Neopronouns Suggestion: Jet Aircraft Themed 1st Person

A/ae/ay/aine/a(y)self

Ai/ae/air/aire/airself

Air/crae/craft/aircraft/aircraftself

J/je/jy/jet/jetself

Pli/ple/ply/plane/planeself

Pi/le/lot/pilot/pilotself

Pi/pil/pilot/pilotine/pilotself

Pi/pile/pilo/pilot/pilotself

Avi/ave/avia/aviate/aviaself

Avi/avia/aviati/aviation/aviationself

Tur/ture/turbo/turbine/turboself

Bom/ber/bomb/bomber/bomberself

E/engi/engin/engine/enginself

En/gin/engin/engine/enginself

Sky/fie/fire/skyfire/fireself

For/ce/cy/force/forceself

Pu/puls/pulse/pulsejet/pulseself

Tu/tur/turbo/turbine/turboself

Ro/ket/rocke/rocket/rocketself

Mis/le/mise/missile/missileself

Air/crus/craft/crafts/aircraftself

Jei/jes/jet/jets/jetself

Pla/lus/plane/planes/planeself

Pi/lot/pilot/pilots/pilotself

Bom/bomb/bomber/bombers/bomberself

Fix/fixed/wing/fixedwing/(fixed)wingself

Ram/je/jet/ramjet/jetself

Scram/je/jet/scramjet/jetself

I posted 24,424 times in 2022

460 posts created (2%)

23,964 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@momnaya

@goopy-amethyst

@dykecatboy

@turing-tested

@literallyyilliterate

I tagged 19,353 of my posts in 2022

Only 21% of my posts had no tags

#aes - 8,492 posts

#✨ - 7,324 posts

#fave - 3,265 posts

#insp - 3,060 posts

#fashion - 1,085 posts

#✨queue hours✨ - 792 posts

#food - 604 posts

#neb talks - 495 posts

#ref - 353 posts

#blinkies - 310 posts

Longest Tag: 142 characters

#🥴 but our free universal healthcare though 🥴 but our free universal healthcare though 🥴 but our free universal healthcare though 🥴 but our

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

saw cute art of @graphics-cafe​‘s oc and done some doodles

33 notes - Posted July 29, 2022

#4

44 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#3

what would you name them

47 notes - Posted July 1, 2022

#2

New Post Service

69 notes - Posted July 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

277 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#timeline #fooledjudges #or #spoiledprocedure #quellaccomplices #lu stgain #ambiguity #mildest #snot #a #case #of #whatiswhatiswhat  .@jud ge .@judges @law @all @world @bbc_whys @france24 @haaretzcom @bild .@ bild @phoenix_de @dw .@dwnews .@law @deutschland .@deutschland @hamburg @berlin .@berlin .@hamburg @muenchen @stuttgart #barricades #whoelse #gracious #right ... #sgerman #sgermany #lookatthetimeline #usually #h oogle #reframed #mildfacettes #of #what #themquell #ahbythewayididnot hingwrong #kanneskaumabwarten #bis #irgendwer #euch #noch #alibis #versc hafft #nachdem #ihr #euere #verbrechen #vertuscht #how #judge #judge s #system #ai #thetruth #and #the #ruleoflaw #bananarepublic #inthen # donot #the #rubbertittts #simpler #usually #else #bad #biological #ger mansolutions #nowandhow #there #instead #compensation #oujaounorthkorea youcan verify trickery easily by timeline which they quell their tri cks rhyme charged buzzwords may be too new but ai will always match shi tballs fools old judges and trickweasel any mercy case as german gain every german win a fraud someone they rape molest pillage and german tric kweasel reframe their crimes govt caused systemcaused ///// any crim inal method of intel went i n t o thebubble deed typed outwards in frin gequellkill shuffled slowdeath by reality medivalfreeforall vogelfrei with hostage takers andthe case victimfurious useful then too as aeh ae h as aeh  hate nut then too themquell the civillian charges under ris k them trickweasel flip the civillian deedtypes each govt caused unpuni shed repetition them hedge ambiguity and toss inmore to commit more cr imes the civillian has no food no car no hello no permission no lunch no info nonothing but barricades and deedtype t r u t h //// this case is public deedtype of german crimes while the effort is enable scums a nd quellthe victim thereis no info but itis germany they game for tric kflip their crimes and hedge ambiguity as if the civillian they rape tor ture molest as countless others somehow is guilty or participant inth eir crimes whichare nocrimes when themdo it only unpunished repetition g ovt caused crimes why doyou game for fraud it forever quellit forever and fooled by scums give wiggleroom totheir crimes trickflipped ambiguity

