atlantis?
Starscreamapillar
No. They have to kidnap them.
thenightetc
Of course the octopus has trouble squeezing through slightly tight spaces.
ThebesAce
WELCOME TO TOYLAND ATLANTIS
Starscreamapillar
Wasn't there a Titanic involved in this search for the Titanic?
ThebesAce
YOU ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY I CALL IT SUCH
eggshellwhitesucks
"I'm dead" if only
Jalaperilo
but all dogs go to heaven
Me
I think I like this Smiley.
ThebesAce
You are doomed to eternal bathtime, Smiley
Me
New theory is that Smile is Smiley and Bow Dog's disappointment of a son.
thenightetc
Are these coffins
Jalaperilo
hahaha!
headcanon accepted
Me
Oh no.
Jalaperilo
why she got a cowboy hat?
thenightetc
What, haven't you ever seen a nurse before?
Minidress and cowboy hat are standard
Jalaperilo
oh no yeah, i remember my mum wearing a cowboy hat for the last 37 years
thenightetc
Um
UM
Jalaperilo
WTF
eggshellwhitesucks
that's uhhh horrifying
Jalaperilo
WHY IS IT MOVING
ThebesAce
and we now enter the terrifying toyland-esque parts of the movie
Me
"The treatment"
eggshellwhitesucks
why does he have no face
Jalaperilo
the 'treatment' is a transorbital lobotony
Starscreamapillar
Kidnapped forever.
thenightetc
Uh
Me
"They go in through your nose and they let you keep the piece of brain they took out."
thenightetc
Why does the evil fish have a spring, though
Jalaperilo
what is it
thenightetc
Why is the
Jalaperilo
what is it
thenightetc
creature
Jalaperilo
i hate it
thenightetc
following him around
"you know.... in case you want to sit on me"
Jalaperilo
DONT SIT ON IT
Starscreamapillar
Sit on his face.
thenightetc
SITS
Jalaperilo
it talks
ThebesAce
"You're trusting this to the pogo-ride freak of nature?!"
"Hey!"
"Pingo, you can bounce away your worries, but you can't bounce away the truth."
thenightetc
He's... "made of" silver?
eggshellwhitesucks
so he's a revolutionary
thenightetc
"oh we kill everyone who finds out"
Me
The surface is literally right there.
eggshellwhitesucks
They serve human beings who find Atlantis.
as food
ThebesAce
the sound of a man who faces eternity with Pingo
Starscreamapillar
Certain Things.
thenightetc
"your... parties are always fantastic, sir"
eggshellwhitesucks
I want to shamelessly see her on a seahorse.
Starscreamapillar
That is a cowboy hat headscarf.
thenightetc
"It's such a pretty color, it must be safe!"
Me
Eight minutes later, they were all dead.
Jalaperilo
dont drink the coolaid
Starscreamapillar
Atlantis the mini-mall.
eggshellwhitesucks
So this IS a hallucination?
Me
Atlantis is tacky.
eggshellwhitesucks
the lost city of disappointment
thenightetc
So... are they underwater, or not?
Jalaperilo
ok.im tapping out. its 3:15 and nothing is happening in this movie
Me
Good call.
Jalaperilo
ciao!
thenightetc
Goodnight!
Me
Good night!
Starscreamapillar
Rest well.
eggshellwhitesucks
Hope you dream of the Titanic and mice!
thenightetc
That is some bad interlacing
Jalaperilo
why curse me like that eggs?
bye!
thenightetc
Toys.
Me
I like how we never did learn what "the treatment" consisted of.
thenightetc
They're human-sized?
eggshellwhitesucks
.......Zlatko.... Detroit: Become Human.
Starscreamapillar
I'd rather not know what the Treatment entailed.
eggshellwhitesucks
I'd like to see their names on a tombstone.
thenightetc
"very personal" eeeerrrrrrrr....
eggshellwhitesucks
Smiley's okay. He's got a boyfriend back home.
thenightetc
Please don't be an orgy
Did one of the dancers just disappear?
Me
"It was not strong."
thenightetc
..."always stay awake"
Starscreamapillar
. . . .
eggshellwhitesucks
I think Soundwave would enjoy this number.
Starscreamapillar
I am not high enough for this.
Me
...I'm sending it to him.
CONSORT.
