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A Day in the Department of Fuckery

Warnings: Occasional curse word and tons of crack.

Written by Admin Karebear

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It was a peaceful morning within the palace of the heavens. Although powerful beings such as gods did not need sleep, many retired to their private rooms when the sun set and spent quiet time with their families or lovers. The sun was half-way above the horizon now, painting the endless sky a shade of beautiful orange. Most of the gods who lived in the palace had yet to leave their rooms and begin work, but unfortunately, duty called for some at this hour.

“Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?” Teresa complained, dragging her feet down the empty hallway.

“Zyglavis.” Kare replied, turning her head left so she could look at her companion. “Apparently he requested to have the meeting at this time.”

“Who the heck approved it?”

“The king.”

Teresa groaned. “Of course he did. Probably wants to see me suffer.”

Kare smirked. “Well, our job is to amuse him.”

Teresa, the Goddess of Equality, had long black hair, dark eyes and wore eyeglasses for style. She served as the minister for the Department of Fuckery. Kare, the Goddess of Peace, also wore a pair of glasses in front of her brown eyes, though her hair was berry purple and stopped on top of her shoulders. Kare was chosen as the vice-minister for the new department.

The Department of Fuckery was created not long ago by the King of the Heavens. His Highness felt that the palace had grown too dull and was growing quite bored of his old tricks. So, by creating a new department with some of the most chaotic goddesses in the heavens, the king had found a new way to toy with the gods in Wishes and Punishments.

Reaching the large door at the end of the hall, the goddesses went in. On the other side was a grand room held for meetings between all three departments. As expected, the minister and vice-minister of Punishments were already inside.

“Good morning gentlemen.” Kare greeted the men upon entry.

“Good morning.” Zyglavis replied.

Instead of using words, Scorpio replied with a nod, not thrilled about the early hour either. The women took their seats on their side of the circular table, Teresa’s eyes fixing into a glare pointed at Zyglavis. The ambiance of the room turned from quiet to awkward in a matter of minutes.

Finally, Zyglavis let out a sigh. “Lady Teresa, is there something you would like to say?”

If it were possible, Teresa’s glare grew colder. “Yeah. What’s the deal with holding the meeting at this ungodly hour?”

“Punishments has a large task to complete later today. This time was best for us.”

“Oh, so we’re working around your schedule-”

“Teresa.” Kare cut in, giving the Fuckery Minister a look.

Teresa huffed and crossed her arms, slouching back into her chair. Kare wasn’t usually this uptight, but when it came to work that woman didn’t didn’t make a habit of messing around.

The door opened once again, revealing the missing Minister and Vice-Minister of Wishes. Leon, unsurprisingly, looked annoyed while Karno wore a friendly, relaxed expression.

“You’re late.” Zyglavis snapped, his tone sharp and unforgiving.

“Yes, we’re sorry.” Karno apologized, taking a seat. “There were some... distractions this morning.”

Scorpio scoffed. “Figures.”

The corner of Leon’s mouth curled up. “Spent the night alone again, did you?”

Scorpio clicked his tongue and narrowed his eyes. “Better then whatever disgusting woman you allowed into your bed.”

Kare bit her bottom lip and quickly clasped a hand over her mouth to hide her smile, trying to withhold the giggles bubbling in her chest. Teresa, on the other hand, burst into a fit of laughter, not caring when Leon’s glare shifted to her.

Zyglavis, who’s eyebrows furrowed another inch, cleared his throat. “It’s time to get started. Punishments doesn’t have the luxury of time the four of you do.”

“You wouldn’t be so behind if you got your problem children under control.” Leon said, a confident smirk tugging at his lips. “Perhaps you should transfer them to Fuckery. Seems like they’ll get more work done over there.”

Teresa wasn’t laughing anymore. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Ichthys would fit in, honestly...” Kare muttered.

The Fuckery Minister turned to her Vice-Minister. “Ok, he would, but that’s not the point.”

Karno, seeing that the meeting was going no where, decided to take things into his own hands. “I see that everyone has a lot of energy this morning. We should be able to get through this rather quickly if we begin now.”

Kare nodded in agreement. “Every Department has a problem child and we shouldn’t leave them unattended for too long.”

‘Our entire department is nothing but problem children.’ Teresa thought.

“Fine. We’ll start.” Leon said, sliding a paper across the table in Teresa’s direction. “What the hell is this foreign language?”

“I was going to ask about that, too.” Zyglavis added. “It’s incomprehensible.”

Teresa lifted a brow and picked up the paper, reading the first few lines. “Dammit, Cupid.”

Kare glanced over. “Don’t tell me she-”

“Wrote in human slang again? Why yes, yes she did.”

“Oh boy.”

Teresa cleared her throat and began reading out loud. “This week, I would like to report that there had been an increased number of thots roaming the palace. I have reason to believe these thots were given an invitation to enter by either Leon, Teorus or Tauxolouve from the Department of Wishes, though there is also a possibility that Partheno from Punishments is involved. I can’t help but LOL at how shook some of these thots looked; can’t determine if they’ve been ghosted yet or not. These thots were trying to flex, but I threw hands with those extra goddesses. In the end, I got them to spill some tea, hit them with a ‘Bye, Felicia’, then yeeted their salty asses out the door. It was lit and I wish someone was there to see me snatch their weaves. I can’t help but ROFL at how highkey desperate these thots are to sleep with any of the gods listed above. Now I’m hangry.”