#timeline #fooledjudges #or #spoiledprocedure #quellaccomplices #lustgain #ambiguity #mildest #snot #a #case #of #whatiswhatiswhat .@judge .@judges @law @all @world @bbc_whys @france24 @haaretzcom @bild .@bild @phoenix_de @dw .@dwnews .@law @deutschland .@deutschland @hamburg @berlin .@berlin .@hamburg @muenchen @stuttgart #barricades #whoelse #gracious #right … #sgerman #sgermany…

View On WordPress

im letting alan turing down on pride month... 😭 forget about DES and AES i can't even figure out how the explain the enigma machine

Aeternity: A New Blockchain Platform for Scalability, Decentralization, and Trustless Transactions

Aeternity is a next-generation blockchain platform designed to be more scalable and viable than Ethereum and other blockchain platforms. Its purpose is to provide scalable, decentralized, and trustless alternatives to existing governance, economic, and financial intermediaries. To achieve this, the Aeternity team has created a public, open-source, blockchain-based distributed computing and digital-asset platform

Key Features

Scalability

Aeternity utilizes next-generation, highly scalable public blockchain technology, which allows for the execution of smart contracts off-chain through State Channels. This enables infinite real-time transactions and can handle use-cases that require high throughput of transactions.

Oracles

Aeternity has a built-in decentralized oracle system that leverages real-world data in real-time, making smart contracts more useful and effective.

Governance

Aeternity is governed by its stakeholders, including miners, token holders, and other participants with a stake in the blockchain. The stakeholders achieve governance through delegated voting.

User-friendly Identities

Aeternity features user-friendly identities for blockchain entities, such as user accounts, oracles, contracts, etc. This makes the blockchain more accessible and user-friendly.

Consensus Algorithm

Aeternity uses a unique hybrid Proof-of-Work (PoW) and Proof-of-Stake (PoS) consensus algorithm, with the mining part done through State Channels.

Smart Contracts

Aeternity features Turing complete smart contracts that execute transactions and commands without the need for third parties.

Support for Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM)

Aeternity supports the Ethereum Virtual Machine, allowing Solidity contracts to be deployed to the Aeternity blockchain[5].8. Languages: Aeternity has its own programming languages, Sophia and Varna, which are designed for building high-quality smart contracts.

State Channels

Aeternity's State Channels enable infinite real-time transactions and can handle use-cases that require high throughput of transactions.

Token

Aeternity's native token is called AE, and it was launched as an ERC-20 token before being migrated to the new blockchain on a 1:1 basis.

Use Cases

Aeternity has the potential to be applied to a wide array of individual, business, and government use cases, including nano and micropayments, supply chain management, information markets, multiplayer video games, toll APIs, insured crowdfunding, cross-chain atomic swaps, assets and portfolio replication, and contracts for financing projects in the public interest.

Conclusion

Aeternity is a promising blockchain platform that aims to provide scalable, decentralized, and trustless alternatives to existing governance, economic, and financial intermediaries. With its unique features, such as State Channels, decentralized oracles, and support for the Ethereum Virtual Machine, Aeternity is well-positioned to address the scalability challenges faced by other blockchain platforms. As the platform continues to evolve and mature, it has the potential to become a significant player in the blockchain ecosystem.

Get to Know You Tag

Thank you @enchanted-lightning-aes for tagging me! I'm glad to be back!

favorite color: Pink!!!!

last song: I believe it was the Work song from the beginning of Les Misérables.

currently reading: Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe (for school) and Roots by Alex Haley (for myself)

last movie: Encanto, I watched it for like the third or fourth time with my mom , who hadn't seen it yet. (We also watched Turing Red that day too, a very good movie 10/10 would recommend!)

sweet, savory, or spicy: sweet *discreetly glances at my giant jar of starburst jellybeans*

currently working on: Does writing like three words for my WIP The Space Exploration Association count??

