If someone were to, say, come into my house and try to take my property... Yeah, that wouldn't work out very good for them.

ORANGE CASSIDY: FIGHTING CHAMPION

Eddie STAHP 😭😅💀

Eddie right now:

Can we talk about how he hasn't changed since last Wednesday because all he can think about is getting his hands on Mox

why yes i am watching dynamite tonight why you do ask

Ortiz's beautiful hair 😭😭😭

Why y'all letting Jericho keep that mess upon his head 😡 Shawty got done wrong

Man wrestling is wildin' this week

And that's moreso than the usual wildin'.

After the first half disappointing me to heck with Rey Mysterio being squashed by Veer, the Raw main event being a 'pose off' and Jeff getting the DUI, shit decided to ultimately hit the fan.

Sasha is allegedly about to be released from WWE, for wanting her championship reign to mean something. If she is released I think she should probably go to Stardom, it'd be amazing if she went to AEW but I don't think it's the right fit for her right now, at Stardom she'll be among the best women's wrestlers in the world, might just be in time for that NJPW x Stardom crossover event too.

Then Vince and Johnny Ace are being accused of practically running a sex ring under the guise of employment using NDAs and hush money to keep it under the table (no innuendo intended), which is very 'their decade' of doing things that it's both shocking and yet so unsurprising. He's also being sued over XFL funds, so we may reach a point where WWE will end up being completely McMahon-less. If Nick Khan becomes de facto head of WWE I think we may be looking at dark times for the E, or at least see them get sold to the Disney Infinity Gauntlet.

And to top the middle of Thursday off, AEW had a fucking banger of a Dynamite/Road Rager; great matches, heels getting booed, faces getting cheered, forbidden door stuff cranked to 11! We're getting a women's match at Forbidden Door too which is a huge win considering how NJPW are, Dax and Ospreay put on a classic, as did Bucks and JE, and to top it all off we have a stacked Rampage which includes Jade vs Willow.

The week isn't over and all but, wrestling is indeed wildin' this week.

Ok I love this promo for Wardlow vs 20 security guards, the music and the tone and the words were so fucking 2 am lawyer tv commercial it was great

Dax is quickly becoming my favourite singles wrestler of the year alongside my favourite tag team.

Vs Chilly Will Ospreay? Lads get the fuckin’ star ratings at a ready.

"We won! Hookhausen won! Not just Danhausen. Just us! We came, we decimated, we eviscerated, we annihilated. Just like Danhausen said. I cursed them and it seems to work, so that's good. And Hook suplexed them. And then we watched, we absorbed the powers of the crowd, took our money bags, and left."

Freaking finally.

LETS GO ORTIZ!!!!

Do not let Jericho fucking win and Eddie cheering him on at ringside yes where Santana though?

Guess who’s live-blogging from a hotel room tonight???

aight queue is filled so it should last while im not available at all times so yall can imagine im still giving you content while suffering from jetlag and no wifi outside the hotel lol

as a side note, all jersey stuff for the next about six days until im back home will be tagged with the usual personal tag as well as with "salty nights in jersey" in case you wanna blacklist that (or you specifically want to follow how this goes lmao)

i think thats everything relevant to here now, im gonna finish packing and probably drop my ass to bed, i need to be up before five tomorrow lmao