#This took so long I'm gonna kermit I think
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Hi would you play her
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corpse Puppet [Part 4]
AU belongs to @sketchquill [Probably fed up with me at this point lol but this fanfic is gonna be 15 or 14 chapters long]
"Right. Oh, right!" (Y/n) said as they grabbed a candle With this. This-..." they paused once more as they tried to remember "Hand" Pastor Kermit said"Right With this hand l-..With-" (Y/n) contiued as they took four steps foward
"Three steps, three!" Pastor Kermit yelled"Can you not count? Do you not wish to be married, (Y/n) (L/n)!?" He yelled "No! No!" (Y/n) said before realizing what it sounded like "You do not?" Howdy asked seemingly hurt a bit"No! l meant, no, l do not not wish to be married That is, l want very much to-"
(Y/n) was cut off by pastor Kermit yelling at them again "Pay attention! Have you even remembered to bring the ring?" he asked as (Y/n) searched their pockets "The ring? Yes. Of course!" They said (Y/n) fumbled with he ring for a moment before accidentally dropping it "Dropping the ring!" Pastor Kermit yelled "Oh, no! They dropped the ring!" Mother yelled
"This girl doesn't want to get married!" Pastor Kermit yelled "How disgraceful!" Lord piller yelled (Y/n) chased after the ring but knocked over a candle and accidentally set Lady piller's dress on fire causing everyone to panic"woman on fire! Help! Emergency!" Father yelled "Oh, l hope it doesn't stain" Mother yelled as she began fanning the fire thinking it would put it out
"Stop fanning it, you fool!" Lady piller yelled "Get a bucket, get a bucket!" Lord piller yelled then julie dumped a cup of wine onto Lady piller's dress "Enough! This wedding cannot take place until They are properly prepared!" Pastor Kermit yelled as he approached (Y/n)
"Young One, learn your vows" He said as he pointed a finger at (Y/n) making them almost have an Anxiety attack causing them to run out of building "Well They're quite the catch, aren't They?" Julie said sarcastically(Y/n) was walking around the streets as they stopped when and leaned over a stone bridge "Oh, Howdy...He must think l'm such a fool" They mumbled
"This day couldn't get any worse" (Y/n) said just then they heard the town crier "Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins as (L/n) Child causes chaos! Fishy fianc could be canned! Pillers all fired up as (L/n) disaster ruins rehearsal!" (Y/n) sighed "Hey cheer up!" Eddie exclaimed as he walked up to (Y/n) "lt really shouldn't be all that difficult! lt's just a few simple vows" They groaned
"Y'know it's not that bad" Eddie said "How so? Because I set his mother on fire!" (Y/n) mumbled "Ooh- yeah that's way worst then what happened at my wedding rehearsal" Eddie chuckled "You got married?" (Y/n) asked "Yes I did" Eddie said with a smile, looking down at his ring and thinking about his love. "His name was Frank and he was such a bookworm.""A bookworm? How did you two meet?" (Y/N) asked, seeming to have forgotten about the problem before
"Well I had actually crashed into him while delivering some mail, I had apologized so many times and then we talked more and became friends" Eddie replied, the fond memory of their first meeting bringing a smile to his face"Your first meeting went better then mine at least" (Y/n) mumbled then sighed "Could I meet your husband? He sounds lovely" (Y/n) asked which made Eddie frown slightly
"I'm afraid you can't as that is rather impossible" he chuckled "How so?" (Y/n) asked "He died fifteen years ago" Eddie mumbled "Oh...Oh! Eddie I'm so sorry! I didn't know and-"he cut (Y/n) off "Please don't apologize! Like you said You didn't know" Eddie saidThen you both heard a loud ringing "Oh goodness! Look at the time! I am sorry (Y/n) but I need to finish delivering the mail! I hope everything works out for you" eddie told them before rushing off
(Y/n) now alone at the bridge sighed and decided to venture out into the woods as well as trying to remember their vows
"With this hand, l will take your wine-...No Thats not right at all" They mumbled "With this hand l will cup your- Oh, goodness, no!" (Y/n) groaned "With this...With this...With this candle, l will-...l will...l will set your mother on fire" (Y/n) sighed as they sat on an old log next to a large oak tree with an old axe in it
"Oh, it's no use..." They mumbled "Perhaps I'm just not cut out for this...I never even wanted to be married to anyone! The only one I did love left me for some other women" (Y/n) said "I can't even remember his name..." they muttered as they stood up now going to attempt the vows once more
"With...this hand l will lift your sorrows Your cup will never empty, for l will be your wine!""With this candle, l will light your way in darkness. With this ring...l ask you to be mine!" (Y/n) exclaimed as they put the ring on a stick that looked like a hand
(Y/n) smiled in accomplishment proud that they remembered theit vows but then they noticed the thousands of crows watching her and the eerie silence "Yeah this isn't creepy at all..." (Y/n) mumbled as they looked around when suddenly a plush hand grabbed onto their hair "What the-?! OW!" They yelled
They pulled the plush hand off their hair and threw it onto the ground The silence scared them as they heard sounds if something breaking, (Y/n) looked towards the oak tree and saw the ground shaking and beginning to break open....