Starscreamapillar
That is not how to break the kidnapping gently to them.
eggshellwhitesucks
Tentacolino- Pingo's Song
Tentacolino- Pingo's Song -
Got to be one of the worst musical numbers within a film I've seen. From the movie 'Tentacolino'.
thenightetc
Right?
"mythical"
Hahhahaha
Starscreamapillar
Don Juan is much too high for this.
thenightetc
Either they're taking this remarkably well, or they're sucking up so he won't suspect they're going to try to escape
eggshellwhitesucks
NO
SMILEY HAS A BOYFRIEND.
Starscreamapillar
Not anymore.
Me
No, no! Remember? He's Smile, their garbage offspring.
thenightetc
Uh
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh. I missed that plot aspect.
thenightetc
Just... what this movie needed
Starscreamapillar
Sure, trust the rodent with the hook hand and eye patch.
thenightetc
...How many rats are down here, anyway?
Actually why are there ANY
eggshellwhitesucks
I also don't trust the extremely feminine dog.
thenightetc
Is this a honeypot
Me
If it's not, then what the scrap's going on here?
And this is *why* he's their disappointment child.
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh that's ruff.
Starscreamapillar
Aren't they dead yet?
eggshellwhitesucks
Buster wouldn't pull a stunt like this.
wait.... there's water underneath the water?
Spongebob logic, great.
Starscreamapillar
They keep Atlantis full of air, for no good reason.
thenightetc
Maybe they... still have to breathe air some of the time??
Me
GAH.
thenightetc
Uh
Is he SHAVED
eggshellwhitesucks
This is definitely an image that will haunt me.... for the rest of my life.
Starscreamapillar
How are they prisoners? They left.
thenightetc
Can't they just swim up
ThebesAce
you'd think!
okay, this rat is talking sense
Starscreamapillar
He's not wrong...
thenightetc
A bit, yeah
eggshellwhitesucks
He can't be any scarier than this movie.
or the shaved rat
thenightetc
Feh, they only "saved" you so they could kidnap you.
You don't owe them anything.
Wow, mean.
Starscreamapillar
Why must it grunt while it follows him?
thenightetc
It wants to remind him it's there.
Following him.
In case he wants to sit down.
eggshellwhitesucks
but screwdrivers are useful
thenightetc
Uh
Starscreamapillar
. . . .
I hate this.
All we have to do is win. Yes. It is that easy.
thenightetc
Wow, I didn't know you could just *opt out* of losing!
Starscreamapillar
If only us Decepticons had known.
thenightetc
I bet you feel silly now.
Starscreamapillar
Immeasurably.
eggshellwhitesucks
You just needed to steal the elixir of life.
thenightetc
"Everything?" the dog asks uncomfortably, thinking back to his encounter with his lady friend
eggshellwhitesucks
Back to his old habits I see
oh my god this movie is longer than the first
Starscreamapillar
The suffering can never end.
thenightetc
The wink.
thenightetc
The other rats didn't see him clearly holding a duplicate flask?
Starscreamapillar
No. Because they are stupid.
eggshellwhitesucks
They went to the Atlantian school of being good at something.
eggshellwhitesucks
Be in this movie.
That's what you did to deserve this.
Me
...Well, then?
thenightetc
There's no lid on that flask
eggshellwhitesucks
And then there'll be an excellent third installment in this series
Starscreamapillar
No. I will fling this planet into the sun before I allow it.
eggshellwhitesucks
ah yes the alternate universe where rats and sharks rule the universe, sounds ideal
ThebesAce
well. compared to Pingo
eggshellwhitesucks
how did they survive.... didn't they almost drown in the last film
Starscreamapillar
This is a different one eyed man. He has a different name.
thenightetc
What, really?
eggshellwhitesucks
I missed so much of this movie's non-existent plot.
Starscreamapillar
Sadly so.
thenightetc
That would be "hitting", Smile.
eggshellwhitesucks
There's still 40 minutes of this movie left. Shorely we can come up with some great puns to pass the time.
Starscreamapillar
Men in barrels! The most deadly foe.
Me
This movie deserved to end an hour and five minutes ago.
thenightetc
I wonder if they feel gill-ty about conspiring to keep all those rats there against their will.
eggshellwhitesucks
Stop TOYing with my emotions in this way.
thenightetc
Wow.
Did you know... that clothes can be removed...?
Starscreamapillar
What the frag is this nonsense???