Now finished reading, Teresa looked up at the others. Everyone seated at the table, except for Kare, clearly were unable to process anything that had been said.

Kare broke the silence. “Basically, we’ve noticed a lot of goddess wandering the halls and have had to escort them out. Make sure your guys clean up after themselves.”

Scorpio clicked his tongue, eyes narrowing in rage. “That miget wrote all that garbage for a simple explanation like that?!”

“You say garbage, I say work or art.” Teresa said, folding the report. “Anything else we can translate for you?”

Karno nodded and placed a smaller paper in Kare’s hand. “This was attached to the front of the report.”

Kare read the note first in her head, then out loud. “Tell Aigo to report to my office for a pegging.” Her brows furrowred and she turned to her superior. “What’s pegging?”

Teresa shrugged. “First I’m hearing of it. She must have learned a new word. Did Aigo go see her?”

“Yeah. The way he jumped out of bed and ran, he must know what that term means.” Leon said.

Zyglavis, who usually had a face of stone, was looking away from everyone in attempt to hide his reddened cheeks. This failed, though, as Scorpio noticed right away.

“What the hell’s wrong with you?” Scorpio asked.

Zyglavis cleared his throat. “Nothing. I don’t see why we are wasting time translating this nonsense.”

Leon smirked. “Oh-ho, so Minister Ponytail does know what ‘pegging’ means.”

“If I did, I would have said so, rabid lion.”

The meeting continued. Gods had a very different sense of time then humans did, but even for the goddesses in Fuckery, time moved painfully slow. When it was finally over, Teresa and Kare returned to their department. Inside were more members of the Department of Fuckery, who had finally left their chambers. Moli, the Goddess of Domination and Maisey, the Goddess of Submission, were having a casual conversation on large couch. Curled up on a single chair was Kay, the Goddess of Innocence.

Moli was twirling a lock of long, red hair around her finger. Her green eyes were focused on Maisey, listening earnestly to her friend. Maisey had long hair that started brown, then faded into a deep shade of green that matched her eyes. Kay’s blue eyes were cast down to the book in her lap. Her hair was also red, but cut to her shoulders. All three were dressed in the Fuckery uniform, which resembled those belonging to Wishes and Punishments, just more of a femanine style. Each goddess in the department wore a velvet-red arm band.

“Thank god that’s over!” Teresa exclaimed, disrupting the quiet atmosphere. “Cupid, you coward! Where are you?”

“She’s in her office.” Moli said, pointing towards the back of the department.

Teresa huffed and stormed towards the office. Kare, choosing to stay behind, took a seat on the couch as well, near Kay’s chair.

“How was the meeting?” Kay asked.

“Chaotic, as always.” Kare replied, nodding towards the book in the red-head’s lap. “Whatcha’ reading?”

“A book from Earth. It’s called 50 Shades of Grey.”

“Sounds interesting. What’s it about?”

Kay’s cheeks turned pink as she shook her head. “You don’t wanna know.”

Kare was confused by the statement, but chose to let it go.

Moli reached over and tapped the vice-minister’s shoulder. “How was Zyg?”

The purple-haired goddess shrugged. “He didn’t seem any different then usual. Although, I’m a little worried he may be over-working himself...”

Maisey raised a brow. “What makes you say that?”

“His face flushed red in the middle of the meeting. If gods were capable of getting sick I would assume it was an illness, but he seemed, I don’t know, embarrassed?”

“Zyg? Embarrassed?” Kay asked, not believing her ears. “Impossible. Over what?”

“Cupid wrote something about ‘pegging’ in one of her notes and no one could figure out what it meant.”

Moli, who looked concerned a minute ago, was now smiling. She almost looked proud.

“Oh, I see.” Moli said, picking up her glass from the coffee table and taking a sip.

Moli and Maisey exchanged a look. Only they knew the reason behind Zyglavis’ embarrassment and who was the cause of it. Kare was about to ask, but Kay quickly shook her head as of saying ‘don’t’. So, once again, Kare was left in the dark.

Maisey downed the rest of her glass. “I gotta ask Hue for more wine. This is good shit.”

“I can’t believe how high your alcohol tolerance is.” Kay said. “Or that your drinking this early in the morning.”

Maisey shrugged. “Gotta get fucked up to fuck things up, right?”

“Preach!” Moli exclaimed, raising her glass in a toast before chugging the rest of it. “Hey, Kare, you want some?”

Kare thought about it. “I really shouldn- ah, screw it. Why not?”

“What about you, Kay?” Maisey asked.

Kay smiled but politely declined.

Teresa lifted her hand to knock on the door, but decided against and threw it open instead.

“Cupid, what the hell is this?” Teresa asked the department’s secretary, waving the report from earlier in her hand.

Cupid, who had been calmly writing at her desk, paused to look at the Minister. Cupid, the Goddess of Infatuation, was small but mighty. She had short brown hair and brown eyes that matched. Also in the room was Ruby. Ruby, the Goddess of Dreams, was the youngest in the department and acted as Fuckery’s messenger while training beneath the others. She had dark, medium length hair and gentle brown eyes.

“Ew, it��s you.” Cupid huffed. “That’s the report, you hooligan. Maybe if you stopped putting sugar on your lettuce you’d have figured that out.”

“Sugar on my- At least I don’t go after basic human white boys!” Teresa snapped back. “I knew what this was. Why all the slang? The gods couldn’t make any sense of it.”

