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1982brucespringsteen · 3 years

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malina modern au tiktok edition!!

alina posts mostly about her art. she has a few popular videos like "what contemporary art movement are u according to ur zodiac sign" "what ur fave painting says about you"

she also posts videos showing her outfits!! they're all super cute and artsy and she did a "i wear this on monday wear this on tuesday" video and mal duets it saying "hey that's my tshirt. and my jeans. and my hoodie. and my beanie. this girl is a thief!!!"

mal is surprisingly popular?? he mostly posts badly edited prank videos, gym thrist traps and videos of small animals he finds around, like their neighbour's cat that likes to walk with him to the bus stop, a squirrel that climbed on his shoulder and a crow he had been feeding corn kernels to gifting him a £5 note. he got included in a "hot guys of tiktok" compilation video and didn't shut up abt it for a week straight.

he has an ongoing series called "my flatmate is a cryptid no clickbait" in which he follows alina around exposing her, like that time he woke up in the middle of the night and found her doodling on her tablet while blasting 100 gecks (on her headphones) eating peanut butter straight from the bottle. he has a video that goes "things in my flatmate's room that just make sense. number one: my clothes. number two: my pillows. number three: my food"

*alina pacing around in their living room* "hey alina what's the matter" "i can't find my glasses!" "have u checked the shower?" "why would i check the shower??" "dunno, sometimes we find what we're looking for in the strangest places". the glasses were on top of her head the entire time

they both uploaded a video called "we bleach each other's hair at home" and it was just them cry laughing and screaming at each other for 50 seconds. at the end they showed the results and well. people were horny on main that night

alina gets a comment asking "are you two fucking" and she posts a video response like a youtube apology that goes "*sigh* i didn't want you to find out like this... you see, i'm not dating mal because i'm actually in a monogamous, commited relationship with your mom"

flat tour but it's just mal showing his favourite alina paintings that he has been hanging in different rooms

mal: "lesbians what's your wisdom" nadia: "world hard and cold, tiddy soft and warm" tamar: "be gay do crime" mal: "thank u lesbians"

"our white friend tries asian food" with tamar tolya mal alina and zoya making nikolai taste progresively spicier dishes.

"let's get this straight. to be awarded with the honorific of himbo you MUST be 1) big and strong 2) dumb as fuck 3) into pegging. if you don't like pegging you're NOT a himbo. you're a coward and you owe every woman you know £20. malyen out"

they both duet a video from kaz's acc where he explains how the stock market works and they just. stare at the camera while wii music plays in the background

after they get together jesper uploads a compilation of mal pics with the bi wife energy song

#shadow and bone #malina #modern au #a GIGANTIC kiss to the malina bots discord server i love yall!!!!!!#mine

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