#also can i just say dg is so fucking stupid what do u mean he was going to reveal his identity to the president
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bruce immediately asking if he hurt dick after days spent infected yeah okay dc i see this and i raise you: 😭😭😭
#such a difference between this#and like tita.ns year one when bruces first words were something like 'you shouldve figured it out sooner'#like GROWTH (the growth is me crying then to crying harder now)#also can i just say dg is so fucking stupid what do u mean he was going to reveal his identity to the president#like did we not JUST go through the grayso/n arc where he had to die and agent-ify and take down spyr/al to erase everyone knowing hes nwin#but overall love that the titan.s defeating beast wor.ld with the power of friendship#hate the rae cliffhanger like has she ever known rest but theres so much to unpack#titans spoilers#beast world spoilers#tuesday spoilers#comic spoilers#kory being the contingency for donna 😫 also the fact dick has custom made nwing logo manila folders 🫥🫥🫥 very on brand i fear#also roy was in the picture when the tower exploded so im counting that as confirmation roy is joining the team again#the teamwork of it all i love it here <33333#* i'd love to write but it's just not realistic / ooc.
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A Kankriversation Had On Discord
Long post beneath the cut bc its just. straight up like a half hour’s worth of back-and-fourth
Friend: OH GOD OH GOD REV GOT TO MEENAHQUEST
Friend: OH GOD HES MET KANKRI I GOTTA
Friend: I GOTTA SEE
Friend: "why the fuck is he written like this?"
Friend: "i feel like this entire section is a jab at tumblr"
Friend: rev does not seem to enjoy this
Friend: "what i was expecting was just a raging asshole, like karkat 2 yaknow?"
Friend: REV DOES NOT HATE KANKRI
*confetti ball emojis*
Friend: people are taking away from kankri's character "kankri acts like a good person but is an asshole, and karkat acts like an asshole but is a good person" and they are wrong.
Friend: I
Friend: REV JUST COMPARED HIM TO ZEBRUH
Friend: I AM
Friend: -dies-
Friend: HOW
Friend: I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT
Friend: ok i cant watch longer i am dying
Friend: it doesnt help that hes reading this section with a homestuch fan who seemingly hates kankri
Friend: i just need to give up and accept the fact that everyone hates kankri
Friend: and i am the only smart person in the whole world :cry emoji (zan’s note: to indicated both light emotional melancholy but primarily as a tone indicator of semi-sarcasm):
Friend: erugvwilarghvaleb
Friend: no wonder i like zebruh (ZAN’S NOTE: MY BUDDY HERE LIKES ZEBRUH AS A FUNNY ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG WHO SUCKS NOT LIKE. IN A WAY THAT CONDONES HIS BULLSHIT JUST FELT LIKE I SHOULD MENTION THAT. UNLIKE FOR INSTANCE LANQUE, WHO DOESN’T NECESSARILY FEEL LIKE HES MEANT TO BE THE WORST LIVING BEING IN EXISTANCE AND IS ALSO TRANSMASC WHILE BEING A FUCKING SEX FREAK. ZEBRUH’S MEANT TO BE HATED SO ITS AT LEAST FUCKING FUNNY.)
Friend 2 (hasn't actually read homestuck): I like Kankri
Friend: me :handshake: you & the 3 other people who read this channel
smart as fuck and our meat is huge wrfralrv,juaBVRE DGS
Me (Zan): hhhhhhhhhhh
Me: WHY DO PEOPLE CONSTANTLY INTERPRET KANKRI LIKE THIS
Me: ITS. FUCKING. NONSENSE
Friend: I think people assume hes supposed to be like?? lying??? or using big words to try and make people like him more/??
Friend: but thats. never actually in the text?
Friend: like yeah he constantly says "in this essay-i mean conversation" or "during this lecture-i mean discussion" but????
Friend: that does not a liar make??????????????
Me: its literally just. gahhhh
Me: noone fucking r
Me: theres no REASON to think hes lying
Me: except. that sjws are all just bigots who lie to make themselves look better (Zan’s note: this is sarcasm meant as a dig at people falling for the stonetoss-tier anti-social justice strawmanning that kankri gets. I do not think sjws are all just bigots who lie to make themselves look better.)