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BTS!! Don't Hurt Yourself
BTS: Write a dvd commentary about a passage from the fic (I cannot pic a fav so I'm just gonna give any old passage, I chose this one because I have a fun backstory about when I wrote it)(Full disclosure I own dvds but its been so long since I watched dvd commentary that I don't really remember what it's like so I'll just talk about the passage and how I made the decisions I did and how it came about, you know, the making of the passage.)
Spicy. alright I can do spicy.
Stede had always thought that a desire to hurt another individual out of malice or hatred was something that was intended to be done without their consent, that it would be dampened by the thought that the other person was into it. He was somewhat surprised to find that Izzy’s openly asking for it did not cheapen his own sadistic pleasure in giving the bastard what he deserved.
And he did deserve it, Stede decided as he pressed the head of his cock into Izzy’s tight, wet cunt. Izzy deserved to get smacked around and spat upon. Not just for the stunt with the blow job and the secret phone call, but also for calling Edward a whore, and a twat, and every other unkind derogatory thing he’d said in that courtroom and out, and for being generally an unpleasant, nasty little man that no one wanted to be around, and for causing Ed so much grief.
First of all, Bonnet, you are also causing Ed grief by fucking his husband but I digress
anyway. Backstory: This is from Chapter 7 of Don't Hurt Yourself. A chapter which I slaved away on for I think about two months, because I had written up to the point where Stede and Izzy Yaoi prat fall onto each other and Stede ends up with Izzy's tit in his hand or whatever, and I had no idea where to go from there ie how to get Stede's cock in Izzy's cunt in a way that was at least realistic enough for me to be satisfied with it.(emotional realities not physical realities, as is my right as an ofmd fic author, David Jenkins school of writing ect.) It's a problem I have with writing both Jack/Stede and Izzy/Stede, I have to seamlessly bring them from bitching at each other like they do in the show to fucking each other. Its not as easy as it sounds.
The breakthrough of the writers block came for me the same night I did magic mushrooms for the first time. My dealer told me that they would take about 3 hours to kick in (they took half that amount of time) and I was like, well I have three hours to spare so I might as well try to bang out a couple paragraphs. (it was the day I posted "why is it so much easier to write when the edible is about to kick in" It was not an edible I was waiting on. Idk why I said edible I regularly admit to drugs on here lmao.) So I managed to write a lot of the dialogue and then these two paragraphs. But the shrooms kicked in as I was finishing up the last paragraph, which meant that I ended it with some absolutely inebriated drivel about the word fuck and how it's used to convey both hate (e,g. shut the fuck up, fuck you) and sex that I had to delete when I was sober and I very rapidly lost the ability to write after that.
Anyway now that the fun back story is out of the way let's actually talk about what's happening in these two paragraphs. Stizzy hate sex! Stede and Izzy are sometimes hard to make fuck because Stede simply does not think about him, but they're also incredibly fun to make fuck. Muppet vibes off the charts especially when they're doing bdsm (which is the only kind of sex Izzy knows how to have). Miss Piggy slapping Kermit energy but they're not married.
I also tend to think Stede has a dark side. He's as mean as he is nice and he's real fucking nice. I love it when he's evil, because I'm horny about evil men. I think if Stede would think about Izzy long enough he could get dark with it (a vibe which is not incompatible with muppetry broaden your horizons for the possible.) and I think the only way to make him think about Izzy long enough is to have Izzy wrong Ed and make it clear to Stede that Ed was wronged and put Izzy in Stede's direct line of sight.
