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#also i think this has the shittiest ending i've ever written smh
kpoptionate · 5 years
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[23:45] “y/n, stoppp,” renjun whines. he tries—but fails—to grab your wrist as you swing to smack his ass for the eighteenth time today. he turns around and looks at you with a heavy pout on his lips. “why do you keep doing this to me?”
“because,” you say with a smile on your face, “it’s your nineteenth birthday. and, in america, you slap someone’s ass as many times as their age on their birthday.”
he scoffs and laughs at you. “you’re lying, there’s no such thing! i’ll go ask johnny, then,” he finalizes after you repeatedly nod your head in persistence.
when you both do find johnny, he quickly understands the joke and attempts to give a brief explanation on the “tradition,” causing renjun to dramatically whine and stomp off in defeat. he doesn’t make it very far, though, before you hit him one last time and wrap your arms around him from behind.
he pretends he doesn’t like it and tries to remove himself from your grasp, but he stands still when you press a kiss to the back of his neck and giggle. “happy birthday, baby.”
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