New (crack) ship unlocked. @braindeadmaggot is to blame for everything.

I can't stop thinking about them.

I urge you all to think about them too.

Sasaki/Drake

Thank you for listening.

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side D

Shanks x Sanji edit made by @fivedayslater

Propaganda under the cut.

Daddy Issues: I think Shanks can solve most if not all of Sanji's daddy issues. Or create more who knows it's a toss up.

SasaDrake: Dino boyfriends. Drake deserves a bear to love and cuddle with. Drake also has some daddy issues that Sasaki can probably fix (despite only being 1 year older). Drake feels like he has to be this tough, distant guy, but with Sasaki he can be soft, he can let himself feel. Honestly, I mainly see this working in AU settings. In a modern au they're both huge dinosour nerds and use that to bond over. But in canon, I can see them spending a night together after partying. A slip up, which they won't talk about at first (despite Sasaki trying to). After the whole fight at Onagashima, they part ways, but after a while, they find each other again and get together for real. Maybe Sasaki has decided not to be a pirate anymore, maybe Drake just doesn't care as long as he's a good (fish)man at heart.