Basically, I want Stede to have hate sex and I want him to realize he's a sadist. I tried to convey that here. I think that Stede as a character has the capacity for so much love and so much hate. It's an important balance to strike when writing him, if you go too far in one direction you turn him into an unrecognizable monster (which I've seen certain people do) but if you go too far in the other he becomes an unrecognizable woobie baby which is so fucking boring dude. I hope I got across his sadist awakening well. he still needs a second one where you learn you can do it to people you like tho...
The ask meme
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So it took my subconscious long enough, but I FINALLY had a dream with Jack Horner in it and OF COURSE it was really fucking weird.
So first off, I was in this sort of Shrek AU where Shrek never did what he did so Farquad was still running the show with an ironfist and then at some point, idk how or when, Jack Horner sort of took control over from him? He also ruled over everyone with an ironfist(also the fairytale creatures were free to wander around the kingdom instead of being banished). And I think I remember him at some point saying something along the lines of "I want this to be a pleasent place to live but(something threatening about everyone obeying or else idk)"
And now we get into the weird part. The fuckin muppets had this entire underground rebellion opporation going on to take Jack Horner down. Ms. Piggy and Kermit even had a wedding at their secret home base before starting the more serious part of their plan cuz they weren't sure if they'd both make it out of this alive. Also Kermit and Jack had this very dramatic crime noir-esque scene where they both passed eachother on the street and without looking at eachother were like "I'm gonna take your ass down" in low serious voices.
I was pretty much a silent observer from above in most of the dream but there was one part where I was a part of the rebellion as a faceless unknown character with no describable features(I think i was a guy tho cuz I tend to be a guy in my dreams a lot?) and I had a couple of scenes, one of which where I was ranting to somone else in the rebellion about how there was nothing but city now and no more trees and I wanted to see a forest again(cuz Dulock/Far Far Away??? suddenly just, morphed into an endless sprawl of modern city as far as the eye could see and was surounded by a wall to keep everyone from leaving).
And I did somehow end up in a forest?? There were a couple of other people there too but they were all running and hiding from these big mechanical dogs which my dream implied were controlled and answered to Jack Horner(seriously what's up with Jack having machines and pistols and walkie talkies all of a sudden??) and they were hunting down these runaways. I could sort of float so I was able to avoid them for the most part, but then I started to float down and grabbed onto some tree branches to stop myself from sinking far down enough to be in reach of the mech dogs(I was sort of less affected by gravity and thats why I could float I guess). I started using the branches to launch myself back upwards by pushing off them, but then the mech dogs started CLIMBING THE TREES with their metal claws cuz I guess they sensed me. They ended up catching me I think and I was like "well shit there goes my place in the resistance..."
I also vaguely remember a part where there was this big gathering and a commotion happened and I guess it was backstory on how Jack gained control of everything? I can't really remember...
There was also this part where I was kind of just wandering down this endless row of outdoor cooking stations and when I got to the portion with the ovens I started freaking out cuz it was too hot and I was scared I was gonna get burned so that's fun lol.
#big jack horner#dream#idk why my dream thought it was possible for the muppets and jack to interact cuz the muppets are owned by disney#wish jack got more screen time in my dream ngl :/
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Season 8, Episode 1: We Need To Talk About Kevin
Not much about the road so far, except it's good music
*SpongeBob voice* one year later
Ooh, a light!
Spooky
Poor guy
Mm, I don't think so
Dean!
Whoa, hold on, Dean
Thanks, random dude!
Snatched
Fitting music
Wow, that's a long way
He looks a lot more alive now
Something's up with his arm
Oh! Lafitte, like Benny!
You okay, Dean?
Whoa
Whoa!
That's freaky
It's almost like grace
Like a freaky blister
That must be Benny
He's a vampire
And that was..?
Aw, Dean made a friend!
New title card!
Kermit. There's a town called Kermit
Doggo!!!
Ooh, a girl!
Hi Baby!
Spooky
So many places in such a short amount of time
This is familiar
Thanks, Dean
Sam. Be smart
Not when you're a Winchester!
Hugs, obviously
Good question
Sound like fun
Avoiding the question
Uh oh
I'm sorry, Dean
So, there's still a possibility
Yeah.
I believe it
He got out, I guess
Dean
I mean...
Ouch
I mean, fair
You kinda did, actually
At least he took care of Baby
Sam?
Wow. He didn't- he didn't even try?
Right
What did you expect, Sam?
Checking messages
He's gotta be starving
Dang it, Kevin
Really, Sam?