He did it. The curse is broken.
Me
What a character arc it was.
thenightetc
He could have taken that wig off at any time.
eggshellwhitesucks
I think he looked fine before.
ThebesAce
this is like a rejected pokemon movie or something at this point
eggshellwhitesucks
I still can't figure out what the yellow thing is.
thenightetc
That's the laziest fucking wave animation loop
eggshellwhitesucks
Is he an otter?
Starscreamapillar
I think a stingray.
thenightetc
I thought a manta ray?
eggshellwhitesucks
Oh makes sense.
thenightetc
With uh arms for some reason
eggshellwhitesucks
It's the Titanic.
Starscreamapillar
Convenient amnesia ray. So the kidnapping was very deliberate.
eggshellwhitesucks
the Titanic 2: electric boogaloo
Me
Titanic 2: Titanic Junior, Son of Titanic
thenightetc
I think he already knows how to punch you on the nose.
eggshellwhitesucks
Poor Representation matters?
ThebesAce
WELL THAT'S NOT GRAPHIC
Starscreamapillar
No they won't, they
They're rats.
thenightetc
"haha, oh, the treatment kills you if you go to the surface."
eggshellwhitesucks
"wear my non-existent faaaaceeee"
Me
"I'm only 38 years old!"
thenightetc
hahahaha
eggshellwhitesucks
like this film?
A piece of trash?
Me
Hah!
His laugh makes me feel unclean.
And not in a fun way.
eggshellwhitesucks
...Huh
sounds familiar
Starscreamapillar
I have seen far too many rat nipples today.
thenightetc
A couple hundred rats are going to have a hard time doing that even if they ARE immortal.
Me
One rat nipple is too many.
Starscreamapillar
Drown that old man.
thenightetc
Wait.
I thought they'd already been dosed with the elixer when they arrived?
eggshellwhitesucks
the elixir of false information
thenightetc
It's almost like they know it's fake.
Me
"Who wants to see an old man die?!"
thenightetc
Ha!
eggshellwhitesucks
It's almost like they know they're in a terrible movie.
Starscreamapillar
Watch him drown.
thenightetc
But, don't the Atlanteans give all their """"guests"""" the underwater breathing stuff?
Starscreamapillar
Wasn't he fussing about screwdrivers earlier?
ThebesAce
yup
Me
"Or something."
Starscreamapillar
Those were surface rats he tried to drown.
thenightetc
Well, that's not sinister
eggshellwhitesucks
oh my god
thenightetc
But why would surface rats be down there?
eggshellwhitesucks
They seriously just did that.
Starscreamapillar
They escaped.
eggshellwhitesucks
They're giving them the Titanic.
Starscreamapillar
Please do not force me to recall more of this nightmare than I have to.
eggshellwhitesucks
Can't wait for the third installment to come out
thenightetc
The boat was ripped in half
They... fixed that?
eggshellwhitesucks
Nah. It's just that no one cares about continuity.
Me
Screwy.
Starscreamapillar
All fixed. They even got rid of the skeletons in the lower levels.
Me
Those child skeletons, always cluttering things up.
thenightetc
What skeletons, there weren't any skeletons! Everyone survived!
Starscreamapillar
Ah good. Still kidnapped, but now you're alone and kidnapped.
Also, did the sailor mouse not marry some girl mouse on the mainland?
Me
He's got her brother, he'll be fine.
eggshellwhitesucks
Smile's a disappointment.
Me
Smile's got his fathers back home, but he was a neglectful son who never called, so no loss.
thenightetc
So... everyone came with them...?
eggshellwhitesucks
...did she just laugh without opening her mouth
thenightetc
Ah. So they're kidnapped on an island all alone and isolated, but they get Skype, so it's okay
Uh
Starscreamapillar
Oh good. The Treatment makes you insane if you escape.
Me
Well, that's not horrifying.
ThebesAce
barking rats, huh
thenightetc
That's... even creepier than my suggestion
eggshellwhitesucks
OH GOD
Starscreamapillar
NO.
thenightetc
Uh
Me
UNICRON.
eggshellwhitesucks
NOT THE HAIRLESS RAT
thenightetc
NOPE
eggshellwhitesucks
and this film just turned into a horror film
thenightetc
Wait, why is he unaffected?
