OH MY GOD MARTHA, YOU WERE SUCH A DORK, YOU TWO WERE SO CUTE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
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WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC? WHY DO I FEEL THAT SOMETHING CAME AROUND TO KEEP YOU TWO APART?
HE WAS MORE WORRIED THAT SHE COULD JEOPARDIZE HER DREAMS BY GETTING HURT TRYING TO PROTECT HIM
OH MY GOD
MARTHA PLEASE YOUR ASSASSIN/SPY SIDE IS SHOWING CALM DOWN
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Twilight, within minutes of meeting Yuri: this guy is working with the secret police.
Also Twilight after living with Yor for months: she is just really strong.
Yor and Anya are really his blind spot.
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This whole thing about how deadly mosquitoes are really is just Henderson being too proper to say "You gave me an excuse to punch that jerk in the face and so I gave you all of the bonus points I possibly could" and that is beautiful.
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THE MARTHA THEORY LIVES I TELL YOU
SHE FUCKING SAID IT
SO SHE WAS THE ONE THAT BECKY LEARNED IT FROM
HOLY SHIT THIS GOES WAY DEEPER THAN I IMAGINED
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HELL FUCKING YEAH MY BOY IS BACK
LOOK AT HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A GRUMPY SHIT
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Huh, I just noticed some similarities to my writing. But nevermind that
HE'S BACK
WHICH MEANS THAT THE BOSS MUSIC APPROACHES ITS END, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
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NOT COOL ENDO, NOT COOL
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OH WE'RE BACK AT THE PRESENT WORLD
AND BECKY IS ALREADY LOSING HER FUCKING SHIT AT THIS BULLSHIT
THEY NEVER DATED. THEY NEVER EVEN CONFESSED. I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ENDO. YOU CAN SAY THAT, ONCE I FIND HIM, THE AUTHOR WILL MEET HIS ENDO
BUT NOW YOU DO
AND THERE'S STILL TIME
YOU TWO CAN STILL GO THERE, KISS AND BONE AND BE HAPPY, YOU TWO ARE STILL YOUNG
PLEEEEEAASSSEEE
I BEG OF YOU MARTHA
ENDO PLEASE
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HENDERSON YOU BETTER FUCKING INVITE HER WE KNOW YOU DID THAT YOU NEED TO KEEP THE TIMELINE STABLE DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FRENCH BASTARD?
HENDERSON I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS DO YOU HEAR ME
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SO LET'S GO BACK TO THE GARDEN AND SEE WHAT WAITS US
MARTHA PLEASE, YOU'RE NOT EVEN BEEN SUBTLE ABOUT HOW INTO HIM YOU ARE, SHAME HE'S SUCH A DENSE MOTHERFUCKER HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET IT EVEN IF YOU SPELLED IT TO HIM
HENDERSON... PLEASE...
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OH WHAT
WHAT
HENDERSON- CAN YOU COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT?
BECAUSE IF THAT'S THE CASE, I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT YOU HAVE A GREAT NIECE UNDER YOUR CARE AT THIS MOMENT.
AND THUS HE LOOKED UP, AND SAW THAT IT WAS ELEGANT
MARTHA PLEASE DON'T NEED TO ADD INSULT TO THE INJURY YA KNOW?
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WE'RE SO FUCKING IN NOW Y'ALL
STRAP IN, I HAVE A FEELING THAT FANFICTION I WAS PLANNING MIGHT BE REDUNDANT
ALRIGHT HENDERSON, NOW TELL ME HOW IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
I SO WANT TO FAINT RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT
IF THE NEXT PAGE DOESN'T OPEN WITH "IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT" I'M GOING TO PHYSICALLY BREAK THIS COMPUTER
AND THIS TIME IT WILL BE MIGHT FAULT
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YEAH LIKE I BELIEVE THAT HENDERSON
I SEE THE BLACK BORDER AT THE BOTTOM
WE'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO A FLASHBACK AREN'T WE?
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Pfft- Yeah, the three least qualified adults to tell the kid that lying is wrong, and neither of them has any idea about the other two.
OH MY GOD THEY ARE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
THEY ARE FEELING SO FUCKING GUILTY, ANYA IS JUST THERE LIKE “FUCK MY LIFE”
ANYA PLEASE
WELL, AT LEAST YOU FOLLOWED THEIR ADVICE ON LYING. CAN`T BLAME YOU ON DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY TOLD, YOU KNOW?
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The three Forgers encapsulated in three pictures:
i love them.
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WHAT
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT
SHE
WHAT
WHAT
HUH??????
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Okay now we're leaving the shoujo realms behind and heading straight into shonen land.
OH MY GOD THOSE FUCKING KIDS I CAN'T WITH THEM
WHY DO YOU KIDS KNOW HOW TO TALK IN DINOSAUR, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FORGOTTEN LANGUAGE
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this hurts a little Endo, not gonna lie.
Glad to see that Bond and Aaron put their differences aside and finally joined forces. It's good to see those titanic beasts finally fighting for the same cause.
Endo I'm convinced you made this chapter exclusively to hurt me.
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