Kevin..?
Dang it, Sam!
And he doesn't have any behavioral excuses this time
A bus?
It's a lead
That makes sense
Right
Thank goodness
He learned his lesson
Or maybe not
HE LET THE DOG IN THE CAR????
Wow, they actually used real brands for once!
You okay, Dean?
Evidently not
Ooh, flashback time
That's gotta be exhausting
Dean's gonna win this fight
Good question
Interesting blade
That's not good
Benny!
Oh, Dean...
Not even close
Right, Sam
Think about that for a second
He's really not
And you just let it happen?
No, but you still have a moral obligation to help!
Yeah, I guess
Oh, tons
And what was that?
With Baby???
Obviously!
Well duh! He spent the last year in the Hunger Games!
Baskin Robbins
Did it?
Fair enough
Interesting
Um. That was... an interesting way to put that
Right...
And how does that work?
Right
Of course not
Too bad. Cas is non-negotiable
Yeah...
Adam? Last name?
Yikes
Ouch
Probably got a horrible surprise
Stereotypes
Whoa!
That was unexpected
Why are the demons after Kevin?
Doggo
Chill, Sam
That was dramatic
Aw, Sam, you shouldn't have
It's his first burger in a year!
Sam's betting getting busy with computers
Interesting
Dude. Lockpick
There we go
Yikes
A lot
Yeah
That'd be great, thanks
New haircut
Long story, I presume
Hi Crowley
Interesting
Makes sense
A lot!
So there was a Leviathan tablet, and now a Demon tablet
Oh. That's how he learned
Those are fun
That's good to know
Fair enough
Nah, he's too smart for that
Nice
Dude. You got duped
Proud Dean™
Right...
What?
Yeah, maybe
Yeah!
His little smile 😂
Something's off, though
Right, but what about later?
That's not what he means!
You already killed that one, though
Just maybe
Something like that
Does it, Sam? Your life has been pretty crap so far
One step at a time
Right...
Lots of flashbacks today
He's covered in blood
Ouch
Wow, she's coming for his throat
Uh oh, they've got company
Does that even work on demons?
Yikes
Whoa, Dean is ruthless
There we go
Crowley.
Ouch. Rowena's holed up somewhere, performing magic tricks
Unfortunately
Most likely
Poor girl
Oh Kevin...
Of course not! Who do you take him for?
He's gone
Yikes
Rip Crowley
Oh, an incorporeal demon can probably move faster than them
Oh no!
That was a jerk move, Crowley
Yay, spam callers
He's a little out of it
Yeah...
He knows how it goes
Ah, Benny
This sounds like a breakup
I like his voice
Why did they make this so erotic
Dean? You okay?
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muppets haunted mansion 👻
Yes Anon thanks!!
So no surprise I loved this special!! It was so good, comedic and a little bit emotional that I was not expecting but it was great!
Before I start I know people still have issues with Steve Whitmire being fired and Matt Vogel being cast as Kermit I am just gonna say yeah it sucks that they fired Steve but don't hate on Matt he is trying his best ok.
The story was great although simple it was perfectly done, the comedic elements where funny and the scary elements did indeed spooked me.
The music was amazing I loved it!!! Rest in Peace sang by Darren Criss oh my gosh I was shocked when he started singing and then the song turned into Grim Grinning Ghosts with singing busts oh my gosh the Disney Park fan inside me who has never been to a Disney Park was so happy.
Speaking of Darren Criss and the rest of the Celebrity Cameos which I usually don't talk because they are not that important or I don't recognized them because they are old movies but now that I know most of the celebrities they where good their energy matched with the muppets and they didn't took to much of the spotlight Will Arnett was great as the Ghost Host although his voice sometimes sounded as Bojack Horseman but I give him a pass, Yvette Nicole Brown was good I love her, Taraji P. Henson was surprisingly great at comedy and I loved Kim Irvine at least getting a small role (Her mother Leota Toombs was a Disney Imagineer and the original model for Madame Leota and Kim Irvine is the model for Madame Leota for the Holiday overlay).
Life Hereafter is an amazing song we see a bunch of Muppets from different shows some loved and forgotten but they are all here and the homage to the At The Ball sketch from the original Muppet Show the parallel lines with Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast and the last lines having the same tune and rythm as the theme song of The Muppet Show it's just *chefs kiss*
And Tie The Knot Tango was okay a nice little song. But the Electric Mayhem cover of Dancing in the Moonlight was so good I've been listening it all month long.
