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Lesbians welcoming mlm’s to the cancellation pit after ofmd:
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korixae · 7 months
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someone should make a charity that funds more seasons of queer tv that got cancelled
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indiphyr · 4 days
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Every sapphic movie, show or book I like:
(* = favorites)
Movies:
Bend It Like Beckham (lesbian/trans coded)
Black Swan
*Bodies Bodies Bodies
*Booksmart
Bottoms
Braid
But I'm A Cheerleader
Dating Amber
*Death Becomes Her (sapphic coded)
D.E.B.S
Do Revenge
*Everything Everywhere All At Once
Fear Street
Fucking Åmål
*Ginger Snaps (sapphic/queer coded)
Hearts Beat Loud
Heart Shot
*Jennifer's Body
Joy Ride (I think one of the MCs is sapphic?)
Kajillionaire
May
My Days Of Mercy
*My First Summer
Nope (Sapphic sister I think?)
Pariah
Polite Society (either a lesbian or aroace mc)
Princess Cyd
Rafiki
Rye Lane (Sapphic coded MC)
Saint Maud
Saving Face
Set It Off
*Shiva Baby
*Sissy
Sweetheart
Unpregnant
The Fallout
The Half Of It
The Handmaiden
The Incredibly True Adventure of 2 Girls In Love
*The Miseducation Of Cameron Post
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Shows:
*A League Of Their Own
Adventure Time
*A Kind Of Spark (Keedie is not hetero)
*Anne With An E (sapphic coded)
American Horror Story
*Arcane
Betty
Black Cake
Derry Girls
Degrassi
Druck (seasons 5&6)
Everything Now
Everything Sucks (problematic actor age gap)
Everything's Gonna Be Okay
Faking It
First Kill
Gap: The Series
Genera+ion
Gentleman Jack
*Good Omens
Grease: Rise Of The Pink Ladies
*Hacks
*Heartbreak High
Heartstopper
I Am Not Okay With This
Killing Eve
Little Fires Everywhere
Lucifer
Minx
Motherland Fort Salem
One Day At A Time
Our Flag Means Death
*Paper Girls
*Peacemaker
Ratched
Sex Education
She-Ra
Stranger Things
*Such Brave Girls
Swarm
Teenage Bounty Hunters
*The Boys + Gen V
The Formal (tiktok/youtube series)
*The Good Place
The Haunting Of Bly Manor
The Last Of Us
The Legend Of Korra
*The Owl House
*The Power
*The Sex Lives Of College Girls
The White Lotus
*The Wilds
Upload
Vida
Warrior Nun
We Are Lady Parts
*What We Do In The Shadows
While The Men Are Away
Wo der Egg Priority
Xo, Kitty
*Yellowjackets
Books:
Ace Of Spades
*A Dowry Of Blood
Afterlove
Black Cake
*Black Girl, Call Home
Burn Down, Rise Up
Cinderella Is Dead
Clap When You Land
Crier's War
Dear Medusa
Girls Of Paper And Fire
Hani And Ishu's Guide To Fake Dating
*Her Body And Other Parties
Honey Girl
House Of Hunger
If You Still Recognise Me
It Goes Like This
In The Dream House
In The Ravenous Dark
I Who Have Never Known Men
You're Not Supposed To Die Tonight
*Keedie + A Kind Of Spark
Last Night At The Telegraph Club
*Legendborn (Sapphic SC)
Loveless (Sapphic SCs)
Music From Another World
Nothing Burns As Bright As Her
Not My Problem
Our Wives Under The Sea
Parachutes (Sapphic SC)
Perfect On Paper
Radio Silence
Rise To The Sun
She Gets The Girl
She Drives Me Crazy
*She Who Became The Sun
Siren Queen
The Chosen And The Beautiful
The Falling In Love Montage
The Girls I've Been
The Henna Wars
The Jasmine Throne
*The Kyoshi Novels
*The Locked Tomb Series
*The Mirror Season
The Nature Of Witches
*The Priory Of The Orange Tree
The River Has Teeth
*The Unbroken
These Witches Don't Burn
Graphic Novels:
*Are You Listening
Hi-Fi Club
Jook Joint
Laura Dean Keeps Breaking Up With Me
*On A Sunbeam
*Paper Girls
*Spinning
The Avant-Guards
*The Tea Dragon Society
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the-kneesbees · 1 year
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I love art in all forms! please feel free to send me anything you create, I love to see it!
