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my parents just left the house and I'm home alone. i could set up the slarf wolf rgb stream on the big screen couldn't i
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#liveblogging#if this is another goat simulator MY DOG JUST SHATTERED A LAMP POST CANCLED#WHAT FBE FUCK$#THEY JUST LEFT IM GONNA GET KILLED ONCE I GET HOME FUCK WHAT TBE FUCKd
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same guy that continuously told me about the sexual desires and behavior of his teenage characters [and the fact that it was inspired by his own sex life as a teen] when he was 24/25 and i was 16/17 despite my repeated expressions of discomfort and boundary of "please don't talk about sexual things around me i am super uncomfortable with that" is moralizing on twitter again.
#i dont know i just am really uncomfortable#turns out im both asexual and have a history o fbeing groomed. that'll do it!#wow i'm nineteen now and i have a sixteen year old friend rn and every once and a while go WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU#golly jee jeremiah why don't you use your old twitter account anymore?#well im terrible at conflict so i cant tell these freaks to leave me alone but while it was#is now#one of those
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Fem hoffstrahm again what fbe FUCK is up
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I am so 🧍🏾♀️ I am frustrated 😭😭😭😭
Cause she could of just told him and that man told her, he will come for her no matter what like babes, darling, sweetie just stop and be loved. I mean yes fuck that psycho who wants you dead but, you know deep down Sun Jae ain't gonna stop til he has you.
AND THAT DAMN EPILOGUE JXJSJENF FBE EVERYTIME THEY GET ME TO FALL FOR THEM A LIL MORE
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what the fuck iz ghaf
what fbe fuck is thatt
what the duck is dak
what fthe fuck is tnat
what si ti the fh ni
whag fheidnc js that
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im reccing songs to all my moots!! you get —
the story of beauty / destiny’s child
WHAT FBE FUCK I LOVE IT IM CRYING/pos uhm love you???
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Ravelry took sides. Against the fiber arts community.
Ravelry has had issues for the last few years. They redesigned the site in such a way that it was triggering seizures in people, the heads of Ravelry dismissed such issues as bs and insulted and ignored the people that were complaining, and they took a hands off stance while a scam artist was stealing thousands of dollars from users (that scam artist would end up in jail by the end of that fiasco, all thanks to DT and not to Ravelry).
Earlier today someone, an unknown someone but there are three very good culprits suggested (Jasmin of Knitmore Girls, that toxic Ben guy from Stitches, or BzyPeach), complained about the discussion about the Lady Dye Yarns situation.
And, because of that complaint, two mods got banned. One mod, Chupacabra, got banned for commenting that Diane of Lady Dye Yarns is being taken to court for credit card debt (this is confirmed knowledge that is available to the public on the Massachusetts website, it was not protected knowledge) and not posting proof. And then, when a second mod stepped in, TnyPirate, and posted a screenshot of the, once again, publicly available evidence of Diane being taken to court over credit card debts, she was banned for posting proof!
It turned into a damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation. All in an attempt to silence the consumer advocacy group DT because they were sitting on knowledge that hadn’t been released yet.
Well fuck that. Diane, if you were so scared of this getting out before, well, it’s out now. Chupacabra posted what had not been said on Reddit. Diane, of Lady Dye Yarns, was taking grants from the state of Massachusetts, and was specifically only shipping complete and well dyed yarns to people involved with giving those grants. And that’s how she was supporting her business for ten years. That’s why she was gathering information on people’s real names and linking them to social media accounts, so she could continue to make herself and her company look good, all while throwing the ‘lesser’ customers under the bus.
She was also raising money, for charity she claimed, and keeping it for herself.
She has started fighting chargebacks, so if you’re owed yarn or a refund by her, you need to fight for that money now. She doesn’t have the cash to refund money any longer. Especially now that people are backing away from her now that her thefts have come to light, including stealing and distributing patterns from designers she knew in real life!
All in all, it’s coming out that she really is just a terrible, terrible human being and scam artist that was able to keep the balls in the air for ten long years.
