I'm over here solving mysteries I got clues on my mind right now. I'm just solving my shit I'm curious as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real . somewhat based on this screencap but not really :

Stupid random theories, headcanons, and unpopular opinions of mine

Btw, these are all long so sit tight

My mangle theory :

I cant be the only one here who thinks that mangle was taken apart by little kids. It wouldn't make sense that little toddlers would be strong enough to pull apart a metal robot. That's because the kids didnt break her, william did. Mangle seems like he was an inspiration from funtime foxy because sister location happened before AND a lot of times, "toy foxy" is often referred to "funtime foxy". Due to this inspiration, mangle had the ability to record voices and things just like funtime foxy. Why am I pointing this out? Well, why would mangle randomly have static noises and a broken radio sound? It's her recorder, it's broken. He recorded many things and then recorded something that someone didnt want anyone to find out about. That someone would be William afton. William is always suspicious and doing evil things.Let's say that, oh idk, maybe William murdered someone, some person called the cops on him, (which explains the police messages n stuff in the radio) William killed that person and his the evidence of the murders. At least that's what he thought. Mangle was somehow recording the whole thing. William had no other choice but to take her apart and destroy him. But then William thought that it would to suspicious to have mangle be randomly broken the next day and so he fixed mangle up in way where it looks like shes fixed, but one tug hes broken and the kids are there to blame for. All of this might be a stretch I know, but apparently in one of the fnaf 2 minigames where theres a mangle Sprite, in the files or sources codes or WHATEVER IDK, there's a hidden message that says "he was here" or something like that. THAT CAN SUPPORT THIS THEORY errr headcanons? Idk I should go sleep lol

Micheal headcanon:

I always wanted to believe that Micheal was the older brother/Bully and that the bite victim was a different character. Why? Because I want more..character for Micheal. He went to sister location because he wants his torn apart family to be back together. He went to save Elizabeth and he never forgave himself for being the one to 'kill' his brother and all that failed. I wanted Michaels story to be exciting and emotional because of his past and the whole family thing

I also always liked to think that Micheal started working out to gain some strength before becoming a technician because he knows that the robots are strong and dangerous. That way things can be more action packed with Michael punching through pipes and walls, and holding back animatronics trying to grab him, and just...cool stuff

Fnaf headcanons:

Freddy has a nice deep voice and that's his real voice. When it comes to preforming during the day, he talks in his "family friendly" voice which is all goofy and fun (kinda like Patrick star's voice) The animatronics are a lot different on stage. It's as if they play as characters and they change their voices sometimes (like Freddy). Chica acts like this ditzy cute country gal, Bonnie is a laid back chill bon, foxy is just more ...pirate, and Freddy is a fun loving silly lead singer

Nightmarriones pupils change shape to Express his emotions. (Sad=tear drop pupils, sick=swirly pupils, angry=skull or fire pupils)

Lefty has his own voice instead of a whispery girly voice because he is his own character. He may look like the rockstars but he was made differently. The rockstars were built by some factory or company and they have advanced technology which gives em the ability to have emotions, personalities and to do tricks. Meanwhile lefty was built by henry in a shed or something. Henry only focused on programming him to find charlie and he had to make lefty look like the rockstars to blend in and not be suspicious. Other than that, lefty was a total rush job. Henry only wanted Charlie therefore, Henry didn't care to give lefty a personality, emotions, an EYE, or stablness.

In the afton family, the mother is sweet, kind, caring, and over protective while william is outgoing, silly, and isnt afraid to do anything (before he went insane). Usually kids have similar personalities to their parents soooo I like to think that Micheal is more like his mom but looks like his dad and that Elizabeth looks like her mom but acts like her dad. Why? Because I always saw Michael as a hero, he cares for others and he wants to save his family. He is sweet and protective like his mom. Elizabeth is rebellious and sassy. In the sister location mini cutscene with William and Elizabeth, she disobeys william to see baby and that's a rebellious move. Elizabeth likes adventure and crazy things so she wont follow the rules any time soon.

