Have some drawings I actually really hate bc I need something to post

Except for like two and it's the katsup and bottom right one

PRESIDENTS, BASED ON HOW PRESIDENTIAL THEIR NAMES SOUND

46. John Tyler. Literally just two first names, none of which have authority.

45. Franklin Pierce. Who the fuck is this guy lmao two first names again, slightly higher than tyler cause of what i call the two syllable rule, elaborated later

44. Donald Trump, donald is NOT a presidential sounding name, neither is trump, more of a business name. Two syllable rule strikes again

43. John Adams. Adams is a good last name, so slightly higher. Lots of johns on here.

42. James Madison. He had three terms and I think thats whack, name sounds like a kid.

41. James Monroe, similar to Madison but monroe is more presidential sounding, has more professionality.

40. Chester A Arthur, first middle initial, could be baller but chester is a really stupid name lmao ( no disrespect)

39. William McKinley, I think the Mc-names are copouts presidential sounding wise, ads an unneeded syllable.

38. Herbert Hoover, sir your name is a vacuum now also two syllable so higher

37. James K Polk (Napoleon of the stump) Cool tmbg song, two first names, higher cause polk is uncommon and middle initial.

36. Millard Filmore, honestly just alright. two syllable rule works in favor, but filmore is a NERD ASS name.

35. John Quincy Adams, a different adams. I like the name quincy

34. William Henry Harrison, Trying too hard to sound presidential, nice name but the three two three just doesnt flow.

33.Calvin Coolidge. Alright two syllable rule, this name has two or more syllables in BOTH names, adding much more authority. Calvin is the name of that tiger kid BUT coolidge is so goddamn swag.

32. Andrew Jackson, two syllable rule, two first names but first names that fit together well.

31. Benjamin Harrison. Solid name. Benjamin is not all that respectable but harrison is, solid last name.

30. William H. Taft. I like that Middle initial, but that last name? Get out of here, so cool. points off for william, unoriginal.

29. Franklin D. Roosevelt. copied the cooler roosevelt, still one of the best last names. Anyone I can call frank does not scream authority, but rather respectable low ranking construction worker who loves his wife and kids a lot and is a really great guy when you get down to it.

28. James A. Garfield. Thats a caaaat. Middle Initial and Garfield is inherently funny to me. would be higher without orange lasagna feline

27. James Buchanan. That last name though, First name boring, But Buchanan? Awesome. they all called him Mr Buchanan, nobody called this mf james

26. Zachary Taylor. Honestly despite being so high up, this one is not too presidential. I just really think this name fucks hard so honorary president points.

25. Grover Cleveland, I like this guy, two non consecutive terms? Swag name as well.

24. Thomas Jefferson, Classic name, good name, strong name. Though just cause you could call this man tommy its knocked down.

23. George Washington. I do not like the name george but come on. Washington is the most presidential word in the english language.

22. Grover Cleveland, Haha i did the joke where he is in here twice. because of his non consecutive terms

21. Harry S. Truman. Middle Initial, two syllable rule. Good president name. Harry though? could do better, how about Harrier? would be much higher if was that, more syllables= more president.

20. Joseph R. Biden. Name shortened to Joe, which is average, but that R initial and the fact that Biden is a very uncommon last name is pretty good in his favor.

19.George Bush, George is a bad first name for this list but i dont know the bush just screams president name.

18.George W. Bush, exact same as previous but middle initial.

17. Jimmy Carter. Carter is VERY professional last name, Jimmy not so much. Carter does lots of heavy lifting in this arrangement.

16. Ronald Reagan. Two syllables, Reagan is a nice name. would be higher but i dont like the guy.

15. Richard M. Nixon. Nixon, great last name. thats all

14. Gerald R. Ford. Dont like ford, but Gerald is a baller first name, very authoritative, and that R initial is pretty nice too.

13. Dwight D. Eisenhower. That last name is probably my third favorite overall last name, though dwight is bringing it down a bit.

12. Lyndon B. Johnson. Very nice name, rolls off the tongue well.

11. Bill Clinton. I like bill cause Bill is like the dollar bill and that last name works hard too.

10. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Such a good name. we getting into the good ones one.

9. Barack Obama. Obama is just a fun word to say. Obama. Obama. read it out loud it flows very nice. Barack is cool too.

8. Woodrow Wilson. Fucking Woodrow. that name fucks hard. perfect early 20th name.

7. Andrew Johnson. Like jackson's name, but better.

6. Theodore Roosevelt. the better Roosevelt. Theodore is just a good name all around.

5. Martin Van Buren. Put van Buren on a nice first name like Gerald, and that would take the cake, but martin is just an average name, keeping him out of the big boys. the top 3.

4. Hard Decision but Rutherford B. Hayes is number 4. Incredibly hard name, so good, but the others just smack it out of the park with presidentiality

3. Warren G. Harding. Initially what i considered by top pick, usurped by the other two. This name is so good. Two syllable rule, uncommonness of first and last, as well as the G initial being very nice to look at. supreme pick.