And that chilling scene of Gonzo facing his biggest fear I was not expecting that it was so creepy and kinda disturbing it sort of reminded me of Gonzo's arc in Muppets from Space of him feeling lonely and isolated.
A lot of people had issues with how cheap it looked and how bad the visual effects were but not me I like how cheap it looked it truly made it feel like a TV special.
I think my only issue would be Pepe I'm not a big fan of him I don't like his kind of comedy I would have preferred if it was Rizzo with Gonzo but he was ok.
I could go on with all the details from The Haunted Mansion but I'm just gonna say some of my favorite Statler and Waldorf being in a Doom Buggy, The Bride having a beating heart, The Mansion looking like the The Phantom Manor the one in Disneyland Paris and the number on the Building 924 being Jim Henson Birthday.
Overall a hauntingly amazing special that has become a Halloween tradition for sure!
I give this 4 happy haunts out of 5 happy haunts.
👻👻👻👻
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I'm daring you. 1. - 47.
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
I mean, that would be nice. I mean, I’m not actively looking for one right now, but if someone comes my way I’m not exactly going to get in the way of my own happiness, you know?
2.When did your last hug take place?
A few hours ago. My stepdad was saying goodnight to me
3.Are you a jealous person?
No, not really. I’m a pretty laid back person
4.Are you tired right now?
Bro, that’s like my default mode, alright. I’m always tired, 24/7
5.Do you chew on your straws?
Sometimes. Not recently though since I just got my retainer like a week ago
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
No? I mean, in bed sure a couple times, but in general like ‘hey you’re leading me on’ kind of tease, never. I’m a very blunt, straightforward person sometimes
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Listen, I know sometimes I make jokes about hating myself, but I don’t hate myself that much.
8.Do you cry easily?
I do, but not often. Usually when I cry it’s from an intense emotional buildup over a long period of time because I subconsciously bottle things up without realizing it until it’s too late so
9.What should you be doing right now?
Math homework, sleeping, mentally preparing myself for having to work on Thanksgiving
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
I live in a house with four dogs, a noisy younger brother, an older brother with noisy friends, and my dog’s snoring and godawful farts, so yeah, I am. If I wasn’t I would literally just be awake the whole time
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
My last big relationship lasted almost 3 years, so yeah, I think I can do that
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
Yeah, but only in the sense that if the subject is brought up I’ll rant big time and talk some major shit, but I’m not like outright looking for someone to be angry at, it just sort of happens
13.Do you believe in love?
Yes.
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
There’s this comic floating around on this site somewhere where Captain America sneezes and Tony says god bless america and the last panel is like this closeup of Cap’s face and he looks just like Kermit the Frog and it makes me lose my fucking shit every time I see it
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
My stepdad
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
Platonically? No, but with people I have a sort of crush on, yeah, sometimes.
17.Will you get married?
Hopefully one day. I can’t really see myself with a husband though, so I’m gonna be searching for that soft wife of mine who can crush my skull with her thighs
18.When was the last time you smiled?
When I was answering question 14
19.Does anyone like you?
Yeah, but the feeling is not returned. He’s 14 and in the tae kwon do class before mine, and I’m 18 and don’t do that so
20.Do you secretly like someone?
Um...Idk? Maybe? I’m pretty clueless with my own feelings sometimes, so if I like someone it’ll take me a cool minute to realize it. So in short, TBD
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
Does my dog count
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
A close friend of mine who I’ve known for almost ten years, a new internet friend of mine, and one of my friends from high school who I still talk to regularly
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
The holiday season and fucking Star Wars. Listen, okay, FUCK Star Wars (I work at a fucking movie theater literally shoot me)
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
I got the job to this dance place the next town over from mine. They teach ballroom dancing, and for the next three months I’m gonna be training with them to become an official instructor. My training for it starts next week, and I’m really excited about it
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
Yeah, plenty of times
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
Listen, I wouldn't care. We’re not together anymore, so why should it matter? It shows me that they’ve moved on to a hopefully happier, healthier relationship, and even if I didn’t leave on best terms with someone, I still want them to be happy
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
No, I can;t afford that. College is expensive my dudes
28.Are you a forgiving person?
Yeah, I like to think so. What happened then is water under the bridge now, and there’s way to much time wasted on hate where I could be doing other things, like sleeping or talking to my dog like she’s my therapist
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
Six
30.Do you fall for people easily?