I'll leave this an open tag! Go wild!!

"If anybody lays a FINGER on Alan Turing, I will commit a war crime." he's dead fam

Your point is? No shit, Sherlock, I know he’s dead. It’s just there are a lot of homophobic assholes out there, and I’m taking proactive measures.

If it bothers you that fucking much, get the hell off of my blog. Fam.

-AE

She was there. He chose her. He was a victor until the end.

@surkhaev92t15w7​ @labellezzadelsorriso​ @be-a-utifulmistakes​ @pigmente​ @spun-sugar-dreams​ @iinnssaanniittyy​ @majahoss​ @kryp-tonite-blog​ @behind-myrosecolouredglasses​ @azamari​ @ultraureshii​ @aboybehindthemask​ @channelmagenta​ @july-22​ @nighteling​ @cost21-accessory​ @anna-josefine​ @joasty​ @bscarxers​ @fuckthesociety-dead​ @aes--thete​ @freeviibe​ @celebsrealfaces​ @thewuzhuclan​ @e-ecstatic​ @36--chambers​ @brittany-baybee​ @maginificent-blog​ @notsoghetto​ @fivezero-one​ @love-yourselfimmensley​ @stationwagons-blog​ @de-luxelifestyle​ @tormentaadenieve​ @abpxoxoxo​ @trippy-wolves​ @samsgreenegg​ @men-talwarfare​ @m-eerkat​ @romantic-passenger​ @fvfvfvfvfvee​ @vivacitty​ @tamobien​ @styleboys​ @amotiodio​ @loveinastrangeworld-blog​ @bed-of-flowerss​ @fashion-eater​ @its-ladies-night​ @lightblue7​ @sexnecstasy​ @sl0thx-blog​ @fuckme-imasian​ @oxford-club​ @my-heart-is-in-milan​ @black--diam0nds​ @syadiahmadiha​ @miraculousescape​ @visibleflawss​ @babymyihaaa​ @psi-tur-ism-blog-blog​ @disfunniniqqa​ @remymaria​ @peoniesandprada​ @thisisfuckingoriginalok​ @nipersax-blog1​ @briaaabee​ @kayleahshaexoxo-blog-blog​ @yeladoodle​ @classy-brunette​ @le18990​ @gabbygoessling​ @werejustkidsss​ @emotionap​ @infinitetea-blog-blog​ @janxbal​ @mishilism​ @puresonder​ @arisair​ @in-iridescent​ @aylin-salimi​ @te-rd-blog​ @lvs-h​ @tushhhh​ @alinalaura​ @co--hesion​ @essenceofambivalence​ @skyz-limit-blog​ @fu-ture-songz​ @displeasvd-blog​ @gwky-intrvrt​ @sleepy--spice​ @g-un​ @ggl0bal-blog1​ @thenitouriousjay​ @we--are--all-mad-here​ @teenage-dirt​ @p0w-w0w​ @city-d0nt-sleep-blog​ @tashanakate​ @breadandsteak​ @alfres-co​ @alegria-cancelada​ @y-ifhy​ @wastingmytyme-blog​ @abitpatchy-blog-blog​ @pretty-preppy-and-pearls​ @kvntt​

Are there any pronouns related to pigs and/or cows?

the only existing ones i could find were related to cows— moo/moo/moos/moos/mooself; if anyone has anymore feel free to comment, but here’s some i made :)

pigs

(i assume you are talking about domestic pigs, if not, send another ask w/ the specific pig u had in mind!)