This is what Chupacabra posted on Reddit today:
Harvard Business School, Faculty & Research, Publications
August 2022 Case
HBS Case Collection
Titled ’Boston Impact Initiative: Investing in Local Change’ (Note that this save can be twitchy at times)
Oversight looks to have been an issue for this program. Intriguing considering the financial state and general disorganization of LDY and the company having received a grant with such obvious to accounting Ravelry screaming loud issues, including issues with the Mass Secretary of the Commonwealth, and what that recent debt collection court case implies as iffy credit.
Then, this was found about another program that LDY was involved in that may explain why it appears (and I am alleging) that Diane had to artificially inflate and cheerlead the state of the company. This may be a touch hard to follow because the narrative of what it is and why it is important to the story was still being fully fleshed out for following along. It wasn't quite ready for prime time yet, but was getting close.
From 2021.
First you'll need to open this archived webpage from FBE (Foundation for Business Equity) and then scroll down to the “Our Cohorts” section (almost at the bottom). On the left side there’s orange text/button labelled: “Click on logos to learn more about our Participating Enterprises in Cohort IX and X”
Have a look at the logos.So LDY is listed in their “Cohort IX” &/or “Cohort X”. That’s very recent.For more details on what the BEI Accelerator does, search this document for the phrase “Business Equity Initiative”. Keep searching because there are a few hits worth reading so that the structure of the program makes better sense.
Diane was 100% certainly a member of the BEI Accelerator program in late 2021.
Confirmation was found on Twitter. The tweet is from FBE’s acct and it says:
“As the holiday season arrives, we are highlighting some of the incredible businesses in our Business Equity Initiative (BEI) program. Today we are sharing two businesses that are perfect for classic gifts: Elegant Stitches and ladydyeyarns”, followed by a photo of four dyed skeins with the LDY logo below them.
Diane better have shipped ALLLLL of the contents of her “Ready-To-Ship: The Fabulous Holiday Box” to customers who were directed via this site …. to this one..
It is suspected that things like that tweet above, plus other FBE-generated industry puff articles, were one of the contributing factors to Diane feeling she needed to keep separate league tables/lists of customers to single out for special treatment.
There’s no way she would have ripped off an investor or some big-wig/big-name by giving them the plebeian version of one of her boxes (or none at all!). They’d receive the bespoke one with 120% of the contents plus a hand-composed note. Delivered on. time. or kablooey … shit says hello to fan. Nobody complains like a burned donor. NOBODY.
It is also suspected that all of the above is why she also has bigger name defenders. She cultivated those relationships to cultivate more relationships to bring in more money to look better to programs. It's an ouroboros of networking to get more money to network to get more money.
It's bullshit all the way down, and at the very bottom are the customers who were simply rungs on the ladder to the real moneymakers and grant program approvers.
Now that it's been reported that on top of the inability to confirm claimed donations, stall on any refunds, and the outright theft from designers that she knew in real life and served on the Vogue Diversity Councel with that she is possibly fighting disputes, the Mass AG is making calls, and the DT forum and mods have been targeted for official shutting the fuck up it's starting to look like this was possibly just another scammer in some extra pretty packaging.
For what it is worth I absolutely think her defenders are being just as manipulated as everyone else has been. I just can't say if they are victims or volunteers yet, and they aren't talking so I'll leave that up to everyone else to decide.
