#What I think would happen if Ida was ever Bastion’s plus one at Faerie Court.
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Fae Courtier: Hey how ya’ll doin- *notices Ida*
Ida: *growls*
Fae Courtier: *screams* Get your fucking dog bitch!
Bastion: It don’t bite.
Fae Courtier: Yes it do!
#incorrect quotes#my ocs#What I think would happen if Ida was ever Bastion’s plus one at Faerie Court.#She has to do the biting for him in this case cause he’s very much muzzled at these events.#Bastion can’t actually lie so he probably couldn’t actually tell the Courtier that Ida doesn’t bite but#I feel the spirit of the vine is still with them.#Me being silly because I can
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