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poemjunkie · 3 years

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Throwback to that time in college when me and a group of friends were having an all-day Lord of the Rings marathon, and during the scene where the Fellowship is fighting the giant squid and Aragorn does something awesome, I turned to my friend and was like,

“Strider is so hot.”

Strider being one of Aragorn’s in-universe nicknames, for the uninitiated.

And one of the guys in the group, who I had never met before, was like “WHAT? Really???” with enormous eyes.

“Uh, yeah?”

I look to my friend, who makes confirmation noises. I look at some of the other girls, more confirmation noises.

Guy, now looking very uncomfortable, but realizing he made some kind of misstep: “Oh. I mean. Whatever you’re into, I guess. That’s fine.”

Me: “Okay??”

Then a SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME LATER, either I make another comment or someone in the film calls Aragorn Strider, I can’t remember the context, and the guy goes: “OH! Strider is Aragorn. Okay. Okay.”

Me: “Who tf did you think I was talking about??”

Guy: “The squid.”

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coruscantholonet · 5 years

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Exclusive - The Sunken City

For what seems like months ago, Klora the Hutt and the Golden Masks had been at large terrorizing Coronot City. But finally rumors of their arrest have been circulating.

Following the Warehouse Massacre and numerous reports of fanatical resistance movements. It was rumored to be believed the Golden Masks and Klora fled underground into the vast labyrinth of tunnels beneath the city. With reports of gunfire down at the Treasure Ship Row entrance. It was authorities that sectioned off the sewers and the bounty was placed for Klora.

We here at Corellian News had the exclusive hands on report of what transpired. Following a group of intrepid volunteers to be suspected, compromising of Black Sun and Eyytyrmin Corsairs members. They ventured deep into the tunnels and eventually finding themselves upon the Sunken City.

Descending deep into the tunnel network from Treasure Row, the group's first step into Golden Mask territory merely foreshadowed their last. What was said to be a resistance was nothing more than a shell. Tunnels were collapsed, bodies piled and the stench of a massacre in the air. Who or what had done this remained a mystery, yet the further they got the greater the sacrifices. Few Golden masks remained and those that did would rather face arrest than keep down there. With no choice, the group battled forward before setting up camp. With more questions arising then answers. But the task still remained: Find Klora.

Setting off a day later, the group entered the Sunken City. Much of the old architecture remained intact along with working electrics. But much of the city was lost to the raising water levels. What transpired here, was never too clear. But what was, was the battlefield. The Golden Masks destroyed. Fires raged and much of the area had collapsed. The group was not alone though, as they ventured further they were stalked by none other than the Diagnoa. With it's thrashing tentacles and hideous stench, the group fought it off multiple times before taking refuge in one of the buildings.

But each one they did entered, only was filled with more sorrow. Golden Masks dead. Members such as Thomas Stump, of the Slums. Commander Riker. Each giving their own description and account of what happened but each pointed to a common threat: The GenoHaradan.

It was still unverified, but if the accounts were true. The GenoHaradan were there for a reason and covering something up. Or so the group thought. Carrying onwards with caution. They were able to find the stronghold of Klora, but up in flames.

Pressing onwards the group weary and exhausted from the long journey made their way into the stronghold. But yet again, were a step behind. Bodies littered, data corrupted and what looked like a fierce fight, was very one sided. The stronghold, Klora's haven. It's security battered, the group made their way further and further.

It was at the top floor, the Hostages. Missing girls where found in hysterics. They cried of demons who cut their way through the building and went in after Klora. With a sign of compassion, the group decided to get the Hostages out.

But passed on greater riches such as the Crystal Lady that they were described to have found and the Golden Masks arsenal.

Finding Klora was without victory though, for the Hutt was already dead and it was this moment that confirmed Rikers warning and what had transpired here. The GenoHaradan, be they fact or fiction had come. They had destroyed the Golden Masks and silenced Klora without remorse. What more, it was said that the GenoHaradan were there on orders. For all that they had done, what comes with the GenoHaradan is often the fall. Taking heed, the group decided now was the time to leave. The fighting and carnage caused had began to collapse the city.