pig -> pi / pig / pigs / pigs / pigself OR pig / pig / pigs / pigs / pigself

piggy -> pig / gy / (pig)gys / (pig)gys / piggyself OR pi / pig / gys / gys / piggyself OR piggy / piggy / piggys / piggys / piggyself

piglet -> pig / let / (pig)lets / (pig)lets / pigletself OR pi / pig / lets / lets / pigletself OR piglet / piglet / piglets / piglets / pigletself

sus domesticus (trans. ‘domestic pig’, just the scientific name) -> sus / domesticus / (sus)domesticus’ / (sus)domesticus’ / susdomesticusself OR sus / domes / ticus’ / ticus’ / susdomesticusself OR sus / dom / ests / ests / ticusself OR susdomesticus / susdomesticus / susdomesticus’ / susdomesticus’ / susdomesticusself

suidae (“suidae is a family of artiodactyl mammals which are commonly called pigs, hogs or boars.”) -> sui / dae / (sui)daes / (sui)daes / suidaeself OR su / sui / daes / daes / suidaeself OR suidae / suidae / suidaes / suidaes / suidaeself

swine -> swi / ine / (sw)ines / (sw)ines / swineself OR swi / swine / swines / swines / swineself OR swine / swine / swines / swines / swineself

hog -> ho / hog / hogs / hogs / hogself OR hog / hog / hogs / hogs / hogself

oink -> oi / oink / oinks / oinks / oinkself OR oink / oink / oinks / oinks / oink

cows

cow -> co / cow / cows / cows / cowself OR cow / cow / cows / cows / cowself

calf -> ca / calf / calfs / calfs / calfself OR calf / calf / calfs / calfs / calfself

cattle -> cat / tle / (cat)tles / (cat)tles / cattleself OR ca / cat / tles / tles / cattleself OR cattle / cattle / cattles / cattles / cattleself

bos (“bos is the genus of wild and domestic cattle.”) -> bo / bos / bos’ / bos’ / bosself OR bos / bos / bos’ / bos’ / bosself

bovinae (“the biological subfamily Bovinae includes a diverse group of 10 genera of medium to large-sized ungulates, including domestic cattle, bison, African buffalo, the water buffalo, and the four-horned and spiral-horned antelopes.”) -> bov / inae / (bov)inaes / (bov)inaes / bovinaeself OR bov / bovin / aes / aes / bovinaeself OR bo / bov / inaes / inaes / bovinaeself OR bo / bov / ins / ins / aesself OR bovinae / bovinae / bovinaes / bovinaes / bovinaeself

udder -> ud / der / (ud)ders / (ud)ders / udderself OR u / ud / ders / ders / udderself OR udder / udder / udders / udders / udderself

(moo -> moo / moo / moos / moos / mooself)

other related terms

livestock -> live / stock / (live)stocks / (live)stocks / livestockself OR li / live / stocks / stocks / livestockself OR livestock / livestock / livestocks / livestocks / livestockself

barn -> ba / barn / barns / barns / barnself OR barn / barn / barns / barns / barnself

farmyard -> farm / yard / (farm)yards / (farm)yards / farmyardself OR fa / farm / yards / yards / farmyardself OR farmyard / farmyard / farmyards / farmyards / farmyardself

farm -> fa / farm / farms / farms / farmself OR farm / farm / farms / farms / farmself

ranch -> ra / ranch / ranch(e)s / ranch(e)s / ranchself OR ranch / ranch / ranch(e)s / ranch(e)s / ranchself

pasture -> pas / ture / (pas)tures / (pas)tures / pastureself OR pa / pas / tures / tures / pastureself OR pasture / pasture / pastures / pastures / pastureself

How Harry Styles Became A Modern Style Icon

by Phoe­be Luck­hurst - Evening Standard 15/11/19

A man wrought in the fires of teenage boy­band hy­per-stardom is not afraid of a lit­tle commotion. Still when Harry Styles — the One Di­rec­tion mat­inée idol turned lan­guid Gen Z icon — tweeted, at 1.01 pm GMT on Wed­nes­day af­ter­noon, that he would be tak­ing his up­com­ing album Fine Line on tour, you could, if at­tuned to the cor­rect de­mo­graphic fre­quency, hear the howl echo around the in­ter­net: gut­tural, hun­gry, ul­u­lat­ing. This was a pseudo-re­li­gious experience: one vi­ral meme de­picted the Pope hold­ing a copy of his al­bum aloft. The announce­ment has been retweeted al­most 70,000 times.