my main fandoms atm
-bbc merlin (literally the best show ever go watch it if you haven't yet)
-the outsiders (unfortunately)
-good omens
-stranger things
-It (Stephen King)
-what we do in the shadows
-red white and royal blue
-bears in trees (band)
Things I also like but am not super active in:
- the umbrella academy (one of my favorite shows I just don't really post about it)
-sk8 the infinity
-banana fish
-dead poets society
-the owl house
-the sandman
-our flag means death
-the goldfinch
- a league of their own
-young royals
-Buffy the vampire slayer
-the end of the fucking world
-i am not okay with this
plus some more that I may have forgotten
feel free to start a conversation with me about any of these things I’ll love you forever <3
I play clarinet in the school band, if you wanna talk band stuff, I'd love to :)
also my spotify is linked below if you wanna talk music (ilysm if you do)
my two favorite musical artists are bears in trees and noahfinnce I love them so much
I draw a lot and also occasionally write but I dont often post any of it on here. if you’d like to see any of my work just ask and maybe I’ll share some!
I complain a lot and also love talking about myself btw
if you want to use my ask box to vent, rant, infodump, or just chat, always feel free <3 I don't often have good advice but I'll always be here to listen :)
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misterewrites · 2 years
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Forging the Future (Piltover’s Finest. Arcane)
Ello everyone E here and realizing I really need to write more often. I didn't realize a month had passed! A lot of stuff came up and frankly it's been really flipping hot but here we are. Gonna write more in the future. Next is either gonna be an Owl House idea I had or Mirror's Edge. I wanted to finish the arcs in Mirror's Edge so that's why i haven't worked on any popular media lately but that's changing now. One and one or something like that. How ever I feel.
Look. It sucks right now. In a lot of ways for a lot of people. Don't give up. Keep fighting for yourself. For each other. And if you can't fight you can take care of people. Be their support give them your love. Listen to them and make sure they're okay. and if it's too much there's no shame in just existing and find little pockets of joy. Do what's best for you. Stay informed. Don't let people fool you into bullshit and we do what we can. Nothing more and nothing less.
Alright I actually have a warning this time round. I decided to do this for fun but I am now pulling from the lore. I am now adding little winks, nods and maybe even full characters from the League universe. I am not the most knowledgeable but I do know about 75% of it so I try. The warning is that I might possibly spoil season 2 stuff. No idea where they're going to go with it but I think they will try to slowly expand the universe. Like there's a lot of references to stuff and even characters in the first season of Arcane so I wouldn't doubt they'd keep that going. So I am doing the same. So if you want to go completely into season 2 blind whenever that comes out I understand.
Everyone be safe. Take care of yourself and your loved ones. Wear masks. I know they're fucking annoying and its hard and its so tempting to not but pandemic's not over. We need to keep this up for ourselves, for our loved ones and those who can't get the vaccine like so many of us have. Get the vaccination if you can. Like for real it's just basic science. Push for the vaccine worldwide cuz not a lot of people have it and we're all in this together. Have a great week and I'll see you soon! E is out!
Alrighty here is the usual spiel. 
If you want to read this in a way more friendly user format and where I will once in a while clean up and fix grammar and typos you can find the story here!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36807532/chapters/100061067
And this is a second chapter so here’s the first 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36807532/chapters/91825738
And if you want to read my various other works that range that include but are not limited to Soul Eater, Owl House, more Arcane alongside my own decent original work you can find them all right here.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/MrE42/pseuds/MrE42
thank you for this and take care! more beyond the keep out sign.
Summary: Caitlyn and Vi are seeking assistance from Jayce in their quest to find Jinx and help Piltover. Vi, however, is starting to realize that actions have consequences and soon they might just bite her in the ass. It'll be fine though. It's not like she stole from Jayce on her one woman rage filled revenge tour.
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“VI? Are you alright? Why have you stopped?”
Vi did in fact stopped halfway towards their destination upon realizing where exactly she was heading.
A shiver ran down her spine as she realized the consequences of her reckless desperation were beginning to form. She had been so caught up in trying to save her sister she didn’t realize the price when the bill came due.
And it looks like fate fucking plopped it down right in front of her.
Caitlyn doubled back, a hurried scraping of those impossibly impractical heels Piltover made their female enforcers wear thundered in Vi’s ears.
Normally Vi would’ve just lied about her feelings, an old habit in the Lanes was to never admit weakness or fear: Home was home but only a child or a fool would believe they were free of danger and she hadn’t been a child for a long time.
Apparently she was still playing the fool though.
But as Caitlyn made her way back, her hair swaying back and forth in a rather hypnotic way, Vi realized no one had told her about the backroom deal she’d made with Jayce: The raid on a Shimmer factory, the way they’d taken down Chemtanks practically by themselves, their disagreement about the price of war. Sweet Cupcake hadn’t heard about any of it yet and Vi really did not want to be the one to tell her about that backfire.
