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whenuwishuponastar · 2 years

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Masahiro: shige can I speak to you for a minute? In private?

Shige: ooooh someone’s in trouble

Shige: it’s me, I don’t know why I did that

#hitorijime my hero #mitsuru fukushige #masahiro setagawa #incorrect quotes #Shige and Yamabe = best duo and best couple #they're both dumb and chaotic i love them #oh and one more thing:#I >DO NOT< ship ani/seta #because in this house we do not support gromming #Masahiro is best dad <3

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Masahiro: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Shige: *raises hand*

Yamabe: *puts Shige's hand down*

#hitorijime my hero #masahiro setagawa #incorrect quotes #mitsuru fukushige #tsuyoshi yamabe #I guess Yoshida is the straight token of the group #but I like to headcanon him as a either a straight aroace or a bi aroace sooo there's that #anyways #I believe in mitsuyama supremacy #mitsuyama = shige × yamabe #mitsuyama #shige and yamabe = best duo and best couple #hitorijimemyhero #i love them so much #i don’t ship ani/seta #!!!#ひとりじめマイヒーロー

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Yamabe being jealous of shige is the best thing to ever happen in this manga

#hitorijime my hero #masahiro setagawa #tsuyoshi yamabe #mitsuru fukushige #yamabe is such a simp for him istg #mitsuyama #mitsuyama = shige × yamabe #shige and yamabe = best duo and best couple #everytime shige simps for masa yamabe dies a little bit (me too buddy)#pls Arii just make them canon already #it's been too long #asaya hasekura #hitorijimemyhero #i don't ship ani/seta

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Yamabe: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now! No response.

Shige: Woah, he sounds really stupid.

Yamabe: He’s not though! Just... dense.

Shige, whispering: So.... Yoshida?

Yamabe, with a “are you fucking dumb“ look on his face : No.

Shige: Well, maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Yamabe: ... I guess you're right... Shige, I love you!

Shige: See! Just like that!

Yamabe: ...

Shige: If that flies over his head, then sorry dude, but he is way too dumb for you.

Hasekura, hunched over on the couch as Kensuke rubs his back, Yoshida, Yunge and Masahiro eating burgers shaking their heads disappointingly next to him : This is getting ridiculously hard to watch...

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Shige would be the kind of guy that imagine fake scenarios in his head that end up making him cry and then he goes bother his boyfriend about it

Shige, in tears: "Yamabe, would you still love me if I was a worm??"

Shige: *ignores yamabe all day just 'cause he DREAMED that yamabe cheated on him*

Shige listening to Reckless: * crying his eyes out, with a killing headache, staring daggers at yamabe*

Shige, hearing Lana Del Rey from afar: Yam-

Yamabe: Yes Shige, yes I'll still love you when you're no longer young, but you'll always be beautiful to me

Shige, thinking: *yes good boy, right answer*

#hitorijime my hero #mitsuru fukushige #tsuyoshi yamabe #my very own hero #ひとりじめマイヒーロー #shige and yamabe = best duo and best couple #mitsuyama #mitsuyama = shige × yamabe #i don't ship ani/seta

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Shige: WAIT so you thought I was going to be alone for the rest of my life??

Masa: nooo, just for the middle part!

Shige: !? I-

Masa: 'cause by the end I assumed there'd be nurses y'know

#hitorijime my hero #masahiro setagawa #incorrect quotes #mitsuru fukushige #my poor shige #context: shige and yamabe just announced that they're dating and masa was shocked #shige and yamabe = best duo and best couple #they're in love your honor #and if you don’t believe me i have proof 👁👁#yamabe being jealous of shige and yamabe in the manga is my proof lol #yamabe is such a simp for him istg #i don't ship ani/seta

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Monika, sleeping: And a face mask! And a face mask! And a face mask!

Shige: what the fuck? Momo are you awake? Monika? MONIKA? Why are you giving everyone a face masks???

Ryouko: if you two don't shut your damn mouths, it's 2-fucking-AM.