I don;t think I do? Like, usually I would like to know the person for years befroe we start going out. With my last relationship we knew each other for six going on seven years before we dated for a couple months, and before that I had known my ex for three years before we started dating. So no, not really. It makes it kind of hard to get a girlfriend of a boyfriend because I want to be with someone but I don;t want to settle for just anybody who I have no emotional connection with
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
No, those are strictly platonic relationships
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
My retainer
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
My younger brother. As stated above I work at a movie theater, so I took him there and we watched the new Thor movie and Justice League (which are both amazing btw)
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
I stayed up until about 1:30 am because I was at work
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Probably. I live in midwestern America right now, so the economy isn’t all that great and some people are overly conservative (If you’re a conservative idgaf, i’m talking about the ones that think I should have the gay electrocuted out of me, or the ones that think cutting school funding is a legit smart idea)(Because it’s fucking not but that’s a whole other story I’m not going to get into)
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Me, because I’m amazing (And was trying out a new lipstick)
37.Can you live a day without TV?
I already do that lmao
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
A couple of weeks ago. My biological father didn’t call or text for almost two months, and didn’t go to my younger brother’s big football tournament down in Dallas. When he did finally text me, the conversation was four messages long and there was no apology or explanation. He acted like it was able to be swept under the rug so yeah, I’m kind of disappointed. I thought he would finally stop doing that
39.Three names you go by..
My birth name, JoAnn, and then there’s Joan and Joananana (and only one person is allowed to call me that)
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
With a person, no, but with my new OCs, god I wish
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and no, I don’t mean Steggy/Steve x Sharon
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
No. I mean, there are people who don’t like romantic/sexual stuff so no. Unless you mean in a platonic way, because sure, everybody has that best friend soul mate.
43.What’s your current problem?
Everything
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah, a few times. I don’t want to talk about that unless it’s through dms though, it’s too personal
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
If you can make it work than good on you, but I personally do not care for them
46.How many kids do you want to have?
Three. That way they can entertain themselves and I can have more grandchildren to spoil
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them
I feel like that’s gonna be a situation that’s always going to be hard no matter how many times you do it. It’s because you’re opening yourself up and exposing your most vulnerable parts , therefore making you open to rejection. So yeah, I have, but luckily those people have shared the same feelings. At least for a little while
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lunch aka just memories.
Boo: [They've relocated. It's future. 11 years later. Boo's suggested lunch. They go for lunch. Some nice cafe, I'm sure, but nothing too nice. Or no, how about the same place they ate the day before Boo left for college, yeah that can work. So they enter. Boo holds open the door, because gentleman, but there is an apparent struggle because he IS ON CRUTCHES. So they are seated it can be a booth or table idc. And it's quiet, until drinks are ordered. And then guess what, quiet again. Boo feel like he can't take his eyes off of her, but he is actually able too. So he glances at the menu and then finally speaks.] How are things?
Cilla: [So, Cilla is following Booboo, probably crying a lil on the inside at the choice of restaurant, because woW. She can't help but throw a smile, even through the confusion, at Boo when the be-crutched man holds the door open for her. And then she sits, and it's quiet, and they order drinks, and there's silence, and he's staring, and she feels really exposed under his gaze for whatever reason. She's kinda trying to hide behind the menu right now. Then his voice finally echos, and she jumps just a lil bit.] Oh, uh. Fine. It's all fine. Same-old, I guess. How are things with you?
Boo: Fine. [Grin. Not expecting such a small answer jEEZE.] My whole world has- sort of-- been turned upside down, but nothing I can't handle. Relocating, back home and everything... [it's an awkward answer, as his leg is completely numb. it's as if he had a detached limb-- no real connection to his leg anymore, it's sad really. like a hurt puppy he shrugs that idea away.]
Cilla: [She frowned at that, even now being able to read him and the sadness. She felt so bad for him. Soccer was everything to him. But why was he back home alone, instead of with his g i r l f r i e n d?] You're here alone? [The question came out before she could even think about whether or not she wanted the answer. Yikes.]
Boo: I'm not alone now... [he's probably just as confused, his eyes wander around the resturant, like goodbye to this conversation.]
Cilla: [She's so dumbfounded by HIM ALWAYS AVOIDING ANSWERING HER QUESTIONS, LIKE BOI, JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION STRAIGHT OUT. But, really, she did huff a little and shift in her seat just a bit.] Yeah, guess not...