“I was doing my job and made the meeting more entertaining.” Cupid smirked. “How ridiculous were their faces?”

Teresa laughed. “I’ve never seen Zyg look more confused in my life. Scorpio was kinda pissed, Leon was flat out confused and Karno was just like ‘oh, ok’. It was priceless.”

“Um, no one is going to get in trouble, right?” Ruby asked nervously. “Those meetings seem important, so...”

Teresa shook her head. “They’re important, yeah, but we’re the department of Fuckery; we’re supposed to mess a around. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be on the receiving end of the king’s boredom. That’s what Leon is for.”

“Ruby helped me with slang research.” Cupid said, patting the younger goddess’ head. “Good work.”

Ruby blushed. “T-Thank you.”

Teresa flashed Ruby a smile before turning back to Cupid. “By the way, what does ‘pegging’ mean? Leon and Karno want to know.”

Cupid laughed. “You don’t wanna know. Trust me. It will ruin you forever.”

“Nothing can ruin me more then the lot of you have.”

“Okay, you asked for it.” Cupid looked at Ruby. “Cover your ears for a minute.”

Ruby was confused, but did as told. Cupid approached Teresa and explained it to her quietly. When she finished, Teresa was frozen in place trying to process what she had just heard. Part of her wasn’t surprised, but at the same time, she was.

Teresa groaned. “Great. Now I have an image of you and Aigo-”

A voice suddenly shouted across the department. “Ladies! We have a problem!”

Teresa, Cupid and Ruby exchanged looks before racing into the main room where the others were. Kare, Moli, Maisey and Kay were still present, but one more goddess now stood amongst them. Bonnibell, the Goddess of Chaos, had a darker complexion then the others and was equally as beautiful with her curly dark hair and powerful eyes. In this moment, her eyes had a fire blazing behind them.

“B? What’s wrong?” Teresa asked.

“I caught a rat trying to sneak in here.” Bonnibell explained.

Ruby flinched. “A-A rat?”

“Poor thing must have lost it’s way.” Kay said. “We should release him outside.”

“Oh, it’s not that kind of rat.”

Bonnibell turned and headed out the door. The other goddesses were confused, but rushed after her, curious to see what their friend had caught.

Out in the hall, the goddesses found someone sitting on the floor, wrists and feet tied together. The god was wearing white clothing, had blonde hair and gold eyes. Everyone recognized him instantly.

“Teorus!” Kare exclaimed, eyes narrowing as her hands placed themselves on her hips. “What the hell are you doing here?”

Teorus laughed nervously. “I heard Fuckery was having some trouble with my goddesses, so I thought I would come guard the hallway. Can’t have anyone getting hurt, right?”

“Oh, so you’re the one who’s been letting all those thots in?” Cupid realized, crossing her arms.

“I don’t know what that means, but it sounds mean.” Teorus snapped his fingers to free himself from the bonds and stood up. “If you ladies are thaaaat jealous, my door is always open. I’ll accept you all.”

None of the goddess laughed. In fact, they were all harshly glaring at him. Teorus seemed to realize what grave he had just dug for himself and took off down the hall.

“After him!” Teresa commanded.

The goddesses of Fuckery gave chase, racing through the palace after the blonde god. Teorus could hear his heart pounding in his ears. He was so focused on the women hunting him that he didn’t think to slow down before racing around the corner. As a result, he ran face first into someone. The impact sent Teorus falling onto his ass.

“Ow!” Teorus hissed.

Krioff glared down at him. “What did you do that for?”

“Ah! Krioff!” Teorus exclaimed, still on the floor. “You gotta help me! The girls in Fuckery are reaaally mad at me!”

Krioff looked past Teorus to the mob of enraged goddesses standing before him. “I can see that.”

Knowing better then to get involved, Krioff turned his back and started walking in the other direction.

Teorus’ heart sank. “You’re not gonna help me?!”

“No. See ya.” Krioff replied, not looking back.

The goddesses pounced. Moli and Maisey each took a leg and started dragging Teorus across the floor, heading back to the department. The others followed, ignoring Teorus’ pleas for mercy and forgiveness. The goddesses hauled him into Fuckery and closed the door. Teorus’ screams could no longer be heard echoing in the halls.

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Minister Teresa: @teresa-yukibito

Vice-Ministed Karebear: @karebearotome

Cupid: @incurablecupidity

Moli: @john-bull-leun

Maisey: @voltage-supernatural-art

Kay: @jer-ich0

Bonnibell: @bonnisimpparker

Ruby: @currentlysleepy

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scmsdivinecultists · 3 years

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POV: You’re Teorus

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If My Parents Were Gods... (Part 2)

Yeah we’re gonna keep this shit going.

Written by Admin Karebear

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Kerry’s squeals echoed across Krioff’s room as the toddler, for the millionth time, got into something she wasn’t supposed to.

“Damn it, kid, get back here.” Krioff scowled, making a move to grab the toddler.

Thinking it was a game, Kerry squealed again and ran awkwardly away from him. Unable to take anymore, Krioff groaned and snapped his fingers. At his snap, Kerry slowly lifted from the ground and moved through the air until she landed in the god’s arms. She was splattered with ink from the feather she stole off his desk.

“Look at the mess you made.” Krioff said, carefully taking the feather from her fingers.

He set the feather down and snapped again, this time cleaning her instantly and replacing her clothes.

“Dadda!” Kerry exclaimed, tapping the god’s arm. “Play!”

