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ihatebnha · 2 years

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breakup prank on bakugo 🥲 I weep

No bestie, I can't do this. Stop.

I just think... I think... you woudn't do a breakup prank on Bakugo🔫... but... if you did, OKAY, IF!!! you did one...

It wouldn't just go bad, as in, him getting mad and storming out... it would go bad as in... him like, almost immediately breaking down into tears... and then fighting off any attempt at consolation.

Like the type of thing where you'd say whatever ("I think we'd need to break up") and he'd just immediately go all stoney-eyed and weak-kneed trying to fight off all the tears...

And even if you instantly, literally that same second, told him you were joking, he'd still be super resistant to listening to you and would probably immediately start yelling at you to leave.

It would just be... so TERRIBLE because he'd just collapse in on himself and then wouldn't listen to you at all... :((( not even because he's like... incapable of taking a joke but because he's sensitive and really just feels THAT MUCH for you and also... is probably already pretty scared of chasing you away.

So no matter what you tried to say he wouldn't listen for a long, long time. And even if he did (and believed you), I can see him staying pretty pissed for a while, at least.

However, this would just be if you like... if you set everything all up to seem serious but super unwarranted. I'm sure he could handle a little "I'm gonna break up with you" banter (or even real communication about issues), but like... talking him through a whole preamble of like... "Hey. We need to talk," only to randomly break up w/ him...

Idk, I just think it would really mess with him (and his Feelings) because he would never do that to you!!!🥺🥺🥺

BUT I KNOW THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, RIGHT?👁👁

#bakugo #sorry if this is a sh*tty answer i dont write anymore LOOOL #no jk (you just got hashtag krissed)(jk again)#but fr sorry if this is wishy washy #but anyway i just think if u set it all up to be real and then told him it wasnt.............#even if he forgave u it would really hurt him #he's insecure abt relationships WE KNOW THIS #and he would cry :( and that would be a hit to his pride #and also he'd like. immediately try to drop you lmfaooo #he's a fighter but like. not for people who wouldnt fight for him u know #so he'd be sad but also really angry if he thought you'd gotten rid of him just like that #leetle broken hearted boy #all 'lalalalala go away we're broken up now' until you really did leave :(#which is why you CAN'T!!!!#this is just if u like. pranked him tho i think real issues/breakups even would be different obviously #like he'd be teary but he'd be listening #vs just some random "we have to breakup' with no real... communication beforehand #but thats another convo #and so is insecure bakugo #SORRY AGAIN IM STUPID THO BYE #ask #anon #caitie things #bakugo thoughts

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