🪴~ hi, everyone! i hope you’ve all had a lovely day or night. today i give you some black butler headcanons because i haven’t written for it in a little while. enjoy, ily <33
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ fem!reader, street harassment, catcalling, language
𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝- 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧, 𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐢, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐚, 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥
a/n~ i am in no way romanticizing sexual harassment. most of the things i write here in these types of headcanons have happened/been said to me, so i just wanted to make that clear :) thank you <33 also, sorry these are so short, i am tired but i needed to post 😭
sebastian
you two are simply walking down the street, minding your own business as usual- maybe returning from an errand or something. because you’re outside and the weather isnt looking good, you propose that you take a shortcut through a different area. it’s a rougher part of town, but neither of you are fond of the idea of getting caught in the rain, so you take the risk.
you’re probably discussing something fairly mundane when a group of two or three guys spots you from the side of the road. they look dirty and are not at all easy on the eyes. you hear jeering and whistling from the side of the road, along with a few unsolicited comments about how sexy you apparently are. you give them a dirty look but are mostly inclined to ignore them, but Sebastian has other plans.
the butler first moves you to the opposite side of him protectively before marching straight up to the men jeering at you. they stop initially, a little confused, but when they decide Sebastian isn’t too much of a threat, they resume their antics.
“hey, what’re ya doing? you’re blocking our view, bastard.”
“what, are you her boyfriend of something? are ya mad? gonna tell us to stop? not our fault your girl’s a fine piece of ass.”
sebastian literally just stands there and waits for them to finish cackling like middle school boys. then, once they stop, a bit confused as to why Sebastian is still standing there, the butler promptly decks all three of them, knocking them all to the rough ground with three very painful-sounding thuds.
“it’s terribly impolite to verbally assault an innocent woman on the street like that, you know. i would appreciate it greatly if you’d mind your manners next time, yes?”
Sebastian simply leaves the men on the ground to moan and groan at their injuries before rejoining you, who is rendered speechless, in the road.
“this wasn’t a very good shortcut, now was it, my dear? i recommend you make your decisions more wisely next time, rain or not.”
agni
you two are probably just hanging out, on a date or something. you’re walking in the middle of the city, where there are lots of people shopping, selling, just walking, other various things. because of the crowd, you and agni get off the main street and walk behind all the shops and buildings instead for a little more privacy.
while walking behind the buildings, you accidentally stumble and drop your bag. agni politely asks if he can get that for you, but you smile and insist on getting it yourself. you bent over to get your bag and stood back up, which should have been the end of it, but unfortunately you happen to catch the eye of two guys loitering beside one of the buildings you two are in front of.
“i liked it better when you were bent over, sweetheart!”
abruptly, you whirl to face the source of the voice, shocked, your eyes wide. clenching your teeth, you clutch your bag closer and shake your head, starting to walk away in an attempt not to escalate the situation, but agni grabs your hand just before you’re out of his reach. he doesn’t want to bring you any closer to the two men, but agni wants to keep you by his side, so he grasps you around the waist and walks over to them. when he approaches them, his expression is dark, and you can tell how he’s straining to maintain his non-violent ways.
honestly, agni doesn’t really have to say anything to let the guys know that he means business. his threatening aura is overpowering- the cowards are already running for the hills.
“it is a shame that it is so acceptable for these men to treat you like that in England. however- it is clear that they are mere cowards, given that they ran as soon as i approached them. are you doing alright?”
“as long as you are with me, you will never be in harm’s way.”
soma
“hey, baby, your boyfriend don’t look like much- why don’t you come on home with me and i’ll show you a real good time.”
the remark catches you completely off guard. you and soma were on your way back from a cute first date at a quaint coffee shop, which poor soma, trying desperately not to mess up, had planned way too far ahead for just an hour-long date. luckily for him, it had gone well, and you and soma were hitting it off on the walk back to the manor. however, the cheerful little bubble you two were in after officially becoming a couple poles rather abruptly after hearing that comment.
you opted to ignore the offender, and soma simply shot him a dirty look before continuing on your way, protectively wrapping an arm around your shoulder and bringing you closer to him. but the man doesn’t leave you alone.