Oh lord she actually gave a shit about an enforcer’s opinion? Well ex-enforcer. Wait, what’s going on?
“I was hoping you could tell me.”
Vi snapped out of her stupor and felt her heart skip a beat when she realized Caitlyn was staring at her expectantly. Also that she said that last part outloud.
“Umm…..” Vi smartly replied “What? I got something on my face Cupcake?”
Caitlyn gave her the most deadpanned stare she could muster “No but you haven’t moved an inch. We need to see Jayce if we are to have any hope of getting back onto the force. Did you forget or did a pretty girl distract you again?”
“You have no idea”
“Wait was that?”
“Nothing.” Vi mumbled hurriedly “Hey, have you...talked to pretty boy lately?”
Caitlyn’s narrowed her gaze suspiciously “I’m afraid not. Ever since the attack he’s locked himself in his forge. Refuses to see anyone. Is there something I should know?”
“Nothing involves that us.” Vi offered helpfully.
Caitlyn did not like that answer but decided to drop the subject.
For now.
“Remember.” Caitlyn’s tone took a serious edge as the pair resumed their walk “I know he can be abrasive and stubborn but he is a council member. We need to play nice.”
Vi scoffed, rolling her eyes at that last comment “You mean me. I have to play nice.”
“We” Caitlyn repeated firmly “No doubt my antics at Stillwater prison have reached his desk.”
“You consider impersonation of an enforcer, forgery, fraud and unlawful removal of an inmate under false pretenses just antics?” Vi whistled appreciatively “I thought you topside girls were all prim and proper.”
Vi winced as Caitlyn nudged her side, a barely suppressed smile dancing her lips “I am prim but I was never proper. Besides it was for a good cause.”
“Right. Good cause.”
“Would you have rather I left you in Stillwater?”
“Hey you don’t have to make this personal.”
Vi’s heart skipped another beat when Caitlyn grinned brightly “That’s what I thought.”
Maybe this won’t be so bad.
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Vi was perfectly fine outside but as the soulless, bright blinding shades of Piltover gave way to darker, more industrial iron walls and pipes, a sense of dread began to overtake the pink haired girl. Guilt gnawed at her as she remembered how she baited Jayce, how she knew exactly what buttons to push to get her hands on the gauntlets. Last time she was here she was fueled by rage and hatred.
Now? Now she was humbled.
Hopefully Pretty Boy would forget to mention their last interaction. Or the fact she stole the gauntlets. Wait, he didn’t know she wrecked them right?
It’ll be fine.
Probably.
Last time Jayce’s door had been left opened so Vi strolled in without issue.
This time, however, it seems he wanted to be left alone: The entrance was less a single door and more of a massive slab of metal designed to withstand a frontal assault for days. Vi didn’t see a way in but Caitlyn evidently had been here enough times to know the ins and outs. She pressed something on the wall and an unseen intercom crackled to life.
“I told you I don’t want to be disturbed.” Jayce’s voice spoke, hollowed and dejected.
“Jayce, it’s me. Cait.”
Silence hung in the air.
Caitlyn pressed the button again, her voice softening “Jayce. I wasn’t there for you at your weakest all those years ago when you lost everything. Let me be here now. You are not alone.”
No response came from the inventor. Instead what answered were a series of clicks all moving rhythmically in time. The slab gave a metallic groan as inch by inch it slid out of the way, the air turning stuffy and stale from the raging forge.
“So…” Vi coughed awkwardly, pangs of jealousy and envy poking and prodding at her “You and Pretty Boy.”
Vi nearly let out a sigh of relief when Caitlyn made a face, her voice full of disgust at the mere idea “Oh god no! Never in a million years. He’s more of an older sibling. An annoying, vain sibling but family all the same.”
Vi struggled to keep her voice casual “Oh. Good to know.”
“Why do you ask? I doubt you’re curious about my personal life.”
“Are you saying I’m dumb?”
Caitlyn was confused “What? Why would I...of course you’re not dumb.”
“Thanks Cupcake I really needed to hear that.”
“Are you serious right now?” Caitlyn made a face Vi thought was adorable “Okay whatever. Let’s get a move on before he decides to lock us out.”
Grinning ear to ear Vi happily trailed after Caitlyn. What was she even worried about anyway?
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Oh. Right.
“Excuse me?” Caitlyn asked, unsure if she heard Jayce correctly.
“Her. Out. I don’t want her in here ever again.”
For someone her sister tried to murder, Jayce looked more or less intact: All that remained of his injuries was a small bandage on his cheek.
Mentally, on the other hand, he was falling apart: His clothing was rumpled and stained like he hadn’t changed out of them in days. His normally immaculate hair was messy and unkempt with stubble already forming on his usually clean shaven face.
