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Hey! May I please get a romantic + platonic matchup with MHA and Haikyuu please? ☺

Intro: Ok so I've been having an identity crisis and I have no idea whether I'm an ISFP 8w7 or ENFP 7w8. But other than that I'm a bisexual girl who uses any pronouns, mostly she/they. I'm a Virgo, although I don't think I act like one and I think It's probably because I'm an Aries Rising and Pisces Moon 👀.

Personality: I'm low-key 2 different people 🤏🏾 bcs at school, a lot of people including my teachers think I'm innocent bcs I have an innocent looking face but when I start talking they notice that they're completely wrong 💀 I once told my teacher about how some astronauts got herpes in Space and explained to her how dirty my mind was after she asked me why I was dirty-minded 🏃🏾‍♀️ but other then being described as weird and dirty-minded, my classmates and teachers would also describe me as kind, quiet(maybe), chill, smart, athletic and overall a nice person to be around. Crazy thing but surprisingly this year, I've been getting a lot of attention from guys. Like tell me why I had some dude trying to get my attention on the first day of school 🤨 and a few months after that, some dude I knew told me he had a crush on me since MIDDLE SCHOOL! But I rejected him bcs number uno ☝🏾 I didn't like him back and numéro deux(I speak french as a second language 😈)✌🏾 He did some weird shit that made me block him BUT LITERALLY A DAY AFTER THAT some guy's friend pointed at me and went "Hey look! It's your girlfriend". AND I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE. And then a like a week before Winter Break another guy that I knew started being extra friendly and nervous around me and I'm pretty sure he has a crush on me now but who can blame him? I'm hot asf 😌🤸🏾‍♀️ Oh yeah! And there's also this one dude in my Math class that I make eye contact with all the time and he's kinda cute low-key BUT ANYWAYS, at home I would be described as a troublemaker, rebellious and selfish 😄 That definitely doesn't hurt my feelings hahaha(definitely moving out when I'm 18). I mean for real tho the only part that hurts my feeling is the selfish part bcs apparently I only care about myself. Sometimes I actually wonder if I am 🤔 I don't mind being called a troublemaker or rebellious tho bcs it makes me feel cool 💪🏾😩 and I'm honestly just sharing my own opinions and telling my parents that I disagree w/them so...but y'know other than all that my parents and sister included would describe me as loud, easily-angered(No one can ever watch movies w/me bcs if a character does something to piss me off, I will cuss them out), argumentative(being told to shut up is nothing new to me plus I also go off on my sister for fun but it's only bcs she did it first), funny(I think I'm funny bcs I make jokes and I laugh at them 😌), energetic, strong(I break absolutely EVERYTHING), competitive(Sometimes my sister hates playing games w/me bcs I get SO mad when she wins, I broke her chair once 🤭), dumb(I believed Mr. Bean was dead for years!), stubborn and talkative although I have a stutter.

Presentation: My fashion sense ranges from like Bimbo Y2k outfits to Male Streetwear fashion and in the middle there's some Cyber Y2k, Cyber goth, Gyaru, Scene, Hippie and Fairy stuff. And Sadly, I do not have most of these types of clothes but my friends and teachers constantly say that I have a good sense of fashion and love it when I match my mask with my outfit. I think a lot of people's first impressions of me are that I'm kind, outgoing and possibly chill especially bcs my voice gets really high when I'm talking to people for the first time(my sister hates it when I do this). Ooo I'm also really into piercings, tattoos, kawaii nails and GOLD JEWELRY(like hoops and rings) 😍🤤 Let's hope I get all those things for my birthday. OMG I forgot to add that although I may wear really "girly" outfits from time to time, my mannerisms are always the same. I could be wearing a sailor moon shirt, flared jeans with my hair up in pigtails but I'll sit on my chair like a dude 💀 According to my friends, I'm pretty masculine and according to my mom I was like a "boy" when I was younger bcs of how energetic and rough I was and still am 👀 I do have a very feminine walk tho, y'know with the hips swaying side to side.