“hey, babe, why don’t you wanna talk to me? i promise i can be better than that guy you’re with.”
you outright groaned this time, sick of the man hounding you, and soma instantly sensed your annoyance. although he definitely wasn’t fond of the idea of confronting the burly man- who indeed was bigger than soma- he didn’t want to look like a chicken in front of you, and he genuinely didn’t like seeing you upset and vulnerable. so, soma promptly storms up to the man and tries his best to chew him out without wavering.
“hey! you know that it is very rude to catcall a woman like that! you do not even care that she is with a gentleman? you, sir, are a very crass and immature man!”
it really looks better typed out… in reality, soma’s voice is shaky and cracks a lot, and he’s visibly very nervous. like i mentioned, this guy who catcalled you is certainly intimidating. luckily, he isn’t amused by soma and simply waves him off and goes on his way.
grell
“why didn’t he say that to me? what’s wrong with my ass?”
carefully explain to grell that catcalling is not a compliment because she will not know that. even after you explain, she still might take offense☠️☠️
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hey ever wanted to listen to the kuroshitsuji II songs but youtube was like "what if we took them all down"? well, i got the solution for you
I JUST finished uploading all the character albums to archive.org! Alongside the cover art for each of them respectively. This took a little over a couple of hours to compile as well as make sure they were properly translated as well as archiving just taking a bit.
Under the cut is all the songs with their tracklists. Happy listening!
Sebastian's Songs
01 : You Will Rule the World
02 : Aru Shitsuji no Nichijo [The Daily Routine of a Certain Butler]
03 : You Will Rule the World (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Aru Shitsuji no Nichijo [The Daily Routine of a Certain Butler] (Off Vocal Version)
Finnian's Songs
01 : Kanzen Muketsu Chousetzu Gikou Niwashi [Gardener of Impeccably Transcendental Finesse]
02 : Mirai no Omoide [Memories of the Future]
03 : Kanzen Muketsu Chousetzu Gikou Niwashi [Gardener of Impeccably Transcendental Finesse] (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Mirai no Omoide [Memories of the Future] (Off Vocal Version)
Grell's Songs
01 : Shinkou [Crimson Red]
02 : Kill★ in the Heaven
03 : Shinkou [Crimson Red] (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Kill★ in the Heaven (Off Vocal Version)
William's Songs
01 : Shinigami no Kintai Kanri [Discipline of Diligence of the Grim Reapers]
02 : Kairitsu no Dorei [Slave of the Commandments]
03 : Shinigami no Kintai Kanri [Discipline of Diligence of the Grim Reapers] (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Kairitsu no Dorei [Slave of the Commandments] (Off Vocal Version)
Lau's Songs
01 : Shampoo Dream
02 : Addictive World
03 : Shampoo Dream (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Addictive World (Off Vocal Version)
Undertaker's Songs
01 : Taisou Gakyouku [Imperial Funeral Theatrical Play]
02 : Yokoso Sougiya e [Welcome to the Undertaker's]
03 : Taisou Gakyouku [Imperial Funeral Theatrical Play] (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Yokoso Sougiya e [Welcome to the Undertaker's] (Off Vocal Version)
Agni's Songs
01 : Kami no Migi de theme [Chicken Curry Hen]
02 : Futari no Harmony ~ Agni Vers. [A Duo's Harmony]
03 : Kami no Migi de theme [Chicken Curry Hen] (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Futari no Harmony ~ Agni Vers. [A Duo's Harmony] (Off Vocal Version)
Soma's Songs
01 : Ouji no Hinkou [Dignity of a Prince]
02 : Futari no Harmony [A Duo’s Harmony] ~ Soma Vers.
03 : Ouji no Hinkou [Dignity of a Prince] (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Futari no Harmony [A Duo’s Harmony] ~ Soma Vers. (Off Vocal Version)
Viscount's Songs <- Still shocked he got songs over Alois btw
01 : Haitoku Wonderland [Virtue Wonderland]
02 : Jinsei ni wa Ai to Kanade to, Koukai to [Life is about Love, and Music, and also Voyaging]
03 : Haitoku Wonderland [Virtue Wonderland] (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Jinsei ni wa Ai to Kanade to, Koukai to [Life is about Love, and Music, and also Voyaging] (Off Vocal Version)
Ronald's Songs
01 : LIBERTY★PARTY
02 : Kudokimonku Ja Nakute [It's Not a Pick-up Line]
03 : LIBERTY★PARTY (Off Vocal Version)
04 : Kudokimonku Ja Nakute [It's Not a Pick-up Line] (Off Vocal Version)
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