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tag game #3

i was tagged by @brokenlightdances AND @mebediel AND @petticoatsandparlipro so i’m gonna be answering three sets of questions

Rules: Always post the rules. Answer the questions the person who tagged you came up with and write eleven new ones. Tag eleven people and link them to the post.

Arielle’s questions:

1. If you were stranded on a desert island (without knowing where exactly in the world you are, etc) and your phone was about to die, and you only had one chance - what would you set as your voicemail message?

Fuck, this is a really good question, but i literally do not have my voicemail box set up and don’t know how to do it and under duress would not be able to figure it out

2. What is your favorite ice cream and why is it cookie dough?

ding dong you are wrong- moose tracks has all the elements i like in an ice cream- a neutral base, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, peanut butter, and a really good distribution of mix-in elements as well as a ribbon that ties multiple flavors together. that sounds like a lot but it all works very well together

3. You’re running a presidential campaign for someone you secretly hope loses. Who do you advise them to pick as their veep?

Jeb? Jeb!

4. Imagine you’re the boss in your office, and you catch an employee drawing dicks on their desk. How many dicks do they have to draw before you fire them? Does the quality of the dick count?

this is a case where i would say size matters

5. Related: imagine a variant of rock paper scissors called “cock, paper, scissors.” Explain the rules. ( @mebediel@brokenlightdances this one’s for you guys)

okay so this question was inspired by a book jamie and i both encountered at work just so we’re clear

assuming that scissors represents scissoring and paper represents... sapiosexuality?

cock beats paper

scissors beats paper

go away paper no one likes you

scissors and cock can be friends if cock acknowledges that other... household utensils... besides scissors exist

should cock decide to fetishize scissors, scissors cuts cock

6. Why did you do it? Why, God, why????

because you all decided to tag me

7. If everyone in the world simultaneously lost their vision except for you, would you bother wearing clothes that match?

today i wore a christmas sweater, gym shorts, and my favorite summer hat, i think we’re beyond clothing that matches regardless of your AUs

8. Would you rather be able to speak and understand every language in the world, or be able to forget all of your knowledge of every language and be the only person in recent history to escape the 24-hour news cycle?

the first if only to make @surullinensaukko jealous, also getting around in the world without language is Hard according to some study i wrote about on chalk for my lang dev class

9. You’re on Tumblr, what are you procrastinating?

job apps and sleeping

10. How many bow ties is the correct number of bow ties for a from named Sir Frederick the Third to own?

bro you gotta submit questions to admissions for uchicago supplement essays

Gabi’s Questions

1) How do you make the perfect cup of tea?

you go to teavana and drink their free samples until they kick you out of the store

2) Favorite state?

i’d like to live on the west coast if i could afford it, probably california over washington or oregon for the geographic diversity and the presence of disneyland

3) You can only live in one place for the rest of your life - where do you live?

okay abi and i have this crazy idea of getting a little apartment in rennes across from martine and working for ubisoft together and getting a dog and i’ve never been to rennes but that whole thing sounds like The Dream

4) Would you rather travel forward in time or back in time?

this depends entirely on the rules of the time travel universe

5) Favorite time period?

turn of the century or the forties for the #aesthetic, 60s for the sort of progress atmosphere that public school fed to me and i don’t think it’s true but it’s inextricably linked to that time in my mind, obama years for actually pleasant living conditions for the greatest number of people

6) Meme?

yes

7) How far can you skip a stone?

i did three skips of about 8 feet each in crater lake eight years ago and that’s my record, my dad is super duper good at it though

8) Would you rather be a mermaid or a dragon?

mermaids have pretty established rules across universes but dragons don’t, more information needed

9) What’s the worst would you rather you’ve ever done?

the classic lo mein noodles or cactus

10) Breakfast for dinner?

always? this is my most favorite of meals

11) What was the last advertisement you saw?

@spacewifespock and @boyjadzia saw one for anal cancer awareness that was uh quite something

Jamie’s questions

1. Corner brownie, side brownie, or middle brownie?

Side brownie

2. Plain brownies? Brownies with nuts? Brownies with chocolate chips? Brownies with something else?

my most favorite dessert has one component that is brownies but i don’t know if i’d classify it as a brownie. if you have a strict definition, then brownies with chocolate chips. if not, then the bottom layer is cakelike brownie, the next layer is marshmallow fluff, and the top layer is chocolate chips melted and mixed with peanut butter and rice krispie cereal. the whole thing is then chilled until the top layer hardens.

3. Brownies with or without ice cream?

if they’re super duper fudgy like cosmic brownies, without. if they’re any other texture, with. if they’re the brownie bars then without

4. What kind of ice cream?

moose tracks

5. What kinds of toppings do you like on your ice cream?

there’s this really good peanut butter syrup stuff they have at the ice cream place i went to today, otherwise i’m good sans toppings

6. What is your favorite beverage to go with ice cream and brownies?

milk

7. Do you think berries would go well with ice cream and brownies?

yeah probably, i think raspberries go well with most anything and strawberries are p good with anything chocolate

8. What kind of berries would go well with desert?

straw- and rasp-

9. How much brownies and ice cream would you like?

the ratio is approximately two brownies (4 square inches each if my knuckle based measurements are correct) to one scoop of ice cream, in one sitting just one serving of that or maybe a half as in split that serving with a person but if i have a pan of brownies and a carton of ice cream i will just like graze at approximately that ratio for several days

10. When would you like brownies and ice cream and beverage of choice?

AWWWWWWWWW wow i mean i’m done with school so if you wanna make me brownies you can do it whenever is good for you and by no means feel obligated to make me brownies you’re so sweet jamie

my questions:

1. what podcast or audiobook should i listen to at work?

2. what is a controversial opinion that you have?

3. if you only had one night in your favorite city before some macguffin-y event happened that would cause you to never be able to go there again, what would you do?

4. who’s prettier me or abi and why is it abi? please cite your sources in the form of photos of abi that i can look at

5. “how can i forget your love, how can i never see you again” aka, what’s your favorite song lyric that’s also a question?

6. what’s your answer to that question?

7. what’s the best url you have ever seen on the hell site? interpret the word best how you will

8. should i get a studio next year or should i try to make it work with roommates i won’t know?

9. it is a truth universally acknowledged that my ex is terrible. if you had access to endless resources on the condition that they should only be used to make him feel bad, what would you do?

10. what piece of media did you encounter at exactly the right time in life?

11. what piece of media has had multiple meanings at multiple times in your life?

tagging @spacewifespock @boyjadzia @surullinensaukko @queerczar @shinelikeastarlight @kates-barbaric-yawp @persona-engine @oshindijo dude idk, i’m not gonna tag 11 people, the people i tagged in the last one i don’t even know very well

but also, jamie gabi arielle if you wanna do my questions that’d put me at 11 :P

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