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#alibaba's a little stoopid but that's okay i still love him
babymagi · 2 years
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Morgiana: Obviously I have the better boyfriend. Your man doesn't have the mental capacity that it takes to caramelize onions.
Alibaba: Who fuck caramelizes onions when apples exist?
Morgiana: ...
Hakuryuu: YOUR MAN THINKS THAT CARAMELIZING ONIONS MEANS PUTTING CARAMEL ON ONIONS!
Judar: HE'S DUMB I KNOW!
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