Starscreamapillar
As it was always meant to be.
eggshellwhitesucks
oh god he's gonna start singing again
Starscreamapillar
Our enemies are in an insane prison forever? Celebrate!
Me
And at last, we're free.
eggshellwhitesucks
You know there's a reason those actors were never heard from again. This film ruined their careers.
Starscreamapillar
But are we really? The memories will never fade.
thenightetc
...😔
eggshellwhitesucks
Anyways, uh, I hope you guys have lovely.... seafaring...dreams.... about sinking ships and mad mice.
Me
Yes, that.
ThebesAce
clearly, we had to hear THIS song again
Me
It was a need.
thenightetc
Of course.
eggshellwhitesucks
It's my new ringtone.
thenightetc
There are ten minutes left??
Oh.
Starscreamapillar
Well, it has been a nightmare. Thank you for hosting this terrible time.
thenightetc
Why, though
Me
Always a pleasure.
May the Allspark forgive me.
thenightetc
There, there.
eggshellwhitesucks
Have a good evening. Thank you for showing such a wonderful, feel good film.
Starscreamapillar
Until next time. I will never rest soundly again.
Me
Good night, everyone!
ThebesAce
good night, Knockout!
thenightetc
Good night! And thanks for hosting. 😃
It IS fun, despite the movie itself.
Me
You're very welcome!
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hi i will be renting a car for 2 weeks and i need to know whether it is necessary to take car insurance and how much would it cost? also will it vary if I am less than 24yrs of age? i do not own a car and so dont have any auto insurance. i just need to know an approx figure... :)
Is the cost of car insurance changed more by cost of the car or of the person driving it?
Is the cost of car insurance changed more by cost of the car or of the person driving it?
Car insurance question...?
If you have insurance on a car, is the car covered in a wreck no matter who's driving it?""
A IF Car insurance question?
For example. Got a insurance paper from Jan 1st 2010 to Jan 1st 2011 But i stoped the insurance at June 2010 for example, after that i get pulled at July so police checked the papers and see its still with insurance and let me go? How you think about it? Means you dont have to pay insurance and wont get res until you got into a accident and the other side wants to tell the insurance company?""
Car insurance... Who are you insure with/best quotes. Will choose quick best answer.?
Who is the cheapest insurance company o go with for a 20 year old male whom has been driving for 3 years. Getting insure on a mazda 6. Thank you
Is it okay to drive your parents car but dont have insurance yet but your parents gave permission to drive it?
Like if i was to be pulled over which I plan on not being because I drive very carefully but with cops now a days they will pull you over for no reason and just follow you and pull ...show more
""17 yr old in uk, looking for any tips to get cheaper car insurance.?""
looking for helpful tips to legally lower the price of my car insurance ie what company to go with, whether i should put my mum on my policy etc.""
What's the average price of new driver's insurance?
For the longest time I didn't want to drive anywhere. I live in a big city, I can bus or bike where I need to be. But I've been forced into getting a drivers license, and will need to get a car soon. What's the average cost of insuring a typical used car with a 28 year old male new driver?""
Car Insurance and clueless teenagers?
Considering the kind of questions we are getting by 16 year olds regarding car insurance we could safely assume that they aren't ready to drive at all! Maybe raise the minimum age to 18? Might even save a few lives!
I can't afford this forced health insurance by my college! help!?
My college is telling me that it is mandatory by law that as a full time student, that I have health insurance. I will be getting my own separate health insurance at the end of the month, but tell then i have to pay the full amount with the health insurance ($1,695) I can't afford that! is there anything i can do? they told me i can't request a deferral. i don't live on campus. I only paid $200 a month last year, (I had my own insurance) but I also received less in financial aid. all of this access payment is just for health insurance! is there ANYTHING i can do?""
Good auto insurance providers?
I am 21 and just getting first car and looking for some good insurance companies with affordable rates?
Best non-owner liability coverage insurance?
What is the best non-owner liability coverage insurance in New York ?
New Car Insurance?
I just bought a new car. I put down $7,000 and am paying $197/month for five years. I purchased car insurance, and the monthly premium is $358. Is this too much? I'm 18 years old, and I live in Colorado. I know it's going to be high because I'm a teenager and it's a new car, but does this seem like it is too high?""
How much would it be for insurance on two vehicles if one was a classic?