#lady dye yarns#lady dye yarn scandal#scam artist#fiber arts community#knitting community#ravelry#false charity fundraising#stealing from customers
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There's an au concept @demonprincezeldris had that I wanna explore but without the tc x Mel shipping but... what if Meliodas lost his memories? Specifically what if Merlin hit him too hard and caused enough blunt force trauma for Meliodas to forget everything except someone apologizing and calling him Captain. An au where he wa legitimately a bartender who knew nothing of the Sins or being one himself until a oddly familiar girl came along looking for them and they both go looking for the Sins and discover Meliodas is a sin along the way. It ends to so many questions when Elizabeth recognizes the tattoo that Hawk was always insistent on Mel hiding because, well, what did happen 10 years ago!? Why doesn't Meliodas remember? Who was fbe mysterious figure who attacked him? Did he really kill the Grandmaster!? For Elizabeth it doesn't seem possible, this sweet, kindhearted bartender who likes to joke around with his piggy and makes terrible food doesn't seem like a murderer. Their journey together becomes this huge thing where Meliodas tries to regain his memories and reclaim his past while Elizabeth helps as best she can because this kid is probably her only hope of saving her family and the kingdom
I can totally see Meliodas being super confused when Alioni and the other knights suddenly knock on his door, demanding that the Rust Knight come out.
"Hand over the Rust Knight who is suspected of being one of the Seven Deadly Sins!"
Mel: Ah fuck, there's trouble. What do we do?
Hawk, looking at the armor parts that Elizabeth was wearing: I have an idea
This leads to Twigo coming and throwing Mel, Eli and Hawk off the cliff. They still fall, but fortunately no one gets hurt, and they make their way back up, with Meliodas being weirdly fast.
They survive the fight with Twigo thanks to Meliodas' reflexes. He's absolutely terrified and when he throws Twigos own attack back at him, he's the most surprised out of anyone because he didn't even know he could do that!
The first little 'hurdle' is Vanya, where the water was sealed off by a holy knight. In canon, Meliodas is the one who pulled that sword out, but they haven't found any other Sin yet, so Mel, Eli and Hawk don't know that Mel is capable of pulling it out yet, because, to everyones knowledge, he's just a simple bartender. Even if he has a sword, that's mostly for intimidation!
I do wonder how they would get out of that one.
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WAIT THAT WAS SO COOL WHAT FBE FUCK
#something abt that music video itches my brain i am OBSESSED#oh my god and the part where it’s flicking between the different versions of the band but they’re all placed in the exact same positions so-#-it doesn’t look like they’re changing it looks like it’s just their surroundings#like that must’ve taken AGES to do it’s so good#ash rambles#ted nivison you’ve done it agajn
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update on Mardi Gras dude:
bruh
#i started the elves arc and#WHAT FBE FUCK#HES SO BABY THO#BUT UMMMM BRO???#IS HE DEAD???#black clover#william vangeance
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im not sure if i want context, actually
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danzo? a bad guy? its more likely than you think
#he killed fbe frog messagmer what the fuck#i love re witnessing just how bad some of the chartcter sin this show are#bot bad like baly writting but likeEvil#aub talks
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Boba Fett season finale shit post
Spoilers below. Obviously.
Rip hot twilek your 6 minutes of screen time will be duly forgotten
WAIT THEY KILLED MAX REBO
Fuck the Pykes man
I can tolerate space drug trade but I draw the line at killing renowned jizz musicians
God Fennec Boba and Din in one shot now there’s a sandwich I wanna be in
Many thoughts and yet none at all just sin
Not them trying to redeem the mayor
“I have an idea to draw Fett out.” I’m sending g that there’s the inspo for a new WAVE of self insert fanfic
XWINF
Luke coming to help his boy toy???
The child????
YEP
That’s artooie:)))
THE BABY
Wait can he drive
Me and PELI are on the same page
HES SO TINY
BRIGHT EYES
R2 s like we’re on a SCHEDULE
ME TOO PELI ITS A TERRILBE NAME
WAIT DID BE CHOOSE THE SRMOR
Is he dropping out of Jedi school
If so I’m gonna have to start kinning baby Yoda
Goth Wookiee :)
Someone’s gonna sneak up on them
Din stop being so sexy
God boba in his armor is so sexy
This is the showdown we wanted in clone wars
Star Wars-issficstion of southern idioms
Ok but two of them are wearing beskar and u are not
Boba said “no 💖🖕”
Why do I feel like fennec is gonna take the brunt of this
Fennec being the sexy voice of reason as always
“Ur going soft in ur old age” as if Bane isn’t fucking ancient
I love my little beuqacratic wiggler
Yep just as I fucking thought
NOT GOTH WOOKIE
I don’t appreciate them ripping my found family trope to pieces
So that augmented eye is very helpful to his aim huh
Not the water waste
God I love her
SHES SO SEXY
Lil punk said lesbian panic!!!