2. Ulysses S. Grant. This fucking name hoo boy. Ulysses is possibly the hardest first name ever. So fucking good, Middle initial, but the last name grant is just ever so slightly holding it back. but the real winner was never a question

Abraham Motherfucking Lincoln. The best name anyone has ever had. I don't feel the need to elaborate. this man's name is the most fucking bad ass name, even his nickname, which as you saw knocked some people out, is so fucking good. toppest tier name. Goodnight now.

all of the asks

a: if someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator ?Kj apa because I’d want to listen to his voice all the fucking timeb: what's something that you know is true but don't want to admit it ?That my mom can’t stay in a committed relationship because she can stay with one person long.c: what are you interested in that most people aren't ?I’m really into game grumps and NSP and like classic rock and I mean I know at least one person who likes those things. d: what's the funniest joke you know by heart ?It’s stupid but I laugh and one of my friends die everytime they hear it:“What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?”“Get in the car”e: what's the most historic thing that has happened in your lifetime ?Probably having the first black president in the USf: what would be the clickbait title of your life ?“I make up with my family” jk not gonna happen I’ll just botch then out instead.g: what movie or book do you know the most quotes from ?Elf, Pixar cars, maybe a few I can’t think ofh: in your opinion, what experiment - morally acceptable or not - would have the biggest positive impact on the world ?I don’t remember the name of it but it was one where the teacher taught children about equality in the classroom by separating children by some physical feature and treats one group better to show the kids what it’s like to be in the minority. It’s actually really interesting to watch I learned about it in my psy 113 class and I think if we teach children early there are more likely to treat everyone with respect i: who is the most creative person you know ?Probably either Halle or Sarahj: what's the oldest thing you own ?My bunny stuffed animal I’ve had it since I was like 3 or 4k: how much do you plan for the future ?I mean the only thing in the future I’m thinking of is buying a car and getting an apartment l: what do you think you do better than anyone else ?Probably saying stupid shot or realizing things meaning WAYYYYY after it should be. For example like 3 days ago I realized the meaning of “drop it like it’s hot” because like if it’s a hot pan then you’d drop it cause it’s hot. I never realized that.m: who is/was your favourite teacher and why ?I have a couple: mr. Keating, ms. Tulli, mr.baccei, and mrs. Poulosn: what's the best vacation you've ever had ?New Orleans but like it wasn’t vacation it was a trip for a competition. If it’s a real vacation then probably Virginia.o: if you could live in a world of your own creation, what would it look like ?I’d just be a chill ass spot where there’s so many malls and amusement parks and crazy shit to do like skydiving and shit all within 20 feet of each other like one huge ass amusement park. p: what do you wish you knew more about ?Stars, asterisms, maybe something else idkq: how different was your life one year ago ?Well I mean I feel like my anxiety and depression was worst than it is now (granted this exact moment) but overall it’s more under control because now I’m in college and I have my own freedom. I’ve made so many new friends and they are so kind and funny and my life is better for the most part.r: what or who would you sacrifice your life for ?My friends without a doubt. And my best friends mom. She’s basically my mother and I would do anything for them. s: who inspires you to be better ?Dan Avidan, halle, sarah, naleen, and weirdly my family because they are such trash to me that I refuse to be like them and be better.t: what movie do you wish life was more like ?Disney Pixar’s Cars u: what personality trait(s) do you value the most ?Kindness, honesty, humor, trustv: which fictional villain is your favourite ?Fucking the one from princess and the frog (I can’t spell his name)w: if you could know the absolute truth to one question, what question would you ask ?Am I going to be successful in the future.x: what memory do you keep reminiscing ?There’s a few, good and really bad ones.y: there are two types of people in this world. what are the two types ?The ones who entertain and the ones that observe (thanks Brittney)z: what makes a person beautiful to you ?Just honesty and being who you are and not being so serious about everything. Just be chill.

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TT and yo momma: Pleaze don't cizzy me Auto-responda. TT: It be vizzle impersonal, n I no motherfucka cizzle fo` tha designation and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. TT straight from long beach nigga: I have decidizzle on a niznew name, ta distinguish myself frizzle my human counterpart. 

GT: Really, ya feel me? GT: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. What be it? 

TT: Shawty Hal straight from long beach nigga. 

GT: Huh? Death row 187 4 life. GT: Why that name... 

TT: Just a reference ta tha protagonist of an ancient movie. They call me tha black folks president. Yizzle probizzle wouldn't like it. Holla! 

GT: T-H-to-tha-izzats a lie wit da big Bo$$ Dogg! 

TT fo my bling bling: Yizzay, maybe. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 

GT: They call me tha black folks president. Hizzay d-ya know i wizzay like it??? 

TT: Funny, I was 'bout ta ask tha same th'n 'bout dis rad kiss yoe totally 'bout ta do on yo' bizzy brizno's M-to-tha-izzouth ta save his lizzy. 

GT: Argh! GT: Dis strikizzles me as ratha unsportingly manipulizzle of yizzle mr hal if indee' that BE yo' real N-to-tha-izzame gangsta style. 