“I don’t follow.” Caitlyn was confused “I know she was rather forceful at the meeting but I can assure you she means well. And what do you mean again?”
Jayce stared directly at Vi, a mixture of bitterness and rage in his gaze. Vi glared back, her fits clenched tightly as she refused to let him shame her into submission.
Old Lanes habit to never back down from a fight, any fight regardless if it was your fault or not.
Or maybe it was just her.
Jayce made a disbelieving scoff “Means well? And did she happen to mention the last time she meant well? Because let me tell you it did not end well. For anyone.”
Caitlyn glanced back and forth between the inventor and Vi “Last time?”
Vi’s throat dried up. She focused on the wall in front of her, refusing to give any sign of weakness or guilt.
Jayce remained silent as well, opting to instead to return to whatever project he happened to be working before the pair dropped in for a visit.
“Wait a moment. What did you both do?”
Nothing ever quite unites two opposing forces like being accused of something by a third party they cared about. The cold distance between Vi and Jayce melted at the sound of Caitlyn’s accusatory yet disappointed tone.
“Wait a minute” Jayce began.
“What are you a cop? We didn’t do anything.” Vi started with.
Caitlyn studied them both carefully, her piercing blue eyes taking in every little and last detail. Vi could literally see the gears in her brain turning, faster and faster as thoughts began to form and connect.
“Oh my god.” realization hit Caitlyn “You didn’t!”
Vi gave a cheeky grin “Exactly we didn’t! Tell her pretty boy.”
“Of course not. Who do you think we are?” Jayce tried to wave her off.
Caitlyn tapped her foot impatiently, not fooled in the least “What was it? Shimmer dealers or the Chembarons directly?”
Vi and Jayce spared a look at one another which devolved into a silent argument about how much to reveal to the detective.
Finally Vi spoke, tilting her hand back and forth nonchalantly “Little of column A, little of column B.”
“A Shimmer factory.” Jayce explained quickly “We led a strike force in hope of seriously hampering their production. We succeeded….but not without cost.”
The cost thankfully remained unsaid. Jayce was still losing sleep over that one.
Caitlyn rubbed her eyes tiredly “I am never leaving you two alone together ever again. What were you thinking?”
“We weren’t” Vi admitted with a hushed, soft voice “I was angry at the council. Jayce was feeling helpless at the bullshit bureaucracy. We thought if we showed them we could take the fight straight to Silco they would be more willing to go after him. Right Pretty Boy?”
It was strange to see this no nonsense tough girl practically begging, pleading with wide eyes not to reveal that she was the sole mastermind behind the attack on the factory. A moment ago Jayce wanted nothing to do with her and now he couldn’t help but feel sorry for her. It wasn’t all her fault after all. He was itching to go after Zaun as much as she had been. Vi wasn’t the match, she was the excuse.
Jayce nodded in agreement “That’s right. It was both our idea to go after Silco’s factory. It was reckless and stupid and childish but there seems to be a lot of that going around lately.”
“It was extremely reckless. And rude. You didn’t invite me.” Caitlyn chided with a smirk.
A huge weight had been lifted from Vi at the sight of Caitlyn’s grin. For whatever reason the pink haired girl really needed to stay on Cupcake’s good side. It was very important. For alliance purposes.
Jayce chuckled gently “Right of course. I should’ve remembered to bring the ex-enforcer on our unsanctioned raid. My bad.”
“I mean she is a goody two shoes. I doubt she would’ve had fun.” Vi teased with a smirk.
Caitlyn opened her mouth to reply but Jayce answered first “She was never a goody two shoes. You should’ve seen how many girls she used to sneak into her…”
“JAYCE!” Caitlyn practically shrieked, her cheeks blazing “NOT ANOTHER WORD!”
“Other girls? And I thought I was the first Cupcake. I’m kinda offended.”
Caitlyn narrowed her eyes threateningly “Don’t. You are not to start.”
Vi zipped her lips, raising one hand and placing the other over her heart.
Jayce smiled for the first time since they arrived but it quickly vanished with a heavy sigh “I’m glad for the visit but why are you two here? I know you have a reason.”
“I am sorry for this but we need your help.” Caitlyn answered honestly.
“My help? I’m not exactly sure what I can do to help.”
“We need to get back onto the enforcers and…”
Vi stopped paying attention at this point. This was Cait’s plan so she could talk shop. Besides her and Jayce weren’t on the best of terms and while he covered for her mistake, she didn’t want to push her luck any further. Like they said in the Lanes: Fortune’s cruel with a wicked sense of humor.
She began to wander the forge, eyeing the various tools and blueprints with a half-hearted interest. She never understood this kind of stuff like Ekko and her sister did. Her strength laid with punching something and if that didn’t work, punch it harder. This was more to pass time than anything else.