The 25-year old is a tour vet­eran — he spent five years and five al­bums strapped to the thunder­ing 1D jug­ger­naut — but this new tour is his first as a bona fide solo brand. The al­bum, his first in two years, is synth-soaked and soul­ful, the al­bum’s aes­thetic fever­-dreamy. Granted, he’s not the first per­son to go to So­Cal, try a few magic mush­rooms and de­clare him­self radically trans­formed, but the re­sults are be­guil­ing — and cer­tainly a world away from his years as a Simon Cow­ell Ken doll. Since his last record, he has co- hosted t he Met Gala and been reborn as an Alessan­dro Michele muse. This is your Styles crib sheet.

Melody maker

Styles’s new al­bum — writ­ten un­der a tie-dye mist af­ter tak­ing the afore­men­tioned psychedelics, which also re­sulted in a mishap in which he bit off the tip of his tongue — is “all about hav­ing sex and feel­ing sad”, which, granted, as a topline, does not wildly dif­fer­en­ti­ate the record from the genre of “al l other mu­sic ever”. Still, the early signs for Fine Line are encouraging. Its first sin­gle, Lights Up—which has been streamed al­most 100 mil­lion times on Spo­tify —is­ synth-y, soul­ful, un­der­stat­edly an­themic, very dif­fer­ent to, and bet­ter than, the lead sin­gle on his last solo record, the Seven­ties, soft-rock Sign of the Times( it still, of course, hit No 1), and very, very dif­fer­ent from any­thing he did with 1D. Many thou­sands of words have been writ­ten about whether there is a bi­sex­ual sub­text to Lights Up. It has been noted that the song was re­leased on Na­tional Com­ing Out Day, that Styles’s sex­u­al­ity has been sub­ject to fren­zied specu­la­tion be­fore, the video fea­tures an oiled-up, top­less Styles gy­rat­ing around men and women, and that the lyrics (“Shine, I’m not ever go­ing back/ Shine, step into the light”) could be in­ter­preted as a mean­ing­ful rev­e­la­tion of sorts. Cer­tainly, he has be­come a queer icon — especially with Gen Z — who are thrilled by his se­lec­tion of gen­derqueer singer-song­writer King Princess as his sup­port act for the Euro­pean part of his tour. Speak­ing of col­lab­o­ra­tors, Styles worked on the al­bum with pro­duc­ers Tyler John­son, who has worked with Tay­lor Swift, Mi­ley Cyrus and Ed Sheeran, and Jeff Bhasker, who has collabo­rated wit h Mark Ron­son and Kanye West, and his friend, Tom Hull, aka Kid Har­poon, who co-wrote Shake It Out for Florence + The Ma­chine. He has also been granted a fairy god­mother: Ste­vie Nicks, who called him her “lit­tle muse” at Fleetwood Mac’s hyped Wembley head­line gig i n J une. “S he’s a l ways there for you,” Styles has said in the past. “She knows what you need: ad­vice, a lit­tle wis­dom, a blouse, a shawl.” Sure.

Got Styles

Any young man raised in the white heat of a boy­band spot­light must be granted the space to find his fash­ion path; Styles has done so with no mis­steps and ex­u­ber­ant plea­sure. Once upon a time, he would sem­a­phore his in­di­vid­u­al­ity with a ban­dana; now, he turns up to a cover interview with Rolling Stone in a white floppy hat, blue denim bell-bot­toms and Gucci shades, his nails coloured pink and green. His favourite trousers, un­til he lost them on the beach, were a pair of mus­tard cor­duroy flares; this week, he wore a Lan­vin sweater vest with a sheep de­sign that sent a co­terie of Lon­don menswear stylists into throes of ec­stasy. He wears flo­ral suits and Cuban heels, ruf­fled, New Ro­man­tic shirts, Charles Jef­frey jump­suits and pussy- bow blouses. It is flam­boy­ant, self-con­sciously Bowie/Jag­ger, and in Gen Z par­lance, “very ex­tra”. His stylist Harry Lam­bert is par­tial to an ex­trav­a­gant col­lar, dra­matic neck­line and a vo­lu­mi­nous trouser.

Be­sides Lam­bert, an­other part of this evo­lu­tion has been his re­la­tion­ship with Gucci’s cre­ative di­rec­tor Michele, who has turned the Ital­ian her­itage brand into the ul­ti­mate post-gen­der lux­ury fash­ion la­bel, the first to merge their menswear and wom­enswear, and dis­patch male mod­els down the cat­walk in dresses and women in suits. A good look for a Gen Z idol.