Funtime chica does all the rockstar's make up. When months pass by, the rockstar's paint would peel or chip and so ft. Chica would repaint their lipsticks, eye shadows, cheeks, etc. And they look fresh and new afterwards

Even though puppet and Goldie (and all the other animatronics) have been through so much shiz, they still try to keep their cool and enjoy life

In the rockstar crew r. Bonnie is the creepiest. Yeah, he seems chill and is self centered, he is the only rockstar who is most likely to murder someone if he's told to do so (this isn't counting ucn where they all kill). All on Bonnie's songs are so creepy and he sings about killing you in unique ways. Stuff like making slivers (or slippers) out of you, flaying your flesh, smashing your face into concrete, ending your life, and stabbing your heart with his guitar. He's definitely into gory stuff

Springtrap has two different personalities. Most of the time he's himself, spring bonnie. A kind fun loving bun who completely changed his personality after becoming springtrap. He is know constantly scared, upset, and afraid of Williams next move. He hates being an evil monster but it's not something he can control due to William still having control over him. When the slringbonnie side of springtrap gets mad or upset that's when hes weak and William takes control and becomes the evil side of springtrap. Springtrap is very aggressive and very strong. Slringbonnie tries to fight back Williams spirit, but as time went on and when the kids got sent free, spring bonnie got lonely and gave up which let William take full control over him. Sprjngbonnie is gone, its William now (which explains scraptrap)

Idk if this is a theory or headcanon but fnaf 1 bonnie is blue. Yes, he is known to be purple and everyone says and draws him purple but he's blue. Maybe it's the certain blue color he is but due to lightning it makes him look very purple. When he's in more darker areas, bonnie is very blue but when he's in the light areas, hes purple. Let's not forget how every single version on bonnie is blue (except for extras like spring springbon and bonnet etc.) Exept for fnaf 1 bonnie. That doesn't make sense if one of the originals would be purple but all the other versions are blue. One more thing, in the silver eyes, they mention that bonnie has blue fur ;) this was a dumb rant sorry

Shadow bon is evil and can shape shift cause hes a goopy shadow boy and shadow fred is his lil assistant

After fazbears fright burned down, William got to take control over springbonnie(trap) and roamed the streets at night. He roamed dark allies and probably killed whoever slighted him. It was a long walk but he was just trying to get to his destination, fred bears diner. Because of the fires, the springtrap suit was more ruined and unsturdy and so it was time for a change. Somehow William got out of the suit but he's weak without one so he picked an old spring bonnie suit, scraptrap. (According to the fnaf minigames there are multiple spring bonnie suits so that why spring trap looks different)

I got more headcanons but this post is already to long :p

My Unpopular opinions:

Am I the only one here who's not way into the whole Michael AI theory?? Like it kinda makes sense but at the same time, making a whole new robot son with advanced technology IN THE 80s does not give the fnaf-y feel?? Ya know what I mean? Like it doesn't fit the theme? Also the ai thing is in the books and the books are a different universe from the games sooo idk why matpat still connected them?? Hsjsbsjsjsn fnaf is just waaaaay to confusing. Also please dont get mad at me for this opinion cause matpats ai thing is just a theory, its not canon

Foxy isnt super great. Dont get me wrong, I love foxy and he's an amazing character but I don't get why he got so much attention and hype

Bonnet and lolbit should just be canon already. They're not canon characters but they're included in sooo many things in fnaf so might as well make em canon

Funko needs to make a fnaf 2 figure set where you collect t.chica,t.bonnie,t.freddy, puppet, one of the withereds or shadows and you collect them all to make a mangled mangle figure. I would DIE for a fully formed noodle fox figure, how cool would that be?

Scraptrap design is perfect. I know that we all make peanut and Jimmy neutron jokes but honestly I love his sharp teach, creepy eyes, AMazInG voice, and his stabby arm. Sometimes in some angles, he can look heck a creepy

SCRAP BABY LEGITIMATELY FREAKS ME OUT SHES SCARY

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Let’s talk Ginny Weasley, folks

Someday I’m going to write a real fic about this but I have some VERY IMPORTANT post-HPB Ginny headcanons that I felt a sudden strong urge to write down. QUEER GINNY QUIDDITCH PLAYER:

Ginny and Harry move in together as soon as they graduate. They’ve waited long enough, and they’ve been through more than most adults, so they’re ready, right?

Wrong. Now that Harry is not actively trying to stop the most evil wizard of all time it becomes clear that he is really not okay. He has, understandably, suffered a serious amount of trauma and between the nightmares and the flashbacks and the panic attacks there’s not much room for learning how to share a life with somebody else.