At least it was until she noticed a strange looking half finished project on a table tucked away in the furthest corner.
It was clear this particular project hadn’t been worked on for a while given the fine layer of dust that blanketed the table. Loose wires and bolts were littered everywhere with most of the space taken up by a massive emptied out dome. Hidden behind a sheet on the floor Vi could see thick mechanical fingers peeking underneath. She picked up some kind of orb with two hollowed out holes where a pair of eyes would be. Its shape reminded of her a human skull but more friendly in a way. She noticed the faded plans pinned to the wall above project. She leaned closer, trying to read the washed-out font on the paper
“Blitzcrank. What kind of name is that for a murder machine?”
“It’s not a murder machine.”
She nearly jumped out of her skin as Jayce took the orb from her without warning and carefully placed it with the rest of the parts.
“Well you can’t really blame me.” Vi replied defensively “Piltover’s kinda got a history of murder and death you know?”
She had been expecting a witty retort out of him, maybe some sort of quick subject change but instead Vi had gotten a “You’re right” response.
“You should say it more often. I kinda like seeing her so utterly disarmed.” Caitlyn grinned playfully.
“Oh shut up.” Vi’s cheeks reddened as she quickly asked “What’s with the bot anyway?”
Jayce chuckled to himself, his gaze distant like he was caught up in a fond memory “Viktor’s pet project. I know you don’t believe it but Hextech was created to help people, both ours and yours.”
Vi scoffed but more out of habit than anything malicious.
Jayce ignored her, lovingly patting the head of Blitzcrank “He was designed to clean up the chemical waste of Zaun. Viktor didn’t want anyone to suffer like he did. We gave up because we couldn’t find a stable power source.”
He grinned brightly for a moment “I was actually thinking to running Blitz by Viktor again. The Hextech Gemstone would’ve been the perfect answer to our problem.”
Something in the inventor broke: His face sagged into grief, tears forming in his eyes. He remained silent in his sorrow but it was clearly immense. It took him a few seconds to compose himself but neither Vi or Cait interrupted.
“Viktor, his partner.” Caitlyn’s voice dropped to a whisper “He isn’t doing well and is undergoing an emergency prosthesis surgery.”
“Vitkor was against it originally.” Jayce spoke, his voice horse “When he first came to Piltover. The University offered to replace his legs with prosthetics but Viktor’s never liked charity. Besides the odds of a successful surgery are so low it wasn’t worth the risk.”
He gave a grim laugh “Of course now the surgery is his best chance. What kind of sick joke is that?”
“I’m sorry. For you friend.” Vi offered with as much sincerity as she could muster.
Jayce said nothing but gave a short nod in response. He took a deep breath and wiped the tears out of his eyes.
“I’m afraid I can’t help you. As I told Cait I am….no longer a council member. I quit the day of the attack.”
Caitlyn quickly jumped in “I was brainstorming with him about possible ideas but without a backing council member and with my mother in recovery there isn’t much we can do now.”
“Sure we can. Pretty Boy can back us up.”
Jayce grimaced, a bit of irritation slipping into his words “Like I just said I quit the day of the attack.”
“Did you fill out the paperwork?” Vi asked smugly “Did you vote for it? Was it unanimous?”
Jayce and Caitlyn looked at one another as they realized what Vi was getting at.
Vi stood with a cocky swagger only she could muster “Because what I know about you Pilties is that you love doing things by the books. To a fucking fault. Paperwork, official announcements. All that annoying shit. So Pretty boy, did you all vote on it?”
“No.” Jayce ran his hand through his hair “We hadn’t had much time before the attack. And I never official resigned on paper.”
“So you are still a member!” Caitlyn bounced with excitement “Is there anyone else on the council available?”
“Mel.” Jayce muttered. Vi caught something in his voice but couldn’t place it.
“Medrada?”
Jayce nodded in confirmation “She was wearing something that warned her about the blast. Protected her too. We’re the only two still standing.”
“We need to move. With Silco gone every two bit thug and goon will be fighting each other for control of his empire. If we’re fast enough we can take down the Chembarons once and for all,” Vi could feel something grow inside. Purpose blazing with a white hot fury. She couldn’t go back to the Lanes but she would avenge them.
Vander, Clagger, Mylo. Powder and Ekko. She wouldn’t let them down this time.
“We’re not much better.” Caitlyn stepped forward carefully “Even with Marcus dead we still have no idea who was in Silco’s pocket and I doubt the new sheriff would let two new recruits have their pick of cases. Assuming we get on the force at all.”
“So it’s a race to see who gets their shit together first. This is starting to sound like a great plan Cupcake.”