The group fled for the exit and what seemed like a eternity they finally saw the dim lights of the city and it's stench. At the end of the tunnel they had reached. Relieved and alive. Or so they thought. Now stood before them, it was described to be the Four GenoHaradan and what occurred next was nothing short of disappointment. The GenoHaradan overpowered the group with ease and if not for the efforts of those involved and a keen sense of survival their story may have ended there and then. Battered and broken, the group made a last ditch effort and collapsed the tunnel between the GenoHaradan and themselves before escaping into the Corellian streets.

One survivor of the incident whom shall remain nameless had this to comment; "The whole place was falling apart and we ran for it. We nearly drowned and thought we were the only ones to make it out but there they were. Four of them. They didn't look like any Golden Masks I ever saw. They looked well prepared and stank of death. If I didn't know better I'd believe they really are Genoharadan. They didn't say much just opened fire. Ripped through us like we were nothing. Of all the fight sin my life, never before have I felt true fear and if it wasn't for one of the guys blowing a hole out of there. I don't think we would have made it out with the hostages. I hope to never live through something like that again"

What transpired in the Sunken City has authorities questioning. But what happens next, cannot be assumed. No further leads nor mention of the GenoHaradan has been heard of and following the collapse of the tunnels and Sunken City no evidence can be given to verify the groups story or claims. Authorities have dismissed questions about the alleged sighting and conspiracies, while the Prime Minister's office has not returned calls.

Authorities and Government have praised the actions of the group and now those rescued are now being given medical attention. Though with much of the testimony and talk being given second hand, much of this small tale like that of the Sunken City now. Remains buried with history.

Cal'ir Nemro, Corellian News.

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[ This Article has since been redacted on orders of the Corellian Government. Several misprints are noted throughout and we here at Corellian News apologize to our readers ]

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Who are they?

[The Golden Masks: A far right wing group. Young youths and the homeless. Seduced and indoctrinated by Klora the Hutt. He promised them revolution, to bring Corellia prosperous again and purge the foreign taint that lingers in it. They followed Klora with almost a zealot like nature. But ultimately were destroyed in the Sunken City by an unknown organization ]

[ The GenoHaradan: A mysterious organization, presumed more myth than real. The GenoHaradan are said to be everywhere. Embedded deep into governments and organizations. Known for their lucrative trade, no job is too small for the highest bidder. In past accounts the GenoHaradans involvement has said to been apart of the Subjugation of Bengat, Sacking of Bothawui, The Coruscant Assassinations and other high profile events. But they are but a fairytale among the fearful. ]

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Corellian History

[ The Sunken City: The Corellian City of Coronot was built upon centuries and centuries of history. As the Corellian System grew and expanded it's presence throughout the galaxy. So did their great cities. Building upon itself over time. The Sunken City or that below ground is the remnants of a bygone age. Now part of the labyrinth below ground. With the sewer system flooding in, the authorities have sealed off much of the underground due to the dangerous nature but some still find their way down there. ]

#SWRP #SecondLife #Corellia #StarWars #GenoHaradan #BlackSun #Corsairs #CorSec

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kyleesie · 7 years

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GoT Thots of The Week - Season 7 / Episode 1

It took me a while to get this together cause I wanted to do something a little extra special for my thots this time around, but, just like Dany returning to The Seven Kingdoms to snatch a bitch off her throne, GoT and my ridiculous ramblings have finally made their triumphant return! As always, SPOILERS BELOW! (Although, episode 2 just aired yesterday, so if you haven't seen the premiere of Season 7 yet, well... that's on you, boo <3)

- ARYYYAAAAAAA! MY BABYYYYYY! SLAYYYYYYYY!

- Season 7 is already starting off in the best way possible: my baby girl committing mass murder with zero emotion and zero fucks given. As awesome as the scene was, it somehow doesn’t quite hold the equal yet opposite shock value that The Red Wedding originally had on both paper and screen. I mean, maybe it’s just because at this point, mass homicide is has become an expected party trick on the show? It’s like when a queen does a death drop or split during a lip sync for their life. Like, gurl, it’s great that you can do it, but you did that last time you had to save yourself in the bottom two.

- Also, I think it’s rather obvious that the show runners are using Arya’s doppelgänger device to quickly eliminate all the insignificant players in the story. Especially when you consider that in the books it is Lady Stoneheart who goes on a personal crusade of vengeance, hanging any and every Frey she can find. I’m still VERY butt hurt about the exclusion of Lady Stoneheart, by the way.