“I don’t have time to play with you, kid. I gotta work.” Krioff replied, though the toddler understood none of it.

“Play!”

Krioff sighed and adjusted her so she was on his hip. “That’s it. You’re going to Karno.”

Swinging his door open, Krioff made haste to the Department of Wishes. It didn’t take him long to find Karno; he was in the hallway discussing something with a lower ranking god who worked in the palace.

Karno, upon noticing his parenting partner, halted the conversation. “Krioff? What is it?”

“You gotta take her.” The silver haired god demanded. “I can’t get anything done.”

“Now’s not the best time for me to have her...” Karno admitted, averting his eyes. “Leo and I have a meeting with Zyglavis and Scorpio, and with Christmas coming up our work has doubled. Can you ask your parents to take her for a while?”

“Are you outta your mind?” Krioff asked, silver eyes narrowing. “I’m not leaving her unsupervised with my father.”

“Melunia is doing better now, isn’t she? I’m sure she’d love to have a visit with her granddaughter.”

On one hand, Karno was right; it was highly unlikely that Aiess would attempt anything in his sickly wife’s presence. However, Krioff knew his father better then Karno-better then anyone in Wishes and Punishments did.

“I’ll bring her for a visit another day.” Krioff said, his tone making it clear that he wasn’t going to argue this further. “But I’m not leaving her there on her own.”

Karno sighed and, seeing no other way to get around this, agreed. “Alright. Give her to me.”

Kerry reached her little arms out for Karno as she transferred arms. “Dadda!”

Karno chuckled and kissed her cheek. “Hi, sweet pea.”

Now knowing that the toddler was with someone trustworthy, Krioff left to continue his work. It was almost time for the meeting, so Karno turned and walked further down the hall with Kerry balanced in his right arm.

“Were you causing trouble for your other dad?” Karno asked, his tone light and playful as he addressed his daughter.

“Play!” Kerry exclaimed loudly, her high-pitched voice echoing off the palace walls.

Karno flinched at her volume and lifted his left hand to tuck a lock of short, berry purple hair behind her ear. “Inside voice, Kerry.”

The toddler placed her index finger against her lips. “Shhh.”

The god chuckled. “That’s right. Shhh.”

It wasn’t long before Karno made it to the parlor where the meeting would take place. The other three gods were already inside. Scorpio looked angry, Zyglavis’ had the expression of an unamused man, and Leon was lounging on the couch with a smug face. It was obvious that they had been bickering.

“I apologize for the delay.” Karno said as he entered the room.

Leon looked at his vice minister, his smug expression turning into a scowl when he noticed the child. “No.”

Scorpio clicked his tongue. “You brought that brat to a meeting?!”

Kerry looked at Scorpio and placed a finger to her lips. “Shhh!”

“Excuse me?!”

Leon smirked. “Oh-ho. Perhaps the brat should stick around after all.”

“She’s just trying to tell you to use your inside voice, Scorpio.” Karno said, trying to defuse the situation. He readjusted his hold on the toddler. “She was with Krioff, but he needed me to take her for a bit.”

“I understand that you are her other parent, but this is hardly professional.” Zyglavis spoke up. “Can’t you leave her in the hands of another Wishes god?”

“Wishes has enough work to do as it is.” Leon shut that idea down. “Seems like Punishments has too much time on their hands. If your problem child can run around pulling pranks, surely he can entertain a kid.”

“Isn’t babysitting what grandparents are for?” Scorpio asked, completely ignoring Leon’s comment.

Karno sighed. “Krioff doesn’t trust his father with her.”

“I understand that the relationship between Krioff and his father is a difficult one, however, for the sake of the child it would be wise not to let their personal matters affect her.” Zyglavis said.

Knowing he was right, Karno sighed again. “Alright. I’ll go drop her off.”

“Do be quick. We have a meeting to get underway.”

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“I apologize for such short notice.” Karno said, avoiding the goddess’ eyes in guilt.

Melunia smiled and waved her hand. “There’s no need for an apology, Karno. I’m always happy to have my granddaughter over. It’s a shame that Krioff is so busy; it would have been nice to see him, if only for a few minutes.”

Karno didn’t have the heart to tell Melunia the real reason Krioff wasn’t here was because of his father. Krioff wasn’t aware that Karno was doing this, so the god of cancer could only hope he could be able to pick the toddler up before his co-parent finished with work.

Kerry reached out for Melunia and Karno handed her over. “I should make my way back to the Department now. If she becomes too much to handle, please send word and I’ll come back to get her.”

“I appreciate it, but I’ve got the experience. We’ll be just fine.” Melunia said, turning her eyes to the toddler. “Say goodbye, Kerry.”

Kerry waved her little hand. “Bye-bye!”

When Karno was out of sight, Melunia closed the door to the mansion she shared with her husband. Bouncing and cooing the toddler as she walked, Melunia carried Kerry all the way to the common room, where her husband of many years was re-reading old scripture.

“Aiess, dear, our granddaughter has come for a visit.” Melunia said, her voice light and cheerful.

Aiess looked up, silver eyes settling on the tiny being. “Krioff was here?”

The woman shook her head. “No, it was Karno. Our son hasn’t been able to get away from work.”

The man hummed and turned back to the book. “I understand that Krioff is taking part in raising her, but she isn’t truly our granddaughter, dear. She shares no blood relation.”

