#ain’t nobody perceiving you on a website where no one is cool | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

emani-writes · 7 years

Text

Tag Game Stuff

I was tagged by @dmsilvisart, and if he wasn’t such a hard-ass, I’m sure @thayerkerbasy would have tagged me, too.

LAST

1) Drink: Hot tea because I need to burn the sickness away.

2) Phone call: Husband

3) Text message: Husband. Needed to add to the list I gave him over the phone because, apparently, winter is coming.

4) Song listened to: Whatever was on in the car last time I went out.

5) Time you cried: I made myself literally sob trying not to laugh so hard at a Jenna Marbles YouTube video.

HAVE YOU EVER

6) Dated somebody twice: I guess I went out with an ex once, but it was more hookup than makeup.

7) Been cheated on: Probably.

8) Kissed someone and regretted it: Hahahahahaha

9) Lost someone special: How? Where? Did you hear something? HAVE YOU FOUND THEM?

10) Been depressed: Seasonally.

11) Gotten drunk and puked: I have messed up stomach issues. I don’t even need to get drunk!

THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS

12) Most of the richer, darker shades of blue. Teal. Navy. “Blue” is the accent color throughout my entire house. I could talk your ear off about paint colors.

13) Purple

14) Charcoal gray. Unifying/base color throughout my house.

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE YOU

15) Made new friends: Computer friends.

16) Fallen out of love: Nope.

17) Laughed until you cried: Usually.

18) Found out someone was gossiping about you: I always assume my siblings are. I have to imagine my group of force-me-to-be-social friends has at some point or another as well.

19) Met someone who changed your life: Probably not. Unless they just haven’t had the time yet. It’s cool, man. I know you’re busy.

20) Found out who your true friends are: This question is stupid and high school. Do other people my age still care about this kind of stuff?

21) Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Husband. And at least one sibling in the effort to be an asshole. And now I am the sick so double asshole points!

HOW MANY/MUCH

22) Facebook friends: Only if I know you in the biblical sense.

23) Pets: Two dogs and a child.

24) Want to change your name: I did change my tumblr name.

WHAT

25) Did I get for my birthday: Two Leonid Afremov prints.

26) Time I woke up: The first time? 7:35. Then I took a nap because I am the sick and Girl Dog woke me at 2:30 to let her out.

27) Were you doing at midnight: Watching Jenna Marbles.

28) Can’t you wait for: The sickness to go away and a solution to the aforementioned stomach issues.

29) Was the last time you saw your mom: About 40 minutes ago.

30) Was something you wish you could change about your life: I wish I had the money right this minute to start tearing out walls in my kitchen/dining room area. Or at least redo my master bathroom.

31) Are you listening to right now: Dogs barking.

32) Gets on your nerves: Dogs barking.

33) Talked to a person named Tom: Why is this a what question? And not recently unless the dude voice on duolingo just so happens to be named Tom.

34) Is your most visited website: Apparently, it’s tumblr though for the longest time is was FFN.

35) Elementary school/primary school: I attended one.

36) High School: I also attended one.

37) College: Again, I attended one.

38) Hair color: Dark brown. Kid Thing would argue it’s black. Kid Thing is wrong, but would argue that regardless.

39) Long/short hair: Medium? I believe the cool kids call it a lob.

40) Crush: Well, I mean... Husband and I each have a 5. Five celebrities that if ever the stars aligned, we could totally bone without fear of consequences? AKA: Shit to talk about to help fill the void of a long car ride. Though just to add to the unlikelihood, I tend to prefer characters celebrities have played verses the actual celebrity himself.

41) Do you like about yourself: I hee-yuck like Goofy.

42) Piercings: Ears. Two on one side, one on the other. Once upon a time nose which I would have again but I feel l’m too old for that nonsense.

43) Blood type: I don’t like to be limited by “type”.

44) Nickname: Emani.

45) Relationship status: Married.

46) Zodiac: Archer.

47) Pronouns: She/her

48) Favorite show: Supernatural, Game of Thrones... I tend to watch YouTube.

49) Tattoos: Nope, though I wouldn’t be opposed.

50) Left or right handed: Left. Husband tells me I’m broken. Because he’s “charming.”

FIRST

51) Surgery: Tonsils

52) Piercings: Ears

53) Best friend: First? The first one I remember was Erica.

54) Sport: Swimming.

55) Vacation: Beach.

56) Pair of shoes: Seriously?

RIGHT NOW

57) Eating: I’m not. Though I did have peanutbutter toast and an applesauce a little while ago.

58) Drinking: Hot tea. Jesus. Why should I do this if you aren’t even going to listen to me in the first place?

59) I am about to: Nothing. I’m sick. I’m going to sit here and be sick.

60) Listening to: Nothing. We already had this question, too? WFT, kids?

61) Waiting for: Husband to get home with dinner.

62) Want to see: A double rainbow.

63) Want to get married: Hey! It happened! I have witnesses and everything!

64) Career: Ish

WHICH IS BETTER

65) Hugs/kisses: Depends on who is the deliverer or the recipient.

66) Lips/eyes: I look at both.

67) Taller/shorter: We make fun of sibling for being short which would indicate we think taller is better.

68) Younger/older: People near enough my age. +/- a decade, they either tend to annoy me or intimidate me as a perceived authority figure... which also annoys me. Does that make me ageist?

69) Romantic/spontaneous: Neither? Romantic makes me uncomfortable. Spontaneous frustrates me. Why couldn’t you just tell me you wanted to do XYZ? Then I could have mentally prepared myself for venturing outside.

70) Nice arms/nice stomach: I do have a thing for arms.

71) Sensitive/loud: Depends on context, really. Are they so sensitive they’re going to be offended by everything? Because ain’t nobody got time for that. Are they so loud, they’re going to talk over everyone else? Fuck you. I’m hilarious if you would just let me get a word in edgewise.

72) Hookup/relationship: Relationship.

73) Troublemaker/hesitant: There should really be a medium.

HAVE YOU EVER

74) Kissed a stranger: I mean, I knew his first name.

75) Drank hard liquor: I am an adult who went to college. And I tried a sip of Scotch just yesterday.

76) Lost glasses/contact lenses: Not usually. Those are fucking important.

77) Turned someone down: Yeah.

78) Canoodling on a first date: Yeah.

79) Broken someone’s heart: According to his mother.

80) Had your own heart broken: According to my mother.

81) Been arrested: Nope. Though one of my better friends is a cop now so I can’t ever visit that part of the state again because he totally would just to be a dick.

82) Cried when someone died: Yeah.

83) Fallen for a friend: Hahahahaha. I actually dated a guy BECAUSE he was good friends with one of my best friends who I couldn’t have. Not one of my finer moments.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

84) Yourself: I think, therefore I am.

85) Miracles: Only if we really lower the bar on what qualifies.

86) Santa Claus: Yes. You tell him I said that. I’ll let him know closer to Christmas which power tool I want. *wink*

87) Kisses on a first date: How is this something that someone may or may not believe in? Agree with? Engage in? Those are valid questions. The way this one is worded is stupid.

88) Angels: I mean, I believe in Castiel. I think he can do whatever he puts his mind to. Like getting in Dean’s pants.

89) Love at first sight: I believe in attraction at first sight.

OTHER

90) Best friend’s name: Something generic and common.

91) Eye color: Brown.

92) Favorite movie: It used to be Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. Now it’s probably Deadpool.