- Fucking Lyanna Mormont is a Westerosi treasure and I will never EVER get tired of her shutting down and throwing shade at a group of grown ass men. Like, Lyanna Mormont for Queen of The North Season 7 2017 plz and thx.

- OKAY CERSEI IS JUST FUCKING CRAZY. I’d say she’s gonna be an easy challenge for Dany, but if there’s anything I’ve learned about Cersei, it’s that her pettiness and utter disregard for politics make her an unpredictable wild card. Like, I love her, but I also hater her, and someone needs to kill her soon please. Still, I’d be very interested to see what happens if she ever came face to face with The Night King.

- Wow, Sansa really has ZERO chill anymore. Winter may have come, but this ginger is burning hotter than Dany’s hooha when she birthed them baby dragons. Understandably so though, this girl has been through ENOUGH. Get your life back, gurl! Also, Petyr Baelish is hella annoying, and I honestly wish he would just go away. You’ll never hear me complain when Sansa spills all that piping hot tea all over his shriveled little finger.

- I’m guessing Eurotrash Greyjoy thinks he might be able to net Cersei one of Dany’s dragons. In the books, Euron has a horn called “Dragonbinder” that supposedly allows you to command any dragon that hears it. I’m REALLY hoping that this is not the case. Dany’s babies should never be touched by anyone else other than herself (and Jon Snow and Tyrion of course because they’re part Targaryen as well, obvi).

- Okay, as soon as I heard that voice and saw that ginger mane, I knew it was Ed Sheeran. Yay, Ed Sheeran! Also, the fuck is Ed Sheehan doing in this show!? I’ll admit, he does serve Westerosi peasant realness really well though… Still, ED SHEERAN!? Honestly though, I don’t’ care. It’s not a big deal that he’s in the show. Sure, it took me out for a second, but he’s only an itty-bitty ginger baby Lannister guard, and Arya is probably gonna shank him before the end of the season anyway. So like, why is the biggest controversy of the first episode his cameo?! Y’all need to calm down.

- MOTHER HAS ARRIVED! But why the fuck she still gotta climb all those damn stairs tho!? As if crossing The Narrow Sea wasn’t enough!? Like, I would’ve requested a dragon lyft straight to the throne room and sat my ass down because I would have been so over wasting time on travel and transport.

- Still, I do appreciate the time and attention they spent on Dany’s triumphant return to The Seven Kingdoms and her first steps on shore. This is literally one of the biggest moments we’ve been waiting for since season 1 - and for a lot of us, since the first book came out - and my heart was pounding the whole time. I mean, she really only walked around some rocks for a bit and said three words before the episode ended, but I was DYING through all of it.

- It’s also interesting, but cool, that we really haven’t seen the outside of Dragonstone, or its many rooms and halls, until now. It almost feels completely new in a way, and I can’t decide if the show runners were purposefully hiding its magnificence until Dany came back, or if it simply wasn’t in their budget in earlier seasons to fully design it all.

- Finally, can we all agree that none of us like Euron Greyjoy, his guy-liner, or his Iron Island eurotrash aesthetic?? Like, in the books I imagined him to be so much hotter because he was described as this imposing tall, dark, and handsome man with an eye patch and a penchant for walking around with his tentacle monster hanging out, but I see him in the show and I’m like, “Okay, crunchy moist Ewan McGregor… nobody likes you. Go drown yourself in The Narrow Sea. What is dead should stay the fuck dead.”

Other random thoughts:

- I’m so happy TorBrienne is still a ship that is sailing.

- That was quite possibly the most artful montage of literal shit I’ve ever seen. Well done. Also, please don’t do it ever again. EVER.

- How the fuck did Jorah Mormont end up in Oldtown? He better put some aloe on that rash or something.

- More importantly, why must Samwise Gamgee get more screen time than my beloved Dany?! He was LITERALLY doing shit half the time.

- Can we just get a Stark Children reunion already!? Like, Arya, please go the fuck home. Meera, drag Bran’s telepathic ass back to Winterfell. And, I honestly almost just forgot that Rickon died already. Nobody cared about him anyways. Oh well.

- Great to see The Hound actually caring about people he’s already fucked over, but I honestly can’t watch The Brotherhood Without Banners without shedding a tear for Lady Stoneheart.

#Game of Thrones #A Song of Ice and Fire #ASOIAF #Dany #Daenerys Targaryen #Drogon #fanart #Kyle Cabral #artists on tumblr

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