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Christmas-Related Valicer (Modern!AU) Headcanons

I already did Halloween, so let’s get festive here~

-->As you might imagine, Smiler LOVES ugly Christmas sweaters. XD They have a whole collection of weird designs, including some that have lights and sounds. XD They also definitely give them out as gifts, and Victor and Alice each get a couple appropriate to their tastes.

-->Smiler’s Christmas decorations are almost entirely kitschy stuff -- those singing and dancing tree toys, various rude Santas, smiley-face light strings, stuff like that. Victor, for his part, came with some stuff from his house, which means he has a lot of super-delicate, super-expensive stuff that he’s afraid to take out for fear it’ll get broken, so he embraces Smiler’s hardier, more-fun nonsense. Alice, for her part, never really decorated after getting out of Rutledge, so she’s only too happy to jump on Smiler’s bandwagon of ridiculousness.

-->Smiler also has a bright yellow artificial Christmas tree, natch -- Victor and Alice, more used to natural trees from their childhood, do need a minute to get used to that. XD Once they’re all living together, they have both the yellow tree and a natural green tree in different corners, and all buy ornaments for both (Alice likes cats and rabbits, natch; Victor dogs and butterflies, natch; and Smiler -- I’m picturing frogs in Santa hats and those ornaments you can put little photos in).

-->Like with Halloween, Smiler’s friend group has movie nights -- Oblivion and Th13teen tend to pick goofy holiday horror movies on their nights, while Rita and Galactica stick with more traditional fare or straight-up comedies. There’s also one designated “mock Hallmark” night with plenty of booze (Victor and Alice really like that one, even if they don’t really drink themselves).

-->Also like with Halloween, Victoria and Emily host treat nights, making Christmas-themed cookies and building gingerbread houses! Their first few efforts are -- iffy, but they eventually get the hang of it and make some pretty impressive structures.

-->Alice, once she realizes she has more people than just Nanny to celebrate with, gets really into taking photographs and making scrapbooks about the holidays because -- well. She lost all her PREVIOUS Christmases to the fire. I imagine Victor gets her a nice camera one year, to her absolute delight.

-->Victor tells everyone to please give him an upper spending limit when it comes to gifts because “I grew up rich and with a mother who only accepted REALLY EXPENSIVE presents -- I do NOT have any sense of proportion.” (He still has a tendency to go a bit over, but nobody really minds.)

-->And to brush up against NSFW-ness, there’s probably a few “special presents” that the trio opens alone on Christmas Eve for special fun times. XD I mean, I do have them as a hypnokinky hinge trio focused on Smiler and Alice teaming up to dom Victor. . .

#christmas #headcanons #valicer #headcanon #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler alton #the smiler #human smiler AU #yeah I wanted to make sure I had something for this holiday too #I imagine Smiler is one of those who happily drinks super-sweet peppermint lattes and sings carols unprompted #one of those people who just doesn't get sick of Christmas music #or at least it's a lot harder for them to get sick of it #that being said they definitely like the comedy stuff best #Victor meanwhile stresses about going too expensive on presents #and Alice is like 'we love you we get it don't worry'#Victor: 'have you MET ME'#also I think I just realized frogs are Smiler's favorite animal #this is all because of the frog breeding Smiler Always does isn't it?#well let me go add that to another post I've got in the works #queued

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