Dream!Bird is a very good guinea pig. Super accomodating and invested! Those Aliens were lucky to have found you. If there's enough sand to fill a house, there's enough sand to hide tracker sucking sandmonsters. Just saying!

As far as I can tell, people around here are rather happy to deal with the aftermath of your crimes. And said crimes don't involve hole diging and body hiding, that's pretty neat.

Very true! Dream!Bird doesn’t generally flinch from aliens. That’s extremely convenient.

Re:crimes - 😶😶😶😶

This photo demonstrates well why Human got me goggles I think

HAPPY Mother’s Day! #sandmonster #venicebeach #mothersday #art #pretty (at Venice Beach Bordwalk, CA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxZHoSMnGVo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=189gpdric3f4t

Do livro de Ian fleming, só se vive duas vezes então posso comemorar muito pq ainda tenho a velocidade da luz pra alcançar, tim tim 🥂 #BeijodaAninha #hawaii #clarity #sandmonster #wave #surf #surfing #dive #diving #freediving #scubadiving #scubalife #snorkeling #ocean #oceanlife #beachlife #amazingnature #natureisamazing #sealife #crystalclearwaters #underwaterphotography #uwphotography #underwatervideo #oceanholic #ocean #sea #waves #waves🌊 https://www.instagram.com/p/CJoO1FvpKYA/?igshid=18me6kmsifft1

Happy Inktober everybody! Here’s a drawing of Dune & Armor: Cleopatra that I create her as a sand monster and she does look like a Persona 5 character.😅 👸🏿💛🇪🇬🐍🏝 Human Zamazenta from Pokémon Sword & Shield, He’s like a Knight warrior. I also referenced Champion Leon of his looks and used Chrom’s pose from Super Smash Bros Ultimate and he’s from Fire Emblems too.😁 🛡❤️🐶 #inktober #inktober2020 #dunes #armor #cleopatra #sandmonster #zamazenta #zamazentapokemon #zamazentagijinka #knightwarrior #pokemonswordshield #pokemonshield #shield #jakeparker #jakeparkerinktober https://www.instagram.com/p/CGiFPlDFC2X/?igshid=75j690bnr1k3

LISTEN TO THIS SHIT DUDE’S INSANE

#desert #monster#creature #sandmonster #procreate #battle https://www.instagram.com/p/BzGt6n1BUn_/?igshid=bln2clibhlk8

Happy #tot compliments of @falcothedutch 🎥 (ft. 1.75" Soft Collar in Coyote) #modernicon #moderniconsquad #handmade #madeinusa #qualityoverquantity #sandmonster #falcotakesthedesert (at Dubai, United Arab Emirates)

The beautiful thing about living in an island (plus 7,000 more) is that even if you took the wrong turn, you still find yourself lost in a beautiful paradise. That's exactly what happened during this trip. This island promised a spectacular view of huge ocean waves crashing into cliffs. It was a short hike to the top of the cliff but I still managed to scrape my knee #ouch and tripled my heart rate #labdab because for every step forward, I got knocked back two steps back #sandmonster When I finally caught up with the group, they were trying to decide which way to go. "Why are WE stopping? Are we lost?" #panting #butgladforthebreak The trail led downhill which didn't make sense but it was the only visible trail so we continued on and found ourselves lost in this beautiful secluded beach with no othet soul in sight (except we knew peope were there because they left their trash #ugh ). We did reach the top of the hill, took some photos but went back to this secluded beach with a front row seat to the Turtle Island, away from all the crowds. #lostinparadise #cabganisland #surigaodelsur #philippines #islandhopping (at The Turtle and Cabgan Island in Surigao del Sur) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtuaSjkhHJv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fqam4o4sxkfj

A quick sketch of my little friend #draw #drawings #illustration #sketch #monster #sandmonster #instart

Great place to stick snack. #bernesemountaindog #lakemichigan #puremichigan #dunedog #sandmonster (at Saugatuck Dunes State Park)

Sandmonster by Rasmus Berggreen via ImaginaryMonsters

Who’s a disgusting little sandmonster in need of a bath…?

No one asked but once again I’m back on my bullshit. Have some of my theories about Dragon Age that I hate and love bc they are way too plausible (in my opinion)

1) Solas is the Maker, but is also a Forbidden One/Forgotten One. He is the one who threw Corypheus out of the ‘Golden City’ and they got the Blight because Andruil brought that shit to Arlathan. And at the time? Mythal had been killed and that’s why he had ‘seen the throne of the gods and it was empty’. Every single Evanuris was locked away. Bc they had the Blight and had killed Mythal.

2) Solas is on a gotta catch ‘em all run and is attempting to get all the Old God Souls. Which also makes him the Dragonborn weirdly enough?

3) The Old Gods were/are Evanuris or the Forbidden Ones or BOTH and we’ve been fucking killing them. And the reason Solas hates the Wardens is because the Old God souls have been sent back to their cages to be reborn into Archdemons again, and because they were v close to figuring out his plans. 🙃

4) Andraste was a Dreamer which means she was at least a half elf and that’s how she talked to the Maker (Solas)

5) The Hero of Ferelden 100% is gonna be cured of the Blight through blood magic. No ifs ands or buts.

6) That big sandmonster in da4 concept art is an old god or equivalent

7) If Mythal can rest in Flemeths body there is a possibility the other Evanuris can do the same thing or try to. But because they’re locked up or fuckinG ARCHDEMONS they don’t have the power to.

8) The Executors are some form of cult

9) Dwarves can be mages but for some reason were cut off from their magic a very long time ago bc of the Evanuris

10) if werewolves exist then by every right vampires could also exist in dragon age (this one is for fun lmao don’t come at me for it)

SANDMONSTER

Art by RASMUS BERGGREEN