How I am when I'm comfortable: I swear everyone thinks I'm crazy! I like bounce off walls and shit and I scream all the time! One of my friends literally said that the reason why I like f¡ckboy Eren so much is bcs I act just like him 😭 she literally said I would be the type of person to go up to someone and say "Hey mamas *lip bite emoji* and rub my hands together. There was also this other time when I was with a group of friends and one of them said that the nicest person has a 12 inch d¡ck and so I said that mine was obviously a 12 and y'know what they told me? 😢 They said I had a 7 incher I- apparently I am kinda mean 😔 low-key don't disagree tho🚶🏾‍♀️

Hobbies, Interests, Likes and Dislikes: I'd say that my favourite pass time activities would be dancing and reading xblack¡reader fanfics. I've been told multiple times that I have natural talent for danicng and have had multiple people ask me if I've ever been to dance lessons but I actually never have, I also do alot dances for school so it's mostly what people know me for💃🏾 I LOVE reading xblack¡reader fanfics because I've seen a lot of fics say "y/n blushed" or "... touched y/n's hair" and I'm literally sitting there like 😐 plus it's fun being able to actually relate to y/n while reading. I also love animals(I have 5 adorable rats), video games(My sister and I play Lego: Jurassic World(I know very random), Gang Beasts, Mortal Kombat, Stick fight: The game, Danganronpa, Night in the woods, etc.), watching anime (Especially sad ones cause I love crying) Hello Kitty motorcycles(I WANT ONE SO BAD) true crime(Although it literally keeps me up at night), horror movies (Because I love getting jumpscared), going for walks(They're never for long tho cause everybody I walk with gets too tired 😢), reading my Warrior Cats books(I never expected a book about wild cats to make me cry so hard but at the same time, I cry about everything 👀) and PROCRASTINATE cause I hate homework 😤 One thing I absolutely HATE is 9-5 jobs(my mom called me dumb for saying that 😭) bcs I feel like it's honestly a waste to spend most of my time to go to school for years and then work some job until I'm 69 😏 with weak knees and RETIRE‼️I need something that constantly keeps my interest and most things can't do that. I just wanna live my life to the fullest by doing everything I want without being controlled because I hate being told what to do 😭 OH YEAH! I'm also a part of my school's volleyball team! How could I forget that? 💀🤭

My type: My type is definitely someone who can match my energy and do chaotic shit w/me. I only live life once so why not do crazy shit w/the person I love? 🤷🏾‍♀️ I've never been in a relationship with anyone either but I know my worth and if somebody like me, they gotta show me 😝

My appearance cause why not: Appearance: Ok so, first of all I'm 𝗛𝗢𝗧 asf‼️🤪(you already know that 😩) But seriously I'm a brownskinned black girl around 5'6(I kinda wish I was taller so I could intimidate men with my height 😈) I'm fit although I don't excercise much (my friends are always talking about the fact I have slightly defined abs)🧍🏾‍♀️I have tiny ears which everyone seems to notice(I got them from my dad). I typically always wear gold hoop earrings! I also have 2 dimples, a tooth gap that I really love! ☺ and dark auburn dyed microlocs and eyebrows. Oh yeah! and I have faint smile lines(and a faint scar in that area) because I smile and laugh a lot, most of the time my family will assume that I'm lying although I'm not because I'm smiling 💀 I'd also like to mention that I smile and laugh while feeling any emotion except for sadness. It's honestly a problem but a fun problem hehe

Anyways I'm done! I'M SO SORRY FOR GIVING YOU MY WHOLE LIFE STORY 😭😭 Also thanks in advance! 💗💗

hello! thank you for choosing this blog for your matchup <3

HAIKYUU

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Kageyama Tobio

HOW YOU MET

You both got stuck on an elevator together. It was crazy.

Now you were both lucky that the elevator emergency button was working but you were both still stuck in there for a while.

You were kind of forced to talk to eachother cause could you just standing/sitting awkwardly with a stranger when it could take hours for you guys to get out??

