christmas dinner at palmetto

jean and wymack are "not arguing" by keeping their voices as low as possible while exchanging the rudest passive aggressive insults known to man

abby is shaking her head and sipping from the expensive wine that kevin brought

and kevin is ignoring the homicide to be while obsessive double checking that all the gifts were brought in and are ready under the tree and "kevin darling you don't have to keep checking, the elf on the shelf isn't going to steal them and sprint out the door like neil-"

DYING TO BE IN THE JEAN-WYMACK TABLE RIGHT NOW........ i need to see them being passive aggressive to each other........... they're both releasing arsenic into the air and kevin's like my family~ :) the foxes have an expert tabling system that allows for no arguments to be brought up in their christmas dinner but they rarely allocate for jean so he always gets sat with wymack and they never let each other have a good christmas. it's tradition at this point. you can see how hard wedding tables planning will be now that kevin married this man

my friend and i have a kevjean au where kevin and thea get divorced a little bit after having their daughter and thea goes out to travel for a period after realizing much of her life has been only about the nest and what the ravens wanted of her even years post-college, and kevin ends up being a stay at home dad of sort post-retirement. this is important because i am going to tell you this: when jean becomes a stepfather he takes it SERIOUSLY. a mix of booze and whimsy forces him to dress as santa claus for amalia one christmas and now he does it every year with no exception. i need you to imagine jean moreau dressed up as santa for kevin's little daughter. ok. i need you to visualize that with me