The only woman I would call Mommy
The last time Din got trapped in a blown out bar, it didn’t go well
We love a loyal bestie
More self insert inspo “I’m with you til we both fall”
WIGGLER SAYS I DONT WANNA DIE HERE
NOT THE EDUCATION ELITISM
He said I’m not afraid to pathetic
Is he not gonna read that first
What if it just said “fuck u losers”
Yay space slurs!!!!
Pls be inappropriate
“Nothing 💖”
Creative writing king! He wrote that so fast
Jet pack hotties
INLOVE THE KNEE BLASTERS
THE SLUT TURN DIN J LOVE U
Overkill a lil boys???
DIN WHY ARE TOUSING HR UNARMORED HANDS RO GAUARD UR BESKAR HELMETED HEAD
Awww yay :)
Can y’all imagine like living in this part of town??? Just like, trying to get brunch, and this shit happening.
No the moped!!!!
YES CITY FOLK COUNTRY FOLK FISCORS
Disapproved dad says save it
GOTH WOOKIE
Din’s thighs :)
Oh no
Hey maybe we should start shooting now
Yes start shooting now that they put their RAY SHIELDS up
Ahhhh clone wars nostalgia
Goth WOOKIE said show off
Well that was a waste of a missile
Quick mafs
“You’ve run out of friends” me too boba
God I love this man
Both of them actually
Hey maybe let’s not just run in a mobbed straight line guys????
There is one droid chasing you and approx 60 of y’all
Slutty lil spin there
Din is so fast ????
FHE HAMMER TBDKW
Bonk !!!
She’s gonna show that baby and dins gonna be like “YOU BROUGHT MY SON INTO A BATTLE ZONE????”
I fight usually leads to dying
They’re in love
THE IMMEDJATE FARHER PANJC
FBE HUG ONG Y’ALL IM CRYING
HES SK HAPLY TENDER AND SOFT I LOVE HIM
Fave dilf
HE CAUGHT HIM
Not the tooth!!!
YES YES YES YES YES
Zillow beast vibes
Boba lemme sit on ur lap while you ride
NO NO NO
ok that was hot
Remisnent if genonosis Kenobi
YES BABY DO UR THINK PROTECT HR DAD
ARE U OK
Boba u are so hot
They’re in LOVE
But fr fr city x country makes the best pairing
Imagine if that was ur house
Boba I demand reparations
Who is the lil pretty boy we keep seeing
NO BO NO NO NO
Not mysmotinal support space beast!!!!
They’re gonna date!!!!
Wiggler x PELI!!!!
YES INWAS WAITJNF DOR ONE OF THEM TO GET EATEN
I doubt they’ll kill off Bane. But liek…. What if they did
Also that’s ANOTHER problem for the city
HOODLUMS
HEY YO
Mmmm Jango ment
Just grab his little face tubes
YES STICK STUCK STUCK
Oh maybe they will kill him
Makes since tho he’s like OLD OLD
He’s wAs old in Clone Wars
Oh nvm he’s def not dead
STOP SOOTING HIM
Ok now for a King Kong parallel
NO NOT THE BALL
ok that was hot Din
NO NO NO NO
KID
HIM LITTLE WADDLE
HIS EARS
HIS EYES
How to train ur dragon parrlell
CLONE WARS KENOBJ PARALLELL
HIM LITTLE HANDS
NAP BUDDIES
Found my new screen saver
Yay decaptiated heads are back!!!