Anyway, it did take hours so you were both kind of stuck, got to know each other a bit though and it was chill.

Very much an oddly comforting meeting, bc being alone in that situation would be horrifying let's be honest.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

When you mentioned that you believed Mr.Bean was dead for years(who told you that bs btw???) I was reminded on Mr Tobio. Anyway yall being idiots together?? True, real, consistent.

I'm not sure why... but I think his love language for friends is remembering their favourite things... Like you could tell him who your favourite paw patrol character was and he'd mention it like 3 years later without fail.

Imagining you guys talking in the bg and you're on about some dirty minded shit(like the astronauts+herpes) and you can just see Tobio's face get progressively more and more horrified. He is terrified of you I think, he just doesn't admit it.

Yk your rats??? Yeah Kageyama has no clue how to hold them. You could tell him about a million times and he would still have them at like arms length sat on his flat hands.

HANGING OUT

I feel like he would accidentally contribute to your trouble making and get introuble too. Like he would see you doing smth and he'd be like "what no don't do that" and then help you while trying to stop you(does that make sense??).

Volleyball practice moment. No clue what position you play but it doesn't matter bc you have enough dramam with the way it looks like this man is tryna kill you with how aggressive he is. Chaos erupts if you try to do it back, it's fun to watch.

Play Gangbeasts with him I am begging you. You'll hear him aggressively slamming tryna win through brute force and then he's like the first to fall off, it's funny. I also feel like he plays lego games??? deadass save him cause he has lego:indiana jones, the star wars one, the marvel ones. He's going crazy stop him.

I'm not sure why but I feel like he would be able to sit you down and tell you about the Warrior Cats lore??? Like he will tell you everything in depth it's kind of worrying.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Nishinoya Yu

HOW YOU MET

Tournament meet cute! When walking with Kiyoko, who was speaking to other managers, you both met!

You were waiting with your manager bc hey, you're not allowed to go alone and everything is safer with a buddy right???

When I tell you this man was so bored. He decided to start up a conversation with you.

You both actually had a fun conversation. Your manager was kind of confused for a while and Kiyoko was like "hmmm" for a moment.

You both parted ways, but met again at another tournament and where like "woah!!! i know this person!!!"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm imagining him finding it hilarious that so many people have a crush on you. Not bc they're wrong, you're fucking awesome, but bc it's wild that some dude who's like 5'3 bet them to it.

Mf is so affectionate, you are SMOOTHERED with love all of the time and that is a threat. I feel like he tends to give words of affirmation and physical affection the most, but he will do literally anything for you, like if you told him to murder a guy he'd be like "ok cool, what do you know about their schedule??"

Deadass so patient with you when you stutter??? Idk if you're self concious about your stutter(I get one sometimes when I don't control how I speak very well), but this man deadass doesn't notice, and if he does he doesn't comment on it. He's just excited to hear what you have to say!!!

I think he could steal some of your jewlery. Idk why but he just thinks you have good jewlery and he's like "yooo, can I take this???" and he doesnt wait he just snatches it up and puts it one(unless your wearing it, that would be a lil aggressive).

HANGING OUT

He has a lot of nervous energy so doing active things or anything he can release energy with is common. A walk? He's out there in shorts and a tshirt in winter. Video games??? He's jumping in his seat like a 10 y/o playing roblox. I think you get me.

Very much fast paced conversations. I think neither of you have spectacular attention spans and get bored of things easily, so you two jumping between games, shows, and conversation topics together is fair and common. You both keep up well.

I feel like he has a horrible rhythm... but still dances with you. It's painful to watch, please teach him. If you do it'll be like that one arc in mha with the festival, and aoyama has shit dancing skills until Mina is like "umh actually" and helps him.

Hanging out with groups of people but you're both ignoring the main conversation and branching off into your own. Sometimes people talk about really boring things, not you two though. Elite people things ig.

MY HERO ACADEMIA

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Momo Yaorozu

HOW YOU MET

School moment. Anyway you were both in the same friendgroup at school (middle school I think??? idk foreign school systems are confusing).