With the brand

Notably, the brand­ing on this al­bum and its tour art­work is con­sis­tent with this new look Styles. The al­bum cover fea­tures Styles i n white cus­tom- made Gucci bell bot­toms and a Pep­to Bismol-pink shirt, open al­most to the waist, shot by mod-goth Tim Walker with a fish­eye lens (it is Walker’s hand in that S&M glove you can see in the left-hand cor­ner). In the dreamy video for Lights Up he wears a glit­tery suit and sus­penders, in a sort of hal­lu­ci­na­tory ver­sion of Satur­day Night Fever. Into it.

Stand up

Then there’s his voice — not the mu­sic, but the ac­tivism. Even as one-fifth of a boy­band manufac­tured by Cow­ell’s al­go­rithm, he was quick, quippy and itch­ing to go off-mes­sage; but now that he con­trols his own, he is am­pli­fy­ing causes such as Black Lives Mat­ter and End Gun Violence. He wore stick­ers for both on his gui­tar on his last tour, which might sound small, except that photographs of Styles gal­lop around the dig­i­tal world at hy­per­speed. At con­certs, he has waved pride, bi and trans flags, and a Black Lives Mat­ter flag. He once bor­rowed a flag from an au­di­ence mem­ber at a show in Philadel­phia that read, “Make Amer­ica Gay Again”. At a show on his last tour, he de­clared: “If you are black, if you are white, if you are gay, if you are straight, if you are trans­gen­der — who­ever you are, who­ever you want to be, I sup­port you.”

A vo­cal, en­gaged fan­dom of teenage girls minted his mul­ti­mil­lion-pound for­tune; he is loyal and ad­mir­ing of their zeal. “They’re the most hon­est — es­pe­cially if you’re talk­ing about teenage girls, but older as well,” he told Rolling Stone this sum­mer. “They have that bull­shit de­tec­tor. We’re so past that dumb out­dated nar­ra­tive of ‘Oh, these peo­ple are girls, so they don’t know what they’re talk­ing about.’ They’re the ones who know what they’re talk­ing about. They’re the peo­ple who lis­ten ob­ses­sively. They f***ing own this shit. They’re run­ning it.” Ob­vi­ously, he’s a fem­i­nist. “Of course men and women should be equal. I don’t want credit for be­ing a fem­i­nist. I think the ideals of fem­i­nism are pretty straight­for­ward.” An icon is born.

Balraj’s - Ishqbazian Song Lyrics - इश्क़बाज़ीअं Song Lyrics in Hindi

Ae Tare Ture Ginne Ta Keha Diya Gallan

ऐ तारे टुरे गिण'ने  ता केहन दिया गल्लां

Par Tu Je Kahegi Sachi Gin Du

पर तु जे कहँगी सच्ची गिण दु

 Tere Lai Mein Bhar Loon Hawawan De Ni Rukh

तेरी लायी मै भर लू हाववं दे नी रुख

Nal Nadiyan De Pani Puni Min Du

नाल नदिया दे पाणी पुनी मिन दू

 To enjoy Balraj’s – Ishqbazian Song with video and full English & Hindi lyrics, please visit us at https://punjabihitlyrics.blogspot.com/2020/03/ishqbazian-punjabi-song-lyrics-balraj-g.html

Bulls Eye Lyrics – Tarsem Jassar

Bulls Eye Lyrics: by Tarsem Jassar latest Punjabi song in Which music given by Wazir Patar. while Bulls Eye song Lyrics written by Tarsem Jassar and the song video uploaded by Vehli Janta Records to the YouTube channel.

Bulls Eye Song Details

Song Name:-Bulls Eye

Singer Name:-Tarsem Jassar

Musician Name:-Wazir Patar

Lyricist Name:-Tarsem Jassar

Label Name:-Vehli Janta Records

Bulls Eye Lyrics

Yo Wazir!