They should hire a tourism director
YES FENNEC FUCK IT UP
So sneaky :)
NOT THE REN FAIR MUSIC
Rip to the ham guards
THE TAPS
truly encapsulated what having a toddler is like
I LOVE THEM
Is there an end credit scene
Just realized that in the choral grunting they’re saying Fett- I’m an idiot
Yep end credit scene
I swear if it’s bane
COBBY BOY
Boba quit modifying ppl without their consent!!!
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SINCE WHEN HAVE I BEEN FOLLOWING A FUCKING TCC BLOG......
#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT FBE FUCK WNAG THE FUCK#WHO???? HELLO?????#tcc as in true crime not teacber crush but theyre both bad bad ba hddbfkdndjdn#birch.txt#tcc tw
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So... a week or so ago I asked if you could assign super powers to the characters of the Gossip Girl reboot, specifically based on their personalities, what would they be.
Well, this week, I'm home from work because of Covid (not me personally, but I was in close proximity to someone so I'm off as a precaution) and I decided to start rewatching Heroes. And I started to go through the abilities on the show and in the comics for these characters.
Here's what I got.
JULIEN CALLOWAY - persuasion
As an Instagram influencer, she sways people toward one thing or another. I'm seeing her unintentionally persuading people to buy certain products or avoid certain people with her ability, which is channeled through her voice, which I liked because her father is a musician and fbe actress herself (Jordan Alexander) is a singer.
ZOYA LOTT - precognition
In Heroes there was a character who could paint the future when he was in a drug-induced trance. For Zoya, instead of painting, I decided to go with what got her into Constance: writing, though minus the drugs. So her precognative abilities are channeled through automatic writing, and someone, probably one of the teachers, probably Kate, starts to notice that the writing assignments Z turns in just might be predicting the future.
OTTO "Obie" BERGMANN IV - flight
I struggled with Obie, because he's just... there. But I went back and watched his scenes again and noticed how Obie tends to think of himself as "above" all the drama that engulfs the others in his social circle. So I decided to just go with the easiest solution and give him flight, maybe having it start as levitation.
MAX WOLFE - bliss and horror
You might be asking yourself, what the hell is "bliss and horror"? Well, in the Heroes comics, the father of the character known for the most part as "The Haitian" was a man called Guillaume. Guillaume's ability was to induce extreme euphoria or terror in his worshippers (he was a Houngan), and that just made me think of Max, who is constantly chasing the next high and then crashing with those lows. It just fit really well for me, especially because it was an ability only seen in the comics and not on screen.
AUDREY HOPE - rapid cellular regeneration
Audrey was like Obie, in that I couldn't really figure her out enough to assign an ability. She seems kind of apathetic and "dead inside" so I thought about some kind of empathic ability, but that seemed too close to what I gave Max. So I looked at the narrative itself, specifically how she's never really called out for her many fuck-ups, and then I remembered Claire. The ability to heal from any wound almost instantly. I figured it would also help explain why she appears bored most of the time, because nothing can really affect her permanently.
AKENO "Aki" MENZIES - bilocation
Aki was my favorite to assign. I went with bilocation, because Aki was being torn between his relationship with Audrey, and his feelings for Max. I thought it would be cool if he could actually split and pursue each avenue simultaneously. And then, because I was thinking of Heroes, I thought of Niki and her alter ego, Jessica. I imagine that Aki could have an alter that pursues what he really wants even while he's shackled by expectations. This alter would be called Kai, which is just an anagram of Aki.
LUNA LA - appearance alteration
This is another ability that only appeared in the Heroes comics, and it's the ability to completely change the physical appearance, including skin color, hair and even vocal cords of another person, but not the owner of the ability. These changes also only last, at best, 24 hours. With Luna's role as a designer and make-up artist, I thought that would be a good fit for her.
MONET DE HANN - invisibility
Hear me out! I know she's a fan favorite and a definite scene stealer, but when it comes to her role in the plot, she's the power behind the throne, the one who pulls the strings from the shadows, unseen by everyone because they're all focused on Julien. Invisibility would be right up her alley to get the "dirty work" done without it being linked to her.