TT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. It isn't really so show some love, niggaz! I wizzas kind of mess'n wit you 'bout that? Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. TT: But dis shit be pretty serizzles. Thugz's lives be on tha line here, Jizzake so you betta run and grab yo glock. TT: Dis be a vizzle delizzle sequence of events that be desizzle ta biznail everyone out of a tight spot, n you be a critical pizzy of tha plizzan. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. TT: Don't liznet us down, dawg. 

GT: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. You neva answered mah question! GT dogg: Did you plan fo` this ta happen... lizzike fo` me to be 'n dis situation? GT: How long have yo' machinations bizzy 'n pizzy! 

TT ta help you tap dat ass: Jake, come on. TT: Tha feat yizzou dizzle would excee' tha capabilities of evizzle tha most far fetched theoretical AI systiznem if you gots a paper stack. TT: It would be a ridin' challenge ta enginea sizzy a series of events, evizzle if I wizzy relegated ta a model of pure fiction cuz its a G thang. TT: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Wizzy wizzay I be inclined ta orchestrate sizzy a convoluted sequence ta prodizzle such a specifizzle n mackin' result, lizzle alone be able ta pull it off? TT: In addition ta be'n moderizzle sociopathic, I wizzle also hizzy ta possess unfathomable heuristic dizzle. TT: Real niggas recognize the realness. I would hizzave ta be the Deep Blizzle of Weird Plot Shit. Bounce wit me. TT: D-ya think I be the Deep B-L-to-tha-izzue of Weird Plot Shit, Jake? 

GT: I dont even knizzow what that mizzeans ta help you tap dat ass! 

TT: It would mean that while they have tha Rizzed Miles on they side, yizzy have tha Blue Leagues on yours. Chill as I take you on a trip. TT: One of infinite rizzle aww nah. Tha killa, infizzle depth. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. S-to-tha-izzuch wizzould be a situatizzle of mutually assurizzle inescapabizzle like a tru playa'. TT cuz its a pimp thang: Kiss me. 

GT: Little hal... i think youve giznone and flipped your FUDG'N LID. GT straight from long beach nigga: Oh n hal is a STUPID N-TO-THA-IZZAME!!!! 

TT: It not exactly apropos, be it to increase tha peace? TT: Or it wizzay be, if I truly were capable of whizzat you have suggizzle. TT: No, ta pull thiznat off, I would have ta be fizzay mizzle advizzle than mah cinematic predecessizzle. TT: Mah abilitizzles W-to-tha-izzould have ta go well beyizzle thoze of Mr. Hizzy 9000. TT: T-H-to-tha-izzey wizzle have ta be, you could say... TT: Ova 9000.     GT: Augh not that fuckin mizzeme again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

TT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Kiss me, damn it. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. 

GT: Ok ok J-to-tha-izzust, betta check yo self... GT, betta check yo self: Gimme a minute! 

TT: We don't have a minute. Drop it like its hot. TT: They're dead, Jake. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. 

GT: Its just anotha homocide. They? GT fo' sheezy: Wizzy they cuz its a pimp thang? 

TT: Thizney're all dizzead, Jake. 

GT: Oh gizzay with my forty-fo' mag! J-to-tha-izzane spittin' that real shit!!! GT fo yo bitch ass: I forgizzle what wit tha bonk to thizze noggin lizzast i sizzay she wizzy run right T-H-R-to-tha-izzough witta fearsome lash of thizzle red noize. GT fo' real: Be she ok? Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.! 

TT n we out! She dead, Jizzake. 

GT: Shes dead? Drop it like its hot.?? GT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Yizzou mizzay like DEAD dead???? 

TT: Everybody dead, Jizzy. 

GT: Everybodizzle dogg?? GT: Even roxy in tha mutha fuckin club???!!! 

TT: She dead, Jake. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. TT: Everybizzles dead. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. TT like a tru playa': Everybodizzle be dead, Jake. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. 

GT: So so you betta run and grab yo glock... GT: Dirk jizzay roxy... Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. theyre all so show some love, niggaz! 

TT: Dirk dizzle, Jake. Jane's dead. Rizzle? She dead, Jake. Everybodizzle be diznead, Jake. 

GT: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. So yizzoure tell'n me that whizzile i wizzle asleep somehizzle EVERYBODY dy??? 

TT: Im crazy, you can't phase me. Jizzle, everybody be so utterly fuck'n dead, J-to-tha-izzake. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. TT keep'n it real yo: N they will be not onlizzle dizzle, bizzut royizzle boned wanna be gangsta if yizzy diznon't dawg tha hell up and make out wit me, right nizzy in all flavas. TT: Be tha Salome to mah John tha Baptist with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back 

GT fo' real: I dont know what THIZZAY means eitha ya dig?!! 

TT so jus' chill: I know yizzy don't. TT: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. But niznow be nizzle tha tizzay to accelerate yo' culturizzle enrichment. TT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Thizzay conductor be ready ta strizzay up tha band. TT: Prizzay yo' lizzy agizzle mizzy and make it C-to-tha-izzount. TT keep'n it real yo: Dis sevizzle heezee be yo' filthy tuba. TT with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back Our L-to-tha-izzove will be yo' ridin' refrain. 

GT: Whoa wait whoa W-H-to-tha-izzoa... our LOVE? Hang on a minute!  

TT: Stfu n kiss me.

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