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VALENTINE’S APPLICATION. ( Otogi )

your name: Jonouchi Katsuya

Romantic or platonic?: Platonic

A night in or dinner out or an activity?: Oh, no. You're catchin' me out at the mall. And no, I'm not tryin' on any of your punk fashion. I'm gettin' you a taste of a nice pair of kicks.

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: ... do ya even like sweets ?

What's your perfect date?: Anythin' that doesn't involve ya fangirls houndin' us, I guess. Oh, but we can duel ! I owe ya a rematch !

Would you cook for me?: Nyeheh, I'll show ya all my skills around a rice cooker.

Would you let me cook for you?: Dude, you seriously think I'd say no after tryin' your food ?

Can we make-out?: Yeah, hard pass, Pretty Boy.

Make out in private or in public?: hey ! You tryin' to tease me !?

Do you like to cuddle?: T'ch ... with these embarrassin' questions.

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: You cold ? I guess I can fetch a blanket.

Couch or bed?: A good ol' sofa will do.

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?: Yo-Yos, Watching Kung-Fu Theatre flicks, Video Games.

Tell me something about you no else knows: I had the hugest crush on Lara Croft ... da only reason I got into Tomb Raider.

Why do you want to be my valentine?: Are ya kiddin' dis is da best time to catch all da sales in stores ! I need a new cellphone.

What makes you a good Valentine?: I mean ... we've been friends for like ever. Why not ?

RP MUSE VALENTINE'S APPLICATION || @ofhardknoxxx

" Okay, let's get organized with this. " says the one sitting in a DISORGANIZED fashion with a foot atop the other struck over a WHITE counter, in irony so perfect that perfection strives to become it. " One, " One finger goes up, a grin about his lips ready to bully a friend. " Us? Friends. Really? I thought we were either enemies or long lost sisters. Jee, 'nouchi, pulling a plot twist on me like that. And on Val's? Cruel. " Already, he's abandoned the chronology of the application.

" Two, " a pair of fingers now. " fuck sweets. "

" Three, " three up. " can you spell leech, blondie. Give me one good reason to getcha that cellphone. " Preferably one that doesn't involve what SHOULD be years worth of payback for a certain humiliation way back when.

Though who is he kidding? Otogi and gift-giving go so hand in hand that one would think he's among Santa's elves - whatever the valentine's equivalent of that may be. " and finally, four, " he's completely forgotten about putting his fingers up now, just letting his hand dwindle down and leaning a little back all amused at the pure genius he's about to spout right now.

" Lara croft is way out of your league. For your sake, I hope that crush is long gone. "

" But yeah, sure, shopping's chill. You are trying some punk stuff or no cellphone, though. And that's non-negotiable. "

#(( He'll put him in like. HARDCORE punk stuff. Just for the comment ))#(( He shoulda been cast for the new mean girls movie. Maybe it wouldn't have been as bad. ))#✮ ₊ 🅿🆁🅴🆃🆃🆈 🅳🅸🅲🅴 🅳🆄🅳🅴 ❜ . * Otogi Ryuji ‘ ic .#♦ * Otogi ⊹ Jonouchi .#ofhardknoxxx #✮ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ. ꜱᴇᴛ. iɴᴛᴇʀʀᴏɢᴀᴛᴇ! ✮—✒ asks ↲#valentines cw #valentines tw

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Ice ice baby

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Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop?

Yo, I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance

Bum rush the speaker that booms

I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly, when I play a dope melody

Anything less that the best is a felony

Love it or leave it

You better gain way

You better hit bull's eye

The kid don't play

If there was a problem

Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping

With the bass kicked in, the fingers are pumpin'

Quick to the point, to the point no faking

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

Burning them if they're not quick and nimble

I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

And a hi hat with a souped up tempo

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Rollin in my 5.0

With my ragtop down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby

Waving just to say hi

Did you stop?

No, I just drove by

Kept on pursuing to the next stop

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block

That block was dead

Yo so I continued to a1a Beachfront Ave

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis

Rock man lovers driving Lamborghini

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine

Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine

Ready for the chumps on the wall

The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls

Gunshots ranged out like a bell

I grabbed my nine

All I heard were shells

Fallin' on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas

Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed

I'm tryin' to get away before the jackers jack

Police on the scene

You know what I mean

They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends

If there was a problem

Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet

Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it

My town, that created all the bass sound

Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground

'Cause my style's like a chemical spill

Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel

Conducted and formed

This is a hell of a concept

We make it hype and you want to step with this

Shay plays on the fade, slice it like a ninja

Cut like a razor blade so fast

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panterashadow · 5 years

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L¥RIK

Ice Ice Baby

Yo, VIP, let's kick it!

Ice ice baby

All right stop

Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop?

Yo, I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance

Bum rush the speaker that booms

I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly, when I play a dope melody

Anything less that the best is a felony

Love it or leave it

You better gain way

You better hit bull's eye

The kid don't play

If there was a problem

Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping

With the bass kicked in, the fingers are pumpin'

Quick to the point, to the point no faking

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

Burning them if they're not quick and nimble

I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

And a hi hat with a souped up tempo

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Rollin in my 5.0

With my ragtop down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby

Waving just to say hi

Did you stop?

No, I just drove by

Kept on pursuing to the next stop

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block

That block was dead

Yo so I continued to a1a Beachfront Ave

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis

Rock man lovers driving Lamborghini

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine

Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine

Ready for the chumps on the wall

The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls

Gunshots ranged out like a bell

I grabbed my nine

All I heard were shells

Fallin' on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas

Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed

I'm tryin' to get away before the jackers jack

Police on the scene

You know what I mean

They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends

If there was a problem

Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet

Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it

My town, that created all the bass sound

Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground

'Cause my style's like a chemical spill

Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel

Conducted and formed

This is a hell of a concept

We make it hype and you want to step with this

Shay plays on the fade, slice it like a ninja

Cut like a razor blade so fast

Other DJ's say, "damn"

If my rhyme was a drug

I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it's time to get loose

Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice

If there was a problem

Yo, I'll solve it!

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby Vanilla

Yo man, let's get out of here

Word to your mother

Ice ice baby

Too cold

Ice ice baby

Too cold too cold

Ice ice baby

Too cold too cold

Ice ice baby

Too cold too cold

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