#hitorijime my hero #incorrect quotes #mitsuru fukushige #Monika Matsuzawa #Satou #Ryouko Kitami #they're the girl trio in wich 2 are obsessed with Hasekura remember?#and allegedly satou likes Masa #masahiro setagawa #asaya hasekura #my headcanon is that shige is friends with them #and is besties with monika #PATHETIC GAYS ALLIANCE LET'S GOOOOOOO #shige and yamabe = best duo and best couple #yamabe is such a simp for him istg #i don't ship ani/seta

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Shige: god my ass hurts

Hasekura: who was it this time?

Shige:… the Gym, Hasekura

Yamabe: WHO THE FUCK IS JIM!?

#hitorijime my hero #incorrect quotes #mitsuru fukushige #asaya hasekura #tsuyoshi yamabe #yamabe is such a simp for him istg #mitsuyama #mitsuyama = shige × yamabe #shige and yamabe = best duo and best couple #yamabe was soo jealous of shige and masa pls #i don't ship ani/seta #ひとりじめマイヒーロー

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Shige: fuck I really hope this phone call isn't what I think it is.

Yoshida: why's that?

Shige: last night I accidentally applied for a job while I was only slightly awake.

Yamabe: oh shit

Shige: I don't even know what the job IS!

#hitorijime my hero #incorrect quotes #mitsuru fukushige #tsuyoshi yamabe #Jirou Yoshida #the trio #shige and yamabe = best duo and best couple #ひとりじめマイヒーロー #i don't ship ani/seta

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whenuwishuponastar · 2 years

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Yamabe, collapsing on the couch: Shige could kill me and I would thank him

Hasekura: I feel your pain. Ken giggled and I apologized.

Yamabe, slowly sliding facedown to the floor: Shige texted me I was a good friend and I wrote a love poem.

Yoshida: It's OK my gay disasters

#hitorijime my hero #incorrect quotes #mitsuru fukushige #jirou yoshida #tsuyoshi yamabe #asaya hasekura #shige and yamabe = best duo and a power couple #they're both dumb and chaotic i love them #yamabe was soo jealous of shige and masa pls #I DO NOT ship ani/seta #because in this house we do not support gromming

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whenuwishuponastar · 2 years

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Shige: look let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three

Yamabe: alright, fine

Shige and Yamabe: one, two, three-

Yamabe: *silence*

Shige: *silence*

Shige: see now I’m just disappointed in both of us

#fukushige mitsuru #mitsuru fukushige #Yamabe Tsuyoshi #Tsuyoshi Yamabe #hitorijime my hero #I >DO NOT< SHIP THE MAIN COUPLE FROM THIS ANIME/MANGA #because in this house we do not support gromming #and if u don't agree w/ me just block me i don't wanna know #hitorijimemyhero #incorrect quotes #Shige and Yamabe = best duo and a power couple #and if u don't see the chemistry then you read that manga wrong read it again #masahiro setagawa #ひとりじめマイヒーロー

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whenuwishuponastar · 1 year

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Yamabe: a 13 year old tried to fight me today, but by pure conicidence I happen to know his father on a first bame basis

Yoshida: aka Mitsuru (shige)

Yamabe: I yelled his name and he waved and smiled at us, then I got down on my knees, looked the kid dead in the eyes, smiled and said "I gonna fuck your dad"

Yoshida: he gave that boy more psychological damage than any ex-lover he'll ever have

#hitorijime my hero #incorrect quotes #mitsuru fukushige #tsuyoshi yamabe #Jirou Yoshida #the trio #mitsuyama #mitsuyama = shige × yamabe #shige and yamabe = best duo and a power couple #they're both dumb and chaotic i love them #I don't ship ani/seta

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whenuwishuponastar · 2 years

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Shige: god made a mistake giving me a cute little mischievous face, look at me! I can get away with everything! I get whatever I want!

#hitorijime my hero #I >DON'T< ship the main couple #because in this house we do not support gromming #incorrect quotes #fukushige mitsuru #yamabe tsuyoshi #Yamabe and Shige are a power couple but none of you are ready for this conversation #Yamabe and Shige are best duo #they're both dumb and chaotic I love them #if you didn't see the chemestry then you read it all wrong read it again #yamabe was SO jealous of Shige that it was funny jshsjsj #like pls just make them canon already

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