And there’s not much room for Ginny’s own trauma, or her grief over losing Fred—not because Harry isn’t trying to support her, but because he has a hard time just taking care of himself, and Ginny is her mother’s daughter, after all, and doesn’t know how to be there for Harry without making endless cups of tea and soothing him through two a.m. fits of sobbing and generally pushing down her own needs and sometimes she stares at the ceiling in the dark and feels like the walls are closing in.

The first time a Quidditch scout tries to recruit her she says no. And the second time, and the third. But then this woman who looks like she could legitimately take down a hippogriff offers her a place on the Holyhead Harpies, the all-women’s team Ginny has followed since she was old enough to lisp the word “Quaffle,” and she says yes.

“We need a break,” she says to Harry. “You need to go to therapy. I need to go to therapy. I need to be somewhere that won’t remind me every day of what I’ve lost. I love you, but I have to go.” Because tough love, right? She doesn’t tell him her heart is breaking. But she also doesn’t tell him that walking out lifts a weight from her shoulders so heavy she can’t believe she was still standing under it.

Her father takes the train with her to Wales and speaks solemnly with the bemused ticket-taker about how the wheels go and when he hugs her goodbye he pulls her close and tells her he’s proud of her for doing what she needs to do.

The Harpies practice on a pitch overlooking the Irish Sea. The air is cold and the sky is impossibly blue and when Ginny gets on her broom, the rest of the world disappears.

Her teammates are a bunch of incredible women with impressive muscles and asymmetrical haircuts and mouths like sailors and it only takes Ginny a couple of weeks to go from intimidated to infatuated to one of the gang. Home, she thinks one evening as they all sit on a cliff above the sea, watching a meteor shower, and she only feels a little bit guilty that the word is a better fit for here than it ever was for little flat she shared with Harry.

Ginny cuts her hair short and is pretty sure she knows what message she’s sending there. Sure enough, it’s not long after that one of her teammates, a statuesque Keeper with a pierced nose and a lethal swing, corners her in a pub bathroom and for the first time in her life Ginny has her hand up a woman’s shirt.

It’s good. She likes it. She likes it…a lot.

Dating is not really her game right now, which suits her just fine. There are a lot of women interested in foulmouthed red-haired Chasers in and around the Harpies’ sphere so she’s hardly pressed for choice. It’s not the first time she’s developed a reputation, but she prefers the admiring smirks of her teammates to the judgmental whispers that followed her around Hogwarts when she went from dating Michael Corner to Dean Thomas to Harry Potter in the space of a year or so. Nobody calls her names here.

It’s been nearly six months before she realizes that none of them know who she is. They were all fighting their own battles in Wales during the war—a tense standoff with a community of giants unfolded in the hills nearby—so they didn’t place her as Harry Potter’s best friend’s sister, or as Harry Potter’s ex-girlfriend. Her teammate nearly spits out her beer when Ginny mentions, casually, the time Harry kissed her for the first time after a victorious Quidditch match.

“HARRY FREAKING POTTER,” she squawks, and for a sinking second Ginny thinks the honeymoon is over—she’ll be that girl now, famous and broken—but her teammates just tell her if she ever wants to talk, they’re here, and then go about treating her exactly the same as before (except for the occasional furtive question about Harry’s skills as Seeker. “Did he really swallow the Snitch?” someone asks).

Of course Ginny’s still grieving, and she still has days she can’t get out of bed. But she feels like she’s at least moving towards healing. She talks to the team’s psychologist and starts writing to Neville, sometimes, when she needs to reach out to someone else who lived through that terrifying year of the Hogwarts resistance. On the two-year anniversary of Fred’s death she has a Quidditch match, and her whole family comes up to watch, and they go out to dinner afterwards and laugh and cry and reminisce late into the night.

She talks to Harry, eventually. He’s moved in with Ron and Hermione and although there are still shadows under his eyes, he’s put on some much-needed weight and he talks about his Auror training like he really cares, like it’s given him a reason to get up in the morning.

“I get it now,” he says. “Why you had to leave.”

She hugs him goodbye. There’s no spark between them anymore. No trace of that sharp wanting pull she used to feel when she was near him. She thinks that’s probably okay.

Back in Holyhead, on the Quidditch pitch, high above the gleaming dark sea, she dips and swerves and darts through the air: sun on the water, the wind at her back.