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waveridden · 2 years

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people keep reblogging that post about who has seen the most incinerations and being like “damn i wasn’t expecting X to be on the list” so just for funsies here is the list of everyone who they saw get incinerated

please note that these lists include both teammate incinerations and non-teammate incinerations. but for the sake of drama the teammates are italicized

beck whitney:

flowers, s1 to mid-s6: sosa elftower, famous oconnor, hurley pacheco, bryanayah chang, tyler violet, jorge ito, isaac rubberman, matheo carpenter, morrow doyle, caligula lotus

dale, mid s6-s13: dominic marijuana, murray pony, raul leal, theodore holloway, augusta chadwell

fridays, s14-s22: pudge nakamoto (the first time), alejandro leaf (the first time)

millennials, s22-s24: tot clark

dunlap figueroa:

tigers, s1 to mid-s23: juan rangel, landry violence, combs duende, emmett internet, moody cookbook, elijah bates, mclaughlin scorpler, kiki familia, antonio wallace, sebastian telephone, yazmin mason, frasier shmurmgle, hobbs cain, wichita toaster, igneus delacruz, carmelo plums, yong wright

sunbeams, s23 while super-roamin’: pudge nakamoto (the second time)

karato bean:

fridays, s1-s7: fitzgerald massey, jessi wise, hurley pacheco, sebastian townsend, sam solis, hendricks rangel, sebastian sunshine, thomas england

spies, s8-s14: case sports, raul leal, theodore holloway, norris firestar, son scotch

lovers, s15-s24: sparks beans, helga washington, jon halifax, helga moreno, peanut holloway

knight triumphant:

lovers, s1-s12: lars mendoza, zi delacruz, paul barnes, miguel javier, whit steakknife, caligula lotus, jose haley, tillman henderson

spies, s13: raul leal, theodore holloway, norris firestar

georgias, s16-s17: chorby soul (the third time), luis acevedo, hercules alighieri

steaks, mid s18-s20: chorby soul iii

lift, s21-s22: gerund pantheocide, brock forbes

steaks (again), s22-s24: helga moreno (former teammate)

spears taylor:

pies, s1 to mid-s4: alexandria dracaena, cedric gonzalez, juan rangel, kennedy alstott

tigers, mid-s4 to s8: combs duende, emmett internet, moody cookbook, elijah bates, mclaughlin scorpler, kiki familia, antonio wallace, sebastian telephone, yazmin mason, frasier shmurmgle, hobbs cain

fridays, s9-s24: hands scoresburg, pudge nakamoto (the first time), alejandro leaf (the first time)

tot fox:

jazz hands, s1 to mid-s4: alexandria dracaena, aldon anthony, cedric gonzalez, theodore passon, ogden mendoza, velasquez meadows

crabs, mid-s4 to mid-s19: combs duende, murray pony, tillman henderson, annie roland, chorby soul, luis acevedo, chorby soul iii

lovers, mid-s19 to s24: sparks beans, helga washington, jon halifax (former teammate), helga moreno, peanut holloway

wyatt pothos:

tacos, s1-s9: tyreek olive, scrap murphy, jessi wise, natha kath, blankenship fischer, hendricks rangel, sebastian sunshine, stevenson monstera, eduardo ingram, morrow doyle, richardson turquoise

pods, s10: sebastian telephone

jazz hands, s11-s24: lawrence horne, combs estes, sutton bishop, hercules alighieri, tamara crankit, bauer zimmerman

#waveridden.txt #long post //#i need a blaseball tag #some key takeaways here:#in early discipline era the tacos saw a FUCKTON of deaths. same for the fridays and flowers #the tigers also saw a lot in mid-late discipline era #the dale saw a lot in early expansion and the lovers saw a lot in late expansion #not to mention the jands expansion era curse #all this to say: you will see a Lot of repeated names on there #anyways go nuts have emotions about the people who saw people die. have fun. let me know if you have any questions #also for the record the award for 'saw most teammates die' goes to castillo turner #and the award for 'most of the deaths i saw were my teammates' goes to simon haley #it's a subtle but noteworthy distinction

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