Friend: people just really dont wanna be confronted with the fact that if u think racism bad andrew hussie thinks youre a pussy ass bitch everyone hates
Me: YEAH
Me: WHICH???
Me: THESE PEOPLE, LIKE EVERYONE, KNOWS THAT HUSSIE SUCKS AND HATES HIM
Friend: so they pretend kankri is actually some really genuinely good criticism guys i swear he-hes not just a mean caricture of a tumblr user who writes essays on why racism is bad i swear he-hes like, a criticism of men who co-opt actual arguments to get people to wanna fuck him ignore the part where kankri is celibate guys i swear hes a horny racist douche please believe me guys andrew hussie wouldnt hate me in real life hed love me i swear
Me: BUT THEY JUST FUCKING. REFUSE TO REALIZE THAT TINY PIECE OF LOGIC THAT “OH ALMOST EVERYRHING THAT KANKRI SAYS IS RIGHT AND HUSSIE IS A DOUCHECANOE”
Me: YEAH ITS SO FUCKING WIERD
Friend: i feel like another part of it is kankri criticcizing mituna
Me: WHICH
Friend: like "oh haha kankri is abelist u see thats PROOF thats PROOF hes a racist abelist douch just lying for attention you SEE" a
Me: IN UNIVERSE
Me: IS BAD
Friend: and mituna is like
Me: BUT
Me: ITS MADE FUVKING MOOT
Friend: mituna.
Me: BC MITUNA LITERALLY IS AN ABLEIST STEREOTYPE
Me: HUSSIE LITERALLY WROTE AN ABLEIST STEREOTYPE AND EVERYONE TRIES TO SAY THE ONE CHARACTER WHO RECOGNIZES THAT TO BE THE REAL ABLEIST I
Friend: mituna "autistic/brain damaged/tourettes stereotype who's main joke is he falls down a lot and is mentally ill ahaha"
Me: *just an ocean of angry emojis*
Friend: is it because hes nice to cronus??? like??????
Friend: in that case everyone should HATE meenah
Friend: for.... ALSO BEING NICE TO CRONUS??????????/
Friend: LIKE????????????
Me: oho but you see
Me: meenah is un-pc murderous genocidal and a childfucker, so she only gets a little bit of the hate kankri “said ableism is ableist and never stops trying to get his friends to be better people despite everything” vantas gets
Friend: GRAAAAAA
Friend: WHY ARE HOMESTUCK FANS SO FUCKING STUPID
Me: in this instance i have 0 fucking clue
Me: like. its fucking OBVIOUS
Friend 3 (hasn’t read homestuck): It's the ableism
Me: except.... most of these people dont even like mituna........
Me: like as “rep”....
Me: these are people who’d call out ableism literally everywhere else.... its. gahh
Me: i stg i’m going to become a video essayist just to try to EXPLAIN this shit
Friend: IM SORRY TO SAY THIS HOMESTUCK FANDOM, BUT MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR WHO WERE WRITTING ESSAYS ON WHY ABELISM AND RACISM IN MEDIA WAS BAD
Friend: WERE RIGHT
Friend: AND IF YOU DIDNT LIKE THEM FOR THEIR BIG WORDS
Friend: YOU SUCKED
Friend: zebruh is like a fucked up and evil version of kankri where instead of caring about politics and people's mental health he just acts like he cares about lower caste trolls to try and get laid, and in actually his is a racist mean and clingy rich bastard who cant stand being held accountable for his fake beliefs
Friend: OH WAIT
Friend: THATS JUST FUCKING CRONUS
Friend: this is all your fault u bastard. i dont know how the fuck you got away with this shit i hate you so much
Me: fdg;hljk
Me: ben i'm wondering if i can transcribe our duotribe to tumblr
#homestuck#kankri#ableism#its just???? fucking???? wh???#people who literally have the same complaints about mituna criticize kankri for having those same exact things#its. like yeah in-universe it sucks shit to say stuff like 'yer being so stereotypical' to a neurodivergent person but like its also incoher#incoherent enough that like. if you take it at face value its just utter nonsense
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