“Oh come, Aiess.” Melunia said, tickling the little girl’s belly to make her laugh. “By blood or not, Krioff accepts her as his own.”

Aiess could hardly agree. Although he and his son weren’t on the best of terms, he had enough ears in the palace to know that it was the King of the Heavens that bestowed the child upon his son, and without his permission for that matter. This child was simply a task set forth from the King and nothing more. He couldn’t bring myself to voice those thoughts out loud, not when his wife, who had been so sickly until recently, was finally back to her healthy state.

In fact, her health started to return when Krioff brought news of the child. Now, it seemed as if Melunia lived for the little girl. Realizing this, the corner of Aiess’ curled up into a grin.

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Finally finished with work, Krioff walked the halls of the Department of Wishes in search of Karno. He felt a little bad for pushing Kerry onto him with no warning, but Zyglavis would have his head if work wasn’t finished on time. The minister of Puishments has been in an even stricter mood since the first day of the month.

Hearing voices, Krioff entered the parlor. Inside were Leon, Karno, Zyglavis and Scorpio, who were still going back and forth over the subject of their meeting. Not wanting to interrupt, Krioff scanned the room for Kerry. When he couldn’t spot her, he spoke up.

“Where’s the kid?” He asked, his voice halting the conversation.

Karno’s face paled. “Krioff, you’re finished already?”

Thanks to Leon and Zyglavis’ bickering, the meeting had run on much longer then expected.

Scorpio crossed his arms and mumbled to himself. “This should be good.”

“Yeah, Dui helped me get through it faster.” Krioff replied. “I can take her back. Where’s she at?”

Karno quickly stood from his seat. “I’ll go get her.”

Before he could walk away, Leon grabbed his Vice Minister’s arm and yanked him back onto the couch. “She’s with your parents.”

Dead silence.

“What?!” Krioff shouted, eyes narrowing as the room grew hotter.

“Krioff, calm yourself!” Zyglavis warned in a stern voice.

Krioff wasn’t listening. “Why is she there? I told you not to leave her with him unattended!”

“You’re mother’s there, Krioff. She won’t let anything bad happen to Kerry.” Karno said, averting his eyes. “I tried to keep her here, I really did.”

“Work is work, not playtime.” Scorpio stepped in. “You should know how hard it is to get things done while keeping an eye on a kid.”

The god of aries knew the Vice Minister of Punishments was right, but it didn’t make him feel any better. Forcing himself to calm down enough to avoid setting the room on fire, he snapped his fingers and transported instantly to his parents house.

Without bothering to knock, Krioff pushed the large door open and let himself in. His father stood in the hall, almost like he was waiting for him.

“Where’s the kid?” Krioff asked, his voice cold.

“With Melunia.” Aiess replied. “She’s fine.”

“She’s fine with Mom. With you...”

Aiess smirked. “I’m insulted you think I would stoop so low as to even look at an infant the wrong way.” His smile dropped and his eyes became cold enough to match his son’s. “Your mother’s enjoying time with Kerry right now. Must you take her away over our pointless feud?”

“I’ll bring her back for a visit soon, when I can be here to supervise.” Krioff replied.

Aiess chuckled. “I can see the girl’s grown on you. Honestly, Krioff, do you really think you and that Wishes god can give her a stable home?” Getting no answer, he continued. “Bouncing from one department to the next, constantly surrounded by noisy gods and the bustle of the palace... don’t you think she would be better off here?”

“What are you getting at?” Krioff asked, though he already knew the answer.

“Let your mother and I raise her. Having a mother and father under one roof is far more stable for a child then any life you and Karno could give her. You don’t even talk like she’s your child.”

“The king told Karno and I to raise her. Giving her to you isn’t an option.”

Aiess chuckled, placing a hand on his hip. “That’s right. She is an assignment for you.”

A high-pitched voice echoed through the hall. “Dadda!”

Krioff looked down as Kerry suddenly tackled his leg in a hug. She was covered in dirt, but other then that she was in one piece. Krioff reached down and picked Kerry up, who hugged him around the neck when she was at his level.

“What the heck happened to you, baby girl?” Krioff asked, patting the girl’s back as she hugged him.

Melunia appeared just then. “She was playing in the flower beds outside.” The woman smiled brightly. “I promise you that nothing poked her. Are you taking her home now?”

“Yeah. I’m done with work for the day.”

“Come back for a visit soon. It’s been a while since we’ve last gotten to see either of you. Please, bring Karno too.”

“I’ll ask him about it.” Krioff turned his eyes to his father. “The King may have assigned Kerry to me, but I’ll be a better father to my daughter then you ever were to your son.”

Aiess chuckled. “Prove me wrong, then.”

Re-adjusting his hold on the toddler, Krioff turned and left his parents house.

“Dadda! Play!” Kerry exclaimed.

The god smiled. “Sure, kid. We’ll play when we get home.”

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scmsdivinecultists · 4 years

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Sup Hue

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scmsdivinecultists · 4 years

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F*ck Teorus. That is all.

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scmsdivinecultists · 3 years

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If My Parents Were Gods...(Part 1)

It’s been decided by my lovely discord companions that I am the love child of Karno and Krioff. That lead to this...

Written by Admin Karebear

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It was common for the King of the Heavens to hold audiences. He mostly met with gods who worked in the palence to settle certain matters concerning the heavens and Earth. It was common for His Higness to meet with Minister Leon and Vice Minister Karno of the Department of Wishes, or Minister Zyglavis and Vice Minister Scorpio of the Department of Punishments. The topics of these meetings were easy to predict, and typically ended with Leon, Zyglavis and Scorpio at each other’s throats.

