I meant do recente

grah my head feels like it might explode

I lst my metal spnc pin whilst dancing to megalovania furing beer pong but I found him stuck 2 the floot

it is currently 5am and i am in bed with snøfle. my voice is gone but i had a fantastisc night. most importanrly my sister had one of the best nights of her life!!!!!!

jax whatssthis (holdinh up bottle of alvohol) (-forehead kisser)

that's not for children, kid, thats for jax only, got it?

You know the joke that chemistry says alcohole is a solutoon makes me annoyed because there is no solid in alcohol on buys in the store at all, both ethanol and water are solvents, but also in chemidtry an alvohol is a functional geoup. It's just incorrect. Coffee is a solution by rhat definition but alcoholl is not.

im gonna end up like markiplier except i ant drink coffee instead of alvohol

fucked up that alvohol that tastes good gives u heartburn

alvoholl

It's honestly impressive, how I can spent over 150$ on alvoholic beverages, and still not feel drunk...

Hi. My name is Alvoholism. What’s your name

Kate Brinkworth (British, b. 1977), Distilled Blue, 2010. Oil on canvas, 149.9 x 100 cm.

I'm a little drunk but I must admit

I absolutely adore chickens they're so cute and I think of them every day