I am buying a car soon, and i am getting two one is going to be a 1990 GMC Sierra z71 stepside, and the other one is going to be and older car from a 1970-1973, do any of you have a clue how much it would cost a month or would i have to go to an insurance company to do that""
Cheap car insurance for 17 year old?
very cheap car insurance like (up to 1500)
Are there any states that don't require auto insurance?
I don't like paying for insurance so I was wondering if I could avoid it by moving.
USAA insurance for motorcycles?
Does anyone know what motorcycle insurance through USAA would cost for a female beginner between the ages of 18-24? first bike (let's say a Buell Blast, if the type of motorcycle matters), never had any accidents or speeding tickets, and passed all the safety courses, etc. I'd look it up myself, but for some reason the website isn't letting me look at the motorcycle section right now. Thanks in advance.""
Car insurance cheaper in New Orleans, LA or Suffolk County, New York??
My daughter recently moved to New Orleans, LA as an intern temporarily....does anyone know if automobile insurance, all things being equal, will be more expensive in New Orleans, Louisiana or Suffolk County, New York ??? much thanx all
Need advice for car accident with allstate insurance?
My boyfriend got into an accident 2 weeks ago. Basically it was a 5-car pileup. The two cars in front of my boyfriend left the scene because they had no damage. The lady (Lexus driver and Allstate insurance carrier) who actually hit a Toyota Corolla (Traveler's Insurance carrier), which in turn hit my boyfriend's Ford Escort is not returning phone calls and did not give a statement to Allstate. She did give a statement to the Corolla's insurance company but basically claimed that the Corolla hit the Escort then hit her Lexus, which makes no sense because the Corolla didn't back up! He got estimates on his bumper from the Allstate and Travelers insurance companies which came back between $1100-$1600. He just wants to do a cash in lieu and get it fixed by a friend of his. Is it possible for him to just go after the Corolla's insurance company or does he have to continue to wait for the Allstate's policy holder to respond back to Allstate?!""
Mini Coopers? Cheap? Insurance? Safe? First car!?
i'm 17 and was wondering if a mini cooper would be a good first car. i never really wanted one, my one of my friends is like obsessed with them and since then i've been looking into it. i know they have 5 star safety rating so they're very safe and easy to control and can fit into small parking spaces because, well, they're small =) But how about insurance? Is that cheap? I mean if i'm getting a used one? Not a sporty model or anything. And what about maintenance? And is it fuel-friendly? Or would it be like driving a hummer? Considering what I've seen and read about it, it can either be really expensive if you buy the wrong model and the new car, OR it can be very effecient and affordable if you buy a used one and the right model. Can you help me out here? Thanks =)""
""OHIO: I'm 17, and got cited for failure to stop at a 4-way stop...got in accident...price?""
I live in Akron, Ohio. But I got cited in Salem, Ohio. I got cited for failure to stop at a 4-way stop sign. and got in a wreck. my car is fine. I was going speed limit (25). Other car, minor problems. I have to go to court. This is my first wreck, and citation. I drive a nissain altima 2003, my parents own. -how many points will i get on my license? -how much will my ticket be? -is there anyway the charges will be dropped? -how much will insurance go up? Thank you sooo much! sorry the police just weren't very helpful. I have statefarm insurance!!""
Is there a site I can get insurance quotes online without someone calling me?
I'm trying to compair car insurance companys and renter's insurance, but I just want a estimate. All the sites I try tell me that an agent will contact me. I really just want to compare prices over the internet.""
Dog life and health Insurance?
In June I got my first dog ever, he's part Yorkie and Chiuua. He's 4 months old and I'm wrecking my brain looking for resonable insurance for him, can someone please help me, I am on a budget, however, I have health and life insurance for myself and granddaughter, my new baby should be covered as well. But I don't have a clue and I don't want to get ripped off either. Thanks""
How much would the car insurance for a Dodge Challenger 392 STR8 be?
Considering that it's for a 20 year old with two other adults included in the insurance plan of State Farm *If you have any information please help, this is for a Driver's Education project""
Social insurance number?
i'm living in alberta and have my social insurance number but i'm moving to saskatchewan, is there a form i need to fill out online or do i have to go to the provincial building?""
""People that live in miami only, car insurance problem :(?""
me and my boyfriend r trying to move out, its really necesary because my parents r moving far and if i go with them i cant see him again, anyways we have enough money, we both have ...show more""
Commercial business insurance and homeowners insurance?
