So I watched DA: Absolution today

i really love that there’s a location title for nevarra, nessum, and even the summer palace, but then you get to kirkwall and they’re just like: look at these awful statues and chains, we know you nerds know exactly what the fuck this shithole is

playing dai after watching absolution be like

they be so fine and for what

Qwydion best character fight me

DA4 leaked cutscene dialogue

Tassia: No, Rezaren, don't do blood magic, you're so sexy aha

Rezaren, who has done blood magic every day since he failed his magic license exam: Aw, babe, don't even worry about it. Seriously. Don't.

Y'know, the bit where Hira says she loves Miriam and Rezaren starts laughing his ass off and tells her she really had him going for a second hits different when you realize that by this point in the story Hira has already promised to sell Miriam to Rezaren. He knows exactly what she's done, and while he may be entirely willing to benefit from Hira betraying Miriam that doesn't mean he's not aware that it is in fact a huge betrayal and not even slightly loving behaviour.

okay so people keep dunking on poor Tassia for not realising Neb is fucking dead and just chatting at him with like zero response BUT are we not gonna talk about freaking REZAREN talking to him??

like? are you expecting a response here?? from the corpse? the reanimated corpse that you made? what kind of mental gymnastics is this man doing in this head good GOD

also THIS part

like is this a joke. is he having a private joke with himself. is he chuckling inside.

and you know what actually this last scene is a really cool way the show tricks us, cause on first viewing Rezaren just seems like a calm and chill guy here, unruffled, doesn’t raise his voice, just an all-around mild dude

and then you rewatch and go oh. this man thinks this entire situation is acceptable. he thinks his life is a Normal Life to live. no wonder he doesn’t realise he’s the villain of the story lol

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Hira and Miriam from Dragon Age Absolution

Just another day in Kirkwall

kirkwall really is just the gotham of dragon age, isn’t it

Qwydion could treat Miriam so much better than Hira ever could

What's with the dragon age 2 villains not staying DEAD

hawke waltzes out of the fade covered in spider gunk only for varric to tell them that yet another person they failed to kill is out causing mayhem again like hawke you had one fucking job