However, today was different. It came as a big surprise to both departments when Karno, ruler of Cancer and Krioff, ruler of Aries were called for an audience with the King alone.

The two gods walked side by side into the throne room and bowed before the elegant man seated in the luxurious chair.

“Raise your heads.” The King said, and they both obeyed.

“You called for us, Your Highness?” Karno asked in a polite tone.

“I did.”

Silence.

Krioff, uncomfortable in the silence, shifted his weight. “You gonna tell us why?”

The King, amused by Krioff’s bluntness, smiles. “Indeed. I have something urgent that needs to be taken care of; something that I’d like to leave in both your hands.”

“Forgive the interruption, Your Highness, but is there a reason why Leon and Zyglavis aren’t involved in this?” Karno asked.

A mischievous look appeared on the King’s face, though only for a moment. “As powerful and well respected Leon and Zyglavis are, I don’t feel they are well suited for this job. After assessing everyone, I thought best to leave this in both your care.”

The grand door to the throne room opened on its own. A lower ranking goddess walked into the room, struggling to soothe the bundle in her arms. Whatever was wrapped up in the light pink blanket, it was wailing loud enough to make the gods’ ears burst. The goddess, clearly frustrated, all but shoved the bundle into Karno’s arms.

Karno looked down, brown eyes growing wide. “An infant?”

Krioff, who was just as shocked as Karno, suddenly turned a harsh glare on the king. “You don’t mean...”

The King of the Heavens smiled innocently. “You have my congratulations, for you are now both parents.”

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It had been an hour since their audience with the King. Karno and Krioff took the child to the palace’s common room, where they both struggled to quiet her cries.

Krioff was growing more and more agitated with each cry. “Is it ever gonna stop?”

Karno, who was seated on the couch with the baby in his arms, responded without taking his eyes off her. “She must be crying because she wants something, but I can’t figure out what. She’s not human so she doesn’t need food.”

“Or sleep.” Krioff added, crossing his arms and leaning his back against the wall. “Can’t we just give it back to its mother?”

“I’m afraid that’s not possible.” A voice cut in.

Turning their heads, Karno and Krioff spotted Zyglavis walking through the door with Scorpio in tow.

“The kid’s mother is dead.” Scorpio revealed in a hard tone.

“Then, where’s the father?” Krioff asked.

“He’s dead, too.”

“They died in that attack from the dark gods.” Zyglavis explained. “Why His Highness insisted on the two of you raising her, I haven’t the slightest clue...”

Just then, Leon entered the room. Upon hearing the intense cries, his mood turned sour and the look in his eyes hardened. “That’s annoying.”

“Hey now, it’s not her fault.” Karno said. “Poor girl just had her life stripped away. If that attack was bad enough to finish off both her parents, it’s a miracle she’s here at all.”

“Do you seriously intend to raise it?” Leon asked.

Before Karno could answer, Punishment’s problem child joined the party. “Wow Scorpio! I didn’t think my prank upset you that- Is that a baby?”

Ichthys, who had just been smiling ear to ear, went wide eyed when he spotted the bundle in Karno’s arms.

“You moron!” Scorpio shouted. “Do you really think-”

The shouting made the baby cry louder. Both Krioff and Leon flinched and covered their ears while Zyglavis simply closed his eyes and sighed. Karno, desperate to calm the infant down, softly shushed her while gently bouncing her in his arms.

“Hey... what’s with all the noise?” Aigonorus asked, rubbing his tired eyes as he entered. “I can’t sleep...”

The remaining gods of the zodiac followed Aigonorus, all drawn in by the ear-splitting cries.

“Woah. Where did the baby come from?” Dui asked.

“Is it Partheno’s?” Teorus asked.

Partheno shook his head. “Definitely not mine. I’d remember making it.”

“It’s too difficult to focus.” Huedhaut complained.

“I accidentally knocked some paint over because I got so distracted...” Tauxolouve chimed in.

“Enough.” Zyglavis’ strict tone made everyone, except for the baby, stop. “This is Karno and Krioff’s problem. I suggest we leave them to handle it.”

“Wait, what?” Ichthys was flabbergasted. “Karno and Krioff are the parents?”

“No.” Krioff snapped.

“Adoptive parents.” Karno corrected, ignoring the silver-haired god’s refusal. He smiled. “I’ll admit, I didn’t think I’d become a father so quickly.”

Scorpio, now at his limit, scrunched his nose. “I can’t listen to that demonic screeching anymore. I’m leaving.”

One by one, all the gods filed out of the room until it was just Karno, Krioff and the baby once again.

Krioff groaned and moved off the wall to sit on the couch next to Karno. “Give her to me.”

Karno was sceptical but he handed the baby over. Supporting the baby with his left arm, Krioff used his right hand to trace simple, gentle patterns on the baby’s stomach. Gradually, the baby girl’s cries quieted, then eventually stopped all together.

“That’s amazing.” Karno complimented. “What made you think to try that?”

“I watched my mother do this for Helena.” Krioff’s reply was short and to the point, a sign he didn’t want to continue that conversation.

“It’s a shame you didn’t remember this earlier. We could have saved everyone a headache.”

Krioff, looking almost bashful, averted his eyes. “She’s tiny... I didn’t want to touch her.”

