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oxydiane · 1 year
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I love that post about Gaara setting up a dinner and poetry for Naruto just to be outdone by Sasuke’s bare minimum and then making a reddit post about it because I can imagine it:
I (18M) have been in love with this dear friend (18M) of mine for quite some time. We have some history; when we were fourteen I wasn't in the best headspace mentally (daddy issues) and he really helped me get out of that dark place. I have liked him since then, though admittedly it used to be a shallow crush, it has only developed into genuine love. Despite caring for me, my friend (let's call him Nicky) has been obsessed with his other friend (18M, let's call him Asshole) for the longest time. Asshole does not deserve his affection or attention at all. He left Nicky and the town altogether to join a terrorist group (that's right!) and Nicky has been bending over backwards to bring him back and make it right between them. He has never given up on Asshole, despite everyone around him (and me!) advising him to, and eventually brought him back. Nicky turned 18 recently and I went all the way, made him a nice dinner and even composed some poetry to accompany the meal; it was all going well and I had even worked up the courage to confess my feelings until Asshole showed up and you know what he did? Gave him a stupid frog wallet. He looked completely disinterested and even asked if frogs were still his thing! (They are but I know because I pay ATTENTION to him!) and after that Nicky lit up and completely lost any interest in everything I had done, he could only fawn over Asshole. What did I do wrong? Why do stupid inconsiderate Chads get all the attention?
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Nicky is in love with Asshole buddy, sorry to be the one who breaks it to you (⬆️1.2k)
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adainesfroggieboggy · 3 months
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i think that if emily “hilda hilda” “i kiss her and i skateboard away” axford, in response to a thing you’ve said, goes “what?” that means you’ve said a truly wild thing.
either it’s fucking weird or just insanely out of pocket, because if the Queen of Chaos is surprised and/or confused by your decision to say “sat on it like an old egg,” you’ve truly said something insane.
immediately after that scene, emily literally asks if the bad kids can beat each other up for xp. her choices are often the craziest parts of the campaign, and ally said something so odd that she was taken aback.
she’s my standard for insane choices. i strive to behave in real life the way her characters do in dnd. let me be one fifth as unhinged.
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austronauts · 3 months
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i’m sure you all know this by now but it must be said. going thru ur mitch marner tag and giggling at all the little text posts and funny images of little guys u tag with mitch is one of my favorite terminally online activities
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tximidity · 1 year
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it makes me laugh every time an interaction where Sullivan talks about his past just is summarized by the other muse going 'oh I figured' or 'oh I knew that'.
it gives the Bob's Burgers 'people with good childhoods don't stand like that' and IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
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slothfuljeremiah · 10 months
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posts that only make sense to 3 people
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i think about "zane is known to have been responsible for at least one genocide" very often
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its-your-mind · 3 months
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EXCELLENT WORK EVERYONE KEEPING THE MISSPELLED TAG TRENDING DYSLEXIC PERCY WOULD BE PROUD
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tazmiilly · 9 months
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was trying to find something in google images and got side tracked when they said "look at the anime images you have!" and I was like what fucking Anime images do I have. what the hell. and it was just these two
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livelyaspects · 7 months
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From this post, ft. A big ol batch of memes I’ve drawn/drawn over
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pedro-pascal · 1 year
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THE LAST OF US episode 1 + everyone's unhinged thoughts about Pedro Pascal
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keydekyie · 4 months
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Go you funky little SecUnit! Go!
(One of my favorite scenes from the newest Murderbot novel: System Collapse)
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inkskinned · 11 months
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she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let
and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment
and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.
and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment
and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?
to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.
and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.
you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.
#this btw is not including toxic friendships this is legit just something ive experienced MANY times now#writeblr#you ever have a friend in one of those relationships where ur like#u don't HATE their partner explicitly#but ur like. what the fuck y'all#like the weird part of being an adult is that you can't be like . CERTAIN their relationship is toxic#and also if u move too fast or push too hard u can hurt someone who is already in a scary situation so you just are like#frozen there. laughing awkwardly. saying ''haha..... yeah..... couldn't be me....''#and like u can't tell - is this banter or does he actually think like. he's better than her.#all you can do is be there for your friend and hope they wake up to it#or ... that it really IS good#and it's just odd to you#tbh btw id rather have my friends feel safe coming to me if they have a concern about my relationship#like yes it's not ur business but it also IS bc im making u hang out with them and also ur my friend#it's a weird thing to experience as an adult bc it is such a blurry line and when u spend time#around couples that aren't like ACTUALLY ur friends but instead ''extended friend circle'' ur like#.... i don't know y'all well enough and he just called you a cow. and ur okay with that . and i don't know how to respond.#so ur like :) okay. um. go to couple's counselling i think#but also you are NOT supposed to pass judgement so it's like.... this weird limbo of feeling like you SHOULD say something#but knowing you CANNOT#idk that there's a way to resolve it!!!!!!!! it's probably a different approach person to person#edited my tags bc tumblr's new system fucked em up#PS EDIT: btw i should have said:#the pronouns in this can work in any and every direction. every gender and every sexuality and every#type of relationship tbh. even non-romantic relationships where ur like ''what do u mean ur bff calls u stupid''
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faultyvessel · 6 months
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My favourite piece of TMA canon that no one ever discusses is the fact that Elias has canonically watched at least a little bit of ghost hunt YouTube. Even Martin can’t believe it.
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rabbitmotifs · 2 years
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yangjeongin · 1 month
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HYUNJIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN (2024): hyunjin in every letter... ↘ D-26 | EATING
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