#also maybe this is distasteful right after answering another ask by complaining ab the fandom getting sidetracked by shipping but COME ON | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

maschotch · 4 months

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Need you to know that every single time I watch 5x18 I think of “gay sex is less gay than whatever these guys got going on” “usually pairings don’t matter but these guys fucked and that’s the hill I’ll die on” “they’ll be like ‘can I talk to you’ and go 30 minutes to a scenic location w ambience”

I physically cannot watch the ep without these tags running through my brain on a straight loop. Like wow yeah they do know their assholes are gonna get obliterated when they get back, so true

GOOD bc those men r fuckin fr

#i looked thru those posts to rmember what it was about and…#ik its in poor taste to be like ‘wrow im literally right about everything’ but i mean am i not literally right about everything??#asks #and ik they were just trying to make the new team seem cool so they could promo the show but man #they really just turned on the cooper x hotch chemistry and broke the knob just to see what would happen #also maybe this is distasteful right after answering another ask by complaining ab the fandom getting sidetracked by shipping but COME ON #hotch only smiles that big when 1. there is a beuatiful woman ab to ream his ass or 2. there is a beautiful old man ab to ream his ass #n e way #i love to infect peoples minds so its lovely to hear that—years after my posts—u r still thinking ab this #i hope i have permanently altered your experience

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