Karno didn’t ask why, for he already knew the answer. “She needs a name. What about Kerry?”

“Kerry...” Krioff repeated, taking a minute to think about it. “Kerry doesn’t sound so bad.”

Karno smiled. “Kerry it is, then.”

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scmsdivinecultists · 3 years

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Teorus Gets Lost✨

A crack fic by Admin Karebear🧸

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Dealing with a mark of sin that sealed his powers was hard enough. Having to find a way back to the mansion without his powers? Impossible. What was supposed to be a fun exploration trip into the city turned into an escape for his life when Ichthys took a prank a little too far, forcing Scorpio to hunt him down and drag his ass back to the mansion. Teorus, not wanting to face the wrath of Punishment’s Vice Minister, fled into the busy street and now he was lost.

The blonde could ask for directions, but that would involve Teorus knowing where the mansion was and, well, he didn’t. He had no freaking clue where the mansion was. Maybe he could find his way to the planetarium and ask the reincarnated goddess for the route back?

“Oh, wait, she’s not working today.” Teorus said out loud to himself. He sighed. “Looks like I’m on my own.”

With no other choice, Teorus picked a road and started walking. Nothing looked familiar to him, giving the god a feeling that he wasn’t going the right way, but he brushed the feeling off and continued on, denying his gut screaming that he was going to end up horribly lost.

And to his gut he should have listened, for several hours later, Teorus found himself walking along the ocean floor. He could see a town off in the distance, and in front of him stood a wooden pole with a life saver attached.

“Bikini Bottom?” Teorus read the words on the life saver out loud. He scratched his head. “I only went around the block... right?”

With a shrug, he walked towards the town. When he finally reached Bikini Bottom, Teorus realized just how... strange the people were. He wasn’t even sure if he could call the fish people ‘people’. They wore clothes, spoke English and were going about their day to day routines without even giving the god a second glance.

“Where the heck did I end up?” Teorus mumbled, picking up a newspaper from the stand to him.

He skimmed through the paper, searching for any clues on how to get back home. Unsurprisingly, he found none, but he did find an ad for a place called ‘The Krusty Krab’.

“This weekend only, all you can eat krabby patties. Five dollars per customer, with an additional fifty cents a patty.” Teorus read.

Something about that didn’t seemed shady, but Teorus shrugged it off and turned to the fish man running the cart, asking for directions to the Krusty Krab.

An hour later -he got lost twice- Teorus found himself standing outside the restaurant. He pushed the doors open and stepped inside, glancing around the dining room. He spotted various fish men, fish woman, and even fish children eating various dishes at each table. A miserable looking squid stood in a boat, tending to the line of people waiting to order food.

Teorus took another look around the dining room, this time spotting something he missed earlier. A short, yellow sponge wearing brown pants and a white hat was wiping down a table, laughing and chatting with-

“Ichthys?!” Teorus exclaimed.

The god of Pisces looked in Teorus’ direction with wide eyes. “Teo!”

Teorus ran over to his table. “What are you doing here? I thought Scorpio caught you.”

Ichthys stuck his tongue out. “He did, but I got away. Came down here to hide for a while until Scorpio calmed down.”

Just then, the sponge walked over. “Wow. Is this another god like you, Ichthys?”

“Yup!” Ichthys replied. “Spongebob, meet Teorus. Teo, this is Spongebob.”

Spongebob let out an ear-splitting laugh. “The Krusty Krab attracts all kinds of people! Mr. Krabs must be thrilled.

“Spongebob!” The squid shouted, grabbing his thumb to the window behind him. “Get back there and start cooking!”

“Ah! Right away, Squidward!”

Spongebob dashed off into the back room.

Teorus slid into the seat beside Ichthys. He noticed something in his friends hands. “What’s that?”

“Oh, this? It’s a krabby patty.” Ichthys replied. “It’s Spongebob’s specialty; I’ve had, like, three since I got here.”

“It must be good if you’re eating something other then Taiyaki. I’d like to try one.”

Right after he said this, Spongebob dashed out of the back room. “Order up!”

The sponge raced over to the table, presented a Krabby Patty to Teorus, then retreated back to his grill. Teorus picked up the krabby patty and took a bite. All at once, his stress vanished, the world grew more beautiful and his taste buds danced across his tongue.

“Wow!” Teorus exclaimed, she’s sparkling as he stared at the krabby patty. “This is amazing!”

Sharing a glance, Ichthys and Teorus proceed to order as many krabby patties as they could fit. Being gods with bottomless stomachs, it took a while before they finally had enough.

“Oh man, we should bring some back for the others.” Ichthys suggested. “I bet Zyglavis’ frown lines would disappear after just one of these.”

The miserable squid, Squidward as he was called, walked up to the gods’ table with a long, long bill in hand.

“We’re closed.” Squidward stated in a voice that expressed just how much he didn’t care. “Pay up and get out.”

“Pay?” Teorus asked. “But, we don’t have any money.”

A door suddenly slammed open. “NO MONEY?!”

A giant red crab, seething with rage, flung himself towards the two gods. Startled, Ichthys an Teorus screamed and jumped into each other’s arms, falling to the floor in a tangled mess.

“What do you mean ‘you don’t have money’?!” Steam was coming out of the krab’s ears.

Teorus swallowed the lump in his throat. “Well, you see, gods don’t use currency, so-”

He halted mid-explanation when a shadow fell over the huddled gods. Slowly, Teorus and Ichthys both looked up, breaking into a cold sweat when the realized Zyglavis was glaring down at them.