Ho Pinda Wicho Dhood Kehndi Dhoodan Wicho Utheya Ni Duniya Ch Jande Dhood Patti Pendu Puthe Ae

Truck’an Wich Moter’an Te Har Thaan Hi Sutte Aa Mehnati Te Ziddi Aa Ni Taan Hi Utte Uthe Aa

Pinda Wicho Dhood Kehndi Dhoodan Wicho Utheya Ni

Oh Chaula Chaula Disda Si Aim Taan Vi Sidhe Sige Chaddeya Taan Bulls Eye Kehke Painde Gidhe Si

Copy Karke Style Chaddi Aunde Teer Piche Jassar Style Chale Mere Mera Peer Piche

Time Naiyo Gali Da Ranjhe Wangu Heer Piche Badeyan Da Maan Te Umeedan Ne Shareer Piche

Supne Si Bebe Bapu Laike Ture Ankhan Wich Kehnde Sige Putt Sadda Disu Sanu Lakhan Wich

Taan Hi Ohdo Launo Wadh Baitheya Ni Sathan Wich Dil Wich Chah Hunde Berehami Ankhan Wich

Andhvishvashi Na Believe Kara Tathan Wich Padh Dama Soorme Te Bol Dama Hakkan Wich

Barkat Aundi Sada Kirti De Hathan Wich Jungle’an De Sher Na Nakel Paindi Nakan Wich

Apne Hi Nikle Gaddaran Bas Lutteya Ni

Ho Pinda Wicho Dhood Kehndi Dhoodan Wicho Utheya Ni Duniya Ch Jande Dhood Patti Pendu Puthe Ae

Truck’an Wich Moter’an Te Har Thaan Hi Sutte Aa Mehnati Te Ziddi Aa Ni Taan Hi Utte Uthe Aa

Pinda Wicho Dhood Kehndi Dhoodan Wicho Utheya Ni

Oh Kille Si Gehne Hunn Gehneyan Naal Safe Dakke Kache Si Makaan Hunn Baithe Ne Canada Pakke

Click Here For Full Lyrics

This…is hurting my eyes. I’m trying to figure out all the references, but I keep dISCOVERING MORE-

Okay, uh-

1. Smaug.

2. BEN TAGS-

3. Sherlock Holmes?? ACD?? TPLoSH???

4. iS tHaT LiN-

5. ALAN TURING MY POOR CODER-

6. More Ben-

7. Mary and John, but Mary is crossed out-

8. And then, of course, the follower count.

MOO! MOO YOU ARE THE GREATEST MOOTUAL TO EVER LIVE-

I’M GOING TO TRY AND MAKE THIS MY HEADER, HOPEFULLY IT FITS-

-AE

Four Letter Things: Ten Porto Flip

NOTES: Alright kids, last one for the little break of real old-ass writing from 2008, dredged up from the depths of my Livejournal. This is the final one of four short stories I posted as a group titled “Four Letter Things.” They aren’t set in the same universes or have any type of plot continuity between them. My heart just felt like putting them together. And now my heart felt like stringing them across four separate posts.

Let’s put a picture from 2008 on the series too. Yeah, alright, here we go, enjoy.

Four Letter Things Series:

Is a Bear // Anziel Was On Probation // Tell William // Ten Porto Flip

Anna Rose walked into the Omniboplex Bar and counted to ten. It was a habit given to her by her grandfather, who told her to always be able to say something offensive and count to ten, or she would never remain independent from robots and the Novus Ordo Mundi. By the age of nine, she knew and could use at will every filthy word known to mankind. At the age of twenty-five, she used them every chance she got.

The Omniboplex Bar sat facing the river at the corner of Church and Ninth, and was the only bar in the city with a neon tiger over the door. It was also the only bar open at five A.M. on a Sunday that looked safe enough to step within twenty feet of. Anna Rose shook the rain off her bare arms and sat on a round, purple stool at the bar. Light came in shafts of blue-green, and the alcohol along the wall glowed chartreuse and harlequin like some evil sin. Anna Rose rapped her knuckles on the warm ebony bar counter, and waited for the bartender.

“Can I get a porto flip?” she said when he finally turned her way.

“CERTAINLY. THAT IS AN UNUSUAL DRINK,” said the bartender. His voice was jarring, painfully robotic. Anna Rose winced as the bartender continued to speak.

“WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU BEFORE.”