Yes, this is a bit ranty, and I don't know what I'm going to do with any of this. I have the ideas for a few one-shots in my head based around these ideas, and if I ever get the motivation to write them, I'll definitely share them. But this is just something I do, play a what if game by mixing shows and genres.
#gossip girl reboot#gossip girl#julien calloway#zoya lott#obie bergmann#max wolfe#audrey hope#akeno menzies#luna la#monet de haan
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Wash Day
Yall I just really want Trisskel to be a solid couple from like, day one and be happy and in love and hhhnnngggg. I have feelings. (specifically Netflix Triss and Game Eskel)
Summary: Modern AU Eskel helps Triss with wash day when she cant use her arms.
Warnings: Mentions of burn injuries and burns in healing process, nothing gorey, just the mention of scabs, temporary dependency, dealing with the shitty mental part of recovering from major injuries/surgeries - not fucking bathing, eskel is not flexible and tries so hard to do things right. bless, lol swearing as is usual
I’d like to put a little disclaimer that I did a bunch of natural hair care research for this but I have no experience save from helping my friend diffuse her hair before class.
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Triss groaned and tossed her phone to the other end of the couch she was perched on, wiping her one good hand over her face. Her burns over her chest still weren’t allowing her much range of motion with her right arm and her hair was starting to drive her absolutely insane. Yennefer was going to come over and help with wash day, but Ciri got in a fight at school, leaving Triss to sit with an itchy, ratted, and, frankly, horrendous head of hair.
She leaned her head back against the arm of the couch and sighed, not even able to adjust the bun Eskel had helped her with that morning.
Speaking of…
She scooted over the couch to pick up her phone, tapping the little call icon under his nickname, “Hey, Yen can’t come over tonight. No need to pick up the wine,” she sighed.
“Are you sure? Nothing wrong with a little treat, babe.”
“I’m sure. It was more for her efforts than my treat anyway.”
“If you say so… How are you feeling?”
“Less shit than this morning. I’m just tired,” she didn’t add the feeling of hopelessness that went along with not even being able to bathe on her own. He worried enough for the both of them and then some.
“I’m picking up the good wine. I’ve got one more client then I’m done. Maybe take a nap?”
“Skel…”
“I will spoil you if I want to. Oh! Look! There’s my 3:30! Bye Bug! Love you!” he hung up on her before she could protest.
She rolled her eyes as she lowered the phone into her lap, smiling a little despite her annoyance.
Gingerly, she made her way to their bedroom and laid down, running the risk of taking out the bun to lay comfortably. She turned on a podcast she told Jask she’d listen to and hoped to zone out at the least, if not actually sleep.
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Triss was woken by Eskel stomping in their front door and dropping his gym bag with a dramatic thud. A few moments later she could hear grocery bags settling on the kitchen counter, the distinct sound of wine bottles bumping together reminding her what he probably had planned.
She ever so slowly tipped over and pushed herself up with her left hand, catching a horrifying full-body reflection in the mirrored closet doors.
The scabs and little spots that were still bandaged she was starting to get used to, but the rest of her? Looking at herself in sweats that hadn’t been changed in two days, a summer tank top with no bra and coffee stains, and mismatching fuzzy christmas socks was… difficult. Her hair was wild, all the curls stretched out and sticking together in big frizzy clumps that stuck out at odd angles.
She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. It had only been four weeks. No one was going to be back to normal after four weeks. Her body was using all its energy to heal, not look put together.
Regardless of her efforts she felt the tears well up in her eyes and her breath hitch with the effort of holding them back.
It still fucking sucked.
Eskel’s soft touch on her thigh made her jump, “Is it hurting again?”
She shook her head, opening her eyes to see him knelt in front of her with his eyebrows drawn up in worry, “No. I’m okay,” she whispered, pulling herself together and resting her hand over his.
Eskel tilted his head, “Then what’s wrong?”
