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the-witchhunter · 6 months

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DP x DC: Homme Fatale

Noun. homme fatal (plural hommes fatals) An ultimately seductive and dangerous man; a womanizer.

On a bit of a Film Noir kick right now, so blame that

Imagine, if you will:

Danny, a private eye in Gotham, ever the hard boiled detective, sitting in his dark office, drinking coffee you could use to tar a roof. The office isn't in a good neighborhood but rent still ain't cheap. He's fixing to get a new case on his desk soon

Enter one Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprizes. He walked in shirt unbuttoned dangerously low in a suit sharp enough to cut yourself on and bags under his eyes to large to be counted as carry on. Mr. Drake has a job for him, one he wants to keep quite, and one important enough that he's willing to add a couple zeros to Danny's usual rate. This job is a dream come true... almost too good to be true...

or

Tim Drake aka Red Robin(yummm) needs plausible deniability on a case tied to his civilian identity and so hires a PI and lays down a trail of clues for him. All the while playing up the Noir tropes to flirt with the cute detective.

why doesn't he just take care of it as Red Robin? Shhhhh... the detective is cute and he's having too much fun playing the homme fatale

Bonus: Immediately after wrapping up Tim's case Kon walks into Danny's office dolled up in a vintage dress, period appropriate makeup done, all to play the part of the Femme Fatale and do the exact same thing Tim did. Does he know Tim literally just did that? Maybe, maybe not

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #dpxdc #superbraindead #Noir au #kind of?#Danny is committed to bit at least #and maybe just enjoys playing the part of the hardboiled detective #plus it's easier if he can ask ghosts about certain aspects of his cases #he still has to be decent at his job to prove it #but having a real life hint button sure as hell helps #plus gotham is prime real-estate for a noir setting #and it's just funny to imagine tim best detective of the bat fam drake doing this #just hamming it up getting into the role and being melodramatic #also I think kon could rock the femme fatale look #imagine kon in a dress and tell me he'd somehow NOT rock it #you can't because then you'd be a liar

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