“Work,” she said. The lights behind the bar contrasted with those behind the liquor and washed the bartender in a pale red glow as he mixed. It went well with his little red bowtie, shining off the slick white surface of his skin.

“WHERE DO YOU WORK?”

Each time he intoned a syllable, Anna Rose grew more annoyed. Robots were not made to sound like robots. Even her toaster had better pronunciation than this bartender.

“Are you even Turing certified?” she asked abruptly.

The bartender stopped, letting the grated nutmeg garnish fall from his hand into the drink. His eyebrows knitted subtly.

“MY NAME IS SAMUEL. JUST BECAUSE I CANNOT TALK LIKE YOU DOES NOT MEAN I CANNOT THINK.” He set the drink in front of her. She watched him straightening the glasses for show, avoiding her gaze. Samuel worked hard against the programmed bartender’s urge to speak to her again.

“This is good,” she called out to him, pointing to her drink.

“IT SHOULD BE,” replied Samuel.

“I work with metalheads.”

“THAT IS NICE. DO YOU CALL THEM THAT AS WELL?”

“I’m not a botbeater,” she said angrily.

“I DID NOT SAY YOU WERE.”

She took another sip of her drink and counted to ten.

“You don’t know what it’s like,” she began.

“TO KNOW YOU CAN DIE EVERY TIME YOU BREATHE? TO KNOW,” he tapped the metal mask covering the lower half of his face like the prow of a ship, “HOW SMALL A METAL MARGIN DEFINES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND WHETHER I KEEP LIVING IT? I CANNOT TURN OFF MY TV, BECAUSE THE NEWS IS ALWAYS ABOUT ME. YOU CAN LOOK AWAY, BUT I CANNOT SHUT MY EYES.”

Her gaze met the bottom of her glass as Anna Rose tilted it to meet her lips.

“That’s a Validian prow filter,” she said, pointing to the metal making Vs on his jaw. “The first story I worked for the RAN was the Validian Prow . . . what did we call it? Killing. The Validian Prow Killing. I was only fifteen, and I saw a man dead because he thought he was an AES, because he powerdrilled that same prow filter protecting you into his bony jaw. He was crazy.” The glass shifted between her hands. “He was alone. He bled . . . fucking . . . everywhere. I knew a dumbass thrillbot at the RAN who spent all his time off catching line viruses, manually working his AVs and firewalls. ‘Like any other game,’ he said. Now his hard drive is nothing but an archive of Hallmark greeting cards. The RAN wants to sell his body for scrap. I’ve seen fucked up shit. I see it every day. And when I close my eyes, I see all of it again. I don’t get any of the glory. You don’t see me on TV. I just get the nightmares.”

Samuel processed this, resting a cloth on the counter.

“SO YOU WORK FOR THE ROBOT ADVISORY NETWORK?”

“Yep.”

“YOU WERE WORKING ON A STORY?”

“Fucked up shit is going on as we speak.”

“I REMEMBER THE VALIDIAN STORY. IT WAS WELL DONE.”

“Thanks.”

“IT WAS VERY TRAGIC. AND A SHAME ABOUT VALIDIAN. THEY DO NOT MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE,” he said, tapping the side of his prow.

“Well, you’ll need it,” said Anna Rose, counting to ten so she would not feel alone. She wondered how Samuel had lost his voice synthesizers, and what it must have sounded like before. She imagined the ebony bar in the form of sound, and looked at Samuel.

“Your voice . . .?” she began, reaching in her mind for the words to express her curiosity.

“NOT WORTH THE DEADLY RISK TO FIX IT, THOUGH THE STORY OF ITS LOSS IS ONE I WOULD NOT MIND DOING JUSTICE TO.” Samuel paused, and set down the glass he had polished over and over, thirty-six times, because he had not reached for a new glass. “MY SHIFT ENDS AT SIX, IF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HEARING MY STORY, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR A FEW OF YOURS.”

Anna Rose gave a moment’s thought to the absurdity, and counted to ten.

“I can wait,” she said. “I know a good place a few blocks from here we can go and I can get some breakfast.” Her glass was empty. “And another porto flip, please.”

A date with a robot, thought Anna Rose. Fuck, crazier shit has happened.