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pkmnsdarkqueen · 4 years

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Summary of Karen's interaction with various villains so far.

(something I wrote up during the break, and well after such a warm welcome back thought I’d post it early while I work on replies)

-Mostly tried to paint these in a funny/positive light, but some darker themes mentioned-

Universe it was in at top and another timeline means same with a dif mun.

Under the cut cause long

Giovanni

Hound!verse

G: *tries to sneak up on to be scary and intimidating*

K: *gets startled and slams her elbow into his nose*

G: "OH! FUCK! BITCH MY NOSE!"

K: "oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck I'm sorry! I mean like I didn't get your throat at least!"

G: "Really!? That's the take away here!?"

Possession!verse

G: "Guess who just found out about Rocket experiments and a certain person being combined with Ho-oh!"

K: "Hahahaha, I'm in danger."

In another timeline

Main!verse

G: “I have lost everything.....”

K: “So uh thanks for stopping by my bar, you’re in the right place if you’re wanting a do-over tho!”

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Silver

Main!verse

*The two stating at each other*

K: "Yeup.....I'm taking this one under my wing now."

S: “I...You know I’m an adult and you really don’t have to-”

K: “You’re a kid with too good of a heart, and promise to be left figuring out life on your own. Plus this is me offering to help you work smarter than harder.”

In another timeline

Main!verse

S: "Hey mom I need some help with this."

K: "Sure son what's up."

K&S: *Realization smacks them across the face.*

K: "Aunt."

S: "Aunt works, avoids the need to talk about my trauma and the complications of how I've grown to view you."

K: "YEUP! Also helps me not feel the overload of complicated emotions this brings as I flash back to the horrid way I used to treat you when we worked for the Masked Man.”

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Blue

Main!verse (SAD ONE!)

B: “I the fact you were able to move on from all of the trauma we went through under the hands of the Masked Man.”

K: “I really haven’t fully, but I’m genuinely sorry for my actions which is an apology you’re free to accept whenever you find yourself able to do so. If you’re here to take revenge I’ll let you beat me up within an edge of my life to get it out.”

B: “I don’t want to do that to you because I know it won’t help me. I wasn’t expecting this reaction so.....I guess maybe we try to make this work?”

K: “Ok, and I will put up with you’re numerous overly biting words and painful digs that actively hurt my mental state because I deserve it for everything I did right?”

Everyone: *Slamming their heads against a wall watching Karen try to ‘make right’*

Another timeline

Main!verse

K: “uh hi.”

B: “Go away.”

K: “Yeah that’s fair.”

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Archer

Main!verse

Other people: "You're making deals with the devil."

K: "See here's the funny thing about that, both of us have pitch forks. I mean it makes sense though, what else are we going to use to cut the sexual tension."

Archer: “What are you gonna try to do, fix me?”

K: “I can’t fix you, you fix you, but I can be here to offer.”

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Petrel

Main!verse

K&P: "So the funny thing is we vibe checked each other and it turns out we have the same vibe. Now if you'll excuse us we're gonna go shopping for crocs."

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Tabitha

Main!verse

*They go on a date, and then later*

T: "I don't think we have good chemistry."

K: "Oh thank the gods you feel it too, friends tho?"

T: "Girl 100% friends!"

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Cyrus

Possession!verse

C: "So yeah I have a centipede dragon in my head that can make me do things I don't want to do mostly revolving around being social."

K: "Cool. I have a fire bird in mine that judges my every decision and is really condescending."

C: "As one does."

K: ".......so....friends?"

Giratina: "PLEASE!"

Ho-oh: "Please no."

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Main!verse

Bruno: "I have adopted someone."

N: "I am an adult."

K: "Ah another lost child who is by age an adult."

N: "......How often does this happen?"

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Ghetsis

Main!verse

G: *Tries to murder her, kills one of her pokemon, and hospitalizes her parents.*

K: "Oh golly gee! MY THIRST FOR MURDEE HAS RETURNED AND IT HAS A NAME!"

Everyone: "Karen he has Kygurem."

K: *cocking a gun.* "I WAS TRAINED ON THE ICE AND WILL NOW RELISH IN STAINING IT RED ONCE MORE!"

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Lysandre

Main!verse

K: "Like I'm gonna fall for some skyscraper, spikey haired-"

L: *Does numerous romantic things that just hit right.*

K: ".....I dont know how it happened but uh I've fallen for him and now literally on him and I am too frozen in embarrassment to get up."

L: *Him retelling this as their 'how I met your mother story'

In an alternate timeline

Main!verse

L: "Please just leave me to die."

K and Will: "Ha.....no."

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Malva

Main!verse

M: "Ur an ugly hoe."

K: "And you're just mad your man left you for me."

M: *Fucking livid*

Later

M: "You're a bitch."

K: "Takes one to know one."

M: ".....you know what I'm done losing, friends?"

K: "......ye sure."

And then they proceeded to actually become good friends and tore up the town together.

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Lusamine

Main!verse

L: "Hi there I'm-"

K: "My mom issues personified?"

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Guzma

Main!verse

G: *Busts open Po town door.* "I HAVE MADE A NEW FRIEND!"

K: "Sup, fellow fuck ups of society I'm here to join in on the reformed screw up shenigans."

G: "And we're gonna start by breaking things to get emotions out."

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Faba

Main!verse

F: "Hi I'm a genius."

K: "No more like an arrogant prick, but you didn't hear me say that."

F: ".....I've decided I don't like you."

K: "Did you're genius just figure out I feel the same?"

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Rose

Main!verse

K: *staring*

R: "What?"

K: "You don't pass the vibe check and I can't figure out why.

#(might tag people but kinda debating)#(also keep in mind this is spanning my entire time in here so like alot of these may not be familiar)#(also idk how she's managed to not interact with a maxie or archie this entire time but here are)#interaction summary

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