sergeant gethsemane and her robot

[SABAOTH, the Serpent]

hi! the mechanical designer @himecommunism here! just wanted to show off our basically finalized design for Sabaoth, our eminently kissable heroine

Acura NSX (NA1)

At anime boston imagining the most violent ways to fix you

rating Parahumans guys on how well I think they'd be as parents

Brian: I think Brian would believe he is a great father, but there is too much repressed emotions and depression in there to properly care for and raise a child. 3/10, Not particularly good.

Alec: Alec has lacked a real positive parental unit in his life, and while I don't think he would purposefully be shitty to a kid, I think he might fall back on what he knows from his own youth. Might be a fun older brother though. 3/10, needs to focus on himself first

Danny Hebert: Too sad about his wife dying to properly parent. no further notes. 2/10, Danny please get it together Taylor is relying on you

Armsmaster: Would rub off his worst personality traits onto a kid, resulting in them being the average r/malelivingspace user. Might also encourage child to grow poor facial hair. 1/10, I feel bad for whatever unfortunate soul is consigned to this fate.

Coil: Coil would be an absent father for 90% of your childhood, unless you were useful for his plans. In that case, he would feed you drugs or some other unethical thing and make you work for him (child labor (bad)). 2/10, conditions are poor but you might get to meet some of the other children he has, fixing the playdate situation.

Kaiser: See in story results. -5/10 Nazis don't make good parents.

Uber and Leet: They come as a package deal obviously, and they are actually pretty okay parents, they aren't great obviously but they aren't tremendous failures either. That is until you show up on one of their livestreams and then you are the laughingstock of the school. 4/10 Don't upload your kids online.

Scion: Too sad about his wife dying to properly parent. Also not emotionally available. 1/10, get it together man people are relying on you.

Mark Dallon: Not necessarily a bad parent, but he has a laundry list of problems that he needs to work through before he can begin to think to focus on his kids. 3/10, he's trying by god. He's not doing good but he's trying.

Number Man: He would probably respond to any question his kid asks with some weird philosophical math metaphor. Is a killer cook though. Also math classes would be a breeze. Unfortunately, most of his time is dedicated to cauldron. 5/10, grades will be great.

Accord: The worst type of helicopter parent. He would make itineraries to follow any time his kid went out and would require them home in pristine condition super early. Has a rigorous study schedule and puts a lot of pressure on you to succeed, and you know he wants whats best for you but like its stifling and you aren't really living for you but for him. Sure grades are good but you just can't do it anymore. 4/10, the depression and GPA are soaring.

Jack Slash: As seen in Worm, he is an absolutely killer parent. Has a fun family vibe? check. Engages with his children's interest and allows them to pursue it? check. Keeps his child intellectually and creatively stimulated? check. Takes his family all over the country to see new exciting places and people? check. Dude is simply top tier on the parenting skill. Sure the family dynamic is a bit unorthodox, but when the results look this good can you really argue? 10/10 Jack Slash has got it going on.

Drag-on dragoon

stick it in sunday

1989 Honda Accord SEi

See who'd win at chess between Lisa and Accord is one thing but as others have already noted there's obviously no way a chess match between the two of them wouldn't devolve into some kind of physical altercation, which in turn begs the question of which of them would win that. If we give Accord Prep Time (TM) I suspect he would sweep, he'll have pre-emptively rigged the whole room with Saw bullshit, but if we're assuming a white-room style one-on-one... who takes it? I can't really remember if either of them ever really got in a fight-fight or if they were delegating all of their literal violence to their teammates and/or subordinates. Lisa at least shot Glory Girl that one time. Anyone have any insight into any of this

if accord played minecraft he would get rid of every blade of grass. hed run around while it was snowing so he could dig up all of the snowfall on the ground. his storage would be hundreds of chests filled with every block found in caves that isn't smoothstone because hr would dig downwards and replace every block he finds that isn't smoothstone with smoothstone. he would know the exact distance every torch has to be from each other in order to prevent mobs from spawning. he would live in a dirt house he made the first time he had to get shelter for the night because that night he went into a cave to pass time and began his endless quest of removing everything that isn't from beta Minecraft and its piss him off soooo much but if he wants to fix it he has to abandon his current work

The concept of Accord is so funny to me. Like he's just this short ass guy that constantly dresses like he's heading to a business meeting. But the second you stop holding your arms at perfect 90 degree angles he imagines the Wallace and Gromit jam machine except its throwing knives at you

currently on redesign brain, which right now means putting cunty dresses on my girls

ARCHONS//

invincible god-warriors of flesh, blood and steel

Honda Civic (EG)

Me not understanding how I'm losing vs. @byronvera who's been eating the pieces when I'm not looking

every day I wish for a Taylor Doesn't Turn Herself In AU simply so she can interact with Accord. I want Taylor "raised by an English professor" Hebert to bond with Accord over ruthless supervillainy for the greater good, the importance of public infrastructure, and respecting good old English grammar.