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incorrect-heroes · 4 months
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Hiro: Did you know that you can't spell 'self' without elf?
Nathan: What does that even mean?
Hiro: I don't know, but it cheered me up earlier.
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incorrect-heroes · 4 months
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Matt: What's that Christmas song that be like "the lease knobby dot"
Matt: It’s Spanish
Mohinder: are you serious
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incorrect-heroes · 4 months
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Angela: What are you bringing to the Christmas dinner?
Nathan: My negative attitude and sparkling personality!
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incorrect-heroes · 4 months
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[Matt and Mohinder hanging out with the Petrellis at the manor on Christmas Eve]
Matt: you know, this is just like the first Christmas. Except none of us are virgins, we did get a room, and instead of a baby Jesus we have a plate of cheeses.
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incorrect-heroes · 4 months
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“I always open my gifts in advance so I can rehearse my reactions and nail those Christmas morning candids.”
– Nathan
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incorrect-heroes · 4 months
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“Well, there go my Christmas plans of sitting in a dark room and drinking.”
– Claude, after Peter gets him involved in celebrating
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incorrect-heroes · 5 months
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Claire, crying: STOP! PUT ME DOWN! PLEASE!
Peter, struggling to try and lift her onto the Christmas tree: THE STAR. GOES. ON. TOP.
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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Mohinder: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Peter: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. Well, I've got news for you, Suresh. You're already on the Christmas card.
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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Peter: It's Christmas time and you know what that means!
Angela: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?
Nathan: Time for the sweet release of death?
Tracy: Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?
Matt: Time to receive only coal from Santa again?
Claire: Question my existence while watching Friends reruns on repeat?
Peter, concerned: I was gonna say 'ugly Christmas sweater competition' but you know what? We're all going to therapy.
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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Matt: I'm so excited, we have so many presents! How can we afford this?
Mohinder: We can’t.
Molly: It’s a Christmas miracle!
Mohinder: It’s credit card debt.
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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Matt: It's okay, we'll have date night when we're marrie-
Mohinder: What did you just...?
Matt: Merry. When we're very merry Christmas!
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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Claire: Snow's got me feeling something.
Angela: That's hypothermia.
Claire: Damn, Peter told me it was the magic of Christmas.
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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Peter: Come on, you love this show!
Claude: Yeah, but I always skip the Christmas episodes.
Peter: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?
Claude: No, but thank you for that.
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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“thank god I don't have a girlfriend this christmas I would be on the Amazon home page crying and throwing up figuring out how to spell lawnjarray”
– Peter
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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“This Christmas, instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinions. Get excited!”
– Angela
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incorrect-heroes · 1 year
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Heidi: Come on, honey, it's Christmas Eve! Let's kick back, get into the spirit, and watch It's a Wonderful Life.
Nathan: You know, I've never seen that. I could never get past the title.
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