Boo: I'm here alone. [ Fine, let's spill, okay. His eyes avert to the drinking which are just now brought to them, he ignores the straw on the table and moves the glass closer.] I think it's best I have some time away from Mel. [ he takes a sip of his water, and debates on whether adding a forever in there, but nah.]
Cilla: [Imagine the biggest eyebrow raise which she immediately tries to hide. Like, oh no, I didn't react to that at all. That meant... they broke up? Did they break up? How did she not know about this? Why didn't Donnie find out? But, no, Melissa wouldn't tell Donnie about that, now would she? Because Donnie would just tell Cilla... wouldn't he? Slow down, Cilla. You're going a mile a minute.] Oh-- that's... okay, sure. [She puts the straw in her glass and takes a long, drawn-out sip, totally side-eyeing because if they're broken up, total karma. Yup.]
Boo: Is it okay? [emphasis on okay. eye raise at the beginning of Is. Would you be sitting here in front of me either way? Would you tolerate me? Does it even matter? Add in some stuffiness because let's make this awkward, because does Cilla even have a right or say so in any break up--- truth is ya she do lol]
Cilla: You tell me. [More eyebrow raise. Because, hey, boy, if you're into it, so am I.]
Boo: Oh, don't give me that, Cil. [He shifts in his seat.] Don't sit there and hold back your words, just say it. "I told you so~" [ he rolls his eyes, and scoffs and is there a little pain there? Maybe, well fuck yeah there is. 12 years wasted with one Rocket and you're going to sit there high and mighty with your Rocket. PFt.] Because fine. if you want to be honest, I always knew she wasn't the right girl for me. [let is goooo, let it gooooooo, can't hold it back anymore.]
Cilla: I wasn't going to say that. [Say it? No. Think it. Yup. Don't tell her what to do, Boo Warner. You've never been allowed to do that.] Sure was a lot of time spent with the wrong girl. [She mumbled this, but she knew he would hear, and she gave another kermit-esque sip of her water, because there was definitely a clear air of bitter in her voice, but she was trying to play it off as an unspoken 'i-told-you-so'.]
Boo: Uh huh. [look of exrreme contempt as she sips on her water, and yea he heard her. loud and clear.] You think I owe you an explanation?
Cilla: No. I don't. [He owed her a lot of things, but an explanation about his relationship with her future sister-in-law wasn't something she even cared about. She didn't want to know. She didn't /care/ about his reasons.]
Boo: [He nods.] I'd rather not, anyways. [he takes a sip of his water, again is there pain in this? YA PROBABly. Skip an interaction with a waitress. food is ordered I guess? Boo's ordered the same thing for years. Surprise. there's silence once again, and Boo watches Cilla. Grin. No words. byENA.]
Boo: [He nods.] I'd rather not, anyways. [he takes a sip of his water, again is there pain in this? YA PROBABly. Skip an interaction with a waitress. food is ordered I guess? Boo's ordered the same thing for years. Surprise. there's silence once again, and Boo watches Cilla. Grin. No words. byENA.]
Cilla: [Yeah, she'd bet money he'd 'rather not'. Was there a tiny eye roll? Probably. And then another silence fell over the two, and Cilla wanted to sink into the seat, because, honestly? After everything, what were they supposed to /talk about/? She looked to Boo for guidance, and he was staring again, this time with a grin. Her face is gonna get stuck in the eyebrow raising position, because she did it again.] Why are you looking at me like that?
Boo: [eye roll ignored, or maybe he didn't see it either way no response to that. I mean what /ARE/ they supposed to talk about HMM?. She poses her question. the question. here goes. he shrugs, eyes avert away, real quick, same grin on his face. he debates saying well because I missed your face, but let's chose something milder. ] Just... [he lets out a sigh.] Memories. [sips on his drink.]
Cilla: [At his response, she gave a look around the restaurant. Yup. Too many memories. Childhood, teenhood, the night before-- Oh. Nope. Retract. Back to childhood. Go back. Nope, not working. She could feel her face heating up, and so, without word, she took her glass once more, also averting her eyes, and took a long sip, oh lord. Yup, memories.]
Boo [chuckle, and he won't say more so they eat and awkwardness commences, i'm sure they agree on maybe catching up again sooner, and the end moving on?]
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