“Well I’m open to suggestions!”
“I got one. A council led special division force called Wardens. Handpicked by Mel and myself. I can’t promise you two will have your pick of cases but it’s gonna be easier to deal with them than enforcers.” Jayce ran his hand through his hair thoughtfully “I take it you’re going to need new gauntlets huh Pinkie?”
Vi glared “Vi to you Pretty Boy and what makes you say that?”
Jayce said nothing. Instead he gestured what he had been working on when they first came in. Vi shifted guiltily at the sight of the nearly destroyed Atlas gauntlets she had stolen in her fit of rage.
“Those could be anyone’s.”
“They’re a one of a kind prototype.” Jayce couldn’t keep the jab out of his voice.
“I’m not speaking to you without my lawyer. Cupcake you’re my lawyer now. Tell him I’m not talking anymore.”
Caitlyn began to giggle when Jayce shifted his attention to her.
“Speaking of Cait. Where’s your rifle? I want to calibrate the scope and fiddled around with the firing mechanism.”
There was a tense awkwardness as Caitlyn began to dig her heel into the floor.
“Cait….where is your Hextech rifle?”
“I-I’m sorry I don’t follow.”
Jayce took a step closer “Your one of a kind rifle I built specifically for you. That one Cait.”
It was pretty cute how Cupcake twiddled her fingers nervously.
“I sold it...for Shimmer.”
It was impossible to tell whose yell was louder: Jayce’s or Vi’s.
“You’re doing Shimmer now Cait?”
“You weren’t kidding when you said you weren’t proper huh Cupcake?”
Caitlyn cutely stomped her foot “Shut it! I did not take Shimmer. I used it to save you Vi.”
Vi paused for a moment, trying to recall what she was talking about.
“Wait.” realization hit her like a ton of bricks “When I was stabbed?! That Shimmer? You traded your gun. For me?
Caitlyn’s were a slight shade of pink but Vi was too caught up in the fact that she gave up her only defense in an unfamiliar and dangerous environment for her.
“Caitlyn…” Vi whispered softly but before either girl could respond, Jayce let out a frustrated groan.
He tugged at his hair “You’re going to want another one huh Cait?”
“Please and thank you.” and for added measure Caitlyn gave as wide of a smile as she could.
Jayce rolled his eyes in annoyance as he fished out the blueprints for Caitlyn’s new rifle.
Vi and Caitlyn stood next to each other, unsure what to say.
Vi piped up after a moment “Thank you. For saving my life.”
“It was nothing.” Caitlyn wiped nonexistent dirt off her skirt.
“….So about Piltover’s Finest….”
“No.”
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#trollhunters - 951 posts
#stricklake - 153 posts
#our flag means death - 114 posts
#hunter x hunter - 103 posts
#walter strickler - 62 posts
#encanto - 54 posts
#politics - 53 posts
#the owl house - 48 posts
#arcane league of legends - 46 posts
#goncharov - 46 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#also on a more practical note her lifespan is a blip compared to his and my dude is gonna need money to survive the next few thousand years
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
@xdeusxmachinax okay, but Strickler and his former students though???
The impression the show gives us is that despite everything, Strickler is a good teacher and he's trusted/respected by his students. And this guy has been a teacher at Arcadia Oaks High for years; he's helped shepherd hundreds of kids from freshman year to graduation, and he's bound to have made an impression on more than a few.
How sweet would it be for some of his former students to reach out to him after the whole changeling thing comes out? Kids he hasn't heard from in ten or fifteen years send him emails or letters letting him know how much his support and guidance meant to them during high school and that what he looks like on the outside doesn't change the amazing person he is on the inside.
Now they say this not knowing what he's really like on the inside of course. They only knew Mr. Strickler, never Stricklander. But the sentiment is still touching, and it does reassure him that losing his human form doesn't mean he's lost all the relationships he fostered in it.
129 notes - Posted June 21, 2022
#4
Midnight Burger lured me in with eccentric space romps so it could punch me in the gut and leave me teary-eyed and questioning my place in the universe at the end of every episode.
131 notes - Posted August 28, 2022
#3
When the existence of the supernatural is revealed to the world, Roxanne Ritchi is determined to get the scoop. The citizens of Arcadia are distrustful of the media, but there's one person Roxanne thinks she can win over. After all, they've got some pretty unusual things in common.
Or: Roxanne and Barbara therapy session over relationships founded on lies, navigating your world when it's been changed forever, and the quirks (and delights) of monster boyfriends.
132 notes - Posted October 8, 2022
#2
I am now back on Freaky Friday AU.
