#That David valentines audio done fucked me up bro
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You’re an Angel
aka 🚨 MENACE ALERT🚨
More Angel headcanons (ft. David) under the cut!
- Had angel fang piercings for a bit in college
- Cannot pick a favorite color, it changes every single day
- Spotify is their best friend; they have the most specific and niche playlists ever
- Professional photographer!! So skilled!! Fuck canon interpretation why does everyone have an office job!!
- “I saw this one hack on TikTok-”
- Gets super anxious when David works later than planned bc of Inversion trauma :D
- Once the clock hits the time his shift/event was supposed to end, they’re texting him every 30 minutes to check in. David understands and is eager to respond the moment he’s able to
- Changes wardrobe styles at the drop of a hat
- Blasts music through their headphones and dances a whole ass routine while cleaning the house
- David fears for their hearing, always shouting “I SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HEAR DOJA CAT FROM THE ACROSS THE HOUSE, ANGEL.” But the dancing is honestly impressive so he lets it slide
- “What if I dyed my hair blue?” “Do you think I’d look cool with pink hair?” “Should I dye my hair purple one day?” “How about like a really dark kind of burgundy?” proceeds to never dye it
- 186424742 Minecraft worlds, they’re a skilled builder and sucks ass at PVP
- Scarily good at mental math, like, they can be like a walking calculator it’s so odd. Helpful for helping Davey with calculating pack expenses though! Too bad they can’t spell for SHIT
- Had a gymnastics phase that lasted forever until they fell in love with photography
- Can (and will) give Davey one hell of a chair dance 😳
- They’re very crafty! Lots of their house decor is DIY but looks store-bought
- David knows no peace when it’s time for bed bc Angel is practically moshing in their sleep. If he doesn’t act as their weighted blanket and smoosh them into his chest so they lay still, they’d probably wake up half way across the house
- Their laughter so contagious it can cure every ailment within a 20 mile radius, especially when they accidentally snort
#That David valentines audio done fucked me up bro#Whistler’s Listeners#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fanart#redacted fandom#redacted art#redacted angel#redacted david#angel shaw#redacted listener#listener characters#sincerelywhistler
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