Moving on, you both just happened to talk to each other more than either of you spoke to other people in the friendgroup, it was chill,

Kind of ended up choosing to be partners when you were both able to choose who you went with in group projects, choosing seats, etc

I feel like when Yaomomo really enjoys your company there is no escaping her /j.

But yes she found you cool when you both first met and she was like "that one, that one is a friend :]"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Oh my gosh you're dumb/smart duo. Not that your dumb but compared to Yaomomo :((( you're done I'm sorry. You both just have very different areas of expertise, like how would she know that those astronauts got herpes??? Not her, but you would.

SHE'S SO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU AND IT'S SO SWEET????? Like she seems so uptight with her class but with you she can just go crazy and tell you about how they make tanks or something idk.

She is also has 2 personalities for school+friends. You guys being different at school and outside of school as you both slowly get more comfortable with each other is so cute :]

Compliments you sm!! She thinks your gorgeous and you are going to know it >:T Will fight anyone who insults you and they will lose. She adores your style and vibe!!! Hypes you up sm.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she likes to play story games while you're both hanging out or you're in call with her. She's over here losing her shit over how cool Night in the Woods is and how cool it is to play and you just have to sit there, she will listen to what you have to say but she will fight you if you talk shit :[

True Crime besties!! Definitely with you looking into some murderer's case. Probably has strong opinions about people who romanticise murderers. Very much hates going outside after looking into true crime, she gets scared.

Horror movies!! She's very much someone who likes to feel scared and then find sense in the fear she feels. Subscribes to the "horror can be feminist theory". Film analyser sm you will be so confused and we all will it's ok.

You teaching her to play the littlest bit of volleyball :] She is so so very grateful. She likes to do it as a form of excercise after you teach her a little. I highly doubt irl volleyball is anything like hq volleyball in the sense that they thinking of huge psychological tricks to use on their opponents at like 16 but yaomomo is going to do that and it'll be wild.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Mei Hatsume

HOW YOU MET

You were probably roped into some crazy fucking scenario with her experiments so it was wild.

Like her little machine thing-y was small and you tripped over it, it would not be fun and you probably had a scrap on your leg :(

She was apologising and helping you with ANOTHER bot dude who was there to help people with injuries :]

it was very much surreal, especially because the bot dude was super gentle and like??? it's both??? how does that work???

but she was very sweet and apologised in her sort of ecentric way.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm iffy on this one cause idk if you'd love her or hate her. I feel like it's one or the other with people and hatsume. Anyway I hope you love her cause she is absolutely decking you out with the coolest gadgets. It's her love language <3

I think her calling you cute and giving you cute nicknames is something she does a lot. She does literally anything to see your cute fucking smile holy shit. She has a two track mind and it's you and her lil creation babies(not children the mechanical ones).

Your rats adore her and she adores them. I have no clue what any of their names are but she has some shortened nickname for them because she really likes nicknames??? She handles them really well to it's cute <3

I AM BEGGING YOU TO TELL HER WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE FIC YOU'RE READING. Like for example in a fake dating one she's like "omg you are not telling me that they fall inlove with each other after fake dating that's crazy" No bc she is so genuine because she doesn't notice consisent tropes.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she would like to code stuff into games for you??? Like mods and stuff, like you see in amongus and minecraft or smth??? I don't know if that makes sense but you can look them up probably.

Motorcycle rides!!! She rathers them over cars or bikes n others. ALSO I still don't know if you want a Hello Kitty motorcycle specifically or you just like both Hello Kitty and motorcycles???? But anyway she'd make you a cool motorcycle with a Hello Kitty design.

Shopping together!!! Definitely likes giving gifts so she will pay for whatever you want(if she can afford it idk how much money she has). Your clothing style(s) are going to be what fills your wardrobe in no time cause she will not hestiate to gift the clothes to you.

Very much likes to listen to you talk while she works on her things :] Especially if your frustrated and just need to rant a little she's here and she's listening!! If you want her advice she will try her best to help do what's best for you and what'll help you.

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