“I… I look like I fell down the garbage chute,” she laughed. It wasn’t her usual, musical laugh, though. She laughed because she knew, in the grand scheme of things, it was ridiculous. It felt stupid to be worried about how she looked when she’d lived and, well, laughing was better than more tears.
“You’re always lovely to me,” Eskel hummed, brushing her tears away with the back of his knuckles.
She leaned into his touch and took a steadying breath, “I just don’t feel like me.”
He stretched up to kiss her forehead, “I’m sorry, Bug.”
She just shrugged and squeezed his hand.
“Yen called. I got a very long lecture on wash day and firm orders to help you wash and deep condition your hair. If you’re feeling up to it,” Eskel flashed that crooked grin she could never resist and she shrugged, a small smile tugging at the corners of her lips.
“Are you prepared to follow instructions?” she teased.
“Babe,” he raised one eyebrow, “the only instructions I don’t follow are on Top Ramen packs.”
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Eskel seemed to have confused ‘instruction’ with ‘directions’.
“I swear to God, Eskel. You don’t have to read the ‘how to use’ blurb,” Triss groaned, sitting on a kitchen chair they’d moved into the bathroom with dripping wet hair, “Just section off my hair and do what I tell you.”
“But I don’t want to use too much,” he protested, “This says to use one tablespoon!”
“Yeah! For natural blondes! I have completely different hair and know what I’m doing. Use half the bottle! I don’t care! Just get it fucking clean!”
Eskel rested his hand on her good shoulder and gave her an apologetic look in the mirror, “I’m sorry. How many sections do you want?”
“I- it’s not a number. You just- kneel down for me I’ll show you,” she pointed at the floor next to her and sighed, missing Yen more than ever. She drew little lines with her nails through Eskel’s hair as she explained just how to scrub while making the least amount of tangles possible. He watched her in the mirror and pointed to the points on her scalp she was talking about with a look of serious concentration.
It was cute. Even if he was a little inflexible he really did want to do a good job.
Conditioner was easier, even combing out the tangles went fairly smooth. They took a break and made dinner, breaking open the good wine.
Just having her hair down and somewhat bouncy again made Triss feel a million times better. The sweats were exchanged for yoga pants and the tank top for one of Eskel’s sweaters too. It almost felt normal.
They ate ice cream while he worked the deep conditioning mask through her hair.
“You sure I’m not using too much?” he asked, leaning over her shoulder to take the bite she held up for him, nice and small so he didn’t get a brain freeze.
“Fbe moreb fbe bedder,” she tried speaking around a giant bite of ice cream, giggling at the face of confusion he made with the spoon still sticking out of his mouth.
She swallowed and scrunched her nose at the light brain freeze, “The more, the better. We’ll rinse it out in the morning and I don’t want any dry spots.”
He nodded and waited for her to take the spoon back before getting back to work, “Yes ma’am.”
“Mmm, I like that.”
Eskel rolled his eyes as she let down a new section, “Oh do you, now? I had no idea.”
“Mhm!” she nodded with a proud smile, taking another bite of ice cream and earning a chuckle from him.
She walked him through a couple rough twists and adjusting the plastic soaking cap before attempting to explain how to tie a headscarf. He was… truly awful. Somehow she ended up almost blindfolded before she just gave up and found him a video to follow. It took him a few tries, but eventually he got it the right level of snug. I
She tried to tilt her head back to look at him but that pulled at some of her new scar tissue, so she tried another angle and another before she huffed and resorted to standing up to look at him, “Thank you Skel.”
“No problem, Bug,” he hummed, wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing her nose.
Triss laid her head on his chest, the perfect height for him to rest his chin on top of her head, “No, I mean it. It… helps. A lot.”
He rubbed soothing circles over her back, swaying them slightly, “I’m just glad I could do something…” he took a breath like he wanted to say something more but settled for pressing a kiss to the sloppily tied scarf. She hummed and leaned into him, snaking her hands around his hips and up under his shirt to rest over his back dimples.
Triss could have stayed there forever.
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