dream journal ultrakill prequel game where you are a brunette white woman named skyler (40s-50s) and its a prank simulator where your goal is to fuck up this flight youre on on a fancy commercial plane all white with gold and blue glowy features and the automated flight attendant is voiced by gianni matragano. like. voice that brings the seats back and the tv down

anyway you piss him off so bad he gives you your own suite in the private first class section and its basically a hotel room. this does not stop you. you start fucking around in the other suites. you piss him off so bad he crashes the plane into an island park with a bunch of palm trees

however at this point you are delusional and have a little buddy (probably a kid survivor of the flight you crashed) so you hear his voice from the leaves of the palm trees you took out on the way down. you gather them all up and steal ANOTHER rickety blue puddlejumper to fly into the local volcano with.

you die.

you wake up in hell as a blue robot.