I am closing soon on a small commercial property. It is a smaller restaurant/bar and has an apartment in back where I will be living. I'm a little confused regarding insurance. Do I get commercial business insurance for the building, and then separate homeowners insurance for the small apartment in back? Though I feel that would be strange as it's one large building essentially. Just curious what others have done, it's too late to call now, yet I will in the morning.""
Which minivan has the cheapest insurance for a NEW driver?
looking at second hand minivans - been doing some rough online insurance calculations but so far all above 1000. any body know any minivans which will have a low insurance for a NEW driver
""How much is your full coverage insurance cost? 19 year old, 2 speeding tickets, live in WA, for Celica GTS?""
I know it varies from place to place, based on driving record, car, etc, etc etc. Im just looking to get average insurance costs. I am 19 years old, I have two speeding tickets (both 30 mph over), student, live in WA, insuring a clean title 2003 Toyota Celica GTS. What are you paying on average for similar discriptions.""
Do I have to include my husband on my auto insurance policy?
Without him on it, my monthly bill would only be $44. With him on it, it's $135. Do I legally have to include him on the policy?""
Should i have my g2 licence for sure to get my auto insurance?
I've my international driving permit and g1 license.... but when i try to get auto insurance quote in the internet... The results are not given,if i mention i have my international driving licence or G1 licence.... So this is making me wonder, only if i have g2 licence... its possible to get my car insurance in canada? ... Please help.""
How does uninsured motorist effect me and the insurance company?
if i get in a car accident with someone that dosnt have car insurance how does this effect me and the insurance company
""If you're 17 and you're borrowing your parent's insured car, do you have to have your own insurance?""
I am 17 and recently got my license and while my parents are deciding whether to get me a car or not, they are letting me borrow theirs. Both of their names are added to the insurance of the car, does my name have to be added too? Or can I simply drive their car on their insurance?""
Does anyone know how the Access Insurance works in AZ?
I hear its state wide insurance coverage for those who cant afford or have insurance....
Are there any sites where I can compare average insurance rates by model?
I want to get an idea of how much it would cost to insure different cars, but I don't want a quote because they will never leave me alone.""
Help with car insurance quote please?
If I have my own insurance it's 2,400, But if I put my girlfriend on it, it comes down to 600 but she's only got a provisional and I have a full uk licence were both 17 Just wanted to know how it comes down so much if she can't legally drive a car...without someone with experence? Or should I stop complaing?""
""If you already have insurance on vehicles, does it cost to add another?""
I already have insurance through my parents and I'm thinking about buying a car for myself (I'm 19 and in college, I have a job) Does it cost more to add another car onto their insurance policy?""
Can I get free health insurance?
I just paroled out of prison. I don't have a job yet. Is there any free health insurance available to me? I moved in with my brother, who has a good job and his own insurance. will his household income affect my options of getting low income insurance? Thanks""
Hi im an 18 yr old male and have my permit but want to get car insurance whats my best bet?
i dont have a car, 18 yr old male, have a permit, CANNOT be put under my parents insurance.""
How much is car insurance for me?
If you are a sixteen year old with A's and B's, no accident/criminal history, about how much would insurance be on a 1968 olds 442 convertible with a V8? Please don't consider me stupid if this is unanswerable, I just don't want to put my information onto an auto insurance website.""
How do I know what medication is covered under my insurance?
I have BlueCross BlueShield, and my card has an Identification Number, Group, and Plan Codes. But how do I know what medication is covered for me? Can I find this on the website?""
Car insurance without a license? Help?
Hi. So my dad just bought me a car in Chicago. We live in North carolina. I need to transfer the title and get it registered, but i think i need insurance first. I also need proof of insurance to get my license. I dont know who will give me insurance without a license and a car that hasnt been transfered into my name yet in North carolina. So what do I do? what insurance companies have policies for somebody like me where i can spend a decent amount. I'm think 250 max a month. and yeah my parents dont wanna put me on their insurance.""
What do the insurance companies(in Maryland) consider a sports car?
I'm looking into getting a 1997-2001 Mitsubishi eclipse or a 1997-2004 Toyota celica. I've talked to different people around here and some say they consider them sports cars and others r saying that they r family cars because they have 4 seats and you can put people in the back. So I'm thinking that cars like Nissan 350z's and corvettes are sports car to them. Pls help me! I don't want to pay the insurance of a sports car. Is there a way I could get around it if they are considered sports cars.