Jim has a delightful realization after landing in Strickler's body: Strickler is super freaking strong. Which is weird because he doesn't look like he should be, but after a day or so Jim realizes there's a sense of...potential in Strickler's movements. One that requires a series of rigorous scientific tests:
Can I bend this fork? Yup.
Can I punch a dent into a tree? Yup! But, ow.
Can I lift this heavy rock? Yup.
Can I throw this heavy rock? Yup!
Can I lift a car?! Yup--well, the frontend at least. But now Strickler's pissed and he's yelling at me about wrecking his body and his suspension so maybe I'll stop.
And when he's in troll form? Forget it. He gains a sobering appreciation for the opponents he's up against. If Strickler can do all of this, imagine what Draal, or Bular or, Gunmar must be capable of.
And that comes with a realization of its own: Strickler has always been capable of this. At any time since learning the truth he could have hurt Jim--badly. And that's just physically; poking around in Strickler's stuff, and hearing the colorful stories associated with what he finds, reveals that Strickler's got a lot of ways to kill people, and most of them wouldn't leave a trace of foul play behind.
So now Jim's upset because Strickler's been holding back on him this whole time. And he's not sure what makes him angrier: the idea that Strickler doesn't take him seriously as an opponent, or the knowledge that Strickler is going out of his way to avoid hurting or killing him, which means he does care about him--just not enough to be on his side.
160 notes - Posted June 14, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Concept: Freaky Friday with Jim and Strickler, only instead of being worried about preserving their personal/professional standings they each need to figure out how to keep the other from getting killed before they can switch back.
269 notes - Posted June 2, 2022
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The Prime Order: A New Player
(The Prime Order a Group whose soul purpose is to maintain order in the Cartoon Multiverse have done their best for years at their job with no reason to threat.....until now)
MY HERO ACADEMIA UNIVERSE
(A figure enters an old abandoned warehouse which so happens to be the base of the League of Villains)
Stranger:League of Villains I presume?"
Shigaraki:Yes And just who are you?"
Stranger:Honestly...not important but what is is the task I ask of you Villains"
(Everyone seems ready for a fight)
Compress:And what pray tell is 'task' you ask of us?"
Stranger:Just to send a message to a 'Dear Old Friend'.(as he brings out his blades)
PRIME ORDER WORLD
(Starla aka the Dream Maker had just finished shopping with her friends in the Star Wars Universe on the planet Coruscant)
Starla:So how did you guys enjoy the Coruscant Mall?"
Trevor:Man I didn't know an Alien Mall wasn't so different from our own"
Devon:And best of all I got to have awesome selfies with the Jedis and Clone Troopers especially with Anakin and Rex(shows a picture with him Anakin Skywalker and Captain Rex posing)...man if I didn't promise Mr.Seriphos to be loyal to order I'd warn them about the Chancellor"
Starla:But I'm grateful you didn't either"
Tamyra:All because you want to be the Next Sleep Master"
(Over hearing them other Members Accel Set Zero and Zella come into the room)
Accel:Wait Sleeps is seriously teaching you? I thought it was a Joke?"
Devon:Well he saw I got some 'Magical Potential' like Dr.Strange with Clea"
Starla:Or Eda with Luz from Owl House"
Rachel:Oh Man that world was awesome"
Starla:I know"
Set Zero:Heh your friends really like knowing your secret life huh?"
Darrel:Well not really secret since she told us about them before"
Zella:But you never believed her until now huh?"
(Friends make an embarrassed half assed laugh)
Starla:It's okay least now we can hangout more in different Cartoon Worlds"
(Just then the base Alarms go off)
Trevor:Holy Cow what's that alarm mean?"
Starla:A disturbance in the Multiverse has been done....someone is disrupting Order"
Devon:Is it that Coburn Cat Guy and his Army of Cartoons?(makes a Kung-Fu Pose) because I can defeat him with my Magic....."
(In the War Room with Sleep Master their leader Repulse Maze Void-avoiding getting picked up by Rachel- and Marlon)
Marlon:It ain't Coburn"
Devon:GAHH MAN!!!"
Sleep Master:(Puts his hand on Devon's shoulder)You'll face him one day Apprentice"
Marlon:(Mutters that he thinks it strange he has an Apprentice as he looks at the problem)Seems to come from the My Hero Academia Universe"
Rachel:OH MY GOD ARE CLASS 1A OKAY?(everyone looks at her)hey it's my favorite Anime"
Marlon:So far the kids are alright but.....Holy God"
(Images of the slaughtered League of Villains are so gruesome even Sleep Master is disgusted)
Sleep Master:My God.....this....idk what to make of this"
Repulse:Hell this can't be the CFs"
Sleep Master:Nor Charles....because he's never been this Violent before"
Starla(As Dream Maker Now):Wait....I think I see something back there"
(Marlon enhances the images to see words......words in blood)
Marlon:(Reading it) 'I disrupted your precious order....come and get me you.....'WHOA that's a big bad word"
Maze:Uh uh he did not just call us that"
Void:(Being hugged tight by Rachel)Yep.....the perpetrator called us 'cunts'"
Starla:How rude right Grandpa....Grandpa?"