Ichthys laughed and scratched his head. “So... you’re here to save us, right?”

Without a word, Zyglavis grabbed Teorus and Ichthys by the collars of their uniforms and dragged them out of the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs running and screaming behind them.

#scm #star crossed myth #admin Karebear #scm teorus #scm ichthys #SCM crack

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scmsdivinecultists · 4 years

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Meet the Admins + Rules!

There’s approximately 6 people running this account and we are all a Mess™

Get to know us, u SCM Thotties

Rule for requests: Every admin has different rules (accessible in this post), but we’d appreciate that ALL requests must be addressed to a certain admin. Any requests that have no specific admin in mind will be promptly asked to pick an admin to answer their request.

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Tumblr: @teresa-yukibito

Pronouns: She/Her

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Favourite god: I’m the softest thot for Dui <3 Talk to me any time abt him and I will have a lot to say

Personal thoughts on SCM: This was my first otome game & the app was beautiful, it holds a dear place in my heart. That being said, the game itself has a very interesting storyline and concept, I just wish that there weren’t any comments about weight, a gay route, more interactions between the gods, or just more CGs without MC (now see I could make a pros and cons list abt SCM). Kinda offended that it ended on such a rushed note? For a finale of SCM, Voltage sure didn’t do it justice. In S2, there was no magic in the SCM universe anymore, just words on a screen. In this house we dont acknowledge S2. Let’s agree that SCM ended at Musings On Love (or Sequel Epilogue for our poor Prologue 2 gods) & all was good and well.

Other Interests/Hobbies: I draw stuff sometimes

What I might put on this blog: I’m a big crackhead so ofc I’m putting in memes and textpost edits for the gods. I also accept headcanons/imagines for our fellow gods! You want crack? I got u. You want cute shit? I got you.

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Name: Karebear

Pronouns: She/Her

Tumblr: @karebearotome (for all my other otome game shenanigans)

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio (sun), Virgo (both moon and rising)

My Tag: #admin karebear (<--- use that if you want your ask/request to go to me!)

Favourite gods: Ichthys and Krioff <3

Personal thoughts on SCM: Star-Crossed Myth is the very first otome game I ever played! I personally prefer the Department of Punishments over the Department of Wishes, but nevertheless I look forward to playing everyone’s route and experiencing the stories of all the gods.

Other Interests/Hobbies: Writing, horseback riding and video games are my thing! Pokémon is my go to game and as for television shows, you can catch me watching either TMNT or Steve Wilkos (sometimes WWE too).

What I might put on this blog: On this blog I will be accepting requests for one-shots/scenerios/imagines for the SCM gods. If you want to ask a question about myself, go right ahead! I’ll answer as best I can!

Quick Note: Although I own both games on the Switch, I have not played everyone’s routes yet. I apologize in advance if you request something for a god I’m not familiar with.

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Name: Maisey

Pronouns: She/Her

Tumblr: @voltage-supernatural-art

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

My tag: #Admin Maisey (Use this if ya wanna ask me questions or maybe headcannons ?? Pre warned they’ll be shitt)

Favourite god: Huedhaut 🥺

Personal thoughts on Star Crossed Myth: Overall I love the game, but I do have issues with some of the plot holes (Krioff’s sequel) and the fact that season 2 was way too rushed. My main issue is more with voltage as a whole tho, 1.cancelling a great game 2. Forcing certain characters on us all the time 3. Season 2 of scm.

Other hobbies/interests: I’m a big ol’ weeb so I mainly just watch anime (hmu with suggestions btw) and play other otome games. Currently really into animal crossing tho.

What I might put on this blog: Just ya classic shit posts I guess ?? Depending on my mood I might rant about voltage or thirst over Hue, who knows ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

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Name: Moli

Pronouns: She/her

Tumblr: @john-bull-leun

Zodiac sign: piss off

My Tag: #moli (? ig) if u ask me a question which is, ha, unlikely, I’ll...answer it? I erm write and draw badly ig do with that what u will

Personal thoughts on SCM: voltage sucks, scm sucks, I hate it here.

FavoUrite god: smh auto correct tryna make me american. Zyg

Other hobbies and interests: N/A

What i might put on this blog: approximately nothing, I’m a coward

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name: cupid <3

pronouns: they/she

tumblr: @lettersforcupid

zodiac sign: aquarius!

my tag: # admin cupid ,, use this for anything really

scm thoughts: scm is definitely my fav otome game? when i first downloaded it on the stand alone app, i was totally amazed w the entire zodiac god concept and i’m super sad that it’s not being continued anymore :(

fav god: it’s funny you think i can choose (aigo is my main b tho)

hobbies & interests: i like art, writing, being lazy and occasionally reading to feed my rotting brain cells :)

what i might put on this blog: for me to know and you to find out ;D // finally found out what kind of stuff i wanna post! it’s all in my rules

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Name: Lura

Pronouns: she/her

Tumblr: @poke-chann

Zodiac Sign: Aries

My tag: #admin lura

Personal thoughts on SCM: it’s dumb and I like it. MC sucks, give me hiyori instead

Favorite god: Zyg

Other Hobbies and Interests: I like drawing and I draw rly dumb shit unless I’m getting paid to be professional

What I might put on this blog: dumb art

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We look forward to posting random stuff on this acc and we hope to interact with y’alls soon! Enjoy our content!

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