Car insurance cheaper in New Orleans, LA or Suffolk County, New York??
My daughter recently moved to New Orleans, LA as an intern temporarily....does anyone know if automobile insurance, all things being equal, will be more expensive in New Orleans, Louisiana or Suffolk County, New York ??? much thanx all
How can i get affordable insurance for my pregnant wife?
im not sure what my options are at this point. my wife is 4 months pregant and her temporary 45 day medical has expired and healthy families wont accept her. we've tried to apply for medical before but were denied due to my income. my income looks more than it is since i have to spend over $500 a month in gas with no compensation. we have very little wiggle room when it comes to income. is there something out there that may be able to help us. we also have two other children but i was able to get them healthy families
Libs the challenge is still open Find a reputable source that states the AVERAGE premiums/deductibles...?
Have gone down AFTER the Affordable care act aka Obamacare. All I'm seeing is that its cheaper for a few but, going up significantly for the majority. On top of that millions of people are losing their current plan and being forced to pay more. CBS: ObamaCare forcing millions to lose their insurance http://hotair.com/archives/2013/10/25/cbs-obamacare-forcing-millions-to-lose-their-insurance/ I ask this earlier with no success http://www.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131026173956AAYY3AC""
What are typically the cheapest auto insurance company in Massachusetts?
I currently am with MetLife but they increased charges this year, so I'm looking to change the company. Any suggestions to cheaper auto insurance? Thanks!""
Do I need to tell the insurance agent?
I am in Oregon, and still switching things over from being in California. I'm planning on getting Oregon car insurance. I'm living with my cousin's family, and her daughter has her drivers permit and likes to practice, so she drives my car with me in the passenger seat because I'm over 21 with a license. I hadn't thought of this before, but should I mention this to the insurance agent for my new car insurance? Or will I just get charged extra fees?""
How can I get dental and medical insurance?
I turned 18 back in 2011 and now I'm not on my mom's dental or medical insurance. How do I get dental and medical coverage?
""Which car insurance firms will insure a Mexican, non resident, for a short duration on my car insurance?""
I require an additional driver on a car insurance policy, I'm a UK resident and require a Mexican with only a Mexican license to drive. Any ideas?""
Home owners insurance check made out to mortgage company and me?
Evidently my insurance co made out the check to both myself and my mortgage bank (too bad I didn't realize it before I deposited it at the ATM this morning...) for siding and roof hail damage. I was on hold for over 40 minutes today waiting to talk to a rep at the mortgage bank (PNC). I hung up and will call back tomorrow when I have more time to listen to bad music. What's the normal procedure for handling this? The check was only for $6800. I may hold off a bit on some of the repair, and do some of it myself. I've already made arrangements for a window replacement ($900 vs the $450 the ins co gave me). There's a PNC Bank just down the street. Any ideas on whether they can handle it there?""
Permanent Life Insurance - Why?
I am 32 (married, 1 daughter) and am looking to have about 700,000 in life insurance. I can get most of this insurance in a 30 yr Term Insurance at a good rate. My question is: within 30 yrs, my kids will have finished college and moved out. If so, would my Term Insurance suffice or should I look at getting some Permanent Life Insurance? Why would I need permanent life insurance? I read on the internet that Permanent Life Insurance is used for burial costs and to pass money on to my heirs. What if I can accomplish both of those through just my personal finances? So my question is: why would one ever consider permanent life insurance""
How much on average would liability insurance cost after 2 dwi's (5 years ago)?
It's been over 5 years (and sober!). I'm on a tight budget though and need a car for work now. I already figured what the interlock will cost me, but I have no idea on insurance. I don't know if it will be $100-$300 a month. After the first DWI (bad college years), it was about $125 a month I think. So I'm really hoping it stays under $250 at least a month just for liability. Anyone have any ideas? Thanks :)""
Where to get cheap insurance for a young driver?
I'm 17 getting insured on my mums yaris 1.0, don't mind if it's got one of them box things that measures speed etc. Just wondering If anyone can recommend anyone they have used and have got a good quote from thanks Ed""
Cheapest car insurance in san antonio?
Cheapest car insurance in san antonio?
""In your opinion, who has better idea how make health care insurance affordable - B. Obama or W. Buffet?""