(Sleep Master stares at the threat until he hears someone)
Devon:Uuh Mr.Seriphos are you okay?"
Sleep Master:We need to set things right there a find the Killer.....('And pray it isn't who I think it is')"
(They enter and fix the bring the dead League of Villains back to life as Compress tells them to meet in a dimension called X010......the universe where they fought Lexington the Exiled Beard)
DIMENSION X010
Repulse:I hate this place......left some bad scars"
Maze:But don't you heal fast hon?"
Repulse:Mental Scars babe....since last time"
"You mean since the last time you got your asses kicked?"
(As they heard the Voice everyone gets ready to fight)
Set Zero:Whose there?"
Accel:Show yourself"
???:I would but....this is more fun"
(As the Stranger talks he quickly slashes at Repulse)
Repulse:GAAAAAH....why did that hurt?"
Maze:REP!!!!!!!????(seconds later the Stranger knocks her out)"
Zella:Where is this Guy?"
Accel:I got a plan(touches the ground)time for a lil landscaping(as he accelerates the grounds atoms finally revealing the Villain)Got ya...(Accel runs up to try to knock him out but the Stranger grabs him breaking his arm kneecapping his gut and flinging him against the wall)"
Stranger:Whose Next?"
Zella:(Trying to use her Internet Links only see the Stranger dodge them and hit her in the head with a Rock knocking her out)"
Void:Let me(he opens his mouth wide so he can suck up the Stranger)"
Stranger:Holy Fuck you do have a Black Hole mouth....wonder if you give shitty blowjobs"
Void:Gaaah(disgusted by the comment)"
Stranger:Oh well(gets out small balls and hurls them at Void which detonate and unleash a gas that knocks out Void)Nighty Night Kitty"
Starla:It's just us Grampa.....who is this Guy?"
Sleep Master:I....."
Stranger:Oh......seems you remember me huh? Well tell her 'Sleep Master' let your Granddaughter know who I am.....(and in seconds he's sliced in his gut and stabbed with 2 Whips while punched repeatedly)Gaaaah how the Fuck.....?"
Set Zero:You forgot me"
Stranger:Oh yeah the Tranny....oh sorry Trans person"
Zella:Time to spill the beans....who are you?"
Sleep Master:I know who he is....(walks up and removes the Stranger's hood to reveal.....)His name is Chipston Damocles Cosmas....."
Starla:(Shocked and Confused)Cosmas....then he's...."
Chip:.....His Nephew""
(They chain up Chip and return him to their base as Marlon and Starla's Friends see him)
Trevor:Uuuh whose this?"
Starla:Apparently he's my Grandpa's Nephew making him my Great Cousin that I had no clue existed(everyone looks at her)yeah I had the same reaction"
Marlon:Chip...."
Chip:Marlon....."
Sleep Master:Take him to the Cells.....we'll interrogate him soon(to Starla) yes Granddaughter?"
Starla:Why didn't you tell my I had a Great Cousin?"
Marlon:You never asked him kiddo"
SM:Come...I'll explain more on the way(and on their way he tells her that Chip is a Metal Organic created by his Brother who was an Alchemist wanting to use Life Alchemy to make life and that his brother was killed when Chip was but 11 years old causing him to turn to violent anger for the first time....as well as him being trained in every form of fighting including the now dead Athma Kauai technique....and how Chip was changed forever)so now you know"
Starla:Oh my....poor Chip....(sees Chip in his Cell in their highest security restraints)aren't those a bit much?"
Chip:(Laughing)Caring for a prisoner......you really are Junior's Kid.....(Him know her father Puts her in a state of shock"
Sleep Master:Chip this is your uncle....why did you disrupt the Natural Order of the My Hero Universe?"
Chip:1....they were Evil Cunts...2....it was to send you a message to come and get me"
Sleep Master:Why did you want us to find you....unless?"
Chip:You finally figured it out huh? I didn't just wanted you to find me and kick your ass but to send a message....(just then the base rumbles and shakes making it hard to stand)the message....."
KITCHEN
Devon:Balls what was...(looks out the window)Oh Balls"
Chip:....'To see the the Prime Order face their match"
(The Prime Order's Base has been transported to another world and it is surrounded......BY CHIP'S PEOPLE. Will the Prime Order survive the attack or fail...find out next time)
THE END
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