In your opinion, who has better idea how make health care insurance affordable - B. Obama or W. Buffet?""
Health Insurance?
I've recently changed jobs. The job that I have right now doesn't offer insurance at the moment. While looking for affordable health insurance I got injured playing soccer (I was diagnosed with torn ACL). Any idea what shoud I do now? According to the doctor the surgery can wait few months. Should I hide my injury from the insurance company and get the insurance, then after some time fix my knee etc? Please help.""
Autoplan insurance in Vancouver?
Hi everyone, i am new to British Columbia and i will be living in canada for a very long time. I wanna ask you guys a question that suppose i have a driving license here ( N ) and i own a car under 20,000 dollars ( not included tax ). Then, how much do you think i have to pay for just the basic car insurance and the tax ? Thank you very much Best wishes to you guys and your family""
Do most parents pay for their children's car insurance?
Ok, don't rant at me, I'm asking this question innocently. Basically, I want to know if it's common for parents to pay for their children's car insurance (I'm thinking of those 17, 18, 19, etc. who just passed their test and haven't moved out), or if the child is usually made to pay it themselves? I don't know if part time jobs will cover the cost or what (especially as I imagine they will usually pay for their own petrol), but 3000 a year does seem quite a bit for a teenager to be able to afford. And seems like more and more youngsters are getting cars... I don't think I would expect my parents to pay for mine when I pass my test, but then again I don't know how I'd be able to afford it myself either... So I'm looking for some insight on the topic.""
Bike insurance for a cbr 600?
i live in halifax nova scotia in a rural area and was woundring how much it would cost just for plpd i allready have a bike witch is a 200cc and it cost me 300 and some odd dollors for the year woundring how much it would be for a cbr 600 year around 1998-2005 and i took a drivers course for bike and car and been with my insurance company for about a year now for my bike would they give me any speacials. also i have gotten no tickets or crashed got a clean slate.
Health insurance question for California.?
I am sixteen and my mother is low income. Is there a state program for health insurance in California?
Can car insurance co. replace my damage car if they are at fault?
Can car insurance co. replace my damage car if they are at fault?
Car Insurance Claim for a respray?
My Ford Galaxy 1998 has lots of scratches all over the body work. Some are malicious where someone has keyed the car, others are from where a car has parked next to me and scratched mine, but the most recent one is from when i reversed into a pillar and scratched the back end. The question i'm asking everyone is am i able to claim on my car insurance for the malicious scratches? For the damage done by another car that i didn't report? And also the damage i caused? I have 6 years no claims bonus (protected) will it be affected? and an excess of 150. Am i able to make a claim for all the damage or will i need to pay where i have damaged it? Any advice please.""
Looking for quality boat insurance that does not cost an arm & a leg?
Looking for quality boat insurance that does not cost an arm & a leg?
Can my fiance add me to his insurance plan?
and is it more convenient than individual? (insurance through his work)
Where i can find the cheapest car insurance rates for my 18 year old daughter? What I've seen so far is 2 $$$$
Where i can find the cheapest car insurance rates for my 18 year old daughter? What I've seen so far is 2 $$$$
Motorcycle insurance cost?
thinking about getting a motorcycle and wanted to get an idea of how much the insurance would cost. thinking about either a 2000 rebel or an 06 ninja 250. just want an idea of what to expect.
How much does car insurance cost for 17 years old driver?
My parents have their policy from travelers and i tried getting quote online. What it showed for 2002 NISSAN MAXIMA that i have to pay 600 for month and for liability insurance 450 I think thats wrong information because my friend is 16 and pay 186 for 2 full coverage insurance and one liability. Any one had experience or know some information about 17 year old insurance rates please help me. THANK YOU.
How Much Of Your Income Can You Use On A Car?
How much of your income is it appropriate to use on a car? I am not talking about insurance or gas, just the retail price of the car. Would you say as low as 1%, 5%, 10%, 15%, or what? Thanks.""
Car insurance cheaper in New Orleans, LA or Suffolk County, New York??
My daughter recently moved to New Orleans, LA as an intern temporarily....does anyone know if automobile insurance, all things being equal, will be more expensive in New Orleans, Louisiana or Suffolk County, New York ??? much thanx all
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/how-can-i-get-car-insurance-quote-im-under-18-marieke-fleming"
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